Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!
Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God
Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.
Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong Steph?
Stephanie: I feel like Marisa is going to get herself into trouble.
Eula: Oh relax. She'll be fine.
Marisa: *Looking at a man wearing a red baseball cap, herufi kubwa backwards* I bet wewe have a nice cock!
cap, herufi kubwa Man: *Giving Marisa a weird look*
Addie: Marisa, wewe know better than that.
Marisa: What?
Addie: wewe gotta get his Marafiki to jiunge you, and get them all to pull out their dicks. Then wewe fit as many of them as wewe can into your body.
Kat: She's right.
They walk inside.
Marisa: I have sex with zaidi men than all of wewe put together. Why are wewe telling me how to do it?
Addie: I've been doing it longer, and I know how to give men the best time of their lives.
Masuke was nearby with her friends, Molly, Veronica, Theresa, Nicole, and Alinah.
Masuke: Oh is that a fact?
Cassandra & Her Marafiki turned around to face Masuke, and her group.
Masuke: We do a much better job at getting men laid.
Stephanie: Oh no.
Cassandra: And just how do wewe know that?!
Veronica: Because it's true.
Theresa: Who would want wewe to ride their cocks?
Marisa: Hey! I'm the sexiest girl ever! Every man wants me to ride their cocks!
Addie: Why don't we have a contest? We'll see who is better at sex.
Alinah: You're on.
Stephanie: *Gulps, closing her eyes as she blushes*
Later, the girls were talking to each other outside of a video store.
Molly: These cameras have 24 saa batteries. wewe are required to film yourselves having sex with other men. Once the 24 hours are up, you'll hear a beep from the camera.
Cassandra: I don't think we all need to be reminded on what wewe have to do to win.
Everyone except Stephanie laughed.
Stephanie: Addie, I really don't think I should be here. With me, the others are outnumbered. It would be best if I leave, and just do my own thing else where.
Addie: Are wewe kidding?
Stacey: We need wewe Stephanie. If wewe leave, it'll be 6 versus 6, but with you, we'll have the upper hand.
Stephanie: *Nervous* I guess wewe will.
As the girls were walking home, they found several men that wanted to have sex.
Cassandra: *Having sex with two men at once* I don't even wear underwear, making it easier for me to fuck wewe at once.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while shoving two zaidi up her pussy, and ass*
Man 63: This girl is a slut.
Man 45: She really loves getting it on.
Man 88: *Having sex with Eula up the ass*
Eula: *Farts*
Man 88: That made my dick vibrate. It got harder!
Stacey: *Sucking a man's dick while having another one shoved up her ass*
Kat: *Having sex with a man* Oh my freaking god! This is spectacular!
Marisa: *Sucking a man's dick while rubbing two of them with her breasts, and having one up her butt, and vagina*
Meanwhile, Masuke's Marafiki were doing things similar to what Cassandra, and her Marafiki were up to.
Fat Pat & Shirtless Shane: *Having sex with Veronica and Theresa*
Shirtless Shane: Here's our cameos that we mentioned earlier.
When the 24 hours were up, the two groups of Marafiki sat down together at a Chinese restaurant to watch each other's footage. Stephanie was blushing nervously as the other girls exchanged videos.
Masuke: Ha! I beat Cassandra! She only got 21, while I got 24.
Nicole: I got 25.
Addie: 26.
Nicole: What?!
Eula: Oh dear. It looks like I got the least amount with 14.
Veronica: Ha! Oh. I got 27 kwa the way.
Stacey: 26.
Molly: 17. My cat video don't count.
Everyone gave her an odd look.
Marisa: 50!
Kat: 52.
Marisa: *Pouts at Kat*
Kat: What?
Theresa: I only got 37.
Alinah: And I got 65.
Girls: What?!
Kat: How did wewe beat us?!
Alinah: Well, wewe see.... *Farts*
Men: *Get a hard on, and drag Alinah into the bathroom*
The bathroom shook, and everyone could hear the threesome Alinah was having with the two men.
Masuke: Too bad the contest is already over, otherwise her score would be at 67.
Cassandra: Let's add up our total points, and see which team is the winner.
Cassandra's team got a score of 189. Masuke's team got a score of 195.
Masuke: Haha! We won! Even your sluttiest Marafiki Marisa, and Kat couldn't beat my girl.
Alinah: *Farts*
Eula: I seriously need to step up my game.
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have wewe in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 22, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let wewe know what'll happen in the inayofuata episode.
Fat Pat: inayofuata up in taco Bell. Alinah goes to a new fast chakula restaurant with Eula.
Shirtless Shane: And wewe don't want to know what happens next! Get your gas masks!! *Puts on a gas mask*
Episode 2: Oh My Freaking God
Cassandra is with Addie, Eula, Stephanie, Kat, Marisa, and Stacey. They are walking through town.
Men: *Staring at Marisa*
Man 78: What does she think she's doing walking through town like that?
Marisa: *Slapping two men in the butt at the same time*
Stephanie: *Nervously looking at Marisa harassing the men*
Eula: What's wrong Steph?
Stephanie: I feel like Marisa is going to get herself into trouble.
Eula: Oh relax. She'll be fine.
Marisa: *Looking at a man wearing a red baseball cap, herufi kubwa backwards* I bet wewe have a nice cock!
cap, herufi kubwa Man: *Giving Marisa a weird look*
Addie: Marisa, wewe know better than that.
Marisa: What?
Addie: wewe gotta get his Marafiki to jiunge you, and get them all to pull out their dicks. Then wewe fit as many of them as wewe can into your body.
Kat: She's right.
They walk inside.
Marisa: I have sex with zaidi men than all of wewe put together. Why are wewe telling me how to do it?
Addie: I've been doing it longer, and I know how to give men the best time of their lives.
Masuke was nearby with her friends, Molly, Veronica, Theresa, Nicole, and Alinah.
Masuke: Oh is that a fact?
Cassandra & Her Marafiki turned around to face Masuke, and her group.
Masuke: We do a much better job at getting men laid.
Stephanie: Oh no.
Cassandra: And just how do wewe know that?!
Veronica: Because it's true.
Theresa: Who would want wewe to ride their cocks?
Marisa: Hey! I'm the sexiest girl ever! Every man wants me to ride their cocks!
Addie: Why don't we have a contest? We'll see who is better at sex.
Alinah: You're on.
Stephanie: *Gulps, closing her eyes as she blushes*
Later, the girls were talking to each other outside of a video store.
Molly: These cameras have 24 saa batteries. wewe are required to film yourselves having sex with other men. Once the 24 hours are up, you'll hear a beep from the camera.
Cassandra: I don't think we all need to be reminded on what wewe have to do to win.
Everyone except Stephanie laughed.
Stephanie: Addie, I really don't think I should be here. With me, the others are outnumbered. It would be best if I leave, and just do my own thing else where.
Addie: Are wewe kidding?
Stacey: We need wewe Stephanie. If wewe leave, it'll be 6 versus 6, but with you, we'll have the upper hand.
Stephanie: *Nervous* I guess wewe will.
As the girls were walking home, they found several men that wanted to have sex.
Cassandra: *Having sex with two men at once* I don't even wear underwear, making it easier for me to fuck wewe at once.
Addie: *Sucking a man's dick while shoving two zaidi up her pussy, and ass*
Man 63: This girl is a slut.
Man 45: She really loves getting it on.
Man 88: *Having sex with Eula up the ass*
Eula: *Farts*
Man 88: That made my dick vibrate. It got harder!
Stacey: *Sucking a man's dick while having another one shoved up her ass*
Kat: *Having sex with a man* Oh my freaking god! This is spectacular!
Marisa: *Sucking a man's dick while rubbing two of them with her breasts, and having one up her butt, and vagina*
Meanwhile, Masuke's Marafiki were doing things similar to what Cassandra, and her Marafiki were up to.
Fat Pat & Shirtless Shane: *Having sex with Veronica and Theresa*
Shirtless Shane: Here's our cameos that we mentioned earlier.
When the 24 hours were up, the two groups of Marafiki sat down together at a Chinese restaurant to watch each other's footage. Stephanie was blushing nervously as the other girls exchanged videos.
Masuke: Ha! I beat Cassandra! She only got 21, while I got 24.
Nicole: I got 25.
Addie: 26.
Nicole: What?!
Eula: Oh dear. It looks like I got the least amount with 14.
Veronica: Ha! Oh. I got 27 kwa the way.
Stacey: 26.
Molly: 17. My cat video don't count.
Everyone gave her an odd look.
Marisa: 50!
Kat: 52.
Marisa: *Pouts at Kat*
Kat: What?
Theresa: I only got 37.
Alinah: And I got 65.
Girls: What?!
Kat: How did wewe beat us?!
Alinah: Well, wewe see.... *Farts*
Men: *Get a hard on, and drag Alinah into the bathroom*
The bathroom shook, and everyone could hear the threesome Alinah was having with the two men.
Masuke: Too bad the contest is already over, otherwise her score would be at 67.
Cassandra: Let's add up our total points, and see which team is the winner.
Cassandra's team got a score of 189. Masuke's team got a score of 195.
Masuke: Haha! We won! Even your sluttiest Marafiki Marisa, and Kat couldn't beat my girl.
Alinah: *Farts*
Eula: I seriously need to step up my game.
Ending theme
Girls: The End!! *Playing Rock & Roll music* It's time to sing a song that doesn't make any sense. When the leaves fall, I'm going to fall with you. Though we may never see each other, I'll still have wewe in my heart, and it'll be great. What am I even saying?! My breasts, and butt are big. Your dick is very hard. It's time to go home, and create cheese pies!
The End
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog Production from April 22, 2017
Song (Start at 0:20): link
Fat Pat: Hello everyone!
Shirtless Shane: Since this is Your Typical Anime, the two of us are making a pointless arrival to let wewe know what'll happen in the inayofuata episode.
Fat Pat: inayofuata up in taco Bell. Alinah goes to a new fast chakula restaurant with Eula.
Shirtless Shane: And wewe don't want to know what happens next! Get your gas masks!! *Puts on a gas mask*
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
In case it wasn't clear since my Grand Theft Auto reviews, I am much zaidi interesting in when Rockstar does something other than GTA games. I find that stuff to be way zaidi fun. And the first of many (Okay, three) to appear on this orodha is the murder mystery classic, L.A. Noire-
*Blowing Whistle* Stop right there! I’m taking over this review!
Several years zamani I found this Rockstar game.. LA NOIRE. Now, when I first got this game, I was fresh of GTA 4 and Red Dead Redemption.. I was introduced to GTA kwa the 4th, never played the others. But obviously we aren't here to talk about...
Oh boy, this is a classic gem I’ve been waiting to discuss… again… for the fourth time in a row now. It’s no secret that I upendo Platinum. Anarchy Reigns was the first Platinum game on this list, and the rest of them are only gonna get better from here. And let’s talk about their first game, and while not a financial success, still a classic on the Wii, Madworld.
Madworld follows angry biker Jack Cayman, as he and his trustworthy chainsaw arm, go through the crazed gameshow known as Death Watch in order to take out the competition and become the champion of Death Watch. The game...
#1:SULLIVAN:
As wewe already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
As wewe already know.
I kinda stopped playing for a bit, Sullivan is why.
Not to mention. I was shocked the first time. I was starting to like Sullivan..
#2: CHEF ANTOINE:
I think we covered this one :)
#3: BACHMAYER:
Near the end of the 3rd game, Max Payne fights this guy.
It's hard to explain, why it's so hard, just have to see it yourself..
#4: BECKER:
Last boss of Max Payne 3.
And really holds the "last boss" feeling.
In a negative way..
#5: WESKER:
The main villain of Resident evil 5. And final boss..
#6: CEASER:
The final boss of Assasins Creed 3..
What in the name of god. They are already ready remaking Grand Theft Auto 5.
Now, don't get me wrong. I upendo Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one mwaka old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, wewe should at least give a game some time to age before wewe remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people alisema is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are wewe remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Now, don't get me wrong. I upendo Grand Theft Auto 5. I think it is one of the funnest games I have played in 2013. But, seriously, it's only one mwaka old, and already they are remaking it for Playstation 4 and XBox One. Seriously, wewe should at least give a game some time to age before wewe remake it. Look at Ocarina of Time, a game which people alisema is the greatest game ever, which was made back in 1999. The remake for the 3DS wasn't made until 2012, which is years later. Honestly, they are already remaking GTA 5. Sure, the graphics are better, but the thing is that the graphics were amazing to begin with. Why are wewe remaking this game so early, Rockstar. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
*ding dong*
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! wewe still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... wewe brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: wewe seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are wewe here?
Henry: we need wewe back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: wewe are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach wewe
Henry: wewe and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: what is it?
Henry: hello Simon
Simon: Henry! wewe still wearing that tux?
Henry: every chance I get
Simon: heh... oh... wewe brought soldiers
Dex: why does everyone think i'm a soldier?
Marcus: no idea...
Henry: wewe seem calmer since the last time a saw you...
Simon: I take pills... anyway, why are wewe here?
Henry: we need wewe back
Simon: no way! i'm NOT going back to Klintsy!
Henry: we are close to taking down Harper and Dominic.
Simon: why don't fight your own war!
Henry: wewe are the only one that knows Harper and his tactics.
Simon: ok then, come inside so I can teach wewe
Henry: wewe and I both know that he still has some sanity left...
Simon: ... *sigh* lets go...
???: get in the car Dex
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell wewe do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did wewe bring me along!?
???: wewe figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that wewe have to bring me with you!
???: in the sinema people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would wewe think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
Dex: *gets in car* this is what the hell wewe do!
???: yep *starts driving*
Dex: I almost got killed 3 times!
*BANG BANG BANG BANG*
Both: holy shi*!
Dex: make that 4 times!
???: hold on!
*ERRRCH*
Dex: why the hell did wewe bring me along!?
???: wewe figured out!
Dex: that does not mean that wewe have to bring me with you!
???: in the sinema people usually want to tag
along!
Dex: why would wewe think I would want to tag along on a dangerous mission!?
???: I thought it would be a quick diplomat thing!
Dex: there are 10 guys chasing after us in sport cars!
???: WELCOME TO MY WORLD!
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