M= Manager, P=Private, S=Skipper, K=Kowalski, R=Rico, and KJ=Julien.
The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...
M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?
P: Because I need a job.
M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.
P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!
M: ...Interesting. And just how are wewe doing to do that?
P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...
M: Where do wewe see yourself in twenty years?
P: Hopefully the President.
M: Of MartWal?
P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.
M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do wewe play in a team?
P: The cute one! Tee hee!
M: But, that's not a role, that's just--
P: What's that? It is! Boosh!
M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would wewe refuse to work with?
S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.
M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will wewe do?
S: Lady, I don't think wewe want to know the answer to that question.
M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.
S: Do what I say au else.
M: *eye even wider* au else what?
S: au else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.
M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.
Let's songesha on to your inayofuata question: What is your philosophy towards work?
S: Big businesses: don't ask maswali and the government won't.
M: I'm not even going to bother asking what wewe mean.
S: Good. It's safer that way.
M: Right. Now, are wewe willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
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M: What would your awali supervisor say your strongest point is?
K: My intelligence, obviously.
M: Do wewe consider yourself successful?
K: Very. Except when I'm not.
M: Uh...right...Why do wewe think wewe would do well at this job?
K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.
M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when wewe helped resolve a dispute between others.
K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...
M: The what?
K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.
M: I don't understa...Never mind. inayofuata question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*
M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....
*five dakika later*
K: Uhhh.....
M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*
K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*
M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that majibu my question.
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M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-
KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.
M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do wewe admire most in life?
KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is zaidi admiring than me?
M: Um....moving on...What made wewe interested in this job?
KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?
M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?
KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.
M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.
KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!
M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.
KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?
M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.
Mort: Yay me!
KJ: What?! Mort?! wewe will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!
Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. wewe wouldn't believe the crazy siku I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do wewe get along with your co-workers?
R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*
M: Um, why did wewe leave you're last job?
R: Kaboom.
M: Kaboom? What do wewe mean?
R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*
M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*
Thanks to link for co-writing this with me.
The Penguins are going for an interview at MartWal and this is how it tuns out...
M: Ok, so let's get started. Why should we hire you?
P: Because I need a job.
M: ....
M: Tell me about your dream job.
P: To spread the knowlegde of the lunacorns to all
hearts that are empty without it!
M: ...Interesting. And just how are wewe doing to do that?
P: Well, I haven't gotten that far yet...
M: Where do wewe see yourself in twenty years?
P: Hopefully the President.
M: Of MartWal?
P: No, of the country. Working here will help me save up
for community college.
M: Mhm....*looks at clock* Looks like we only
have time for one last question: What important role do wewe play in a team?
P: The cute one! Tee hee!
M: But, that's not a role, that's just--
P: What's that? It is! Boosh!
M: *passes out*
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M: Hello, Skipper. What kind of person would wewe refuse to work with?
S: Ringtail, Dr.blowhole... The danes. Pretty much anyone who annoys me.
M: And if a co-worker annoys you, what will wewe do?
S: Lady, I don't think wewe want to know the answer to that question.
M: *eyes widen* Okaaaay.... Describe your management style.
S: Do what I say au else.
M: *eye even wider* au else what?
S: au else you'll end up like Manfredi and Johnson.
M: Manfredi and who? Wait, I don't even want to know.
Let's songesha on to your inayofuata question: What is your philosophy towards work?
S: Big businesses: don't ask maswali and the government won't.
M: I'm not even going to bother asking what wewe mean.
S: Good. It's safer that way.
M: Right. Now, are wewe willing to work overtime? Nights? Weekends?
S: Of course! Penguins never sleep. I can work 24/7.
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M: What would your awali supervisor say your strongest point is?
K: My intelligence, obviously.
M: Do wewe consider yourself successful?
K: Very. Except when I'm not.
M: Uh...right...Why do wewe think wewe would do well at this job?
K: Well, my intelligence is slightly above average, but I don't like to brag.
M: Uh-huh... Tell me about a time when wewe helped resolve a dispute between others.
K: Well there was that time when the Churrosdefishenatizer got between us...
M: The what?
K: The Churrosdefishenatizer. When I invented it Skipper went a little crazy with the Furros.
M: I don't understa...Never mind. inayofuata question. What has been your biggest professional disappointment?
K: When my inventions blow up. *suppressed sob*
M: Riiiiiight.... Alright, Kowalski. Tell me about your ability to work under pressure.
K: *starts to sweat like crazy* Umm...uhh....
*five dakika later*
K: Uhhh.....
M: *starts tapping fingers impatiently*
K: AHH! I can't take the pressure! *runs out of room crying*
M: *starts scribbling words down on note pad* I guess that majibu my question.
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M: Alright...uh..Julien. First que-
KJ: KING Julien to a commoner such as yourself.
M: Uuuuuuhh...okay...First question. Who do wewe admire most in life?
KJ: Pft! Myself of course. I mean, who is zaidi admiring than me?
M: Um....moving on...What made wewe interested in this job?
KJ: I heard there was this managering position and I am declaring that I am to be managering this establishment. Who better fit to be managing than the king?
M: *makes a note* I see....And what would be your first decree as manager?
KJ: To remove all of the things in the store that I don't like with the things that I do like.
M: Uuuuh.....yeah, I think this interview is over.
KJ: Over? Only I the king can declare this
interview to be over!
M: Sorry, but there is another man we think can fill the position in very well.
KJ: Who, but the king, can be weller?
M: *picks up paper* Uh, says here his name is Mort.
Mort: Yay me!
KJ: What?! Mort?! wewe will be taking this matter up with my lawyer!
Maurice: *approaches with briefcase* All hail King Julien! Case closed.
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M: Welcome, Rico. wewe wouldn't believe the crazy siku I'm having. Anyway, let's get on with this interview. How well do wewe get along with your co-workers?
R: Prsjgjt fiigj. *waves flipper around frantically*
M: Um, why did wewe leave you're last job?
R: Kaboom.
M: Kaboom? What do wewe mean?
R: *grunts* Alright! *pulls out TNT*
M: Wait--NO! *Manager runs out the building*
Thanks to link for co-writing this with me.
Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.
Kowalski pulls out a guitar, gitaa and starts playing
Kowalski:
Stunning like a beach, pwani sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.
Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would upendo me,
We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,
Doris, the dolphin,
Why did wewe abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would upendo me,
If only she would upendo me.
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Dear Diary, I am so PISSED AT HOW DR FUCKING BLOWHOLE HAS TO BE RETARDED AND USE CHROME INSTEAD OF SOMETHING LIKE TITANIUM :P IT IS FKIN STRONGER! Anyway, I have the feeling that I am being watched. Oh brb. Back. I brbed coz i thought HE WAS USING MY GUN AND HE WAS SO I JUST TRIED TO SHOOT HIM BUT HE USED ALL OF THE FUCKING BULLETS :L So i have a new pack of bullets right here in my flipper at this here very moment, and I might just refill my gun with bullets and try to shoot Dr Bastardhole :P So erm... I'm gonna finish uandishi now, coz SOME bila mpangilio FAG ON fanpop IS kusoma MY DIARY PAGE >:L But I really gotta stop overusing the :L face. :L DAMN IM DOING IT AGAIN!!!!!! Bye.
If King Julien Ruled the World...
