mwepesi, teleka Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 4)

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Court Lobby
10:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't wewe noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already alisema she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if wewe think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll songesha on to Jessica *I hope we can*

Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th

Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready, your honor
Marcus: The prosecution is ready and waiting
Judge: Very well, then. Mr. Mays, I do believe wewe were able to get the victim of the case here
Marcus: Yes. I suggest wewe all try to speak to him calmly. He is a little jumpy after the incident... That means you, defense. I suggest wewe watch yourself
Swift: What did I do to get on his bad side
Lilly: Maybe he doesn't like your hair
Swift: *If I had a nickel for every time Lilly alisema that*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Leroy: M-my name i-i-is Leroy J-J-J-Jepins. I-I-I work as a b-b-banker for the McBrew Family B-Bank
Marcus: Well, witness. Could wewe tell us what wewe saw on the night of the murder
Leroy: S-S-Sure. Me and McBrew were w-wating for a train to come by. That's wen this m-m-m-m-m-man came kwa and attacked us. I didn't even have a chance to e-e-escape. I tried to get to the phone, b-b-but I was to hurt to only crawl a f-few inches
Judge: Well, that sounds like a traumatizing experience. I can remember a time like that when-
*Whack*
Judge: OUCH!
Marcus: Forgot about my cane for a moment, didn't you
Judge: Kinda hard when there a red marks all over my body
*Whack*
Judge: OW HOW HOW!!!
Marcus: Enough dilly-dally. songesha on with the cross-examination, defense
Judge: That's my line, Mr. Mays. Begin wewe cross-examination, Mr. Justice
Swift: *This is gonna be a looong day*
Lilly: Something seems strange
Swift: Huh
Lilly: His testimony looks like its riddled with holes
Swift: *You can say that again. Even Lou could notice that*
Leroy: Me and McBrew were w-waiting for a train to come by
Swift: OBJECTION!
Judge: An objection already?
Swift: wewe honor, lets hear that again
Leroy. I just alisema w-w-we were waiting for a train
Swift: And that's the problem. wewe say wewe were waiting for a train, but what wewe and Mr. McBrew were really there for was... This
Judge: That looks like the letter presented yesterday
Swift: Exactly. If wewe read it, you'll notice that Mr. McBrew went there not to take train, but to answer to this blackmail letter
Leroy: What
Judge: Why yes, your right. I'm sure that the witness would have known about-
*Whack*
Judge: OWEY!!!
Marcus: Everyone, stop talking and listen. The witness had no idea Mr. McBrew was being blackmailed. McBrew brought him to see if the blackmailer wasn't kidding. Turns out he wasn't
Leroy: Thats right
Swift: *OH COME ON!!!*
Judge: Well, witness, I'm surprised. I thought you'd be lying throughout the entire trial. I had many events where-
*Whack*
Judge:OW!
Marcus: Enough with your senseless jibber-jabber. Now, I want the witness to testify about one certain thing. What was the killer exactly
Leroy: wewe g-g-g-got it. Well, we saw this g-g-guy walking toward us. He was wearing a ski mask and was coming at us q-q-quick. Before I knew it, I-I was on the ground, injured, and McBrew was d-d-d-d-dead
Judge: So, the killer was wearing a ski mask, huh. A little cliched, don't wewe think
*Whack*
Judge:OUCH!!!
Marcus: Cliched au not, he was wearing a mask. It just proves that it could have been the defendant
Judge: Well, Mr. Justice, wewe may begin wewe cross-examination
Leroy: We saw this g-g-guy walking toward us
Swift: HOLD IT! How could wewe tell it was a guy
Leroy: Well, he looked very muscular, and he didn't at all have any of the traits of a woman. I don't think a woman would kill so violently
Swift: *Thats what wewe think. wewe weren't at my first trial*
Leroy: He was wearing a ski mask and was coming at us q-q-quick
Swift: OBJECTION!!! I'm afraid your wrong, Mr. Jepins
Leroy: W-w-what. H-how?
Swift: wewe say the killer was wearing a ski mask. However, I believe this was what he was wearing
Judge: Is that... a monkey mask
Marcus: ...Okay, wewe ARE begging for cane marks all over your body. I will gladly do so
Swift: No no no. This was found near the local park. And if wewe know, it is about two dakika away from the train station. Which, I'll have wewe know, is exactly how long it was when Mr. Romanse was gone. And this mask here was disposed of in the garbage so no one would find it
Judge: Why, thats true
Marcus: Truly stupid. That just proves that Mr. Romanse is the killer
Swift: We don't know for sure. But one thing is for sure. It is about the witness here, Mr. Jepins
Leroy: W-W-What!
Judge: What is it Mr. Justice, my hands are shaking with anticipation
Swift: It's pretty obvious what Mr. Jepins is and has been doing since he first got to the witness stand... HE'S BEEN LYING TO THE WHOLE COURT!!!
Leroy: AHH!!!
Marcus: What? How?
Swift: Well, first he mentioned that he had no idea about the blackmail, but that is understandable. But the testimony about the mask, its a little fishy. How can wewe mix up a ski mask and a monkey mask. And let me remind you, that it was well lit in the train station on the night of the murder. How could anyone fail to tell the difference in that kind of light
Leroy: I'm not lying. I'm telling the truth. I may have made a mistake, but come on. I was stabbed in the stomach. What zaidi can I do, she was going to kill me. I can't be expected to remember such things
Swift: ...
Marcus: ...
Judge: ...
Lilly: ...
Leroy: What. What's wrong
Swift: wewe just mentioned that the killer was a 'she'
Leroy: !!! *gulp*
Judge: Well... What do wewe have to say for yourself
Leroy: ........... OKAY, YES. I'VE BEEN LYING THE WHOLE TIME!!! But if wewe were threatened, you'd lie, too
Swift: Threatened?
Leroy: Yes. The killer noticed I was still alive, and she alisema that if I tell anyone, she would kill me. But, now its not going to do a whole lot of good.
Judge: I can understand why wewe would. However, lying under oath is a crime in itself. I will still have to punish you
Leroy: wewe mean... like jail
Marcus: For a short time, yes
Leroy: YES! SEND ME THERE! KEEP ME salama FROM THAT PSYCHOTIC KILLER, PLEASE!!!.............
Judge: Well, now we know that the killer is a woman
Marcus: OBJECTION! How can we be so sure
Judge: What do wewe mean
Marcus: Incase wewe forgot, the victim was stabbed kwa the killer before he was threatened. He could have been in some form of shock and might have heard the voice wrong. It still could have been the defendant
Judge: Hmm... That seems logical
Swift: WHAT? *After all I did, is the real killer going to get away*
Judge: Well, even with all of this evidence, I still can't change my opinion on the defendant.
Lilly: Oh no. The judge is going to deliver a guilty verdict. Come on, Swift. wewe got to do something
Swift: I can't. There isn't anyone left who can testify
Lilly: !
Judge: I am ready to hand down my verdict. I find the defendant, Lou Romanse...
Lilly: OBJECTION!!! Wait. There is another witness
Judge: What. There is
Marcus: Oh, young, cheery, stupid, little girl. Please, stay seated. wewe are not a defense attorney, so I suggest wewe keep your trap shut
Lilly: wewe honor. There is another witness
Marcus: I alisema be seated. Your honor, the verdict, please
Lilly: wewe honor, we need to hear all testimony from every witness
Marcus: The verdict, wewe honor. Now
Lilly: Please, your honor. That one witnesses testimony could be just what we need to turn this case around
Judge: ... Well... I suppose we could hear from this witness. But, if she is not as reliable as wewe say she is, defense. I will hand down my verdict with no delay
Lilly: Oh, thank wewe so much, your honor
Judge: Now, just who may this reliable witness be
Lilly: Well, it would be the defendants current lover, Jessica Jess
Judge: Hmm... Yes, I do recall her being at the train station when the murder occurred. Very well. Mr. Mays. Please go and get this witness for us
Marcus: ............ Very well, your honor
Judge: Until then, court will take a twenty dakika recess

Court Lobby
11:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Good lord. I never thought wewe could be this helpful, Lilly
Lilly: Wow, thats the nicest thing I've ever heard wewe say
Swift: Ah he he he... sorry if I'm not as nice. But still, good work. Now maybe, we can get somewhere and prove Lou is innocent
Lou: Oh, good job guys. Especially you, Lilly
Swift: Hey, I'm your defense attorney
Lou: Yeah, well wewe would have Lost if Lilly hadn't spoken up
Swift: *sigh* that is true
Lou: Were going to win this yet, guys. And, the best part, Jessie is going to testify. I know she'll save me
Swift: *I sure hope those fantasies of his are true*

Leroy Jepins. Victim to murder (Survived)

Windwakerguy430's juu Ten Bad Endings in Video Games (MAJOR SPOILERS)

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Now, there are a lot of games out there with a lot of endings. Endings in video games are a way to tie up the story loose ends and to reward the player with a sense of satisfaction. However, there are also THOSE endings. wewe know, those endings that are just bad. Now, when I say bad endings, I don’t mean bad as in “These endings are terrible. How could they be released?” I mean those endings that punish wewe for your poor choices throughout the game and give wewe a bad ending. Now, the rules are as followed. Only games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, this should be...

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Windwakerguy430's juu Ten Worst Video Game Weapons

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Now, video game have a LOT of weapons in them. Some of them are overpowered, some of them are funny, and some are really cool… And then there are THOSE weapons. wewe know, the ones that make wewe want to avoid them as much as possible. Yeah, THOSE weapons. Now, before I start this, some rules. One, these are only weapons from games that I have played, and only one per franchise. Also, these are not based off design. They are based off the weapons damage and how effective it is. Also, no powerups. So, nothing from Super Mario Bros, Kirby, Sonic, au any platformer. Oh, and the Klobb from Goldeneye...

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Windwakerguy430's juu Ten Rare Items in Animal Crossing: New Leaf

posted by Windwakerguy430

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Fire Bar

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Savage Labyrinth

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Now, after I made my juu Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot zaidi lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many zaidi lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

Kazooie

#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the zaidi nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character wewe meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th ukuta zaidi times...

juu 5 Things Mario Does Better Than Sonic And juu 5 Things Sonic Does Better Than Mario

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What's Your Take - makala 103 - NOT Skitty on Wailord CRAPtion

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................................ Okay................... What the hell is this............ I think that something like this, finally got to me............. Why............ Because, unlike most things I reviewed is actually 100% true.
Now, this thing, is known as Hot Skitty on Wailord Action..... What's so hot about it. Now, Skitty is a very small Pokemon, where as Wailord is a very large Pokemon. Now, the reason this is true, is because that there is a Pokemon siku Care Center. Here, wewe can leave two Pokemon. When wewe leave them, and if one is male and the other is female, they can have an egg....

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Hello everyone, and I was thinking. I did a juu Ten Hated MLP characters, and a juu Ten Hated Video Game Characters list, so now, I am thinking of doing a juu Ten Hated Cartoon Characters list. Now, if wewe like a character that is on this list, remember, this is my list, so my opinion. With that, lets start

10: Eddy's Brother from Ed Edd n Eddy - Now, this onyesha knew how to end the series very well. Sadly, this character is just a jerk. Eddy's Brother was also depicted as being a legend who everyone feared and worshipped. However, what he really is is a total jerk who finds joy in torturing his...

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(Nick majibu door)
Nick: Oh my God, how many times are wewe going to knock on this door. Do wewe want me to shoot wewe in the face
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Nick: Wait what
(Joe pulls out a spiked mace and slams it on the ground)
Nick: Oh shit (Slams door)
Cody: Huh. Who was that
Nick: Cody, where's Alice and Cory
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Cody: Wait, wh-
(Joe breaks door down)
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Isaac

Nick: Okay, Alice, just aim and-
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Nick: Holy shit, that was awesome, Alice
Alice: Thanks
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Cody: (Playing XBox with Cory)
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Cory: Great, huh
Cody: Shut it
Nick: Hey, were back
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mwepesi, teleka Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 1)

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mwepesi, teleka Justice: Ace Attorney

Case 2-3

The Masked Turnabout

???- Ha. There here. just as planned
Howard- Hey, Leroy. What's that over there
Leroy- Some mitaani, mtaa performer, I guess
Howard- What's he running from
Leroy- ...I think he's running after something
Howard- Your right. He looks like he's running at...
*Slice* *Slice* *Slice*
???- The plan may be a little different. But, it will still work

Swift Justice Law Office
June 14th 12:00 p.m.

Lilly: Swift. How are wewe doing today?
Swift: As always, Lilly, I'm fine
Lilly: Sorry. I'm just wondering when were going to get to the inayofuata step of my training
Swift: Just...

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*McKenzie ran through the woods in a panic, shoving branches and leaves out of his way through the darkness, barely able to see through the light of the moon. His car was parked just outside of the town, same as it was for the past week he was here. All he could hear was the shouting of… something behind him, chasing him, getting closer and closer. Carrying the bunduki in his right hand, a bunduki with only one bullet in it. Whatever it was that...

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