Cando and Scar have been married for a while now and they still haven’t gone on a honeymoon. They planned out theirs. Cando had to get leave from work to go on this trip. They were leaving that night. They aliiba and figured out so much technology from humans that howling wasn’t necessary. Instead they called.
“Yo, Winston. I need leave. Scar and I are going on a honeymoon.”
“Sure, Cando. We don’t have much going on anyway.”
“Thanks Winston,” Cando hung up, “He alisema yes. Where should we go?”
“Anywhere. We could just take a road trip.”
“True. Yeah, the truck gets great mileage! 9 whole miles per gallon!”
“Quit Joshing.”
“Sorry! I’m sorry It’s just funny.”
“It holds 35 gallons. That’s still 305 miles with out fuel.”
“I still upendo that thing.”
“You upendo a truck zaidi than me?”
Cando jumped onto Scar, “I don’t upendo anything zaidi than I upendo you!”
Scar rolled onto her back and let Cando crawl on her and mount her. They’ve done this technique every time they mated. Cando remembered something.
“Crap! I forgot about Humphrey’s surprise party!”
“He has a surprise party?”
“Yes. It starts in 3 minutes.”
“We better hurry!”
Humphrey was supposed to be back about 5:00. Cando and Scar were fashionably late at 4:59. They came through the door.
“Surprise!” Everyone yelled.
“Woah it’s just Scar and I! Oh here he comes! Back to your positions!”
Cando and Scar jumped into their positions. Humphrey soon came into the door.
“Surprise!” Everyone yelled.
“Oh guys wewe didn’t have to do this!”
Kate approached Humphrey and hugged him, “We wanted to! kwa the way, wewe get a special surprise tonight.”
All the Mbwa mwitu loups came to an uproar.
“Happy birthday!”
“Johnny, I have something to give to you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, follow me.”
They came up to a tundra Super Duty, double cab with a diesel engine.
“Oh my God! No way!”
Johnny looked at this black, massive beauty.
“Thanks so much dad! Now I can go to the drive through and order what ever I want and take forever!”
Humphrey was embarrassed but he laughed. Mooch came and tackled him out of nowhere.
“Happy birthday buddy!”
“Thanks Mooch!”
Shakey jumped in between Humphrey and Mooch.
“I wish wewe a happier birthday!”
Salty slid in, “I wish wewe the happiest birthday.”
“Man, I miss my Omega days!”
Humphrey heard the strum of a guitar. He looked to wear he detected the noise.
“No way! It’s Metallica! Holy Crap! This is the best birthday ever!”
“I knew you’d like it.”
“All I want to say is happy fricken birthday Humphrey!” James, the singer said, “I know wewe like the song And Justice for All, so we’re going to play it.”
“Thanks so much guys!”
“Anything for a fan.”
They played And Justice for All for Humphrey. It was Humphrey’s inayopendelewa song ever. The song ended probably 10 dakika later.
“Thanks guys! I upendo wewe all!”
“No problem Humphrey.”
“I’m officially a true fan!”
The party ended and everyone left.
“Yo, Winston. I need leave. Scar and I are going on a honeymoon.”
“Sure, Cando. We don’t have much going on anyway.”
“Thanks Winston,” Cando hung up, “He alisema yes. Where should we go?”
“Anywhere. We could just take a road trip.”
“True. Yeah, the truck gets great mileage! 9 whole miles per gallon!”
“Quit Joshing.”
“Sorry! I’m sorry It’s just funny.”
“It holds 35 gallons. That’s still 305 miles with out fuel.”
“I still upendo that thing.”
“You upendo a truck zaidi than me?”
Cando jumped onto Scar, “I don’t upendo anything zaidi than I upendo you!”
Scar rolled onto her back and let Cando crawl on her and mount her. They’ve done this technique every time they mated. Cando remembered something.
“Crap! I forgot about Humphrey’s surprise party!”
“He has a surprise party?”
“Yes. It starts in 3 minutes.”
“We better hurry!”
Humphrey was supposed to be back about 5:00. Cando and Scar were fashionably late at 4:59. They came through the door.
“Surprise!” Everyone yelled.
“Woah it’s just Scar and I! Oh here he comes! Back to your positions!”
Cando and Scar jumped into their positions. Humphrey soon came into the door.
“Surprise!” Everyone yelled.
“Oh guys wewe didn’t have to do this!”
Kate approached Humphrey and hugged him, “We wanted to! kwa the way, wewe get a special surprise tonight.”
All the Mbwa mwitu loups came to an uproar.
“Happy birthday!”
“Johnny, I have something to give to you.”
“Really?”
“Yeah, follow me.”
They came up to a tundra Super Duty, double cab with a diesel engine.
“Oh my God! No way!”
Johnny looked at this black, massive beauty.
“Thanks so much dad! Now I can go to the drive through and order what ever I want and take forever!”
Humphrey was embarrassed but he laughed. Mooch came and tackled him out of nowhere.
“Happy birthday buddy!”
“Thanks Mooch!”
Shakey jumped in between Humphrey and Mooch.
“I wish wewe a happier birthday!”
Salty slid in, “I wish wewe the happiest birthday.”
“Man, I miss my Omega days!”
Humphrey heard the strum of a guitar. He looked to wear he detected the noise.
“No way! It’s Metallica! Holy Crap! This is the best birthday ever!”
“I knew you’d like it.”
“All I want to say is happy fricken birthday Humphrey!” James, the singer said, “I know wewe like the song And Justice for All, so we’re going to play it.”
“Thanks so much guys!”
“Anything for a fan.”
They played And Justice for All for Humphrey. It was Humphrey’s inayopendelewa song ever. The song ended probably 10 dakika later.
“Thanks guys! I upendo wewe all!”
“No problem Humphrey.”
“I’m officially a true fan!”
The party ended and everyone left.
name: humphrey sweetwater
gender:male
age:classified
occupation: military
description: well mannered man from hoboken he`s really a nice guy but seems to be nerdy and a party animal when aliyopewa a bottle of scotch side notes~ has a strange talent with large weapons
*has a strange idea of what poker really is
**is still a virgin**
*has Lost of other strange talents and has strange 1,000 dollar prescription lenses
*when talking can be a smart ass
*is from hoboken*
ill mannered around gnerals and high ranks
*will use his LMG to break just about anything
*hates snakes
gender:male
age:classified
occupation: military
description: well mannered man from hoboken he`s really a nice guy but seems to be nerdy and a party animal when aliyopewa a bottle of scotch side notes~ has a strange talent with large weapons
*has a strange idea of what poker really is
**is still a virgin**
*has Lost of other strange talents and has strange 1,000 dollar prescription lenses
*when talking can be a smart ass
*is from hoboken*
ill mannered around gnerals and high ranks
*will use his LMG to break just about anything
*hates snakes
FRED: OH GOD I'M Lost IN A SCARY FOREST AND I DONT KNOW HOW. I'M IN A FOREST CALLED JASPER. BUT THEN I GOT LOST.
KATE: HEY!
FRED: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! TALKING WOLF!!!!!
KATE: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?
FRED: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
KATE: K FINE
HUMPHREY:WHO THE FUCK IS THIS KID?
KATE: I DONT KNOW BUT HIS SCARYING ME.
HUMPHREY: WANT ME TO GET OUT EVE
KATE:I DONT GIVE A FUCK
THEY GET OUT EVE
FRED:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
EVE HAS A CHAINSAW
Fred USED HIS SCREAM
EVE FLEDS kwa THE DREADFUL SCREAM
HUMPHREY: GOD JUST SHUT UP YOUR SO ANNOYING!
HUMPHREY BITES HIS NECK AND CHOKES HIM
KATE: HEY!
FRED: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! TALKING WOLF!!!!!
KATE: THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR VOICE?
FRED: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
KATE: K FINE
HUMPHREY:WHO THE FUCK IS THIS KID?
KATE: I DONT KNOW BUT HIS SCARYING ME.
HUMPHREY: WANT ME TO GET OUT EVE
KATE:I DONT GIVE A FUCK
THEY GET OUT EVE
FRED:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
EVE HAS A CHAINSAW
Fred USED HIS SCREAM
EVE FLEDS kwa THE DREADFUL SCREAM
HUMPHREY: GOD JUST SHUT UP YOUR SO ANNOYING!
HUMPHREY BITES HIS NECK AND CHOKES HIM
To help get into the krisimasi spirit. There will be zaidi after this.
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and jiunge the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old mwaka passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd wewe Mbwa mwitu loups think?
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and jiunge the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old mwaka passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd wewe Mbwa mwitu loups think?