M= Manager, P=Private, S=Skipper, K=Kowalski, R=Rico, and KJ=Julien.
The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...
M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?
P: Because I need a job.
M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.
P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!
M: ...Interesting. And just how are wewe doing to do that?
P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...
M: Where do wewe see yourself in twenty years?
P: Hopefully the President.
M: Of MartWal?
P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.
M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do wewe play in a team?
P: The cute one! Tee hee!
M: But, that's not a role, that's just--
P: What's that? It is! Boosh!
M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would wewe refuse to work with?
S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.
M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will wewe do?
S: Lady, I don't think wewe want to know the answer to that question.
M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.
S: Do what I say au else.
M: *eye even wider* au else what?
S: au else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.
M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.
Let's songesha on to your inayofuata question: What is your philosophy towards work?
S: Big businesses: don't ask maswali and the government won't.
M: I'm not even going to bother asking what wewe mean.
S: Good. It's safer that way.
M: Right. Now, are wewe willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
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M: What would your awali supervisor say your strongest point is?
K: My intelligence, obviously.
M: Do wewe consider yourself successful?
K: Very. Except when I'm not.
M: Uh...right...Why do wewe think wewe would do well at this job?
K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.
M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when wewe helped resolve a dispute between others.
K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...
M: The what?
K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.
M: I don't understa...Never mind. inayofuata question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*
M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....
*five dakika later*
K: Uhhh.....
M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*
K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*
M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that majibu my question.
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M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-
KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.
M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do wewe admire most in life?
KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is zaidi admiring than me?
M: Um....moving on...What made wewe interested in this job?
KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?
M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?
KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.
M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.
KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!
M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.
KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?
M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.
Mort: Yay me!
KJ: What?! Mort?! wewe will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!
Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. wewe wouldn't believe the crazy siku I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do wewe get along with your co-workers?
R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*
M: Um, why did wewe leave you're last job?
R: Kaboom.
M: Kaboom? What do wewe mean?
R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*
M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*
Thanks to link for co-writing this with me.
The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...
M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?
P: Because I need a job.
M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.
P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!
M: ...Interesting. And just how are wewe doing to do that?
P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...
M: Where do wewe see yourself in twenty years?
P: Hopefully the President.
M: Of MartWal?
P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.
M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do wewe play in a team?
P: The cute one! Tee hee!
M: But, that's not a role, that's just--
P: What's that? It is! Boosh!
M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would wewe refuse to work with?
S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.
M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will wewe do?
S: Lady, I don't think wewe want to know the answer to that question.
M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.
S: Do what I say au else.
M: *eye even wider* au else what?
S: au else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.
M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.
Let's songesha on to your inayofuata question: What is your philosophy towards work?
S: Big businesses: don't ask maswali and the government won't.
M: I'm not even going to bother asking what wewe mean.
S: Good. It's safer that way.
M: Right. Now, are wewe willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
------------------------------------------------------------
M: What would your awali supervisor say your strongest point is?
K: My intelligence, obviously.
M: Do wewe consider yourself successful?
K: Very. Except when I'm not.
M: Uh...right...Why do wewe think wewe would do well at this job?
K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.
M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when wewe helped resolve a dispute between others.
K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...
M: The what?
K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.
M: I don't understa...Never mind. inayofuata question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*
M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....
*five dakika later*
K: Uhhh.....
M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*
K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*
M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that majibu my question.
-----------------------------------------------------------
M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-
KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.
M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do wewe admire most in life?
KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is zaidi admiring than me?
M: Um....moving on...What made wewe interested in this job?
KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?
M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?
KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.
M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.
KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!
M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.
KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?
M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.
Mort: Yay me!
KJ: What?! Mort?! wewe will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!
Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. wewe wouldn't believe the crazy siku I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do wewe get along with your co-workers?
R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*
M: Um, why did wewe leave you're last job?
R: Kaboom.
M: Kaboom? What do wewe mean?
R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*
M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*
Thanks to link for co-writing this with me.
