M= Manager, P=Private, S=Skipper, K=Kowalski, R=Rico, and KJ=Julien.

The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...

M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?

P: Because I need a job.

M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.


P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!

M: ...Interesting. And just how are wewe doing to do that?

P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...

M: Where do wewe see yourself in twenty years?

P: Hopefully the President.

M: Of MartWal?

P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.

M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do wewe play in a team?

P: The cute one! Tee hee!

M: But, that's not a role, that's just--

P: What's that? It is! Boosh!

M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would wewe refuse to work with?

S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.

M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will wewe do?

S: Lady, I don't think wewe want to know the answer to that question.

M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.

S: Do what I say au else.

M: *eye even wider* au else what?

S: au else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.

M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.

Let's songesha on to your inayofuata question: What is your philosophy towards work?

S: Big businesses: don't ask maswali and the government won't.

M: I'm not even going to bother asking what wewe mean.

S: Good. It's safer that way.

M: Right. Now, are wewe willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?

S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
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M: What would your awali supervisor say your strongest point is?

K: My intelligence, obviously.

M: Do wewe consider yourself successful?

K: Very. Except when I'm not.

M: Uh...right...Why do wewe think wewe would do well at this job?

K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.

M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when wewe helped resolve a dispute between others.

K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...

M: The what?

K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.

M: I don't understa...Never mind. inayofuata question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?

K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*

M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.

K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....

*five dakika later*

K: Uhhh.....

M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*

K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*

M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that majibu my question.
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M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-

KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.

M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do wewe admire most in life?

KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is zaidi admiring than me?

M: Um....moving on...What made wewe interested in this job?

KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?

M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?

KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.

M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.

KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!

M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.

KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?

M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.

Mort: Yay me!

KJ: What?! Mort?! wewe will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!

Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. wewe wouldn't believe the crazy siku I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do wewe get along with your co-workers?

R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*

M: Um, why did wewe leave you're last job?

R: Kaboom.

M: Kaboom? What do wewe mean?

R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*

M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*



Thanks to link for co-writing this with me.