inayofuata day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car wewe saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do wewe have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also alisema that some ponies witnessed a green earth gppony, pony with a red, and yellow mane, with machungwa, chungwa hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind wewe of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do wewe know have red, and yellow manes, with machungwa, chungwa hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green gppony, pony wewe see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course wewe do. wewe fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: wewe can't moto me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't wewe pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did wewe say?
Pierce: I alisema go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before wewe go, I want wewe to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise wewe cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need wewe to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are wewe doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police gppony, pony 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a dakika ago. Maybe he left?
Police gppony, pony 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows tafuta warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! wewe leave right now!
Police gppony, pony 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police gppony, pony 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what wewe wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police gppony, pony 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police gppony, pony 94 five times*
Police gppony, pony 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police gppony, pony 40 in the neck*
Police gppony, pony 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: wewe got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car wewe saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do wewe have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also alisema that some ponies witnessed a green earth gppony, pony with a red, and yellow mane, with machungwa, chungwa hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind wewe of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do wewe know have red, and yellow manes, with machungwa, chungwa hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green gppony, pony wewe see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course wewe do. wewe fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: wewe can't moto me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't wewe pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did wewe say?
Pierce: I alisema go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before wewe go, I want wewe to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise wewe cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need wewe to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are wewe doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police gppony, pony 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a dakika ago. Maybe he left?
Police gppony, pony 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows tafuta warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! wewe leave right now!
Police gppony, pony 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police gppony, pony 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what wewe wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police gppony, pony 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police gppony, pony 94 five times*
Police gppony, pony 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police gppony, pony 40 in the neck*
Police gppony, pony 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: wewe got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued
LATER:
Airbourne: And that's why wewe should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all wewe did was onyesha up, sit down, and say "that's why wewe should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give wewe twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told wewe my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Airbourne: And that's why wewe should let my client go..
Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all wewe did was onyesha up, sit down, and say "that's why wewe should let him go"..
Airbourne: ...... I'll give wewe twenty bucks.
Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).
LATER AGAIN:
Master Sword: See, told wewe my friend will get us out.
Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..
Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy
Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?
Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-
Saten: (punches Sword in the face).
Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!
That's all I got, so end of episode.
Pinkamena: (winds up in a dark cave, gloating to herself about never having been caught).
Unfortunately for her, Shining Armor, wanting revenge for poor Twilight, and all the other victims (but mostly Twilight), followed her.
Without warning, Shining Armor began beating the living crap out of her.
Shining Armor: (suddenly stops after punching her face for a full 20 minutes) Wait! Wait! One zaidi ngumi, punch will kill you!.. And I won't kill you.
Pinkamena: (nearly dead but somehow still smiling) That somehow means I win!.. I kill.. Go to jail.. Break out.. Kill again!.. Instand revers-
Shining Armor: (annoyed) yes, yes. It's an endless cycle.. But I sore to let the court do their work.. What to do.. (thinking) Hmmmmmm.
To be containued