10:55 a.m. June 16th
Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't wewe noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already alisema she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if wewe think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll songesha on to Jessica *I hope we can*
Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th
Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready, your honor
Marcus: The prosecution is ready and waiting
Judge: Very well, then. Mr. Mays, I do believe wewe were able to get the victim of the case here
Marcus: Yes. I suggest wewe all try to speak to him calmly. He is a little jumpy after the incident... That means you, defense. I suggest wewe watch yourself
Swift: What did I do to get on his bad side
Lilly: Maybe he doesn't like your hair
Swift: *If I had a nickel for every time Lilly alisema that*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Leroy: M-my name i-i-is Leroy J-J-J-Jepins. I-I-I work as a b-b-banker for the McBrew Family B-Bank
Marcus: Well, witness. Could wewe tell us what wewe saw on the night of the murder
Leroy: S-S-Sure. Me and McBrew were w-wating for a train to come by. That's wen this m-m-m-m-m-man came kwa and attacked us. I didn't even have a chance to e-e-escape. I tried to get to the phone, b-b-but I was to hurt to only crawl a f-few inches
Judge: Well, that sounds like a traumatizing experience. I can remember a time like that when-
*Whack*
Judge: OUCH!
Marcus: Forgot about my cane for a moment, didn't you
Judge: Kinda hard when there a red marks all over my body
*Whack*
Judge: OW HOW HOW!!!
Marcus: Enough dilly-dally. songesha on with the cross-examination, defense
Judge: That's my line, Mr. Mays. Begin wewe cross-examination, Mr. Justice
Swift: *This is gonna be a looong day*
Lilly: Something seems strange
Swift: Huh
Lilly: His testimony looks like its riddled with holes
Swift: *You can say that again. Even Lou could notice that*
Leroy: Me and McBrew were w-waiting for a train to come by
Swift: OBJECTION!
Judge: An objection already?
Swift: wewe honor, lets hear that again
Leroy. I just alisema w-w-we were waiting for a train
Swift: And that's the problem. wewe say wewe were waiting for a train, but what wewe and Mr. McBrew were really there for was... This
Judge: That looks like the letter presented yesterday
Swift: Exactly. If wewe read it, you'll notice that Mr. McBrew went there not to take train, but to answer to this blackmail letter
Leroy: What
Judge: Why yes, your right. I'm sure that the witness would have known about-
*Whack*
Judge: OWEY!!!
Marcus: Everyone, stop talking and listen. The witness had no idea Mr. McBrew was being blackmailed. McBrew brought him to see if the blackmailer wasn't kidding. Turns out he wasn't
Leroy: Thats right
Swift: *OH COME ON!!!*
Judge: Well, witness, I'm surprised. I thought you'd be lying throughout the entire trial. I had many events where-
*Whack*
Judge:OW!
Marcus: Enough with your senseless jibber-jabber. Now, I want the witness to testify about one certain thing. What was the killer exactly
Leroy: wewe g-g-g-got it. Well, we saw this g-g-guy walking toward us. He was wearing a ski mask and was coming at us q-q-quick. Before I knew it, I-I was on the ground, injured, and McBrew was d-d-d-d-dead
Judge: So, the killer was wearing a ski mask, huh. A little cliched, don't wewe think
*Whack*
Judge:OUCH!!!
Marcus: Cliched au not, he was wearing a mask. It just proves that it could have been the defendant
Judge: Well, Mr. Justice, wewe may begin wewe cross-examination
Leroy: We saw this g-g-guy walking toward us
Swift: HOLD IT! How could wewe tell it was a guy
Leroy: Well, he looked very muscular, and he didn't at all have any of the traits of a woman. I don't think a woman would kill so violently
Swift: *Thats what wewe think. wewe weren't at my first trial*
Leroy: He was wearing a ski mask and was coming at us q-q-quick
Swift: OBJECTION!!! I'm afraid your wrong, Mr. Jepins
Leroy: W-w-what. H-how?
Swift: wewe say the killer was wearing a ski mask. However, I believe this was what he was wearing
Judge: Is that... a monkey mask
Marcus: ...Okay, wewe ARE begging for cane marks all over your body. I will gladly do so
Swift: No no no. This was found near the local park. And if wewe know, it is about two dakika away from the train station. Which, I'll have wewe know, is exactly how long it was when Mr. Romanse was gone. And this mask here was disposed of in the garbage so no one would find it
Judge: Why, thats true
Marcus: Truly stupid. That just proves that Mr. Romanse is the killer
Swift: We don't know for sure. But one thing is for sure. It is about the witness here, Mr. Jepins
Leroy: W-W-What!
Judge: What is it Mr. Justice, my hands are shaking with anticipation
Swift: It's pretty obvious what Mr. Jepins is and has been doing since he first got to the witness stand... HE'S BEEN LYING TO THE WHOLE COURT!!!
Leroy: AHH!!!
Marcus: What? How?
Swift: Well, first he mentioned that he had no idea about the blackmail, but that is understandable. But the testimony about the mask, its a little fishy. How can wewe mix up a ski mask and a monkey mask. And let me remind you, that it was well lit in the train station on the night of the murder. How could anyone fail to tell the difference in that kind of light
Leroy: I'm not lying. I'm telling the truth. I may have made a mistake, but come on. I was stabbed in the stomach. What zaidi can I do, she was going to kill me. I can't be expected to remember such things
Swift: ...
Marcus: ...
Judge: ...
Lilly: ...
Leroy: What. What's wrong
Swift: wewe just mentioned that the killer was a 'she'
Leroy: !!! *gulp*
Judge: Well... What do wewe have to say for yourself
Leroy: ........... OKAY, YES. I'VE BEEN LYING THE WHOLE TIME!!! But if wewe were threatened, you'd lie, too
Swift: Threatened?
Leroy: Yes. The killer noticed I was still alive, and she alisema that if I tell anyone, she would kill me. But, now its not going to do a whole lot of good.
Judge: I can understand why wewe would. However, lying under oath is a crime in itself. I will still have to punish you
Leroy: wewe mean... like jail
Marcus: For a short time, yes
Leroy: YES! SEND ME THERE! KEEP ME salama FROM THAT PSYCHOTIC KILLER, PLEASE!!!.............
Judge: Well, now we know that the killer is a woman
Marcus: OBJECTION! How can we be so sure
Judge: What do wewe mean
Marcus: Incase wewe forgot, the victim was stabbed kwa the killer before he was threatened. He could have been in some form of shock and might have heard the voice wrong. It still could have been the defendant
Judge: Hmm... That seems logical
Swift: WHAT? *After all I did, is the real killer going to get away*
Judge: Well, even with all of this evidence, I still can't change my opinion on the defendant.
Lilly: Oh no. The judge is going to deliver a guilty verdict. Come on, Swift. wewe got to do something
Swift: I can't. There isn't anyone left who can testify
Lilly: !
Judge: I am ready to hand down my verdict. I find the defendant, Lou Romanse...
Lilly: OBJECTION!!! Wait. There is another witness
Judge: What. There is
Marcus: Oh, young, cheery, stupid, little girl. Please, stay seated. wewe are not a defense attorney, so I suggest wewe keep your trap shut
Lilly: wewe honor. There is another witness
Marcus: I alisema be seated. Your honor, the verdict, please
Lilly: wewe honor, we need to hear all testimony from every witness
Marcus: The verdict, wewe honor. Now
Lilly: Please, your honor. That one witnesses testimony could be just what we need to turn this case around
Judge: ... Well... I suppose we could hear from this witness. But, if she is not as reliable as wewe say she is, defense. I will hand down my verdict with no delay
Lilly: Oh, thank wewe so much, your honor
Judge: Now, just who may this reliable witness be
Lilly: Well, it would be the defendants current lover, Jessica Jess
Judge: Hmm... Yes, I do recall her being at the train station when the murder occurred. Very well. Mr. Mays. Please go and get this witness for us
Marcus: ............ Very well, your honor
Judge: Until then, court will take a twenty dakika recess
Court Lobby
11:55 a.m. June 16th
Swift: Good lord. I never thought wewe could be this helpful, Lilly
Lilly: Wow, thats the nicest thing I've ever heard wewe say
Swift: Ah he he he... sorry if I'm not as nice. But still, good work. Now maybe, we can get somewhere and prove Lou is innocent
Lou: Oh, good job guys. Especially you, Lilly
Swift: Hey, I'm your defense attorney
Lou: Yeah, well wewe would have Lost if Lilly hadn't spoken up
Swift: *sigh* that is true
Lou: Were going to win this yet, guys. And, the best part, Jessie is going to testify. I know she'll save me
Swift: *I sure hope those fantasies of his are true*
Leroy Jepins. Victim to murder (Survived)
???: what is the status?
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: wewe know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... London and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground au in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...
Guy: I got a extra life!
???: ... anything on the war?
Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!
???: Henry! what did they say?
Henry: they would support us
???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...
Dex: wewe know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...
Henry: not true... London and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground au in chaos
Dex: well fuc*
Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell
???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!
Henry: God save the queen!
Dex: God save the world...
Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, zaidi condensed reviews but wewe get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, au didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…
Airblade
Okay, so let me start out kwa saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Airblade
Okay, so let me start out kwa saying this. This game is already infinitely...
I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg
In the hivi karibuni years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad uandishi behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and jiunge the ranks of washed up directors like...
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In the hivi karibuni years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad uandishi behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and jiunge the ranks of washed up directors like...
wewe know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the sinema for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent kilima franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder
The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much zaidi interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way zaidi fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this orodha is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-
*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!
Several years zamani I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA kwa the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...
Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I upendo Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game...
#1:SULLIVAN:
As wewe already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
As wewe already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
