inayofuata day, Pierce was sent to the Commissioner's office.
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car wewe saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do wewe have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also alisema that some ponies witnessed a green earth gppony, pony with a red, and yellow mane, with machungwa, chungwa hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind wewe of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do wewe know have red, and yellow manes, with machungwa, chungwa hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green gppony, pony wewe see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course wewe do. wewe fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: wewe can't moto me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't wewe pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did wewe say?
Pierce: I alisema go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before wewe go, I want wewe to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise wewe cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need wewe to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are wewe doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police gppony, pony 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a dakika ago. Maybe he left?
Police gppony, pony 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows tafuta warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! wewe leave right now!
Police gppony, pony 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police gppony, pony 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what wewe wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police gppony, pony 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police gppony, pony 94 five times*
Police gppony, pony 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police gppony, pony 40 in the neck*
Police gppony, pony 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: wewe got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued
Commissioner: I told the Oatland Police Department about that car wewe saw abandoned in the street. One of the officers found all four of the bank robbers dead. What do wewe have to say for yourself?
Pierce: I'd say it's a big coincedence. All I found was their car.
Commissioner: The officer also alisema that some ponies witnessed a green earth gppony, pony with a red, and yellow mane, with machungwa, chungwa hooves shooting at four ponies in a house. He had a Mossberg 500 shotgun, and his car was a dark grey Chevronet Pearla. Do these things remind wewe of somepony? Maybe, yourself perhaps?
Pierce: How many other green ponies do wewe know have red, and yellow manes, with machungwa, chungwa hooves driving around in grey Chevy's carrying shotguns?
Commissioner: Not many.
Pierce: It's Oatland! Every green gppony, pony wewe see there drives grey Chevronet Pearla's while carrying shotguns.
Commissioner: I fail to see your point of view.
Pierce: Of course wewe do. wewe fail at everything!
Commissioner: That's it Mr. Hawkins. As of right now, you're fired.
Pierce: wewe can't moto me. I quit. *Grabs his police badge* Why don't wewe pleasure yourself with this?
Commissioner: what did wewe say?
Pierce: I alisema go jack off in an alleyway. *Leaves*
Commissioner: Mr. Hawkins!
Pierce: *Stops, and turns around to face the commissioner*
Commissioner: Before wewe go, I want wewe to know that I'll send an officer over to your house to arrest you. He will have a warrant, and a gun. I advise wewe cooperate with him.
Pierce: Sure. I'll cooperate. That's the least I can do for somepony that has no common sense to use a toaster. *Leaves*
Pierce got to his house, and ran quickly inside.
Pierce: Nikki? Where are you?
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* Pierce? What's going on?
Pierce: I need wewe to grab your ID card for the bank, and get out of here.
Nikki: What for?
Pierce: Just do it! We need to leave this town right now.
Nikki: Okay. *Runs to get her ID card*
Pierce: *Takes his Tokarev, and takes the ammo clip out. He checks to make sure it's full. When he sees eight bullets inside the clip, he puts it back into the gun*
Nikki: *Comes downstairs* What are wewe doing with your Grandfather's Tokarev?
Pierce: It's not his anymore. It's mine.
There were four knocks on the door.
Pierce: Answer that, will you? *Goes to another room*
Nikki: Okay? *Answer door* Hello?
Police gppony, pony 94: Hello ma'am. Is Pierce around here?
Nikki: I don't know. He was here a dakika ago. Maybe he left?
Police gppony, pony 94: We saw his car outside. *Shows tafuta warrant* May we look around your home?
Nikki: Do I have a choice?
Pierce: *Arrives with his mossberg 500* No! wewe leave right now!
Police gppony, pony 94: *Grabs Nikki* Put the shotgun down Pierce!
Nikki: Pierce, what's going on?!
Pierce: Let go of my wife!!
Police gppony, pony 94: PUT THE GUN DOWN!!
Pierce: Be careful what wewe wish for buddy! *Throws shotgun at Police Pony*
Police gppony, pony 94: *Gets hit in the face, and falls on the ground letting go of Nikki*
Pierce: *Shoots Police gppony, pony 94 five times*
Police gppony, pony 40: Hey! *Runs to house*
Pierce: *Shoots Police gppony, pony 40 in the neck*
Police gppony, pony 40: Ah! *Dies*
Pierce: wewe got your card?
Nikki: Yes?
Pierce: Let's go. Take the shotgun.
Nikki: *Grabs shotgun* But what's happening?
Pierce: I'll explain later! *Runs to his car* Come on!
Nikki: *Runs to the car*
They both got in, and drove away quickly.
2 B Continued
Twilight finally gets up from the steps.
"Oh Fluttershy are wewe ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now wewe died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
"Oh Fluttershy are wewe ok"? asked, Twilight.
Fluttershy is just lying on the ground and she is not breathing.
"Oh Fluttershy this is all my fault"! yells, Twilight.
"And now wewe died"! says, Twilight.
Twilight is now "crying" on the floor.
"I'm the one who should of died"! sobbed, Twilight.
"What's going on? say's Cadence.
"Cadence"!! says, Twilight.
"Sunshine, Sunshine, Ladybugs awake, clap your hooves,and do a little shake". says Twilight and Cadence. "So what's the matter Twilight"? asks, Cadence. "My friend Fluttershy is DEAD!! and it's all my fault!"
To be continued..........
Nutty
I know, it sounds like a stupid thing to rant about, but it's been bugging me for a few days now. XD
"And, who is this upinde wa mvua Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only gppony, pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced kwa Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
"And, who is this upinde wa mvua Dash?"
Rarity bites her lip, and stammers:
"Why... she's... the Wonderbolt's... trainer, of course!"
I've seen this episode quite a few times, but it still pisses me off! Would it really be that humiliating to say:
"She's the spirit of the Element of Loyalty, she's the only gppony, pony to do a Sonic Rainboom in living memory, and even then, she's done one twice; She's the winner of the Best Young Flyers' competition, and pronounced kwa Celestia to be the best flyer. She's saved multiple ponies' lives, and she's kicked a dragon in the face."
I mean, is that humiliating?
I would be proud to have a friend like that. I mean, who wouldn't.
Well, this rant has been short and terrible, but I needed to get it out of my system.
Our beloved Fluttershy.
She would be:
For Skyrim: Hm... hard one. Maybe Babette before she joined the Dark Brotherhood...? XD link
For The Office (US): Pam, in early seasons. Not in the later ones: just in the early ones. link
For Warriors: Leafpool, as an apprentice, so Leafpaw. link
For 30 ROCK: ... No one. XD Because no one there is really shy.
For Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Hm... perhaps Diglett, but as a girl? Diglett doesn't talk much, so. link
I'll be posting zaidi of these soon. ^^
Babette, a very old vampire--who's eternally a ten-year-old.
Pam Beasly, from Season One's episode "Basketball".
Leafpool, a gentle, quiet medicine cat. Warrior as of Series Three, Book Six.
Diglett, an apprentice at Wigglytuff's Guild while you are there.
