OK I found a orodha of rules set up kwa Kaldur I decided to share

1. The websites Kaldur deems fit to put on Parent Control are not to be questioned.

2. au hacked (I'm looking at you, Robin).

3. The following are not allowed to have coffee: Wally, Megan. EDIT: everyone except Kaldur and Artemis.

4. No hidden cameras without permission from an adult au Kaldur. Period.

5. Knock before entering Robin's room. Just...do it.

6. Taking Conner to see Rise of the Planet of the Apes was not funny and will not be mentioned again,

7. "Rockin' Robin" is not Robin's theme song.

8. Robin does not have, need, au want a theme song.

9. Red Arrow is NOT Speedy.

10. Nor is he a Weasley.

11. au related to Lindsey Lohan.

12. Do not make fun of Robin's age, height, cape, tights, au old outfits unless wewe want a batarang in the stomach.

13, Do not touch, rearrange, au "borrow" Wally's souvenirs.

14. Conner and Megan are not Edward and Bella.

15. No shipping members of the Justice League.

16. au each other.

17. Do not write slash about your teammates. (Artemis.) (Megan, wewe too.)

18. If wewe cannot act responsibly on pizza night, it will be stopped.

19. Hands to yourself. (Wally)

20. Eyes to yourself too. (Wally)

21. No zaidi imba "We Did It!" when we complete a mission.

22. Conner will no longer be forced to do your research assignments.

23. Do not disturb Robin while he's showering to find out what his eyes look like (Wally I'm warning you.) (And wewe want us to stop saying wewe guys are zaidi than friends.)

24. wewe break the TV, you're paying for a new one.

25. Only one "that's what she said" joke per day. EDIT: week. EDIT: month.

26. Do not borrow Artemis au Megan's shirts if wewe ruin all of yours. (Conner.)

27. We've already established this: Robin is not a girl.

28. Any game with the word "extreme" in it is to be played outside.

29. The game of chicken is banned completely, no exceptions.

30. Locking Wally in a closet is not okay (Artemis).

31. Kaldur does not dye his hair. End of conversation.

32. If there are any zaidi wars over the TV remote, Kaldur has full right to take it away.

33. Do not ride Wolf.

34. Do not—do not—climb Mount Justice.

35. Robin wewe are underage. No motorcycles outside of missions.

36. Megan's vitabu is not subject to teasing au quoting.

37. It is not funny to paint your face like the Joker's and sneak into Robin's room at night.

38. No zaidi prank calling the Justice League. Batman doesn't need caller ID to know who wewe are.

39. We do not wear pink on Wednesdays. (Who gave Conner a pink shati anyways?)

40. Pants are required attire at all team meetings.

41. "My imaginary friend did it" is not an excuse.

42. No mistletoe unless it's Christmas. EDIT: No mistletoe at all.

43. Handcuffs are to be used on villains only.

45. Wally, wewe know what wewe did. Do NOT do it again.

46. Putting tin foil on your head and pretending to be an alien is disrespectful to zaidi than one member of the team.

47. wewe do not sell samples of your hair on eBay. au samples of your saliva. au samples of anything else.

48. No zaidi politics au religion at the chajio, chakula cha jioni table. (Superman cannot become president and Batman is not God.)

49. Voodoo dolls are strictly prohibited in the base.

50. No posting embarrassing video of your teammates on YouTube. (Wally.) (Robin.) (Artemis.)

51. Mount Justice doesn't need a disco ball.

52. "The Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves" will never be sung again.

53. Dog piling is banned. Especially if mbwa mwitu is involved.

54. No zaidi Mythbusters. Trust me.

55. The Justice League has never fought the Deceptacons. Seriously, stop. People are getting confused.

56. The fangirls are not your friends. Do not encourage them.

57. Do not mention how much Robin sounds like Jesse McCartney Unless wewe want a ngumi, punch in the face

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