mwepesi, teleka Justice: Ace Attorney Case 2-3 - The Masked Turnabout (Part 4)

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Court Lobby
10:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't wewe noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already alisema she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if wewe think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll songesha on to Jessica *I hope we can*

Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th

Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready, your honor
Marcus: The prosecution is ready and waiting
Judge: Very well, then. Mr. Mays, I do believe wewe were able to get the victim of the case here
Marcus: Yes. I suggest wewe all try to speak to him calmly. He is a little jumpy after the incident... That means you, defense. I suggest wewe watch yourself
Swift: What did I do to get on his bad side
Lilly: Maybe he doesn't like your hair
Swift: *If I had a nickel for every time Lilly alisema that*
Marcus: Witness, please state your name and occupation
Leroy: M-my name i-i-is Leroy J-J-J-Jepins. I-I-I work as a b-b-banker for the McBrew Family B-Bank
Marcus: Well, witness. Could wewe tell us what wewe saw on the night of the murder
Leroy: S-S-Sure. Me and McBrew were w-wating for a train to come by. That's wen this m-m-m-m-m-man came kwa and attacked us. I didn't even have a chance to e-e-escape. I tried to get to the phone, b-b-but I was to hurt to only crawl a f-few inches
Judge: Well, that sounds like a traumatizing experience. I can remember a time like that when-
*Whack*
Judge: OUCH!
Marcus: Forgot about my cane for a moment, didn't you
Judge: Kinda hard when there a red marks all over my body
*Whack*
Judge: OW HOW HOW!!!
Marcus: Enough dilly-dally. songesha on with the cross-examination, defense
Judge: That's my line, Mr. Mays. Begin wewe cross-examination, Mr. Justice
Swift: *This is gonna be a looong day*
Lilly: Something seems strange
Swift: Huh
Lilly: His testimony looks like its riddled with holes
Swift: *You can say that again. Even Lou could notice that*
Leroy: Me and McBrew were w-waiting for a train to come by
Swift: OBJECTION!
Judge: An objection already?
Swift: wewe honor, lets hear that again
Leroy. I just alisema w-w-we were waiting for a train
Swift: And that's the problem. wewe say wewe were waiting for a train, but what wewe and Mr. McBrew were really there for was... This
Judge: That looks like the letter presented yesterday
Swift: Exactly. If wewe read it, you'll notice that Mr. McBrew went there not to take train, but to answer to this blackmail letter
Leroy: What
Judge: Why yes, your right. I'm sure that the witness would have known about-
*Whack*
Judge: OWEY!!!
Marcus: Everyone, stop talking and listen. The witness had no idea Mr. McBrew was being blackmailed. McBrew brought him to see if the blackmailer wasn't kidding. Turns out he wasn't
Leroy: Thats right
Swift: *OH COME ON!!!*
Judge: Well, witness, I'm surprised. I thought you'd be lying throughout the entire trial. I had many events where-
*Whack*
Judge:OW!
Marcus: Enough with your senseless jibber-jabber. Now, I want the witness to testify about one certain thing. What was the killer exactly
Leroy: wewe g-g-g-got it. Well, we saw this g-g-guy walking toward us. He was wearing a ski mask and was coming at us q-q-quick. Before I knew it, I-I was on the ground, injured, and McBrew was d-d-d-d-dead
Judge: So, the killer was wearing a ski mask, huh. A little cliched, don't wewe think
*Whack*
Judge:OUCH!!!
Marcus: Cliched au not, he was wearing a mask. It just proves that it could have been the defendant
Judge: Well, Mr. Justice, wewe may begin wewe cross-examination
Leroy: We saw this g-g-guy walking toward us
Swift: HOLD IT! How could wewe tell it was a guy
Leroy: Well, he looked very muscular, and he didn't at all have any of the traits of a woman. I don't think a woman would kill so violently
Swift: *Thats what wewe think. wewe weren't at my first trial*
Leroy: He was wearing a ski mask and was coming at us q-q-quick
Swift: OBJECTION!!! I'm afraid your wrong, Mr. Jepins
Leroy: W-w-what. H-how?
Swift: wewe say the killer was wearing a ski mask. However, I believe this was what he was wearing
Judge: Is that... a monkey mask
Marcus: ...Okay, wewe ARE begging for cane marks all over your body. I will gladly do so
Swift: No no no. This was found near the local park. And if wewe know, it is about two dakika away from the train station. Which, I'll have wewe know, is exactly how long it was when Mr. Romanse was gone. And this mask here was disposed of in the garbage so no one would find it
Judge: Why, thats true
Marcus: Truly stupid. That just proves that Mr. Romanse is the killer
Swift: We don't know for sure. But one thing is for sure. It is about the witness here, Mr. Jepins
Leroy: W-W-What!
Judge: What is it Mr. Justice, my hands are shaking with anticipation
Swift: It's pretty obvious what Mr. Jepins is and has been doing since he first got to the witness stand... HE'S BEEN LYING TO THE WHOLE COURT!!!
Leroy: AHH!!!
Marcus: What? How?
Swift: Well, first he mentioned that he had no idea about the blackmail, but that is understandable. But the testimony about the mask, its a little fishy. How can wewe mix up a ski mask and a monkey mask. And let me remind you, that it was well lit in the train station on the night of the murder. How could anyone fail to tell the difference in that kind of light
Leroy: I'm not lying. I'm telling the truth. I may have made a mistake, but come on. I was stabbed in the stomach. What zaidi can I do, she was going to kill me. I can't be expected to remember such things
Swift: ...
Marcus: ...
Judge: ...
Lilly: ...
Leroy: What. What's wrong
Swift: wewe just mentioned that the killer was a 'she'
Leroy: !!! *gulp*
Judge: Well... What do wewe have to say for yourself
Leroy: ........... OKAY, YES. I'VE BEEN LYING THE WHOLE TIME!!! But if wewe were threatened, you'd lie, too
Swift: Threatened?
Leroy: Yes. The killer noticed I was still alive, and she alisema that if I tell anyone, she would kill me. But, now its not going to do a whole lot of good.
Judge: I can understand why wewe would. However, lying under oath is a crime in itself. I will still have to punish you
Leroy: wewe mean... like jail
Marcus: For a short time, yes
Leroy: YES! SEND ME THERE! KEEP ME salama FROM THAT PSYCHOTIC KILLER, PLEASE!!!.............
Judge: Well, now we know that the killer is a woman
Marcus: OBJECTION! How can we be so sure
Judge: What do wewe mean
Marcus: Incase wewe forgot, the victim was stabbed kwa the killer before he was threatened. He could have been in some form of shock and might have heard the voice wrong. It still could have been the defendant
Judge: Hmm... That seems logical
Swift: WHAT? *After all I did, is the real killer going to get away*
Judge: Well, even with all of this evidence, I still can't change my opinion on the defendant.
Lilly: Oh no. The judge is going to deliver a guilty verdict. Come on, Swift. wewe got to do something
Swift: I can't. There isn't anyone left who can testify
Lilly: !
Judge: I am ready to hand down my verdict. I find the defendant, Lou Romanse...
Lilly: OBJECTION!!! Wait. There is another witness
Judge: What. There is
Marcus: Oh, young, cheery, stupid, little girl. Please, stay seated. wewe are not a defense attorney, so I suggest wewe keep your trap shut
Lilly: wewe honor. There is another witness
Marcus: I alisema be seated. Your honor, the verdict, please
Lilly: wewe honor, we need to hear all testimony from every witness
Marcus: The verdict, wewe honor. Now
Lilly: Please, your honor. That one witnesses testimony could be just what we need to turn this case around
Judge: ... Well... I suppose we could hear from this witness. But, if she is not as reliable as wewe say she is, defense. I will hand down my verdict with no delay
Lilly: Oh, thank wewe so much, your honor
Judge: Now, just who may this reliable witness be
Lilly: Well, it would be the defendants current lover, Jessica Jess
Judge: Hmm... Yes, I do recall her being at the train station when the murder occurred. Very well. Mr. Mays. Please go and get this witness for us
Marcus: ............ Very well, your honor
Judge: Until then, court will take a twenty dakika recess

Court Lobby
11:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Good lord. I never thought wewe could be this helpful, Lilly
Lilly: Wow, thats the nicest thing I've ever heard wewe say
Swift: Ah he he he... sorry if I'm not as nice. But still, good work. Now maybe, we can get somewhere and prove Lou is innocent
Lou: Oh, good job guys. Especially you, Lilly
Swift: Hey, I'm your defense attorney
Lou: Yeah, well wewe would have Lost if Lilly hadn't spoken up
Swift: *sigh* that is true
Lou: Were going to win this yet, guys. And, the best part, Jessie is going to testify. I know she'll save me
Swift: *I sure hope those fantasies of his are true*

Leroy Jepins. Victim to murder (Survived)

Corner of Horror - Episode 87 - Resident Evil 4

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, so after a whole week when I alisema “The Resident Evil 4 review will be out tomorrow”, I am finally going to do the actual review. Yeah, I know, I should have done it sooner, but wewe know, school and finals and junk. Anyway, how about that review. We all know that Resident Evil is one of the best horror franchises out there. It managed to make survival horror what it is today. Sure, we may have just gotten out of the dark ages of Resident Evil, what with Resident Evil 6 being a Michael bay movie and Umbrella Corps being the worst thing ever, but I think Resident Evil VII is a step in...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 15 - Spooky's House of Jumpscares Monster Ranking

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When I first heard of the game, Spooky’s House of Jumpscares, I thought it was going to be a rather dull horror game filled with, what else, jumpscares. But after playing it, this game was so much zaidi than what I thought it would be. It managed to be a very scary and disturbing game that made wewe wonder what was going to come next, what horrifying creature was around the corner, and why those damn cardboard cutouts are everywhere. But what I liked best about Spooky’s House of Jumpscares had to be the creatures wewe ran into in this game. The creatures are some of the most disturbing and...

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Pony: *Walking in front of a green background, but gets crushed kwa falling letters that say...*

SEANTHEHEDGEHOG PRESENTS

Pony: *Gets stuck under the P, but gets himself free. The background then changes to red. He continues to walk when he sees numbers falling toward him. He runs, but gets crushed by...*

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Pony: *Gets out from under the 6, but as he does, it leans to the right, and the 0 rolls away. As the background changes to orange, he whistles when he sees zaidi falling letters*

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Pony: *Surprised that he's not stuck under any of the letters. He rearranges...

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Windwakerguy430's juu 100 Animated Shows Part 3

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#80: Corpse Party: Tortured Souls

Now, there was a game known as Corpse Party that was made back in 1998- kwa god, it’s that old. Anyway, there was then an anime based off of the game… Fifteen years after the game was made. But, other than that, the anime was good. For an anime that only has four episodes, it was actually kinda good. The series was about a group of kids who accidently make a mistake with a paper doll, and are then sent to a cursed elementary school. Here, they have to try and figure out what is going on, while a psychotic ghost girl picks them off one kwa one. Now, if...

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What's Your Take - makala 184 - Ten Greatest Internet Animations

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So, after seeing Mr. Enters the two Admirable Animations on internet animations, I thought that I should make a juu ten orodha of my inayopendelewa ones. Note, this is INSPIRED kwa Mr. Enters videos. This is not a direct rip-off. I can see why people would think that. So, with that said, lets get started

#10: Tarboy kwa James Lee - This is a simple animated video. But, I admit, the uhuishaji is pretty good. It is about a world of robots, which is about a grandfather telling his grandson about the story of a hero named Tarboy, a hero made out of the tar from dozens of robots murdered kwa a greedy corporation...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 105 - Silent kilima 4: The Room

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Well, after a full Easter Sunday away from my computer, it’s nice to come back to my nyumbani and just sit and play video games, because lord knows I got nothing better to do with my time. So, while I was out with a friend, looking for old games, my eyes spotted a copy of Silent kilima 4: The Room, a game that I had rarely heard about. I had to get my hands on it, and so, I did. But before I played it, I looked into it, and discovered that, this game is, in fact, not seen in the best of light, with people saying that this was the game that started the downfall of the Silent kilima franchise. Now,...

Nik's Pokemon Y Nuzlocke Challenge: siku 1

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Windwakerguy430's juu Ten Worst Video Game Ports

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When a game comes to a console, it usually happens to either be made for that one console au made for a couple other ones, especially in the hivi karibuni years. wewe don’t see much console exclusive games anymore. A few roll around, like Xbox’s Halo, Playstations Crash and a plethora of Nintendo exclusives, but there are times when games get ported to other consoles. Sometimes it’s great, and other times it’s…. Not great. Heck, it can be considered that some of the worst games, au at least, some of the worst of a year, are just ports. Remember the original PS3 Skyrim? Boy, what a mess that...

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Hidden Gems: uyoga Men: The Spore Wars

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When wewe are a young man, no job, and college is hitting wewe real hard with assignments, I say that there is no better place to find games that no one else will play than your local libraries. I don’t know if all libraries do this, but the one in my area allows people to rent not just books, but sinema and video games. I found some pretty good games there, as well as some… Less good ones. But regardless, these games are in fact underrated, so it is my job to review them. And what better game to review than an underrated Wii game, uyoga Men: The Spore Wars.

~Story~

Mushroom Men: The...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 86 - Scariest Modern Horror Film

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When it comes to horror movies, wewe all know that the one thing that makes a movie for me is jumpscares. There’s nothing I upendo zaidi than jumpscares. There is also nothing I upendo zaidi than seeing characters go out into the killer’s path even though they could have lived if they stayed put. I upendo it. But I also upendo monsters just as much. And there are lots of great Hollywood monsters like the Leprechaun, the gorilla with the kofia, chapeo from Robot Monster, the Gingerdead Man, the Goblins from Troll 2, and who can forget the classic Shitweasles from Dreamcatcher? But, I think I know one horror...

Corner of Horror - Episode 71 - Sixth siku of Christmassacre: krisimasi Cruelty

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Welcome to the sixth siku of Christmassacre. Today, we aren’t going to be watching an English horror movie. This inayofuata one we’ll be looking at caught my eye for two different reasons. The first reason is that this is a Norwegian film. I’ve never seen many Norwegian films, with the other one being Troll Hunter. That was a good found footage movie. I know found footage sinema get a lot of hate, but I really liked that one. The sekunde reason for this movie was because it was claimed to be the goriest krisimasi horror movie out there. Well, we’ll see about that. Ladies and gentleman, I introduce...

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There are a lot of horror games out there that have done wonders in scaring millions of people. Silent Hill, Resident Evil, Dead Space, Eternal Darkness, Fatal Frame, Five Nights at- (No). But, what about those games that look scary… but actually aren’t horror games. wewe know, those games that make wewe think “Oh, this will just be a normal adventure game” au “This looks like a kids game”, and when wewe play it, wewe feel the need to cry underneath the covers…. Yeah. Those games. I really seem to like games that aren’t technically horror games, but still manage to scare you. They...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 7 - Parasyte: The Maxim

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2014 was a great mwaka for anime.So much wonderful shows like Ping Pong: The Animation, Kill la Kill, and my personal favorite, Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders. But there wasn’t really much horror anime. Which is why I am so thankful to say that one of the best anime and most beloved kwa the anime community was a horror anime. That anime being the series known as Parasyte: The Maxim.

Parasyte: The Maxim is an anime based on the manga kwa Hitoshi Iwaaki… all the way back in 1988… You’re telling me that wewe waited until 2014 to make an anime of this series?! Oh well....

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Why Wind Should NOT Visit Multiple Different Games

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(Due to the lack of jokes I could find, au new jokes that I forgot to add in my games, here is a few short orodha of what would happen if wewe let an emotionless 16-year-old sociopath with antisocial personality disorder ruining your childhood kwa killing beloved video game characters au assaulting them at the least)

Robotnik: Ha, ha, ha. Prepare to die, Sonic
Sonic: We’ll see about that, Robo- (Sonic gets shot in the head)
Wind: (Walks over) Oh thank god
Robotnik: Uh… wow, it was that easy
Wind: What do wewe mean?
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Niko/Johnny series - Extended ending

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Johnny: What's this about Ray?

Ray: Nothing., Were Marafiki aren't we.

Johnny: Really.. I thought wewe hated my guts after that musiem stunt.

Ray: Noo, no Johnny, I don't hate your fuckin guts.

Bodyguard: Than what the hell are we doing!? I thought we were gonna ki-

Ray: SOOO!? JOHNNY!? DO wewe LIKE LOUD SENTENCES!?

Johnny: Sometimes I guess.

Ray: Great.. Say, can wewe do me a favour? Do wewe see that painting behind you?

Johnny? (looks behind him) What about i- (Ray suddenly knocks him unconscious).

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Ray: (slaps Johnny).

Johnny: (wakes up...

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Windwakerguy430's juu Ten Annoying Movie Characters

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Now, we all know movies, and we all upendo them. And the characters in them are pretty amazing too. Sadly, there are those characters who are just…. awful. Those are the characters that are made to just ruin the entire experience. So, today, I am going to talk about the ten worst movie characters that made watching them a little less enjoyable. Now, the rules. Only from sinema I have seen and only one movie per franchise. Now, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Rachel Ferrier from War of the World’s - Sadly, this won’t be the last minor character on the list. Now, with a little...