M= Manager, P=Private, S=Skipper, K=Kowalski, R=Rico, and KJ=Julien.
The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...
M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?
P: Because I need a job.
M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.
P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!
M: ...Interesting. And just how are wewe doing to do that?
P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...
M: Where do wewe see yourself in twenty years?
P: Hopefully the President.
M: Of MartWal?
P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.
M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do wewe play in a team?
P: The cute one! Tee hee!
M: But, that's not a role, that's just--
P: What's that? It is! Boosh!
M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would wewe refuse to work with?
S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.
M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will wewe do?
S: Lady, I don't think wewe want to know the answer to that question.
M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.
S: Do what I say au else.
M: *eye even wider* au else what?
S: au else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.
M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.
Let's songesha on to your inayofuata question: What is your philosophy towards work?
S: Big businesses: don't ask maswali and the government won't.
M: I'm not even going to bother asking what wewe mean.
S: Good. It's safer that way.
M: Right. Now, are wewe willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
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M: What would your awali supervisor say your strongest point is?
K: My intelligence, obviously.
M: Do wewe consider yourself successful?
K: Very. Except when I'm not.
M: Uh...right...Why do wewe think wewe would do well at this job?
K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.
M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when wewe helped resolve a dispute between others.
K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...
M: The what?
K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.
M: I don't understa...Never mind. inayofuata question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*
M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....
*five dakika later*
K: Uhhh.....
M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*
K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*
M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that majibu my question.
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M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-
KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.
M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do wewe admire most in life?
KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is zaidi admiring than me?
M: Um....moving on...What made wewe interested in this job?
KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?
M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?
KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.
M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.
KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!
M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.
KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?
M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.
Mort: Yay me!
KJ: What?! Mort?! wewe will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!
Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. wewe wouldn't believe the crazy siku I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do wewe get along with your co-workers?
R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*
M: Um, why did wewe leave you're last job?
R: Kaboom.
M: Kaboom? What do wewe mean?
R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*
M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*
Thanks to link for co-writing this with me.
The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...
M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?
P: Because I need a job.
M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.
P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!
M: ...Interesting. And just how are wewe doing to do that?
P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...
M: Where do wewe see yourself in twenty years?
P: Hopefully the President.
M: Of MartWal?
P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.
M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do wewe play in a team?
P: The cute one! Tee hee!
M: But, that's not a role, that's just--
P: What's that? It is! Boosh!
M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would wewe refuse to work with?
S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.
M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will wewe do?
S: Lady, I don't think wewe want to know the answer to that question.
M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.
S: Do what I say au else.
M: *eye even wider* au else what?
S: au else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.
M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.
Let's songesha on to your inayofuata question: What is your philosophy towards work?
S: Big businesses: don't ask maswali and the government won't.
M: I'm not even going to bother asking what wewe mean.
S: Good. It's safer that way.
M: Right. Now, are wewe willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
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M: What would your awali supervisor say your strongest point is?
K: My intelligence, obviously.
M: Do wewe consider yourself successful?
K: Very. Except when I'm not.
M: Uh...right...Why do wewe think wewe would do well at this job?
K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.
M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when wewe helped resolve a dispute between others.
K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...
M: The what?
K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.
M: I don't understa...Never mind. inayofuata question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*
M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....
*five dakika later*
K: Uhhh.....
M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*
K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*
M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that majibu my question.
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M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-
KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.
M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do wewe admire most in life?
KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is zaidi admiring than me?
M: Um....moving on...What made wewe interested in this job?
KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?
M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?
KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.
M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.
KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!
M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.
KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?
M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.
Mort: Yay me!
KJ: What?! Mort?! wewe will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!
Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. wewe wouldn't believe the crazy siku I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do wewe get along with your co-workers?
R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*
M: Um, why did wewe leave you're last job?
R: Kaboom.
M: Kaboom? What do wewe mean?
R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*
M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*
Thanks to link for co-writing this with me.
OK, as wewe might know, Spongebob beat POM in the KCA. Well, I say we challenge those jerks over at the Spongebob fansite! To a fanfiction contest!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site au theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an makala to be ilitumwa on their own site about how great the other onyesha is.
If wewe like the plan, maoni and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if wewe don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
Here's the plan: We post something on their site telling them about the contest. Then, we nominate our best writer to represent us. Representative writes fanfiction and posts it on either our site au theirs (we'll decide that later). We find an impartial person and ask him/her to decide which fanfiction they like better. Loser has to write an makala to be ilitumwa on their own site about how great the other onyesha is.
If wewe like the plan, maoni and give suggestions. We need peaople to represent us also. Remember: This is a contest for true fans. This is a test of your faith. And if wewe don't agree with this, then please, we respect your opinion but this contest doesn't hurt anyone. So don't sabbatoge us. All right then. Commence Operation PAYBACK!
Skipper's nerdy best friend
I upendo The Penguins of Madagascar!
The only maswali I ever ask are:
Why don't zaidi people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? au the 5th of May?
This onyesha is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The zaidi I watch this show, the zaidi I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope wewe all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
The only maswali I ever ask are:
Why don't zaidi people watch this show?
Those who don't like it need a tread on the toe!
It's so good, it should have it's own day!
14th of July? au the 5th of May?
This onyesha is the ultimate key
to laughter, joy and NYC!
The zaidi I watch this show, the zaidi I see
the similarities between Mort and me!
I'm a sheep! Cockadoodledoo!
And I can be an easel, too!
I hope wewe all enjoyed this little rhyme!
Because, now, I've ran out of words that... rhyme.
Fanguin: n. (fan·gu·en) A shabiki of The
Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point
of being noticable kwa others. Fanguins can be
identified kwa penguins themed attire, DVDs,
Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling
off nukuu from the televisheni onyesha at various
times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable kwa a
upendo of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are
highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while
others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden
obsession.
There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls
•Skipper’s Crew
•Private’s Adorers
•Rico’s Renegades
•Marlene’s Mammals
•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions
•*Skilene’s mashabiki and Foes
•And various OCs and shabiki pairings subcategories
*:See seperate entry
Penguins of Madagascar, usually to the point
of being noticable kwa others. Fanguins can be
identified kwa penguins themed attire, DVDs,
Videogames, tatoos, plushies, etc. and rattling
off nukuu from the televisheni onyesha at various
times thoroughout the day. Also identifiable kwa a
upendo of Fanpop, a fansite. Some fanguins are
highly dangerous, crazy, and unpredictable, while
others are mild-mannered citizens with a hidden
obsession.
There are various classifications for fanguins, such as:
•Kowalski’s Fangirls
•Skipper’s Crew
•Private’s Adorers
•Rico’s Renegades
•Marlene’s Mammals
•Dr. Blowhole’s Minions
•*Skilene’s mashabiki and Foes
•And various OCs and shabiki pairings subcategories
*:See seperate entry
