My Little Poney Club
jiunge
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a warm night in Las Pegasus as the sun was setting with a machungwa, chungwa sky, and pink clouds. Shredder was still giving his sister a free ride toward San Franciscolt.

Ian: So why are wewe heading to San Fran?
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's the only place in Equestria with no sexism.
Shredder: Well we should get there in at least 14 hours. Heck, we can even stop here and play cards.
Colin: How many bits do we have?
Shredder: I don't know like 40?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, lets not gamble.
Shredder: Well at least were in one of the greatest cities in Equestria.
Colin & Ian: true

They kept driving though Las Pegasus, and when they left the car got a flat tire.

Shredder: Well this can't be good.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I should get going.
Colin: Why don't wewe stay?
upinde wa mvua Dash: If I stay, then all four of us die.
Colin: Allright then.
Ian: Good luck upinde wa mvua Dash
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies away*

upinde wa mvua Dash was only ten miles from San Franciscolt when she heard the engine of a '69 corvette. Eeyup I made my return to Equestria.

Sean: Hi Dash.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sean? I thought wewe weren't going to be here anymore.
Sean: Well Rarity, and Twilight told me that something wrong was happening, and I had to see how wewe were doing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Where are the others?
Stallion 56: I still don't know why were doing this.
Stallion 54: We find upinde wa mvua Dash, and bring her to our boss then we get paid 500 bits. Keep looking.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fluttershy's still alive? I saw another gppony, pony break her neck.
Sean: I guess someone brought her back to life after that.
Stallion 54: Hey! Who's car is that? *points at corvette*
Drunk pony: I'm not a car. Piss off!
Stallion 56: It looks like Sean the hedgehog's.
Stallion 54: Hes' dating upinde wa mvua Dash. We gotta kill 'em both.
Sean: We got company. *drives off*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies away*

We were being followed kwa the two stallions, as both of us were doing 180.

Stallion 56: Get Sean first, then grab Dash!
Sean: *shoots gun*
Stallion 54: Return fire! *shoots tires*
Sean: Oh crap! *jumps out of car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sean?!
Sean: DASH!!
Stallion 56: *kills me*
Stallion 54: Stupid mare! Give up!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: No. I can fly, and wewe can't.
Stallion 54: Oh yeah? Well I'll get ponies that can fly!
Stallion 48: We're on it!
Stallion 65: *grabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: What the fuck?!
Stallion 48: *K.O's Dash*

The stallions were bringing her back to Manehattan, but they only drove a few miles when this happened.

Stallion 54: Of all the stupid ponies I've encountered. upinde wa mvua Dash is No. 1
Stallion 56: You've alisema it. She'll never get to San Franciscolt now.
upinde wa mvua Dash: (They think I'm asleep)
Stallion 54: And if she does escape those two pegasi know what to do.
Stallion 48: Yes we do.
Stallion 65: I think I just heard something.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies out of trunk*
Stallion 54: She just ruined my Coltillac! Get her!!
Stallion 48 & 65: Yessir!
upinde wa mvua Dash: You'll never get me *flies in a circle*
Stallion 48: What is she doing?
Stallion 54: She's behind us now.
Stallion 56: Slow down, I'm gonna shoot her.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *pushes car*
Stallion 54: What the hell?!?
Stallion 56: STOP THE CAR!
Stallion 54: I'm trying!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Of all the stupid ponies I've ever encountered, it's wewe two cunts. *pushes car down cliff*
Stallions 54 & 56: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *hits bottom*
Stallion 65: Where are the others?
Stallion 48: Who cares? Stop her. Grab her! Throw her to the ground!
Stallion 65: I'm on it.

Not far away from them

delivery truck driver: I cannot believe I'm delivering 12 foallaris to a dealership.
Stallion 65: I almost got her!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *avoids hooves*
Stallion 48: Try again!!
Stallion 65: *grabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
Stallion 48: Pull her down!
Stallion 65: I can't!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies faster*
DTD: What are those ponies doing?
Stallion 48: Pull her down. Do it!!
Stallion 65: She's going lower
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies over 300 miles an hour*
Stallion 65: *breaks wings* FUCK!
Stallion 48: I have to do everything don't I?
DTD: *honks horn*
Stallion 48: *grabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
Stallion 65: Oh no.
upinde wa mvua Dash: oh boy
DTD: Look out!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *does sonic rainboom causing a huge explosion blowing up the truck with Foallaris*

Realising she wouldn't win, upinde wa mvua Dash killed herself crashing into the truck. The damage she caused costed nearly 45,000 bits. As the days went on, the sexism increased until Equestria started freezing due to the hatred caused kwa so many ponies. Then they all realized something, just because someone is a different gender then wewe doesn't mean wewe have to hate them. To me it doesn't matter the gender, just their mind.

A siku after Dash's suicide

upinde wa mvua Dash: Thanks for bringing us back to life Twilight.
Sean: Yeah, thanks.
Twilight: No problem wewe guys, but if it weren't for Jade I probably wouldn't have found you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wait a minute, I remember you.
Jade: Yeah ah helped kill some ponies that were chasing you.
Sean: And I just finished making a story out of what just happened.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Really? What's it called?
Sean: *shows book* The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit.

My story became very popular, and ended the sexism between mares, and stallions. Now if wewe want to go fight someone just because they're a different gender then you, don't!

The End.
Continuation to Drawing Destiny. I got bored, so yeah. Just like the awali installment, its based on creepypastas, zaidi specifically Jeff the Killer. Please maoni and stuff.
***
Rarity's funeral was a week after her remains were found. Twilight had discovered the corpse in the boutique when she had gone searching for a type of gem to use in a spell. Hidden behind a kitanda she discovered Sweetie Belle. She had bloodshot eyes and was trembling uncontrolablly. Twilight, the Royal Guards, even Princess Celestia had all attempted to interview the traumatized filly, but it was all in vane. After...
continue reading...
My Little Pony,
My Little gppony, pony ,
What is friendship all about?
My Little Pony,
My Little Pony,
Friendship is magic!
(My Little Pony)
I used to wander what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until wewe all shared this magic with me.
When I was young I was to busy to make any friends.
Such silliness did not seem worth the effort it expends.
But my little ponies wewe opened up my eyes.
And now the truth is crystal clear as spendid summer skies.
And it's such a wonderful surprise.
(My Little Pony)
I used to wonder what friendship could be,
(My Little Pony)
Until wewe all shared its magic with me.
When danger...
continue reading...
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: My Little Poney
added by tinkerbell66799
Source: Original Owners
added by Tawnyjay
Source: Rightful Owners
 Pintail behind armoured car
Pintail behind armoured car
As Scootaloo went towards the house, General Sky Night motioned for Green Flame to go to the side of the house and enter through the broken window. 
Then Night signaled Scootaloo to go to the right and break open the door in the back. ,"I'll wait behind the car sir" Pin Tail told Sky. ,"alright but be ready" the general whispered to Pin. 
As the two took their positions and. Began entering, Scootaloo broke the door with a loud bang causing the insane gppony, pony in the sekunde story to take out his heavy machine gun and open moto at the armored car. 
Bullets hit the car alerting the ponies inside to songesha the turret and return fire. Pin Tail got out his bolt-action bunduki and pulled back the bolt then pressed it back in and fired a shot near the window frame missing the enemy gun kwa a few feet. 
 upinde wa mvua Dash in corner
Rainbow Dash in corner
"Well I think I am going to enjoy going to sleep" upinde wa mvua Dash says to Scootaloo. "Ha, yeah" the machungwa, chungwa filly says to her sister. "And! .....if wewe get out of kitanda I'll know!" The Cyan Pegasus alisema with a stern look on her face.

"Me?? ...no Dash, I won't" Scoots replied. As both of them went to sleep in seperate rooms, Scootaloo still had one eye open. As she listened to make sure her upinde wa mvua sis. Was asleep. She carefully pulled off the blankets and made an effort to be as quiet as possible.

The little Pegasus filly was walking down the hall silently passed her sister's bedroom. She came...
continue reading...
 Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Yes I did make a title screen! :D
Things were not going well for Equestria after the events of the awali H.I.P story. A week after the war ended somepony assassinated the mayor of Ponyville. Then stallions started being sexist to mares. Even Doughnut Joe wouldn't let mares in his restaurant, but if they were to buy something Joe would just double the price for what they bought.

Two and a half years later things just got worse, a griffon appeared. It was someone named Gilda, and she seemed pissed, "I've had enough of these ponies. It's time to do something about them." Then she flew off. While doing so upinde wa mvua Dash appeared,...
continue reading...
This isnt THE fanfic ive been planning. Its just something that popped into my mind after kusoma creepypastas. If I get enough good reviews, ill continue it. Any feedback would be massively appreciated. No descriptive gore.

***
I quietly galloped into the boutique, only to see my little sister, Sweetie Belle, sprawled on the floor, sobbing her lit eyes out. Surrounding her were multiple papers emblazed with drawings and doodles. To her left was a box of crayons.
"What's wrong, Sweetie? I thought you'd be with your friends."
She turned to stare at me.
"I was, but then Scootaloo went to help...
continue reading...
Discord chuckled. "With Celestia out of the way, I can finally claim what's rightfully mine." He stood in the center of what used to be Ponyville and admired his handiwork. He chuckled evilly. "Aw, all this beautiful chaos." He made a glass magically appear, grabbed a chokoleti rain cloud, squeezed it, and chokoleti maziwa came into the glass. As he threw the wingu to the ground, he took a sip from the glass.

-Meanwhile, In the Canterlot Maze-
You are trapped in the maze! Discord has taken away your horn and/or wings. wewe need to find your way out, find Twilight and her friends, get them harmonized again, and stop Discord au else Equestria shall remain in chaos forever!
posted by btflash
Eh, seen a few people do this, may as well make a orodha of my own. I mean why not?

Also, I will NOT be putting any of the Mane 6 on this list, 'cause that would be kind of cheating.

#5) Octavia

What can I say? I upendo music. It's my absolute inayopendelewa part of the show. That being said, Octavia is on this orodha rather than Vinyl Scratch because I prefer classical muziki rather than things like dubstep and that sort of thing.
Anyway, back to Octavia. I also like how her character is designed. She has this calm and dignified expression that I think she pulls off better than any gppony, pony that would attempt...
continue reading...
.....
I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", alisema Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed kwa the ngome and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", alisema Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every gppony, pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
continue reading...
upinde wa mvua Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are wewe lovely pegasus?" upinde wa mvua Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" upinde wa mvua scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. upinde wa mvua looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time upinde wa mvua Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So wewe recongize me kwa my colours eh?" upinde wa mvua nodded. Then she...
continue reading...
added by shadirby
Source: Me. Myself. And I.
I just wanted to write down the lyrics to all the songs in MLP: FiM, so here they are!

Theme Song

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Aaaaaaaaaaaah
My Little Pony
I used to wonder what friendship could be
Until wewe all shared its magic with me!
Big adventure!
Tons of fun!
A beautiful heart
Faithful and strong
Sharing kindness
It's an easy feat
And magic makes it all complete!
My Little Pony
Did wewe know, wewe are my very best friends

Season 1~

Giggle at the Ghostie

When I was a little filly and the sun was going down
The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown
I'd hide under my mto from what I...
continue reading...
added by kitmolly123
Source: spirtto on deviantArt
added by Equestria4Ever9
added by purplevampire
added by winniemay
added by mlpfimfim