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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God

Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.

Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong Steph?
Stephanie: I feel like Marisa is going to get herself into trouble.
Eula: Oh relax. She'll be fine.
Marisa: *Looking at a man wearing a red baseball cap, herufi kubwa backwards* I bet wewe have a nice cock!
cap, herufi kubwa Man: *Giving Marisa a weird look*
Addie: Marisa, wewe know better than that.
Marisa: What?
Addie: wewe gotta get his Marafiki to jiunge you, and get them all to pull out their dicks. Then wewe fit as many of them as wewe can into your body.
Kat: She's right.

They walk inside.

Marisa: I have sex with zaidi men than all of wewe put together. Why are wewe telling me how to do it?
Addie: I've been doing it longer, and I know how to give men the best time of their lives.

Masuke was nearby with her friends, Molly, Veronica, Theresa, Nicole, and Alinah.

Masuke: Oh is that a fact?

Cassandra & Her Marafiki turned around to face Masuke, and her group.

Masuke: We do a much better job at getting men laid.
Stephanie: Oh no.
Cassandra: And just how do wewe know that?!
Veronica: Because it's true.
Theresa: Who would want wewe to ride their cocks?
Marisa: Hey! I'm the sexiest girl ever! Every man wants me to ride their cocks!
Addie: Why don't we have a contest? We'll see who is better at sex.
Alinah: You're on.
Stephanie: *Gulps, closing her eyes as she blushes*

Later, the girls were talking to each other outside of a video store.

Molly: These cameras have 24 saa batteries. wewe are required to film yourselves having sex with other men. Once the 24 hours are up, you'll hear a beep from the camera.
Cassandra: I don't think we all need to be reminded on what wewe have to do to win.

Everyone except Stephanie laughed.

Stephanie: Addie, I really don't think I should be here. With me, the others are outnumbered. It would be best if I leave, and just do my own thing else where.
Addie: Are wewe kidding?
Stacey: We need wewe Stephanie. If wewe leave, it'll be 6 versus 6, but with you, we'll have the upper hand.
Stephanie: *Nervous* I guess wewe will.

As the girls were walking home, they found several men that wanted to have sex.

Cassandra: *Having sex with two men at once* I don't even wear underwear, making it easier for me to fuck wewe at once.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while shoving two zaidi up her pussy, and ass*
Man 63: This girl is a slut.
Man 45: She really loves getting it on.
Man 88: *Having sex with Eula up the ass*
Eula: *Farts*
Man 88: That made my dick vibrate. It got harder!
Stacey: *Sucking a man's dick while having another one shoved up her ass*
Kat: *Having sex with a man* Oh my freaking god! This is spectacular!
Marisa: *Sucking a man's dick while rubbing two of them with her breasts, and having one up her butt, and vagina*

Meanwhile, Masuke's Marafiki were doing things similar to what Cassandra, and her Marafiki were up to.

Fat Pat & Shirtless Shane: *Having sex with Veronica and Theresa*
Shirtless Shane: Here's our cameos that we mentioned earlier.

When the 24 hours were up, the two groups of Marafiki sat down together at a Chinese restaurant to watch each other's footage. Stephanie was blushing nervously as the other girls exchanged videos.

Masuke: Ha! I beat Cassandra! She only got 21, while I got 24.
Nicole: I got 25.
Addie: 26.
Nicole: What?!
Eula: Oh dear. It looks like I got the least amount with 14.
Veronica: Ha! Oh. I got 27 kwa the way.
Stacey: 26.
Molly: 17. My cat video don't count.

Everyone gave her an odd look.

Marisa: 50!
Kat: 52.
Marisa: *Pouts at Kat*
Kat: What?
Theresa: I only got 37.
Alinah: And I got 65.
Girls: What?!
Kat: How did wewe beat us?!
Alinah: Well, wewe see.... *Farts*
Men: *Get a hard on, and drag Alinah into the bathroom*

The bathroom shook, and everyone could hear the threesome Alinah was having with the two men.

Masuke: Too bad the contest is already over, otherwise her score would be at 67.
Cassandra: Let's add up our total points, and see which team is the winner.

Cassandra's team got a score of 189. Masuke's team got a score of 195.

Masuke: Haha! We won! Even your sluttiest Marafiki Marisa, and Kat couldn't beat my girl.
Alinah: *Farts*
Eula: I seriously need to step up my game.

Ending theme

Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have wewe in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!

The End

This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 22, 2017

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Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let wewe know what'll happen in the inayofuata episode.
Fat Pat: inayofuata up in taco Bell. Alinah goes to a new fast chakula restaurant with Eula.
Shirtless Shane: And wewe don't want to know what happens next! Get your gas masks!! *Puts on a gas mask*
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Hello everyone. Now, what are some of the things that make a character unlikable. Are they annoying? Are they jerks? Well, it depends on who they are. But trust me, there are lots of hateable characters in video games. The only swali is which ones are the worst. Well, the rules are that there is only one per franchise and only games I've played. Now, here we go
(Warning, this orodha contains spoilers)

20: Vannile from Final ndoto 13 - Wow. We are actually starting with her? This is going to be a long list. Now, I would have chosen Tidus from Final ndoto 10, but I haven't played that one,...
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(I would like to thank Alinah for informing me of this)
(Warning: This review contains spoilers)
So, um... I was told to review a Pewdiepie playthrough of the Witch's House, even though I told myself that I'm not supposed to review reviewers, and Pewdiepie is technically a reviewer so I can't review this. However, I can review the game itself, The Witch's House. but before I do, I have to make a short statement on Pewdiepie... Pewdiepie's funny, okay, now the review
The Witch's House is a Japanese game that was then translated to English. It is about a gmae where wewe [lay as a young girl named...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
January 20, 2:39 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Happy Yappy- Wow. So this must be the room where wewe make your shows
Wind Waker Guy- Yep. Anyway, we need to think of what was going on when the mystery man was lurking around the warehouse
Happy Yappy- We could go to the warehouse and try to find some unfound evidence
Wind Waker Guy- I guess it wouldn't hurt to look

January 20
Tetra and Crew Fishing Warehouse

Wind Waker Guy- (Thinking) No matter how many times I come here, I keep wishing I had no nose
Happy Yappy- So, we need to find some evidence that we missed
Wind Waker Guy- Right. Whats this right here...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Remember Afro Samurai? Neither do I. Okay, but seriously, let’s talk about Afro Samurai. Trust me, it is relevant to the game we will be discussing. Afro Samurai was a really dumb, nonsensical video game about a samurai with an afro who searches for his father’s killer and takes out all the juu samurai in the country. It’s a dumb series with large breasted samurai women, everyone has cellphones, and there’s Kanye West bears everywhere, all in feudal Japan. And yet I still liked it. And it must’ve been good enough to get an anime, a movie, and have the main character voiced kwa Samual...
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So YIIK was a hipster ridden game that people were very annoyed kwa and against. Well this time, it’s time for us to talk about a game that is hipster ridden that people are quite fond of. To an extent, of course. It does have it’s haters, but this game has far zaidi support than it does hate. And I am referring to the indie adventure title, Night in the Woods. au as many people like to call it, Life is Strange… But Good.

 Image from castingcall.club
Image from castingcall.club


Night in the Woods takes place in the small town of Possum Springs, which has slowly been losing family businesses in place of larger businesses,...
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I upendo indie games. Call me a grump, but I just don't see much passion in most video games nowadays. While passion definitely exists thanks to creators like Hideo Kojima, Yoko Taro, Suda51 and many more, big publishers just want to make video games be a quick cash grab, companies like EA, Activision, Bethesda, Square Enix, and Microsoft. But indie developers don't have that kind of desire (Most of the time). All of their games are made on one thing and one thing only: Passion. Their upendo for the genre and their desire to tell an interesting narrative au to create something, be it out of a creative...
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~8:20 PM
April 2nd 2079
Neon wingu Striptease~

Apollo: (He made his way down the street, his katana near his hip, as he made his way down the road. At the end of the mitaani, mtaa rested a small but fancy building, covered in neon lights. The sign read “The Neon Cloud”. The mitaani, mtaa was empty, most likely to prepare for the fight that was to come. As Apollo made his way to the club, helicopters began to loom over him, cameramen in sight as they filmed every moment of the fight. Apollo entered the building, zaidi and zaidi camera’s set up around the building, all with the Takedown TV logo on the side....
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When wewe hit that play button, wewe are going to listen to the greatest theme song ever created for a TV show.
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Sitting at coffee duka with Cody) So, wewe think that homosexuals come from space
Cody: Well, how else do people just… become gay
Wind: Thinking it through mentally, maybe
Cody: Nah, that’s silly
(A large protest group walks down the street)
Cody: What’s that?
Wind: A protest, it seems. Let’s see if the cops start to beat them up (Heads out, and Cody follows)

Arnold: We can’t let this racism keep going
Wind: (Passes through the crowd) Get out of my way (Gets to the front of the crowd) Excuse me, but what the hell are wewe talking about
Arnold: Do wewe not see the racism around us. Blacks,...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

Bishop, Rollen “Roll”, and Tiny Tom are all video game making novices, all wanting to make it big in the gaming industry. However, they lack any skill in creating a game. So, they decide to head to a place known as Glass Sky Hills, where they hope to meet a man known as The Prodigy, who has created several amazing games. When they find The Prodigy, they find him to be a high schooler just like them, named Maximilian, with his alias name being Max 1. Million, but asks the others to call him Maxwell. His upendo for gaming completely blocks out his upendo for other things, including people,...
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#10: ACT OF VALOR:
He liked Hardcore Henry.
So this movie is KIND of like that. It feels like a game of Call of Duty. I know he doesn't like call of duty. But how can he hate marines shooting the shit out of rapists and terrorists..


#9: LONDON HAS FALLEN:
I can't wait to see this movie again.
I upendo watching it and seeing how WRONG the reviewers are. I'm gonna remember this one for a LONG time..


#8: TOTAL RECALL:
He probably has. But if not.. It's Arnold, that's all he needs to know..


#7: BRAVEHEART:
He probably has though..


#6: PLATOON:
It'd pretty old. And he probably doesn't like charlie sheen....
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~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist kwa the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in tafuta of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed kwa a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...
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This review is just a simple letter from a couple of dakika ago. I am posting this, because kwa the time wewe read this, I will be completely insane. And for very good reasons. The reason for my unexpected madness comes from what has to be one of the worst creations ever made in the history of mankind. A creation so evil, that it can even break the most mentally strong. And this abomination that was allowed to walk the earth is none other than the travesty known as Sonichu.
Now, I am not going to be talking about the comics. Instead, I will focus on the character itself, which, honestly, is probably...
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posted by mileva574
Andjelija and huguenots escapes from king in the mashua Gouldsboro with Rescator and piratas. They goes to the American isle in the New World for beginning new life.
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...
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Cut Purse

Being the proud leader of the Manehatten Mafia at the age of fourteen, he was aliyopewa much power. He is a very calm headed man, but, he is also very sadistic, always wanting to kill his enemies himself in painful ways, such as forcing them to drink gasoline before lighting them on moto from the inside, to cutting off pieces of their flesh and feeding it to his dog until they are just a skeleton. He is a merciless, and possibly psychotic, crime boss who is very well known in the criminal underworld, for his maarufu sales of rare drugs and deadly weapons. He had Master Sword work for him...
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Cory
???: (Reads newspaper) How did these guys make money. I swear, they sure do know how to pull of a job

???: (REads newspaper) Huh... Hey, I only know one person who would hold a bomb to scare people. I thought I'd never meet him again.

???: I do see the car they drive. And I see the license plate

???: How do the police miss there license plate. Nevermind. The sooner I find those two, the better

Nick: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) (Opens cupboard) (Pulls out coffee beans) (Throws coffee beans in garbage) (Pulls out bottle of liqour and drinks it)
Cody: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) Hey, where are the...
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