"An old woman haunted me!"

One night my and kwa brothers and I were sleeping up stairs while my mom was downstairs reading. I was lying in kitanda and heard this light stomping sound. Then the stomping sound got a little heavier. Soon, it became so loud that my brothers and I all came out of our room because we were scared. My mom had heard it too and she thought it was one of us playing a joke, but it wasn't - we were all in bed! We had no idea what to make of it and were really freaked out. But then, things got creepier....

"We found her stuff in the attic, her name was Tamara!"

I went over to...

[]miley cyrus the girl who many of whom look up to but why[
resons to hate her(feel free to add zaidi on comments)

1)[]her music]: she doesnt write it on her own and her newest song untamed wow the part where she says I GO THOUGHT BOYS LIKE MONEY:and the only good song she has is the climb: and that is not saying much!!!:patry in the usa wow that is the s&^%$#@ muziki vidio i have seen it a while

2)money: the only reson she is here is bcus she wants money: she has to get payed to do chairty events:and she is always just talking about it to

3)she doesnt care about her fans: she may say she doese...

Over the many years of pikachu,if wewe look closely Pikachu has been getting thinner and thinner.When it started he was this cute,fat little chunk of Pokemon,but now he's a skinny little freak.Which can only me one thing....Ash has forced him to become bulimic!
*Dramatizations*
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Ash:Jeez,Pikachu your so fat!

Pikachu:Pika?

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Ash:Loose some weight wewe fat bastard!

Pikachu:Pika?!
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Ash:No stop eating!Your just gonna get fatter!

*Ash shoves his finger down pikachu's throat to make him vomit his chakula up.Pikachu...

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Marafiki in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours kwa hooking a camcorder, kamkoda to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal kwa conspicuously licking...

OH MY GOSH! I was just watching stupid HM and near the end, Miley and Lily started talking about-guess who? ROBERT PATTINSON. That's sick. here is their convo:(at least what though I heard)

" It's just sad that wewe can't find a bf..." Lily says.
" Yeah... Hey, I guess Hannah can tarehe Robert Pattinson!" Miley says
" Oh....Robert Pattinson is SO dreamy...."
Thats sickening Disney. I feel bad for Rob. He can't hide ANYWHERE...
Really, do wewe realize how crazy and gross a lot of mashabiki are???? Here is a gross makala about some crazed fans:

Robert Pattinson Approached kwa “Gross”, “Bleeding”...

Similar to "30 Things To Do During An Exam." tafuta for it in this club, it's way funnier. Apologies if this orodha is a little outdated.

50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab

1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 dakika & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that wewe can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat...

Langley, West Virginia.

Commander Kane: *Walks up to Ted* How are the new watches coming out?
Ted: I think you'll be pleased with the work me, and Mabel did. kwa the way, how's Johnny doing?
Commander Kane: We found a replacement who's willing to use his name to protect his identity.

Sundsvall Sweden. Johnny Lightning was driving south on the Sundsvallbron. A bridge that was part of the E4 highway. His car was a shiny silver Alfa Romeo.

Johnny: *Smiling as he looks at himself in the rear view mirror. He then sees a red Nissan close to him*

The red car overtook him, and a black man pointed a MP7 at...

Good siku everyone.

I just wanted to quickly write this makala after thinking about it last night because I couldn't help but to feel the need to say something to everyone who is struggling with life.


Life is tough? yeah it fucking is man!! but guess what if your thoughts are stuck negatively wewe going nowhere in progress you'll only sink zaidi and zaidi into depression.


Even if wewe feel wewe couldn't!!!! get a grip and try a hundred times never give up.

It's impossible to go mbele without one strong step from you.

Somehow you'll manage, learn how to trick your brain into positive thinking it will...

In the United Kingdom, a dark green Jaguar F-Type was chasing a Toyota Tundra.

British Agent: *Driving the F-Type* Goal Keeper, this is Chelsea. I'm in pursuit of the bandits.
MI6 Operator: Chelsea, this is Goal Keeper, we're tracking your progress so far. Don't let them escape with those plans.
British Agent: Roger sir. I won't let wewe down.
MI6 Clerk: *Walks towards the Operator* What plans did they steal from us?
MI6 Operator: Plans for a special motorcycle with a hang glider.
MI6 Clerk: *Looks at the Operator's computer screen* What's that to the right of Chelsea?
MI6 Operator: It looks like a...

When I was a teenager, I tried to be a film reviewer. I would write user reviews on a website called Common Sense Media. The problem was that I didn't know what I was talking about, yet I kept uandishi reviews. On Common Sense Media, there was an option for users to rate films on a five-star basis. One nyota is the lowest and five stars is the highest.

After seeing my old reviews for the first time in years, I cringed. However, I quickly got over that and got amused over my failed attempts at being a reviewer. I thought I'd share some of my most odd reviews. Keep in mind that I no longer mean...

Be me. Age 9. My brother’s birthday comes up and for it, he gets a copy of Tony Hawk Underground. I watch him play it for a bit and am amazed kwa the character creator, insane tricks, and how much I hate Eric Sparrow. Sneak into his room while he’s at work. Try to play Tony Hawk Underground. Fail miserably. Finally manage to get the tricks down. Brother walks in from work. Mfw.jpeg. Immediately gets punched in the stomach and thrown out…. Tony hawk everyone.



Legendary skater and now a family man who is going through an existential crisis, he was the man who revolutionized skateboarding...

It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the beach, pwani with Amy, even though he hated water.

Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: wewe haven't alisema that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run kwa the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.

And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.

Amy: It's...

Me reminiscing
Hello, it's been years since I was actually active, and I thought to myself, man I wonder how good old fanpop is doing right now. How old was I when I was truly active at this site? 12? 14? Either way, I was probably cringy and immature. Woah, look at that Kataralover, Riku, Cruella, and Zanhar are still active! In fact, the majority of people I associate with this site are still here. Lol, I like how deathding posts so much that he is among one of the most maarufu tags on this site.

New Values With Characters
For people, who don't know I used to value development, complexity,...

It was a typical siku in New York City. People were walking down the sidewalks, and cars crowded the streets, but in front of a coffee shop, a man was sitting, while typing on his laptop.

SeanTheHedgehog's

Person 94: *Typing on his laptop inside the coffee shop*
Background People: *Drinking coffee, and eating donuts*

SeanTheHedgehog's
Wonderful World

Taxi Driver: *Going over 60, passing several other cars*
Man 89: *Hugging his suitcase* Do all taxi drivers drive like this in the city?
Taxi Driver:...

Hello, bila mpangilio club fans! The Garnet Umbreon here! Are wewe bored? I am! Do wewe like tribal drums, offbeat kicks, and animal chants mixed with modern-day electronic muziki from 128 - 150 BPM (beats per minute)? I do! Well, go ape to my favourite jungleterror songs!

It's a long orodha so let's get started!

Wiwek - Angry Birdz
Hasse De Moor & GLD - Work
Rae Sremmurd - Black Beatles (Noizekid Bootleg)
BSNO & Noizekid - Fuego
Dirtcaps - Baritone
Jack Ü (Diplo & Skrillex) ft. Kai - Mind (Wiwek Remix)
Getter - Rip n Dip (Wiwek Remix)
Wiwek & Yellow Claw ft. Lil Debbie - Pop It
Wiwek - Rebels
Wiwek...

So I decided to compile a orodha of my juu 100 songs and a few honorable mentions. I'll probably provide viungo to the reasons why the songs are placed where they are in the maoni once I finish typing that up.

Honorable Mentions: ndoto (Dye), Never Say No To Aldo Raynes (Shoot The Girl First), My Girl (Bermuda Lovers) and Laid (James)
100. Still Remember wewe (Emma Hewitt)
99. Jewel Of Abilene (Grey DeLisle)
98. Alice (Cocteau Twins)
97. Me Against The muziki (Madonna & Britney Spears)
96. Take Me Away (Kosmonova)
95. Take Me Away (Fefe Dobson)
94. Rx (MXMS)
93. Summer Rain (Slinkee Minx0
92. Boys...

wewe know those eerie feelings wewe get when wewe are playing a multiplayer game and there is no one on the server, apart from you?

For instance; boot up Minecraft right now and scope around for some deserted server that is running, but no one is on.

Feels pretty weird, right? Well this is what my hobby was: going around to these barely running games and seeing what people had left behind, not just Minecraft either. Counterstrike, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft. I used all of these games to explore the special servers nearly every day. I logged down what was on them: buildings, maps, announcements...

Despite the complaints though, the first drilling already began in 2010 which was supposedly finished in 2012 but due to unforeseen circumstances, the completion has been postponed overtime.

With one goal in mind, major companies like Axis Capital Group, a company which sells and rents capital equipment in Singapore and has been able to bring their business to Jakarta has teamed up with the government kwa lending their equipment for free.

The Flyover Roads project constitutes two viaducts above current roads: the Antasari - Blok M viaduct and the Kampung Melayu - Tanah Abang viaduct. With very...

Did wewe know if wewe try to say the alphabet without moving your lips au tongue every letter will sound the same
Did wewe know white Cats with blue eyes are usually deaf
Did wewe know wind doesn�t make a sound until it blows against an object
Did wewe know there is no sound in space
Did wewe know sound travels 3 times faster through water than in air
Did wewe know to crack a whip the tip must be travelling faster than the speed of sound
Did wewe know dolphins can hear underwater sounds from 24km (15miles) away
Did wewe know most cows produce zaidi maziwa when they listen to music
Did wewe know elephants...