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The Loss
By: moolah
Chapter Two: Telling Mom…& Dad
    
     Becca’s eyes filled with tears as the officers told her. They left, leaving regards and told her they would be sure to get find the guy who killed Collin. Manny was standing in the living room now, with a fudge pop tart. Becca didn’t know how she was going to tell her little sister how the brother she loved, the most was gone forever now. She sat her sister down beside her on the red leather kitanda and took her tiny hands in hers. “Ok, Manny, Collin…Collin, Collin was shot.” She said....
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bila mpangilio Things to Do Containing "act like"

Yell at your brother/sister untill they wake up and then act like nothing happened.

Video tape wewe and your Marafiki pretending to act like each other!

Walk up to a bila mpangilio person wewe don't know and ask them for their autograph, act like they're a celeb.

Act like little kids in Wal-Mart with one of your Marafiki being your mother/father.

Talk to someone wewe don't know and act like they killed your dog.

Go up to a friend and act like wewe are some one stupid.

Buy a party hat and put it on your head then act like a unicorn.

Act like someone wewe don't like...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Solve the puzzles kwa saying them out loud, over and over, faster and faster, repeating the phrase, until wewe "hear" the answer.

Example: LAWN SAND JEALOUS (place) Answer: Los Angeles

1. SHOCK CUSSED TOE (person)

2. SAND TACKLE LAWS (fictional character)

3. MY GULCH HOARD UN (person)

4. MOW BEAD HICK (book)

5. TALL MISCHIEF HER SUN (person)

6. CHICK HE TUB AN AN US (product)

7. THOUGH TIGHT AN HICK (thing)

8. AISLE OH VIEW (phrase)

9. TUB RAID HEAP HUNCH (TV show)

10. CARESS TROUGHER CLUMP US (person)

11. DOCKED hearse WHOSE (person)

12. THUMB ILL KEY WAKE OWL LICKS HE (place)

13. AGE ANT HUB BLOWS HEAVEN...
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posted by IloveMyLord

In jealousy there is zaidi of self-love than love.
FranÁois de la Rochefoucauld
A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity.
Robert A. Heinlein
There is no greater glory than love, nor any greater punishment than jealousy.
Lope de Vega
Jealous people poison their own banquet and then eat it
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Peace of mind makes the body healthy, but jealousy is like a cancer.
Bible
Jealousy is the dragon in paradise; the hell of heaven; and the most uchungu, chungu of the emotions because associated with the sweetest.
A.R. Orage...
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posted by dylin1
Time for some fun... lol twss

Body: TEN THINGS ABOUT wewe
1. Are wewe single?
Yeah.

2. Are wewe happy about that?
no

3. Are wewe bored?
YES

4. Are wewe sad?
Nah.

5. Are wewe Italian?
No...

6. Are wewe pregnant?
HELL NO

8. Are wewe cool?
The coolest person you'll ever meet!!!

9. Are wewe Irish?
Yeah

10. Are your parents still married?
Nope

TEN FACTS
1. Full Name:
Madylin Sage Duce

2. What are your nicknames?
"that girl who ______" fill in the blank.

3. Birth place:
Whitehorse, Yukon, Canada

4. Hair color:
Light Brown.

5. Hair style:
sheiber

7. Birthday:
august 8, 97

8. Mood:
chill

9. inayopendelewa color:
black,white,blue,purple,red....
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posted by Bluekait
Dude, this is scary! Let me tell wewe want happened.

I was walking up some stairs at school (we have alot of stairs) and a guy, a student I don't know is screaming at me,

"HEY!"

As I normally do, I replied "Hi." Now here is the disturbing part. He alisema (and still yelling),

"CAN I MESSAGE YOUR TOES?"

I was shocked. A stranger wants to touch my toes! So I alisema "No" and he did a "Darn"

Then he told all his Marafiki that I'm was his girlfriend. I was scared! It was soooo random. He asked me if the was true au not so he can prove it. Awkwardly, I answered "Yea......." THEN, then he did this really weird dance. He skipped and clapped at the same time. His Marafiki were laughing and he called me "Sweetheart"

I thought I may want to share
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hujambo everypony.
Audience: *Clapping*
Tom: wewe know what? We need a new intro. The one we have is too boring.
Master Sword: But we're not allowed to change it after we finish three seasons.
Tom: Then to hell with this show. I'm going to quit.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: wewe were supposed to make them laugh wewe idiot!
Tom: You're calling me an idiot?...
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posted by shiriny
Type out the sentence wewe end up in comments:

Pick the mwezi wewe were born:
January-------I kicked
February------I loved
March----------I karate chopped
April------------I licked
May------------I jumped on
June-----------I smelled
July------------I did the Macarena With
August--------I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October-------I sang to
November-----I yelled at
December-----I ran over

Pick the siku (number) wewe were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a snowman
6-------a gangster
7-------my mobile phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend...
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There were 3 men and they all died in a car crash and went to hell. When they got there the devil asked them all in turn a question.
To he first he alisema "what was your biggest sin on earth?" and the man replied "Oh man I just upendo alchol and being drunk man" so the devil showed the man to a room full of alchol of every type and description and he put the man inside and alisema "see wewe in 100 years" and locked the door.


To the sekunde man he asked the same swali and the man replied "oh man I just upendo to have sex with the ladies, I was really unfaithful to my wife man". So the devil took the...
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posted by blondcat30
its so sweet n awww every1 says can we all b real? kuoga 2gether? hell yea playtime wash eachother but married? kids? hide ur ding dong au hoohaa...but I can get any man in the world and stay N pay everything buy everything pay bills and get nothing no sex no I upendo yous au calls u those cute names only when he wants sumthin then ignores u playing on internet then find out he tells bila mpangilio girl shes sexier than a goddess who deserves a king au fb bunch a tricks then hug me tell me sorry we had great nite til he sleeps and wakes up different I cry all nite says shut up calls names I cud never...
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OK,everyone.The reason wewe were going to explode if wewe didn't click this is because we're gonna have a contest!!!WHO CAN POST THE MOST bila mpangilio VIDEO au PICTURE???????!!(You could also post maoni inayofuata to your picture au video to describe what's going on,or even captions!Same rules apply below.But wewe don't HAVE to post maoni au captions inayofuata to it if wewe don't want to.It's completly opitional.)If wewe post just a maoni au caption and no picture au video,by the way,it will not count and wewe won't have a shot at winning.Sorry!
Here are the rules:
1.It has to be COMPLETELY RANDOM.IT CAN'T...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Selena is being threatened kwa disgruntled mashabiki because of Justin Bieber. She has had to endure an attack on her Facebook and Twitter accounts to boot!

A few days zamani Selena mashabiki on social media networks were shocked when they saw messages like this: "Oh yeh, Justin Bieber suc **!!!"," this message is for Puha, wewe your bi ** ** ".O_O

What was happening? Well, some joker named PkinJ0r hacked Sel's Twitter and Facebook!

Luckily, Selena then realized what was going on and began to solve the problem, but not before leaving this reassuring message to fans: "Sorry everybody. My Facebook page and my Twitter account has been hacked and we're cleaning it up. "

Since attacks on watu mashuhuri accounts are nothing new, it can't do much damage.
posted by nessienjake
Haha I found it on the internet and I just loved it :)
its short but funny :D


A Really Bad siku
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.

Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps inayofuata to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy wewe another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."

"No, it's not that. This siku is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

It was a dark and stormy night in Naboo. Rain was falling down hard as lightning strikes flashed nearby, followed with the sounds of thunder.

Imperial Officer: *Slowly walking back and forth, making sure the Stormtroopers load everything onto the nyota Destroyers* Not long now, just keep it moving!

What the Imperials didn't notice was that a Metra, was parked inayofuata to two AT-ST's. Inside was a female officer being held hostage kwa two Rebel's.

Their Metra is the one on the bottom: link

The driver was...
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posted by MTahmisian
Never have I ever….


* Been on a tarehe au in a relationship
* Been Snowboarding (skiing, yes!)
* Watched Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Marafiki and most “popular shows”
* Read Harry Potter au seen a Harry Potter movie
* Liked a romance movie
* Been to Magic Mountain
* Dyed my hair
* Gotten a tattoo au piercing (don’t intend to)
* Smoked au done drugs (also don’t intend to)
* Ever met someone with my same birthday (June 7)
* Been to Europe au Asia
* Been to a public school
* Had Glasses
* Shoplifted
* Took a Driving Test
* Owned a phone with a working number
* Been to a Bar
* Cheered for the New England...
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posted by ilovetowrite
Why ,Why, Why ?
Should I Try......
to upendo someone
they see him trying to fly
but i don't upendo so tell me
why ,why ,why?
Can't I fly
without my useless wings
so why ,why ,why?
and If I'll die
I can say goodbye
with a lot of pride
I can see through my mind
Why, why,why ?
they'll not oblige me
to be ............
who i don't wanna be
they'll never take me away
and i'll stay in that way
that's why ,,,,,,,,,,,,
I'll never care about them
I'll forever fly to
everywhere without any supply
so let me be!
posted by crazy_frog222
Your alarm goes off, wewe hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
You take a warm kuoga to help wewe wake up.
He goes days au weeks without running water.
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
You make sure you're cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the kuvuka, msalaba hanging on his chain inayofuata to his dog tags.
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't...
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posted by MrsGerrenHowell
dont wewe just upendo being bila mpangilio i mean on this spot wewe can talk about anything wewe want like sausages au mashed potatoe
its cool to be bila mpangilio like just yeasterday i saw a bird and then i saw a plane how bila mpangilio (i just thought i would write that)

life should be zaidi bila mpangilio it makes life zaidi fun


whats your favourite bila mpangilio thing to do apart from talk about bila mpangilio stuff and do bila mpangilio things?? bila mpangilio words

fly
spatula
carrot
peeler
saucepan



it says write a longer makala boring

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posted by PartyOrange
 This is your new language.
This is your new language.
(This makala is a JOKE. It's not meant to be serious, so don't take it seriously.)

1.Watch hours of anime each day, every day.

2. Start wearing shirts/clothing that are written in Katakana.
(For eample: "Kawaii", "Neko", "Baka")

3. Always talk about how wewe want to be "Miku-Chan" when wewe get older.

4. On juu of that, always say "-chan,-san,-sama,-kun",etc...

5.If wewe have family refer to them as "onee-sama/chan and onii-sama/chan".

6. Listen to stereotypical Japanese pop music. (Cute, high-pitched voices with pop instrumentals)

7. Wear obnoxious anime-like outfits everywhere. (Bright-coloured, mix-matching,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like a movie star.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that wewe think they're Tom Cruise au Madonna (This best when the person looks nothing like the movie nyota in question).
Ask the guy inayofuata to wewe to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).
Ask the person inayofuata to you, "Are wewe in the Witness Protection program too?"
Attempt to promote Hinduism among passengers.
Bring a "Word-a-Day" calendar on board with you. Read every single word aloud and attempt to use it in a sentence. Use them all incorrectly. "'My, wewe have a very irate home,' she alisema governessly."
Bring a cellular phone....
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