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posted by Seanthehedgehog
It was a warm night in Las Pegasus as the sun was setting with a machungwa, chungwa sky, and pink clouds. Shredder was still giving his sister a free ride toward San Franciscolt.

Ian: So why are wewe heading to San Fran?
upinde wa mvua Dash: It's the only place in Equestria with no sexism.
Shredder: Well we should get there in at least 14 hours. Heck, we can even stop here and play cards.
Colin: How many bits do we have?
Shredder: I don't know like 40?
upinde wa mvua Dash: Yeah, lets not gamble.
Shredder: Well at least were in one of the greatest cities in Equestria.
Colin & Ian: true

They kept driving though Las Pegasus, and when they left the car got a flat tire.

Shredder: Well this can't be good.
upinde wa mvua Dash: I should get going.
Colin: Why don't wewe stay?
upinde wa mvua Dash: If I stay, then all four of us die.
Colin: Allright then.
Ian: Good luck upinde wa mvua Dash
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies away*

upinde wa mvua Dash was only ten miles from San Franciscolt when she heard the engine of a '69 corvette. Eeyup I made my return to Equestria.

Sean: Hi Dash.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sean? I thought wewe weren't going to be here anymore.
Sean: Well Rarity, and Twilight told me that something wrong was happening, and I had to see how wewe were doing.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Where are the others?
Stallion 56: I still don't know why were doing this.
Stallion 54: We find upinde wa mvua Dash, and bring her to our boss then we get paid 500 bits. Keep looking.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Fluttershy's still alive? I saw another gppony, pony break her neck.
Sean: I guess someone brought her back to life after that.
Stallion 54: Hey! Who's car is that? *points at corvette*
Drunk pony: I'm not a car. Piss off!
Stallion 56: It looks like Sean the hedgehog's.
Stallion 54: Hes' dating upinde wa mvua Dash. We gotta kill 'em both.
Sean: We got company. *drives off*
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies away*

We were being followed kwa the two stallions, as both of us were doing 180.

Stallion 56: Get Sean first, then grab Dash!
Sean: *shoots gun*
Stallion 54: Return fire! *shoots tires*
Sean: Oh crap! *jumps out of car*
upinde wa mvua Dash: Sean?!
Sean: DASH!!
Stallion 56: *kills me*
Stallion 54: Stupid mare! Give up!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: No. I can fly, and wewe can't.
Stallion 54: Oh yeah? Well I'll get ponies that can fly!
Stallion 48: We're on it!
Stallion 65: *grabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
upinde wa mvua Dash: What the fuck?!
Stallion 48: *K.O's Dash*

The stallions were bringing her back to Manehattan, but they only drove a few miles when this happened.

Stallion 54: Of all the stupid ponies I've encountered. upinde wa mvua Dash is No. 1
Stallion 56: You've alisema it. She'll never get to San Franciscolt now.
upinde wa mvua Dash: (They think I'm asleep)
Stallion 54: And if she does escape those two pegasi know what to do.
Stallion 48: Yes we do.
Stallion 65: I think I just heard something.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies out of trunk*
Stallion 54: She just ruined my Coltillac! Get her!!
Stallion 48 & 65: Yessir!
upinde wa mvua Dash: You'll never get me *flies in a circle*
Stallion 48: What is she doing?
Stallion 54: She's behind us now.
Stallion 56: Slow down, I'm gonna shoot her.
upinde wa mvua Dash: *pushes car*
Stallion 54: What the hell?!?
Stallion 56: STOP THE CAR!
Stallion 54: I'm trying!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: Of all the stupid ponies I've ever encountered, it's wewe two cunts. *pushes car down cliff*
Stallions 54 & 56: AAAHHHHHHHH!!!! *hits bottom*
Stallion 65: Where are the others?
Stallion 48: Who cares? Stop her. Grab her! Throw her to the ground!
Stallion 65: I'm on it.

Not far away from them

delivery truck driver: I cannot believe I'm delivering 12 foallaris to a dealership.
Stallion 65: I almost got her!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *avoids hooves*
Stallion 48: Try again!!
Stallion 65: *grabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
Stallion 48: Pull her down!
Stallion 65: I can't!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies faster*
DTD: What are those ponies doing?
Stallion 48: Pull her down. Do it!!
Stallion 65: She's going lower
upinde wa mvua Dash: *flies over 300 miles an hour*
Stallion 65: *breaks wings* FUCK!
Stallion 48: I have to do everything don't I?
DTD: *honks horn*
Stallion 48: *grabs upinde wa mvua Dash*
Stallion 65: Oh no.
upinde wa mvua Dash: oh boy
DTD: Look out!!
upinde wa mvua Dash: *does sonic rainboom causing a huge explosion blowing up the truck with Foallaris*

Realising she wouldn't win, upinde wa mvua Dash killed herself crashing into the truck. The damage she caused costed nearly 45,000 bits. As the days went on, the sexism increased until Equestria started freezing due to the hatred caused kwa so many ponies. Then they all realized something, just because someone is a different gender then wewe doesn't mean wewe have to hate them. To me it doesn't matter the gender, just their mind.

A siku after Dash's suicide

upinde wa mvua Dash: Thanks for bringing us back to life Twilight.
Sean: Yeah, thanks.
Twilight: No problem wewe guys, but if it weren't for Jade I probably wouldn't have found you.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Wait a minute, I remember you.
Jade: Yeah ah helped kill some ponies that were chasing you.
Sean: And I just finished making a story out of what just happened.
upinde wa mvua Dash: Really? What's it called?
Sean: *shows book* The Pegasus That Wouldn't Quit.

My story became very popular, and ended the sexism between mares, and stallions. Now if wewe want to go fight someone just because they're a different gender then you, don't!

The End.
posted by pikachu700
Pinkie pie: what are wewe doing in my bedroom *grabs chainsaw*
me: HOLY S**TIAOUNI
pinkie pie: *starts chainsaw*
me: *looks at window and gets out*
(atfer i got out i was in the forest full of wild wanyama and traps)
me: oh my!
*try to be careful over the traps and bears but got hurt kwa them too much*
me: *see's a road and looks around but no cars*
oh my what if she...
(all the sudden see's a shed witch i know they are dangerous but i had to do it)
*walks into shed theres blood everywhere and hides in a hiding spot*
to be continued
posted by shadowknuxgirl
Queen of Changelings: This siku is going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This siku was going to be perfect, the kind of siku of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my Marafiki to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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posted by clancker1223
Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
 As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once wewe get to know it
With the help of the magic of a pegasus device

(music break)

Let's delve deeper into upinde wa mvua philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology

But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, wewe ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility

(music break)

In the upinde wa mvua Factory, where your fears and horrors...
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