10:55 a.m. June 16th
Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't wewe noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already alisema she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if wewe think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll songesha on to Jessica *I hope we can*
Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th
Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready, your honor
Marcus: The prosecution is ready and waiting
Judge: Very well, then. Mr. Mays, I do believe wewe were able to get the victim of the case here
Marcus: Yes. I suggest wewe all try to speak to him calmly. He is a little jumpy after the incident... That means you, defense. I suggest wewe watch yourself
Swift: What did I do to get on his bad side
Lilly: Maybe he doesn't like your hair
Swift: *If I had a nickel for every time Lilly alisema that*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Leroy: M-my name i-i-is Leroy J-J-J-Jepins. I-I-I work as a b-b-banker for the McBrew Family B-Bank
Marcus: Well, witness. Could wewe tell us what wewe saw on the night of the murder
Leroy: S-S-Sure. Me and McBrew were w-wating for a train to come by. That's wen this m-m-m-m-m-man came kwa and attacked us. I didn't even have a chance to e-e-escape. I tried to get to the phone, b-b-but I was to hurt to only crawl a f-few inches
Judge: Well, that sounds like a traumatizing experience. I can remember a time like that when-
*Whack*
Judge: OUCH!
Marcus: Forgot about my cane for a moment, didn't you
Judge: Kinda hard when there a red marks all over my body
*Whack*
Judge: OW HOW HOW!!!
Marcus: Enough dilly-dally. songesha on with the cross-examination, defense
Judge: That's my line, Mr. Mays. Begin wewe cross-examination, Mr. Justice
Swift: *This is gonna be a looong day*
Lilly: Something seems strange
Swift: Huh
Lilly: His testimony looks like its riddled with holes
Swift: *You can say that again. Even Lou could notice that*
Leroy: Me and McBrew were w-waiting for a train to come by
Swift: OBJECTION!
Judge: An objection already?
Swift: wewe honor, lets hear that again
Leroy. I just alisema w-w-we were waiting for a train
Swift: And that's the problem. wewe say wewe were waiting for a train, but what wewe and Mr. McBrew were really there for was... This
Judge: That looks like the letter presented yesterday
Swift: Exactly. If wewe read it, you'll notice that Mr. McBrew went there not to take train, but to answer to this blackmail letter
Leroy: What
Judge: Why yes, your right. I'm sure that the witness would have known about-
*Whack*
Judge: OWEY!!!
Marcus: Everyone, stop talking and listen. The witness had no idea Mr. McBrew was being blackmailed. McBrew brought him to see if the blackmailer wasn't kidding. Turns out he wasn't
Leroy: Thats right
Swift: *OH COME ON!!!*
Judge: Well, witness, I'm surprised. I thought you'd be lying throughout the entire trial. I had many events where-
*Whack*
Judge:OW!
Marcus: Enough with your senseless jibber-jabber. Now, I want the witness to testify about one certain thing. What was the killer exactly
Leroy: wewe g-g-g-got it. Well, we saw this g-g-guy walking toward us. He was wearing a ski mask and was coming at us q-q-quick. Before I knew it, I-I was on the ground, injured, and McBrew was d-d-d-d-dead
Judge: So, the killer was wearing a ski mask, huh. A little cliched, don't wewe think
*Whack*
Judge:OUCH!!!
Marcus: Cliched au not, he was wearing a mask. It just proves that it could have been the defendant
Judge: Well, Mr. Justice, wewe may begin wewe cross-examination
Leroy: We saw this g-g-guy walking toward us
Swift: HOLD IT! How could wewe tell it was a guy
Leroy: Well, he looked very muscular, and he didn't at all have any of the traits of a woman. I don't think a woman would kill so violently
Swift: *Thats what wewe think. wewe weren't at my first trial*
Leroy: He was wearing a ski mask and was coming at us q-q-quick
Swift: OBJECTION!!! I'm afraid your wrong, Mr. Jepins
Leroy: W-w-what. H-how?
Swift: wewe say the killer was wearing a ski mask. However, I believe this was what he was wearing
Judge: Is that... a monkey mask
Marcus: ...Okay, wewe ARE begging for cane marks all over your body. I will gladly do so
Swift: No no no. This was found near the local park. And if wewe know, it is about two dakika away from the train station. Which, I'll have wewe know, is exactly how long it was when Mr. Romanse was gone. And this mask here was disposed of in the garbage so no one would find it
Judge: Why, thats true
Marcus: Truly stupid. That just proves that Mr. Romanse is the killer
Swift: We don't know for sure. But one thing is for sure. It is about the witness here, Mr. Jepins
Leroy: W-W-What!
Judge: What is it Mr. Justice, my hands are shaking with anticipation
Swift: It's pretty obvious what Mr. Jepins is and has been doing since he first got to the witness stand... HE'S BEEN LYING TO THE WHOLE COURT!!!
Leroy: AHH!!!
Marcus: What? How?
Swift: Well, first he mentioned that he had no idea about the blackmail, but that is understandable. But the testimony about the mask, its a little fishy. How can wewe mix up a ski mask and a monkey mask. And let me remind you, that it was well lit in the train station on the night of the murder. How could anyone fail to tell the difference in that kind of light
Leroy: I'm not lying. I'm telling the truth. I may have made a mistake, but come on. I was stabbed in the stomach. What zaidi can I do, she was going to kill me. I can't be expected to remember such things
Swift: ...
Marcus: ...
Judge: ...
Lilly: ...
Leroy: What. What's wrong
Swift: wewe just mentioned that the killer was a 'she'
Leroy: !!! *gulp*
Judge: Well... What do wewe have to say for yourself
Leroy: ........... OKAY, YES. I'VE BEEN LYING THE WHOLE TIME!!! But if wewe were threatened, you'd lie, too
Swift: Threatened?
Leroy: Yes. The killer noticed I was still alive, and she alisema that if I tell anyone, she would kill me. But, now its not going to do a whole lot of good.
Judge: I can understand why wewe would. However, lying under oath is a crime in itself. I will still have to punish you
Leroy: wewe mean... like jail
Marcus: For a short time, yes
Leroy: YES! SEND ME THERE! KEEP ME salama FROM THAT PSYCHOTIC KILLER, PLEASE!!!.............
Judge: Well, now we know that the killer is a woman
Marcus: OBJECTION! How can we be so sure
Judge: What do wewe mean
Marcus: Incase wewe forgot, the victim was stabbed kwa the killer before he was threatened. He could have been in some form of shock and might have heard the voice wrong. It still could have been the defendant
Judge: Hmm... That seems logical
Swift: WHAT? *After all I did, is the real killer going to get away*
Judge: Well, even with all of this evidence, I still can't change my opinion on the defendant.
Lilly: Oh no. The judge is going to deliver a guilty verdict. Come on, Swift. wewe got to do something
Swift: I can't. There isn't anyone left who can testify
Lilly: !
Judge: I am ready to hand down my verdict. I find the defendant, Lou Romanse...
Lilly: OBJECTION!!! Wait. There is another witness
Judge: What. There is
Marcus: Oh, young, cheery, stupid, little girl. Please, stay seated. wewe are not a defense attorney, so I suggest wewe keep your trap shut
Lilly: wewe honor. There is another witness
Marcus: I alisema be seated. Your honor, the verdict, please
Lilly: wewe honor, we need to hear all testimony from every witness
Marcus: The verdict, wewe honor. Now
Lilly: Please, your honor. That one witnesses testimony could be just what we need to turn this case around
Judge: ... Well... I suppose we could hear from this witness. But, if she is not as reliable as wewe say she is, defense. I will hand down my verdict with no delay
Lilly: Oh, thank wewe so much, your honor
Judge: Now, just who may this reliable witness be
Lilly: Well, it would be the defendants current lover, Jessica Jess
Judge: Hmm... Yes, I do recall her being at the train station when the murder occurred. Very well. Mr. Mays. Please go and get this witness for us
Marcus: ............ Very well, your honor
Judge: Until then, court will take a twenty dakika recess
Court Lobby
11:55 a.m. June 16th
Swift: Good lord. I never thought wewe could be this helpful, Lilly
Lilly: Wow, thats the nicest thing I've ever heard wewe say
Swift: Ah he he he... sorry if I'm not as nice. But still, good work. Now maybe, we can get somewhere and prove Lou is innocent
Lou: Oh, good job guys. Especially you, Lilly
Swift: Hey, I'm your defense attorney
Lou: Yeah, well wewe would have Lost if Lilly hadn't spoken up
Swift: *sigh* that is true
Lou: Were going to win this yet, guys. And, the best part, Jessie is going to testify. I know she'll save me
Swift: *I sure hope those fantasies of his are true*
Leroy Jepins. Victim to murder (Survived)
Narrator: Are wewe looking for a dark, edgy, and serious anime. Well than get the hell out of here, because Death Note: The Re-Bridged is not for you. This time, we got zaidi suspense.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, au two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got zaidi action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, au you’re punda is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
link
Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! au don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
L: Should I add one sugar cube, au two…. oh, fuck it. I’ll use all of it
Narrator: We’ve got zaidi action
Security Guard: Hey, a bus… The wheels on the bus go ‘round and ‘round-
(Bus crashes into a building)
Narrator: And we got a motherfucking AFRO
Aizawa: ……. I don’t even know how to respond to that?
Narrator: Watch as Light eats all your fucking potato chips! Don’t miss it, au you’re punda is going down in the Death Note. Watch Light eat your fucking mother
link
Narrator: Oh, shit. Wrong show… Uh… Here’s Matsuda
Matsuda: Hey, I’m Ma-
Narrator: FUCK OFF, MATSUDA! Death Note: The Re-Bridged! Watch it! au don’t! Fuck you! Rated PG.
When I alisema I was going to review No zaidi Heroes 2, I meant it. When I discussed the awali game, I did mention that I may au may not review it. I alisema that because, wow, I have to pay double the price of the original game for NMH2. But, in the end, I did it anyway. Because I’m a sad person. But, regardless, here it is. This is a game no one expected would be made. No zaidi Heroes seemed like such a niche game that was fun, but nothing to warrant a sequel. But, low and behold, here it is: No zaidi Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle.
~Story~
Now, wewe all know that I upendo the first No zaidi Heroes...
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~Story~
Now, wewe all know that I upendo the first No zaidi Heroes...
Art by Alinah_09
Now, there are a lot of enemies in video games. And I means a LOT! However, there are also the ones that are… terrifying. Now, before I start, some rules. These are only games that I played and only one per franchise. Also, I AM including enemies from horror games, as long as they are scary. Also, they need to have originated from video games, so that means that Slender Man, SCPs, and the Aliens from the Alien games are all out. Now, lets start the list.
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its zaidi of the backstory of them...
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Big Sister
#20: Big Sisters from Bioshock 2 - Now, these enemies aren’t all that scary themselves. Its zaidi of the backstory of them...
So, Final ndoto VI was a good RPG on the SNES. I hear a lot of people say that it is the best. But that can’t be true. Undertale was based on Earthbound, not Final ndoto VI, so how can it possibly be the best when the best game ever wasn’t inspired kwa it. Okay, but seriously, this joke is terrible. Here’s Chrono Trigger.
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Tony Hawk’s Underground starts in good ol’ Shithole, New Jersey, where wewe play as a skater with huge ambitions to be a pro skater, not for money, not for fame, but for the...
I like Bayonetta better than Devil May Cry… Fuck you, fight me. Let’s not waste another sekunde and let’s talk about it.
Bayonetta follows, well, Bayonetta, an Umbra Witch who was sealed in a coffin five hundred years zamani before she resurfaced, with no memory of her passed and a legion of Heaven’s angels hunting her down. So, with the help of bar tender and badass Rodin, scumbag Enzo, and totally not Yuri Lowenthal, Luca, she travels to a far off city in hopes of getting answers, while also killing as many angels as she can. So like I alisema before, Bayonetta is fucking awesome. You...
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Link to the Past follows, who else, Link, as he is called upon kwa Zelda to go on a quest to save Hyrule from being turned into the Dark World where Ganon rules, and must gain the help of the Seven Sages to do so. Being one of the few SNES games that I have played,...
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Smooth Criminal has already stolen this review
Today I'm taking over to review what is probably my inayopendelewa Devil May Cry game, Devil May Cry 3 Dante's Awakening.
For those not aware, Devil May Cry is a character action series developed kwa Capcom, created kwa the director of Resident Evil 2 and who would later go on to create the Bayonetta series, Hideki Kamiya. The original title,...
Okay, I’m gonna stop talking about the stupid sock puppet, I swear to god… Okay, I lied, but not right now. So Tim Schaffer, a well respected game designer (At the time), who made may games like the Monkey Island franchise, siku of the Tentacle, and Grim Fandango. But it was clear he had the ambition to do zaidi than just that. And more, he did do. An open world game with a-list actors and a huge soundtrack of licensed music. And that game was Brutal Legend.
The game follows Not-Jack Black, Eddie Riggs as he enters a mythical world of heavy metal torn kwa war, and now joins a resistance...
In 2014, I decided to sink into many different fandoms that I thought were pretty neat at the time. I found myself in many of them
Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
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Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
