Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God
Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.
Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong Steph?
Stephanie: I feel like Marisa is going to get herself into trouble.
Eula: Oh relax. She'll be fine.
Marisa: *Looking at a man wearing a red baseball cap, herufi kubwa backwards* I bet wewe have a nice cock!
cap, herufi kubwa Man: *Giving Marisa a weird look*
Addie: Marisa, wewe know better than that.
Marisa: What?
Addie: wewe gotta get his Marafiki to jiunge you, and get them all to pull out their dicks. Then wewe fit as many of them as wewe can into your body.
Kat: She's right.
They walk inside.
Marisa: I have sex with zaidi men than all of wewe put together. Why are wewe telling me how to do it?
Addie: I've been doing it longer, and I know how to give men the best time of their lives.
Masuke was nearby with her friends, Molly, Veronica, Theresa, Nicole, and Alinah.
Masuke: Oh is that a fact?
Cassandra & Her Marafiki turned around to face Masuke, and her group.
Masuke: We do a much better job at getting men laid.
Stephanie: Oh no.
Cassandra: And just how do wewe know that?!
Veronica: Because it's true.
Theresa: Who would want wewe to ride their cocks?
Marisa: Hey! I'm the sexiest girl ever! Every man wants me to ride their cocks!
Addie: Why don't we have a contest? We'll see who is better at sex.
Alinah: You're on.
Stephanie: *Gulps, closing her eyes as she blushes*
Later, the girls were talking to each other outside of a video store.
Molly: These cameras have 24 saa batteries. wewe are required to film yourselves having sex with other men. Once the 24 hours are up, you'll hear a beep from the camera.
Cassandra: I don't think we all need to be reminded on what wewe have to do to win.
Everyone except Stephanie laughed.
Stephanie: Addie, I really don't think I should be here. With me, the others are outnumbered. It would be best if I leave, and just do my own thing else where.
Addie: Are wewe kidding?
Stacey: We need wewe Stephanie. If wewe leave, it'll be 6 versus 6, but with you, we'll have the upper hand.
Stephanie: *Nervous* I guess wewe will.
As the girls were walking home, they found several men that wanted to have sex.
Cassandra: *Having sex with two men at once* I don't even wear underwear, making it easier for me to fuck wewe at once.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while shoving two zaidi up her pussy, and ass*
Man 63: This girl is a slut.
Man 45: She really loves getting it on.
Man 88: *Having sex with Eula up the ass*
Eula: *Farts*
Man 88: That made my dick vibrate. It got harder!
Stacey: *Sucking a man's dick while having another one shoved up her ass*
Kat: *Having sex with a man* Oh my freaking god! This is spectacular!
Marisa: *Sucking a man's dick while rubbing two of them with her breasts, and having one up her butt, and vagina*
Meanwhile, Masuke's Marafiki were doing things similar to what Cassandra, and her Marafiki were up to.
Fat Pat & Shirtless Shane: *Having sex with Veronica and Theresa*
Shirtless Shane: Here's our cameos that we mentioned earlier.
When the 24 hours were up, the two groups of Marafiki sat down together at a Chinese restaurant to watch each other's footage. Stephanie was blushing nervously as the other girls exchanged videos.
Masuke: Ha! I beat Cassandra! She only got 21, while I got 24.
Nicole: I got 25.
Addie: 26.
Nicole: What?!
Eula: Oh dear. It looks like I got the least amount with 14.
Veronica: Ha! Oh. I got 27 kwa the way.
Stacey: 26.
Molly: 17. My cat video don't count.
Everyone gave her an odd look.
Marisa: 50!
Kat: 52.
Marisa: *Pouts at Kat*
Kat: What?
Theresa: I only got 37.
Alinah: And I got 65.
Girls: What?!
Kat: How did wewe beat us?!
Alinah: Well, wewe see.... *Farts*
Men: *Get a hard on, and drag Alinah into the bathroom*
The bathroom shook, and everyone could hear the threesome Alinah was having with the two men.
Masuke: Too bad the contest is already over, otherwise her score would be at 67.
Cassandra: Let's add up our total points, and see which team is the winner.
Cassandra's team got a score of 189. Masuke's team got a score of 195.
Masuke: Haha! We won! Even your sluttiest Marafiki Marisa, and Kat couldn't beat my girl.
Alinah: *Farts*
Eula: I seriously need to step up my game.
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have wewe in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 22, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let wewe know what'll happen in the inayofuata episode.
Fat Pat: inayofuata up in taco Bell. Alinah goes to a new fast chakula restaurant with Eula.
Shirtless Shane: And wewe don't want to know what happens next! Get your gas masks!! *Puts on a gas mask*
Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God
Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.
Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong Steph?
Stephanie: I feel like Marisa is going to get herself into trouble.
Eula: Oh relax. She'll be fine.
Marisa: *Looking at a man wearing a red baseball cap, herufi kubwa backwards* I bet wewe have a nice cock!
cap, herufi kubwa Man: *Giving Marisa a weird look*
Addie: Marisa, wewe know better than that.
Marisa: What?
Addie: wewe gotta get his Marafiki to jiunge you, and get them all to pull out their dicks. Then wewe fit as many of them as wewe can into your body.
Kat: She's right.
They walk inside.
Marisa: I have sex with zaidi men than all of wewe put together. Why are wewe telling me how to do it?
Addie: I've been doing it longer, and I know how to give men the best time of their lives.
Masuke was nearby with her friends, Molly, Veronica, Theresa, Nicole, and Alinah.
Masuke: Oh is that a fact?
Cassandra & Her Marafiki turned around to face Masuke, and her group.
Masuke: We do a much better job at getting men laid.
Stephanie: Oh no.
Cassandra: And just how do wewe know that?!
Veronica: Because it's true.
Theresa: Who would want wewe to ride their cocks?
Marisa: Hey! I'm the sexiest girl ever! Every man wants me to ride their cocks!
Addie: Why don't we have a contest? We'll see who is better at sex.
Alinah: You're on.
Stephanie: *Gulps, closing her eyes as she blushes*
Later, the girls were talking to each other outside of a video store.
Molly: These cameras have 24 saa batteries. wewe are required to film yourselves having sex with other men. Once the 24 hours are up, you'll hear a beep from the camera.
Cassandra: I don't think we all need to be reminded on what wewe have to do to win.
Everyone except Stephanie laughed.
Stephanie: Addie, I really don't think I should be here. With me, the others are outnumbered. It would be best if I leave, and just do my own thing else where.
Addie: Are wewe kidding?
Stacey: We need wewe Stephanie. If wewe leave, it'll be 6 versus 6, but with you, we'll have the upper hand.
Stephanie: *Nervous* I guess wewe will.
As the girls were walking home, they found several men that wanted to have sex.
Cassandra: *Having sex with two men at once* I don't even wear underwear, making it easier for me to fuck wewe at once.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while shoving two zaidi up her pussy, and ass*
Man 63: This girl is a slut.
Man 45: She really loves getting it on.
Man 88: *Having sex with Eula up the ass*
Eula: *Farts*
Man 88: That made my dick vibrate. It got harder!
Stacey: *Sucking a man's dick while having another one shoved up her ass*
Kat: *Having sex with a man* Oh my freaking god! This is spectacular!
Marisa: *Sucking a man's dick while rubbing two of them with her breasts, and having one up her butt, and vagina*
Meanwhile, Masuke's Marafiki were doing things similar to what Cassandra, and her Marafiki were up to.
Fat Pat & Shirtless Shane: *Having sex with Veronica and Theresa*
Shirtless Shane: Here's our cameos that we mentioned earlier.
When the 24 hours were up, the two groups of Marafiki sat down together at a Chinese restaurant to watch each other's footage. Stephanie was blushing nervously as the other girls exchanged videos.
Masuke: Ha! I beat Cassandra! She only got 21, while I got 24.
Nicole: I got 25.
Addie: 26.
Nicole: What?!
Eula: Oh dear. It looks like I got the least amount with 14.
Veronica: Ha! Oh. I got 27 kwa the way.
Stacey: 26.
Molly: 17. My cat video don't count.
Everyone gave her an odd look.
Marisa: 50!
Kat: 52.
Marisa: *Pouts at Kat*
Kat: What?
Theresa: I only got 37.
Alinah: And I got 65.
Girls: What?!
Kat: How did wewe beat us?!
Alinah: Well, wewe see.... *Farts*
Men: *Get a hard on, and drag Alinah into the bathroom*
The bathroom shook, and everyone could hear the threesome Alinah was having with the two men.
Masuke: Too bad the contest is already over, otherwise her score would be at 67.
Cassandra: Let's add up our total points, and see which team is the winner.
Cassandra's team got a score of 189. Masuke's team got a score of 195.
Masuke: Haha! We won! Even your sluttiest Marafiki Marisa, and Kat couldn't beat my girl.
Alinah: *Farts*
Eula: I seriously need to step up my game.
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have wewe in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 22, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let wewe know what'll happen in the inayofuata episode.
Fat Pat: inayofuata up in taco Bell. Alinah goes to a new fast chakula restaurant with Eula.
Shirtless Shane: And wewe don't want to know what happens next! Get your gas masks!! *Puts on a gas mask*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Cody's Car
When it comes to the sinema made kwa Rob Zombie, they’re kinda hit au miss for me. Some of them can be good, and others, like Halloween, can be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So, naturally, when I heard of this one animated movie kwa Rob Zombie, I was…. Interested, to say the least. Not sure if I wanted to watch it, but, I gave it a try. I decided to buy the movie off line, since the film was straight-to-video, and gave it a watch… And it was definitely a film that I enjoyed… kinda. So, let’s talk about the movie that few know as The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.
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Hey, Rockstar, everyone likes them. Red Dead Redemption 2 was nominated for the best game of 2018, I mean, it Lost to God of War but that is to be expected. However, I did not play Red Dead Redemption 2, so that is not on the list. But that’s fine, cause I did play the real classic, and the best game Rockstar made, aside from skate and Destroy, the original, Red Dead Redemption.
Red Dead Redemption is set in the good old 1910s, and nearing the end of the wild west, as John Marston, a simple young man, is tasked kwa the government to go on a mission to hunt down his old gang, along with...
Okay, let’s talk about Fallout. I never played the first two, ut I hear they are all time classics. Fallout 3 was interesting, 4 was okay, and as much as we’d all upendo to forget about 76, Bethesda fucks up enough to keep it in the everyone’s crossheirs. But I didn’t mention New Vegas, so wewe know which ones on the list.
New Vegas follows a young man au woman known only as the Courier, who happens to get roped into some bad stuff, involving a fancy dressed man named Benny, voiced kwa Chandler from Friends. Boy, how will the Courier get outta this one? He won’t. He gets shot in...
………… This isn’t what it looks like, I swear……… Okay, so maybe it is what it looks like, but trust me, this is in fact a horror game. Let me repeat that. This is, in fact, a horror game, a psychological horror game, that screws with wewe emotionally and mentally, and tricks wewe kwa being something else… So does that mean I can review Doki Doki Literature Club without making myself look less anti-social.
…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE makala IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS makala IF wewe PLAN ON READING...
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…… Let me repeat myself, this is a horror game. Also, THIS ENTIRE makala IS A SPOILER FOR DOKI DOKI LITERATURE CLUB! DO NOT READ THIS makala IF wewe PLAN ON READING...
