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Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong Steph?
Stephanie: I feel like Marisa is going to get herself into trouble.
Eula: Oh relax. She'll be fine.
Marisa: *Looking at a man wearing a red baseball cap, herufi kubwa backwards* I bet wewe have a nice cock!
cap, herufi kubwa Man: *Giving Marisa a weird look*
Addie: Marisa, wewe know better than that.
Marisa: What?
Addie: wewe gotta get his Marafiki to jiunge you, and get them all to pull out their dicks. Then wewe fit as many of them as wewe can into your body.
Kat: She's right.

They walk inside.

Marisa: I have sex with zaidi men than all of wewe put together. Why are wewe telling me how to do it?
Addie: I've been doing it longer, and I know how to give men the best time of their lives.

Masuke was nearby with her friends, Molly, Veronica, Theresa, Nicole, and Alinah.

Masuke: Oh is that a fact?

Cassandra & Her Marafiki turned around to face Masuke, and her group.

Masuke: We do a much better job at getting men laid.
Stephanie: Oh no.
Cassandra: And just how do wewe know that?!
Veronica: Because it's true.
Theresa: Who would want wewe to ride their cocks?
Marisa: Hey! I'm the sexiest girl ever! Every man wants me to ride their cocks!
Addie: Why don't we have a contest? We'll see who is better at sex.
Alinah: You're on.
Stephanie: *Gulps, closing her eyes as she blushes*

Later, the girls were talking to each other outside of a video store.

Molly: These cameras have 24 saa batteries. wewe are required to film yourselves having sex with other men. Once the 24 hours are up, you'll hear a beep from the camera.
Cassandra: I don't think we all need to be reminded on what wewe have to do to win.

Everyone except Stephanie laughed.

Stephanie: Addie, I really don't think I should be here. With me, the others are outnumbered. It would be best if I leave, and just do my own thing else where.
Addie: Are wewe kidding?
Stacey: We need wewe Stephanie. If wewe leave, it'll be 6 versus 6, but with you, we'll have the upper hand.
Stephanie: *Nervous* I guess wewe will.

As the girls were walking home, they found several men that wanted to have sex.

Cassandra: *Having sex with two men at once* I don't even wear underwear, making it easier for me to fuck wewe at once.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while shoving two zaidi up her pussy, and ass*
Man 63: This girl is a slut.
Man 45: She really loves getting it on.
Man 88: *Having sex with Eula up the ass*
Eula: *Farts*
Man 88: That made my dick vibrate. It got harder!
Stacey: *Sucking a man's dick while having another one shoved up her ass*
Kat: *Having sex with a man* Oh my freaking god! This is spectacular!
Marisa: *Sucking a man's dick while rubbing two of them with her breasts, and having one up her butt, and vagina*

Meanwhile, Masuke's Marafiki were doing things similar to what Cassandra, and her Marafiki were up to.

Fat Pat & Shirtless Shane: *Having sex with Veronica and Theresa*
Shirtless Shane: Here's our cameos that we mentioned earlier.

When the 24 hours were up, the two groups of Marafiki sat down together at a Chinese restaurant to watch each other's footage. Stephanie was blushing nervously as the other girls exchanged videos.

Masuke: Ha! I beat Cassandra! She only got 21, while I got 24.
Nicole: I got 25.
Addie: 26.
Nicole: What?!
Eula: Oh dear. It looks like I got the least amount with 14.
Veronica: Ha! Oh. I got 27 kwa the way.
Stacey: 26.
Molly: 17. My cat video don't count.

Everyone gave her an odd look.

Marisa: 50!
Kat: 52.
Marisa: *Pouts at Kat*
Kat: What?
Theresa: I only got 37.
Alinah: And I got 65.
Girls: What?!
Kat: How did wewe beat us?!
Alinah: Well, wewe see.... *Farts*
Men: *Get a hard on, and drag Alinah into the bathroom*

The bathroom shook, and everyone could hear the threesome Alinah was having with the two men.

Masuke: Too bad the contest is already over, otherwise her score would be at 67.
Cassandra: Let's add up our total points, and see which team is the winner.

Cassandra's team got a score of 189. Masuke's team got a score of 195.

Masuke: Haha! We won! Even your sluttiest Marafiki Marisa, and Kat couldn't beat my girl.
Alinah: *Farts*
Eula: I seriously need to step up my game.

Ending theme

Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have wewe in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 22, 2017

Song (Start at 0:20): link

Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let wewe know what'll happen in the inayofuata episode.
Fat Pat: inayofuata up in taco Bell. Alinah goes to a new fast chakula restaurant with Eula.
Shirtless Shane: And wewe don't want to know what happens next! Get your gas masks!! *Puts on a gas mask*
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
We all have those animated sinema that we can't help but upendo SO much. Whether it's for the music, animation, comedy, au even personal reasons in general, wewe can't help but push the replay button 50,000 times and never get tired of it.

And that's what this orodha is about! Every siku (Or two) I'll be posting another part to this list, so keep that in mind while wewe read this!

Sit down, relax, and get out your soda! Because WE ARE COUNTING DOWN..........

My juu 10 inayopendelewa Animated Films!

#10. The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks, 2000)

This is a perfect example of a movie that just doesn't get as much...
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Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, au self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy pasta, tambi characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman kusoma horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the mwandishi of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...
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School Days.......... There is no intro. Lets just get this over with
(Warning. This makala contains spoilers)
Now, I want to start off kwa saying that School Days is the worst anime I have ever seen. Let me repeat that. THE WORST anime I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! Its like someone got a hold of some awful fanfiction and turned it into an anime. So, lets start. This whole anime is based off our main character, Dickhead Fuckface..... Oh, sorry, I mean Makoto.... AKA Dickhead Fuckface. Incase your wondering why I'm saying this, well its simple. I fucking hate Makoto. He is like David from The Pokemon...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the juu game on the XBox. Nintendo consoles have Mario and Playstation has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb punda soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where wewe have to die for story reasons so wewe can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...
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When I was a little kid, I played this one video game called Vigilante 8: sekunde Offensives. In that game, there was a level where wewe can find a meteor and a giant ant would come out and attack. Since then, I’ve always been fascinated kwa the idea of giant bugs in fiction. Only a few years zamani did I find out about this movie, 1954’s Them!. This was the first giant bug movie, which depending on your taste, is an accomplishment au a failure on the sinema part. So, for the third siku of Cultober, let us take a look at Them and see what makes it such a classic film for the time of the 50s.

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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

Pinkie's Ghost

It was a dark night, and there was lots of fog. Then, the ghost gppony, pony was seen running through the streets of Ponyville. He was killed in an accident on Halloween, and every mwaka on the siku of the accident, the ghost gppony, pony runs around ponyville, shreiking like a Lost soul!

Rainbow Dash: Pinkie, what are wewe talking about?
Pinkie Pie: The ghost pony. Snips, and Snails saw it last night.
Rainbow Dash: Where?
Pinkie Pie: They didn't tell me. Oh, it makes my legs wobble to think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Ha! You're just a gullible pony....
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Saten Twist: Season 2 is over. I shall be the host.
S.B: No you're not. *Pushes Saten Twist off a cliff* Someone good is gonna be the host, and that someone is me. I'm from Trainz, and welcome to Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. Now in case you're wondering, S does stand for Sean, and I am the one who wrote these stories. Everything we're inaonyesha this night is from The Adventures of Thomas & Friends.

Episode 18

The Stolen Coaches

The narrow gauge engines on Mr. Percival's Railway, enjoy Market Day. They get lots of passengers, and lots of visitors.

Today was Market Day, and...
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*Hannah remained back, as she looked at Diana, allowing her to do the deed. She didn’t know what this creature was, but she allowed her to do what she had to do. Diana picked up the bat and swung down hard on the monsters head. The creature gave a loud shriek at being struck, only to stop once it was hit again. Diana continued to hit the creature, it’s black, thick blood spraying onto her and onto the floor with each time it was struck. Diana only hit the creature harder and harder each time. She started to scream, cursing at the creature, hitting it harder and harder, before Hannah finally...
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Well, I just can’t believe it. Over a hundred full makala of Corner of Horror. I never thought that this siku would come, but here it is. And boy am I glad that this siku has finally come, and on a Halloween no less. It’s almost like it was meant to be. For over a mwaka now, I have been talking about the many different kinds of horror and in different media from films to games to literature, and I still plan on doing zaidi reviews in the future. But, today, I have had something very special planned, since the beginning. Something I have been waiting to talk about since the siku I started Corner...
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Teacher: Okay, students. Listen up. Today, a speaker from Canada, kwa the name of Marcus King will be coming to tell us about the politics in America
Wind: Oh, that should go over well
Teacher: So, when he comes in, I want wewe all to treat this man with nothing but the utmost respect. Seriously, if he hates on this school, our reputation will be tarnished, the school will go out of business, and I will lose the only job that supports my drinking habits.
Cody: (Raises hand)
Teacher: Yes, Cody?
Cody: Canadians are from another planet, right?
Teacher: Oh, I am so fucked.

Marcus: Hello, students. I’m...
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Wind: (Walking with James and Cody) I’m telling wewe guys right now, those Transmorphers sinema are terrible
James: I don’t know, the box office says otherwise
Wind: That’s because it has some pretty effects. That’s literally all that movie has. It’s just shit uigizaji and even shittier writing.
Cody: I have no idea what that is. I just like the pretty effects
Wind: Of course wewe would, Cody (As they walk, they see a large group of people around a poster)
James: What’s this (They all songesha to the front of the crowd)
Wind: (Reads poster) The amazing singer, Katherine Lisun as she performs...
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Hey… Remember these…. I bitch, kahaba and complain about stuff like an asshole for you’re people's entertainment because… I guess you’re inayopendelewa Youtuber wasn’t on right now and I was the best wewe could get. So, with that all alisema and done, let us start talking about zaidi stuff that I hate because I really don’t enjoy anything

Horror Movies

Now, don’t get me wrong. There are hundreds of amazing horror films. I’m talking about the ones that suck so goddamn bad, that it’s basically caused me to not give a shit anymore. The trailers alone suck, as they always consist of bila mpangilio moments...
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Right now, I am in my junior mwaka of high school, au as I like to call it, my “No-More-Fucking-Around Year”. The classes are a lot zaidi harder, and they have a lot zaidi work. I am actually surprised I still manage to have plenty of free time once I get home. One of the hardest classes I have taken this mwaka is Psychology. All wewe do is take notes, but since no one is waiting for you, it’s not that easy to take notes. wewe need to have the wrist speed of The Flash if wewe want to get everything that is necessary for a test. However, the teacher in the class is one of the funniest I have...
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Now, before I got a chance to play on the Gamecube, I had always played a bunch of Plug n Play games. They were honestly some of the worst experiences a gamer could ever face. No gamer wants to be stuck with a couple of wired Atari controllers with a paint job having to that are plugged into the TV. However, when I was at the age of seven, my grandma came in giving me and my brothers our very first game console. The Nintendo Gamecube, which would soon become my inayopendelewa console ever. And not only did we get a Gamecube, but we got a whole bunch of games. Animal Crossing, Crash Bandicoot: Wrath...
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Luis Lopez:
Despite being a possible sex addict.
Luis is a very calm person, rarely inaonyesha his emotions. And is the voice of reason for every other character of BOGT game.
Luis also dosen't fully enjoy his criminal lifestyle.
On some occasions Luis expresses the choice of getting REAL jobs..

Johnny Klobitz:
Johnny is a realist.
He knows he is a bad person, and won't deny that he kills and steals on a daily routine.
But he also has zaidi limits then Billy Grey, the traitor of the game.
Billy, within 15 dakika of his release from prison brings back the war against the angels of death, when Johnny tried so hard to make them finally have a trouce.

Niko Bellic:
An angry war veteran.
Who besides his soft side.
Is someone wewe shouldn't even LOOK at the wrong way.
He kills without remorse.
His anger is a loose cannon, that won't take much to be lite.
And he knows how to use a weapon, and can kick punda with it..
There are a lot of achievements that can be earned on Xbox. Now, these can range from being easy, hard, fun, or… stupid. So stupid, it’s funny. So, I want to talk about the ten Xbox achievements that are so stupid, their funny. Now, first things first. Only one game per franchise. However, I am dropping my play before put rule for this orodha only. Why? I have no clue, but it’s there. Now, with that said, lets start the list.



#10 - Dastardly from Red Dead Redemption - Ever seen those old western sinema where the bad guy has this girl tied up on the train tracks and then watches as...
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Hello, I am Master Sword.
Tom: And I'm Tom Foolery. *Looking at Master Sword* I was just wondering. Why are wewe called Master Sword?
Master Sword: Because I'm good with a sword.
Tom: At least you're not good with fishing.
Master Sword: Why is that?
Tom: Because, then wewe would be called Master Bait.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I don't get it....
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