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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a warm night in Las Pegasus as the sun was setting with a machungwa, chungwa sky, and pink clouds. Shredder was still giving his sister a free ride toward San Franciscolt.

Ian: So why are wewe heading to San Fran?
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's the only place in Equestria with no sexism.
Shredder: Well we should get there in at least 14 hours. Heck, we can even stop here and play cards.
Colin: How many bits do we have?
Shredder: I don't know like 40?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, lets not gamble.
Shredder: Well at least were in one of the greatest cities in Equestria.
Colin & Ian: true

They kept driving though Las Pegasus, and when they left the car got a flat tire.

Shredder: Well this can't be good.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I should get going.
Colin: Why don't wewe stay?
upinde wa mvua Dash: If I stay, then all four of us die.
Colin: Allright then.
Ian: Good luck upinde wa mvua Dash
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies away*

upinde wa mvua Dash was only ten miles from San Franciscolt when she heard the engine of a '69 corvette. Eeyup I made my return to Equestria.

Sean: Hi Dash.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sean? I thought wewe weren't going to be here anymore.
Sean: Well Rarity, and Twilight told me that something wrong was happening, and I had to see how wewe were doing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Where are the others?
Stallion 56: I still don't know why were doing this.
Stallion 54: We find upinde wa mvua Dash, and bring her to our boss then we get paid 500 bits. Keep looking.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fluttershy's still alive? I saw another gppony, pony break her neck.
Sean: I guess someone brought her back to life after that.
Stallion 54: Hey! Who's car is that? *points at corvette*
Drunk pony: I'm not a car. Piss off!
Stallion 56: It looks like Sean the hedgehog's.
Stallion 54: Hes' dating upinde wa mvua Dash. We gotta kill 'em both.
Sean: We got company. *drives off*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies away*

We were being followed kwa the two stallions, as both of us were doing 180.

Stallion 56: Get Sean first, then grab Dash!
Sean: *shoots gun*
Stallion 54: Return fire! *shoots tires*
Sean: Oh crap! *jumps out of car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sean?!
Sean: DASH!!
Stallion 56: *kills me*
Stallion 54: Stupid mare! Give up!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: No. I can fly, and wewe can't.
Stallion 54: Oh yeah? Well I'll get ponies that can fly!
Stallion 48: We're on it!
Stallion 65: *grabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: What the fuck?!
Stallion 48: *K.O's Dash*

The stallions were bringing her back to Manehattan, but they only drove a few miles when this happened.

Stallion 54: Of all the stupid ponies I've encountered. upinde wa mvua Dash is No. 1
Stallion 56: You've alisema it. She'll never get to San Franciscolt now.
upinde wa mvua Dash: (They think I'm asleep)
Stallion 54: And if she does escape those two pegasi know what to do.
Stallion 48: Yes we do.
Stallion 65: I think I just heard something.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies out of trunk*
Stallion 54: She just ruined my Coltillac! Get her!!
Stallion 48 & 65: Yessir!
upinde wa mvua Dash: You'll never get me *flies in a circle*
Stallion 48: What is she doing?
Stallion 54: She's behind us now.
Stallion 56: Slow down, I'm gonna shoot her.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *pushes car*
Stallion 54: What the hell?!?
Stallion 56: STOP THE CAR!
Stallion 54: I'm trying!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Of all the stupid ponies I've ever encountered, it's wewe two cunts. *pushes car down cliff*
Stallions 54 & 56: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *hits bottom*
Stallion 65: Where are the others?
Stallion 48: Who cares? Stop her. Grab her! Throw her to the ground!
Stallion 65: I'm on it.

Not far away from them

delivery truck driver: I cannot believe I'm delivering 12 foallaris to a dealership.
Stallion 65: I almost got her!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *avoids hooves*
Stallion 48: Try again!!
Stallion 65: *grabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
Stallion 48: Pull her down!
Stallion 65: I can't!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies faster*
DTD: What are those ponies doing?
Stallion 48: Pull her down. Do it!!
Stallion 65: She's going lower
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies over 300 miles an hour*
Stallion 65: *breaks wings* FUCK!
Stallion 48: I have to do everything don't I?
DTD: *honks horn*
Stallion 48: *grabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
Stallion 65: Oh no.
upinde wa mvua Dash: oh boy
DTD: Look out!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *does sonic rainboom causing a huge explosion blowing up the truck with Foallaris*

Realising she wouldn't win, upinde wa mvua Dash killed herself crashing into the truck. The damage she caused costed nearly 45,000 bits. As the days went on, the sexism increased until Equestria started freezing due to the hatred caused kwa so many ponies. Then they all realized something, just because someone is a different gender then wewe doesn't mean wewe have to hate them. To me it doesn't matter the gender, just their mind.

A siku after Dash's suicide

upinde wa mvua Dash: Thanks for bringing us back to life Twilight.
Sean: Yeah, thanks.
Twilight: No problem wewe guys, but if it weren't for Jade I probably wouldn't have found you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wait a minute, I remember you.
Jade: Yeah ah helped kill some ponies that were chasing you.
Sean: And I just finished making a story out of what just happened.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Really? What's it called?
Sean: *shows book* The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit.

My story became very popular, and ended the sexism between mares, and stallions. Now if wewe want to go fight someone just because they're a different gender then you, don't!

The End.
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This is from Spike and Twilight's duet which can be found here: link

I was prepared to do my best
Thought I could handle any test
For I can do so many tricks
But I wasn't prepared for this
Levitation would have been a breeze
Facts and figures I recite with ease
(Twily: The square root of 546 is 23.36664289109
Math Pony: She is correct!)
I know all about friendship's bliss
But I wasn't prepared for this

Will I fail au will I pass,
I can't be sure (She can't be sure)
My mind is charged with skills intact
My moyo is pure (her moyo is pure)

Oh, I've taken my share of licks
I've made it through the thin and thick
But no, I wasn't (no she wasn't)
Oh no I wasn't (oh no she wasn't)
No I wasn't prepared for this
So, since today is Tawnyjay's birthday, I decided today was the perfect siku to post the makala I've been thinking about. Here I go.

I've noticed that in MLP:FiM, birthdays suck. Really the only birthday that didn't suck that we've seen was Gummy's birthday. I can't really talk about Cheerilee au Zecora, since their birthdays were only mentioned in passing, but all the other ones we've seen, SUCK. And I have three and a half examples to onyesha this.

I'll start with the half, while although not technically a birthday, I still felt I should mention. This would be Diamon Tiara's cuteceniara (I hope...
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Applejack is a reliable and hard-working pony, although headstrong about doing things on her own. She tackles the annual apple harvest all kwa herself while her brother Big Macintosh recovers from an injury in Applebuck Season. Big Mac calmly expresses concerns over her intention to harvest hundreds of apple trees kwa herself, but applejack snaps at him and his "fancy mathematics", and decides to try it anyway, while still making time to help out her Marafiki at various tasks.

After she diverts a stampede that was headed to Ponyville, the townsfolk hold a ceremony in her honor, where her close...
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posted by StarWarsFan7
When Twilight Sparkle is first introduced in Friendship is Magic, part 1, she is so devoted to studying that she even studies during her breaks, much to her assistant Spike's dismay. She deliberately avoids contact with other ponies who ask her to a party, as she states that "the fate of Equestria does not rest on me making friends" and that Night Mare Moon's return is a zaidi important business to attend to.

When she is ordered kwa Princess Celestia to see to the arrangements of the Summer Sun Celebration in Ponyville and to try and make friends, she still tries to avoid the latter request and...
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Hi Everpony! :) I am bored so I am going to write and makala about why upinde wa mvua dash is my inayopendelewa gppony, pony so yeah... Ok here we go.

One of the main reasons why she is my inayopendelewa is her eye color. She is the only one of the main six with Magenta eyes. I also like the fact that her tail and mane are the colors of the rainbow. :)

Another reason why I like her so much is that she is a daredevil. I know she does brag sometimes about how awesome she is but most people do that at some point in their life. I have to admit I am not a Dare Devil at all! I hate getting into trouble... I'm also very shy....
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