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inayofuata day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.

Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car wewe saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do wewe have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also alisema that some ponies witnessed a green earth gppony, pony with a red, and yellow mane, with machungwa, chungwa hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind wewe of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do wewe know have red, and yellow manes, with machungwa, chungwa hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green gppony, pony wewe see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course wewe do. wewe fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: wewe can't moto me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't wewe pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did wewe say?
Pierce: I alisema go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before wewe go, I want wewe to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise wewe cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*

Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.

Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need wewe to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are wewe doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.

There were four knocks on the door.

Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police gppony, pony 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a dakika ago. Maybe he left?
Police gppony, pony 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows tafuta warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! wewe leave right now!
Police gppony, pony 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police gppony, pony 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what wewe wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police gppony, pony 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police gppony, pony 94 five times*
Police gppony, pony 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police gppony, pony 40 in the neck*
Police gppony, pony 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: wewe got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*

They both got in, and drove away quickly.

2 B Continued
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The last solstice




AUTHORS NOTE: Since I had to explain a lot of stuff here, this is the longest chapter I've ever written. Just wanted to let wewe know, so be prepared! In order to get into the atmosphere, let me recommend wewe a few songs for this part of the story, which goes well with the plot.

1: Pitch Black Theme

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2: Two Steps From Hell - Archangel

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3: The Lion King: Battle at Pride Rock/Cleansing Rain/The Ascension

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Chapter 43: The solstice



Nocturnal Mirage Lost track of time as he was sobbing violently over the lifeless body of his beloved Princess. He still could not comprehend...
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 "Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
"Books and Magic hold the answers" Dawn Bright
My Little Pony: Voyage of Friendship

Episode 1: It Begins part 1

Dawn panted as she cantered down the mitaani, mtaa in Ponyville. Gotta to get to the Ponyville Hotel! She thought. She almost past it in her rush. She then bounded through the doors, up the marble stairs, and rapidly knocked on room 245’s door.

“Uncle Armor, Aunt Cadance, open up! It’s me, Dawn Bright,” Dawn shouted. She then heard hoofsteps and then her uncle, Shining Armor, opened the door and said, “Dawn Bright great of you- Dawn didn’t give him the chance to finish as she rushed in and hide behind a chair.

Aunt Cadance walked...
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 "I can do this on my own!"
"I can do this on my own!"
When applejack noticed that her mare friend saw that she wasn't doing well, she came over to AJ. "Um...you..sure wewe don't need my help?" "NO!" applejack yelled where every gppony, pony heard her. upinde wa mvua Dash felt embarrassed having her mare friend frustrated this way. "Here AJ, let me..." The Pegasus took Apple's club and placed it in the farmer's hooves. "I can do this on my own!!" She shouted at the gppony, pony trying to help her. At this moment all the other ponies stopped and watched as this was happening. A staff gppony, pony came up to applejack and said, " Miss, if wewe can't control your anger I will have to escort wewe off the course" kwa this time applejack had no patience for any gppony, pony telling her what to do. She pointed the club at the pony's snout while angrily yelling "if wewe keep telling me.." "Um AJ, lets just leave". "No! I wanna finish this dang hole!!! AND NO gppony, pony IS GONNA TELL ME OTHERWISE!!!" ......
 Embarrassed upinde wa mvua Dash
Embarrassed Rainbow Dash
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The forest. Trixie has built the manger and is hammering the last few nails in place. Her hair white uncombed. It actually kinda pretty. In a unkempt kinda way. Saten stays in the back, smoking a jointas he's not needed. And feel "needs one"

Narrator: And out in the woods the boy steamed right ahead, making a place for the critter babe to lay its sweet head.

Trixie: (to Saten) Any zaidi of those?

Saten: wewe smoke?

Trixie: not til just now.

Saten: Good point (passes the joint to her and she uses it) May wanna take it slow. Your first time using it sense that hippy tamasha wewe went too.

Trixie: (coughs)...
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1.RAinbow Dash And upinde wa mvua Blitz
2.FlutterDash
3.Rainbow Dash and Soarin
4.Applejack and Brayburn
5.Shining Armor and Cadence
6.Pinkie and Cheese
7.Spike And Rarity
8.Twilight And Flash sentry
9.Big Mac and Cherilee

Reasons think there meant to be au I like them :

1.They have the same cutie mark which means they're meant to be together.
2. Who doesnt upendo Yuri ? Not to mention with ponies !!!
3.Theyre both in the Wonderbolts !! Need I say zaidi ?
4.They both have(red) apples for cutie marks.
5.theyre in the Canterlot Wedding episode and completely dedicated to one another.
6.They're both party ponies.
7.Do I really need to say it?
8.She blushes every time she gets near him.
9.They fell in upendo cause of a potion.
Twilight Sparkle and her Marafiki should be careful, because this orodha is about their enemies. This orodha is about my juu 5 inayopendelewa Equestria Girls antagonists so both villains and their sidekicks are allowed.

5. Sunset Shimmer

Sunset Shimmer is the main antagonist in the 2013 Equestria Girls film. She was a cool enemy to Twilight Sparkle who managed to be quite threatening. In the sequels she's not a villain. Darn. Um I mean good. Sort of.

4 and 3. Snips and Snails

Snips and Snails share the part of secondary antagonist in the 2013 Equestria Girls film. They were Sunset Shimmer's sidekicks...
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