CAUTION:there will most likely be consequences!!
1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when wewe laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary Marafiki that wewe talk to all at the same time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell: "No, mom I will not kiss wewe in public!"
16. Draw a mustache your face.
17. Switch the light switch on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When wewe kuoga au bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor and pretend that Jaws is chasing you.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Tell them an unreasonable story that happened at school that day. Like: "The gym teacher shaved our heads."
26. Find everything they say absolutely HILARIOUS!
27. Try to eat a bevarage with a fork.
28. Take a bowl of mchele crispies, suddeenly act offended and throw the bowl on the ground and kick it, and when they ask wewe to pick it up, say "No, I want to watch them suffer"
29. Pile all the pens in the house on one side of the room, and put one pencil in the other. Laugh hysterically at the pencil.
30. Try to catch your shadow, and act dissapointed and yell loudly when wewe can't get it.
31. Make a sandwich, and leave it on the floor. When your parents pick it up, scream "OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH???!!"
32. Try to burrow in between the cushions of the kitanda
33. Hide under a chair. When your mom au dad comes in, yell "boo!" and then start drooling and talking in gibberish while slowly crawling toward them and then poke them and say "oodley! oodley! bljljdfnnnnseeeeddsepf!'
34. poke your dog au cat and then yell "i can't make it say MOO!"
35. Tell your mom she looks like George Wahington and then roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
36. Call your dad 'fwank' and your mom 'shaba-laba-ding-dong'
1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when wewe laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary Marafiki that wewe talk to all at the same time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell: "No, mom I will not kiss wewe in public!"
16. Draw a mustache your face.
17. Switch the light switch on and off for a while. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When wewe kuoga au bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "NO!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor and pretend that Jaws is chasing you.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. Tell them an unreasonable story that happened at school that day. Like: "The gym teacher shaved our heads."
26. Find everything they say absolutely HILARIOUS!
27. Try to eat a bevarage with a fork.
28. Take a bowl of mchele crispies, suddeenly act offended and throw the bowl on the ground and kick it, and when they ask wewe to pick it up, say "No, I want to watch them suffer"
29. Pile all the pens in the house on one side of the room, and put one pencil in the other. Laugh hysterically at the pencil.
30. Try to catch your shadow, and act dissapointed and yell loudly when wewe can't get it.
31. Make a sandwich, and leave it on the floor. When your parents pick it up, scream "OH MY GOSH! WHERE'S MY SANDWICH???!!"
32. Try to burrow in between the cushions of the kitanda
33. Hide under a chair. When your mom au dad comes in, yell "boo!" and then start drooling and talking in gibberish while slowly crawling toward them and then poke them and say "oodley! oodley! bljljdfnnnnseeeeddsepf!'
34. poke your dog au cat and then yell "i can't make it say MOO!"
35. Tell your mom she looks like George Wahington and then roll on the floor, laughing hysterically.
36. Call your dad 'fwank' and your mom 'shaba-laba-ding-dong'
A boy had cancer & he had 1 mwezi to live . He upendo a girl who was working in a CD shop. Bu t he didn't tell her about his . Everyday he went 2 the CD duka & bought a CD 2 talk to her . But he found she never alisema anything to him. After a mwezi he died . When the girl went to his nyumbani & asked abt him , his mom told that he died & took her to his room . She saw all CDs r unopened . The girl cryed & cryed....;-(
Finally she also died .
* u know why ???
Bcoz she kept her own upendo letters inside the CD packs. So it means , she also loved her !!
So if u upendo some1 say 2 her/him directly . Don't wait 4 the destiny of role.............
Finally she also died .
* u know why ???
Bcoz she kept her own upendo letters inside the CD packs. So it means , she also loved her !!
So if u upendo some1 say 2 her/him directly . Don't wait 4 the destiny of role.............
Salati is a leopard that was adopted kwa the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate wanyama that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Marafiki with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a puppy at the time.
wewe would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two wanyama connected from the first moment. Now the two wanyama are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the gari saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.
2.) ask bila mpangilio ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start imba Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to bila mpangilio ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that shati is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
2.) ask bila mpangilio ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start imba Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to bila mpangilio ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that shati is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
This has probably happened to a lot of wewe because of taking notes in class.
Have wewe ever got a little blister au callus because of uandishi too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure au rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitar, gitaa au even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So wewe have some calluses and wewe want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
wewe can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with lemon, limau for 10 dakika and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams au mlozi oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and wewe will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have wewe ever got a little blister au callus because of uandishi too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure au rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the guitar, gitaa au even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So wewe have some calluses and wewe want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
wewe can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with lemon, limau for 10 dakika and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams au mlozi oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and wewe will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol