Me: "my god! wolfman and rose, sit down pal! guys....this is a friend from america, i call him mbwa mwitu man and th mbwa mwitu with him is rose"
wolfman(grady): "thanks metal"
Rose: "yeah thanks metal, hi crystal :)"
crystal: "rose nice to finally meet you! :D"
this was a big surprise, i didnt expect him to be here in england on pirate siku of all days. this was also another opportunity to perhaps build a army of Marafiki to help incase the evil scar mbwa mwitu had anything up his sleeve. this would require some thought though, as well as making sure that my Marafiki werent in any danger i had to make sure that they could handle themselves incase the evil mbwa mwitu had an army of his own. it made me think. "all this for crystal" i couldnt let even one of those Mbwa mwitu loups get to crystal in fear of what they would do to her but at least now i had a few people to help
watch my back.
me: "do wewe want something to eat?
Grady: "no i am ok thanks"
Me: "how did wewe and rose get here?!"
Rose: "we got here in that tardis"
i look over to the parking lot in the back of the beach, pwani to see an old fashioned police box that was blue in colour and was standing about 2 feet tall.
slightly confused i turned back to the picnic to coninue the conversation.
Me: "if that is the tardis then........where is the doctor?"
Rose: "he let us borrow it for a couple of weeks". she alisema smiling.
Me: "ok. So what a time for wewe to come to hastings eh! :D during national pirate day!"
Grady: "i know we couldn't believe it when we got here, every one in pirate hats, argghhin!!! and grrrrrin!!! and sailing in on floats, Rose was in awe at them all peg legging by!"
the picnic was going on in time and was going very smoothly.
soft iced cakes and tantalising succulent meat and crunchy biscuits being shared until we couldn't take any other bites lest we throw up. strangely Rose and Crystal really took to my aunty joy, chatting about everything and nothing until the cows came home, in-fact that is what my granddad used to say to my mum when she got nyumbani of an evening "oh look the cows come home"
XD (little joke)
several hours past and eventually it was time to take a walk down the coast, i then at this point would attempt to get
wolfman and Rose to jiunge my ranks and army which i still needed a name for. perhaps it could be
1: protection of crystal and defeat of twats (pocadot)
2: defeat of the evil mbwa mwitu from the bowels of hell (dotewftboh)
i had no clue........what about "the army of howling metalwolves"?
YEAH! that would be it, that would be the name of the army
that i would need to protect Crystal.
Me: "pal? can i ask wewe a question? well it is zaidi of a request au a favour really pal!"
Grady: "sure pal, anything wewe need me and rose will help!" :)
Me: " right here I go. Do wewe know about the thing that has happened recently, the thing I ilitumwa on A&O wall?"
Grady: " yeah I know....what about it!?"
me: "well he has escaped, theevil scar mbwa mwitu and 7 other evil Mbwa mwitu loups have escaped looking for me and crystal and i was just wondering......"
Grady: "yeah...."
me: "i know this is a lot to ask wewe and rose......"
Grady: "Come on man, spit it out!"
Me: "would wewe and rose jiunge my Crystal protection army called the army of howling metalwolves?"
the strange look on Grady's face as he looked at my own made his thoughts difficult to read, difficult to accuratly
decipher and its as if he was purposly blocking me from his mind. As to what his answer was going to be i was very unsure and very nervous and restless.
grady: "let me talk to rose about it"
he slowly walked to rose and sat down beside her and began
telling her frantically about the offer i had thrown down to them both. After much consideration the came back, a stern look on their faces. quickly their expressions changed to a massive beaming smile on each of their faces.
Grady: "after much consideration me and rose have decided to jiunge your army to defend our dear friend crystal, call us on this ready made cell phone with a number 1 speed dial."
This was indeed a bit of good news. They would jiunge us and Jonathan (transformer101) and us in the fight to kill off the army of deadly scar Mbwa mwitu loups who would upendo nothing better than to take crystal away for their evil bidding and to kill me slowly in plain sight of her crying form. I would never let this happen! For as long as I live!
Me: "thank wewe my good friends! wewe have no idea how much this means to me!"
Rose: "it is the least we could do oh majestic mbwa mwitu with a moyo of dhahabu and for the mbwa mwitu with a moyo of crystal."
This made me feel brilliant. My wide eyed happy face was equal only to that of the size of the ocean as we moved further and further down the beach, pwani and the pirate festival, perhaps to stop for ice cream at the cafe at the end of the beach.
Aunty joy was the first one to offer the money to pay the bill when we finally got there. Such a sweet old lady. I had neopolitan ice-cream: Crystal had chokoleti flavoured (despite being bad for her system and even though i warned her she wanted chocolate) my grandad had Chico as well, my nan had Chico chip and mint and my mum and brother both had toffee flavoured (yuck!!!!) and finally Grady and Rose both had strawberry flavoured which was ironic because strawberries are red like roses.
Gathered round the meza, jedwali at the ice cream parlour aunt joy broke out into story face and immmediatly started telling us about a special rumour au "old wifes tale" as she called it about the ruins atop the hasting cliff.
Aunty joy: "right! here we go! it was about 50 yr zamani to this very siku and when i was a little nipper and me mum used to take me and your grandfather up to the juu of the cliff, we would look at those ruins for hours on end, staring up into each window for the slightest glimpse of movement until one siku we saw something; lurking in the window, black as the night, sleek as the morning breeze, suddenly it dissapeared. we told your great grandmother au our mum and told her.
She told us about an evil ghostly figure that haunts the ruins, he has been heard as well as seen in the ruins. apparntly he was a rich king back in 1066, he was killed in the battle of hastings and now roams because of the horrific way he died; he got his head cut off kwa a invading axe man. he now haunts this place and relentlessly gives people moyo attacks."
Rose: "We arent going there are we?!"
Grady: "we couldnt anyway, we have to get back to the tardis, thanks for the ice cream mrs hambrook, Crystal and Daniel; just call this number when wewe need us, we have to go, see ya :)."
grady handed me this piece of paper with a telephone number on it. it had a distinctive type of form to it.
Me: "Grady?.....thanks so much for the help and the support, it has made me feel so much better :)."
Crystal: " yeah! i am very thnakful"
Grady: "it is no problem, call if the army needs aything, bye!"
Grady and rose both entered the tardis and before we knew it had dissapeared in a flash of light. we looked at each other, excited that our army has grown kwa another two.
this trip to hastings really has been a very helpful visit indeed.
wolfman(grady): "thanks metal"
Rose: "yeah thanks metal, hi crystal :)"
crystal: "rose nice to finally meet you! :D"
this was a big surprise, i didnt expect him to be here in england on pirate siku of all days. this was also another opportunity to perhaps build a army of Marafiki to help incase the evil scar mbwa mwitu had anything up his sleeve. this would require some thought though, as well as making sure that my Marafiki werent in any danger i had to make sure that they could handle themselves incase the evil mbwa mwitu had an army of his own. it made me think. "all this for crystal" i couldnt let even one of those Mbwa mwitu loups get to crystal in fear of what they would do to her but at least now i had a few people to help
watch my back.
me: "do wewe want something to eat?
Grady: "no i am ok thanks"
Me: "how did wewe and rose get here?!"
Rose: "we got here in that tardis"
i look over to the parking lot in the back of the beach, pwani to see an old fashioned police box that was blue in colour and was standing about 2 feet tall.
slightly confused i turned back to the picnic to coninue the conversation.
Me: "if that is the tardis then........where is the doctor?"
Rose: "he let us borrow it for a couple of weeks". she alisema smiling.
Me: "ok. So what a time for wewe to come to hastings eh! :D during national pirate day!"
Grady: "i know we couldn't believe it when we got here, every one in pirate hats, argghhin!!! and grrrrrin!!! and sailing in on floats, Rose was in awe at them all peg legging by!"
the picnic was going on in time and was going very smoothly.
soft iced cakes and tantalising succulent meat and crunchy biscuits being shared until we couldn't take any other bites lest we throw up. strangely Rose and Crystal really took to my aunty joy, chatting about everything and nothing until the cows came home, in-fact that is what my granddad used to say to my mum when she got nyumbani of an evening "oh look the cows come home"
XD (little joke)
several hours past and eventually it was time to take a walk down the coast, i then at this point would attempt to get
wolfman and Rose to jiunge my ranks and army which i still needed a name for. perhaps it could be
1: protection of crystal and defeat of twats (pocadot)
2: defeat of the evil mbwa mwitu from the bowels of hell (dotewftboh)
i had no clue........what about "the army of howling metalwolves"?
YEAH! that would be it, that would be the name of the army
that i would need to protect Crystal.
Me: "pal? can i ask wewe a question? well it is zaidi of a request au a favour really pal!"
Grady: "sure pal, anything wewe need me and rose will help!" :)
Me: " right here I go. Do wewe know about the thing that has happened recently, the thing I ilitumwa on A&O wall?"
Grady: " yeah I know....what about it!?"
me: "well he has escaped, theevil scar mbwa mwitu and 7 other evil Mbwa mwitu loups have escaped looking for me and crystal and i was just wondering......"
Grady: "yeah...."
me: "i know this is a lot to ask wewe and rose......"
Grady: "Come on man, spit it out!"
Me: "would wewe and rose jiunge my Crystal protection army called the army of howling metalwolves?"
the strange look on Grady's face as he looked at my own made his thoughts difficult to read, difficult to accuratly
decipher and its as if he was purposly blocking me from his mind. As to what his answer was going to be i was very unsure and very nervous and restless.
grady: "let me talk to rose about it"
he slowly walked to rose and sat down beside her and began
telling her frantically about the offer i had thrown down to them both. After much consideration the came back, a stern look on their faces. quickly their expressions changed to a massive beaming smile on each of their faces.
Grady: "after much consideration me and rose have decided to jiunge your army to defend our dear friend crystal, call us on this ready made cell phone with a number 1 speed dial."
This was indeed a bit of good news. They would jiunge us and Jonathan (transformer101) and us in the fight to kill off the army of deadly scar Mbwa mwitu loups who would upendo nothing better than to take crystal away for their evil bidding and to kill me slowly in plain sight of her crying form. I would never let this happen! For as long as I live!
Me: "thank wewe my good friends! wewe have no idea how much this means to me!"
Rose: "it is the least we could do oh majestic mbwa mwitu with a moyo of dhahabu and for the mbwa mwitu with a moyo of crystal."
This made me feel brilliant. My wide eyed happy face was equal only to that of the size of the ocean as we moved further and further down the beach, pwani and the pirate festival, perhaps to stop for ice cream at the cafe at the end of the beach.
Aunty joy was the first one to offer the money to pay the bill when we finally got there. Such a sweet old lady. I had neopolitan ice-cream: Crystal had chokoleti flavoured (despite being bad for her system and even though i warned her she wanted chocolate) my grandad had Chico as well, my nan had Chico chip and mint and my mum and brother both had toffee flavoured (yuck!!!!) and finally Grady and Rose both had strawberry flavoured which was ironic because strawberries are red like roses.
Gathered round the meza, jedwali at the ice cream parlour aunt joy broke out into story face and immmediatly started telling us about a special rumour au "old wifes tale" as she called it about the ruins atop the hasting cliff.
Aunty joy: "right! here we go! it was about 50 yr zamani to this very siku and when i was a little nipper and me mum used to take me and your grandfather up to the juu of the cliff, we would look at those ruins for hours on end, staring up into each window for the slightest glimpse of movement until one siku we saw something; lurking in the window, black as the night, sleek as the morning breeze, suddenly it dissapeared. we told your great grandmother au our mum and told her.
She told us about an evil ghostly figure that haunts the ruins, he has been heard as well as seen in the ruins. apparntly he was a rich king back in 1066, he was killed in the battle of hastings and now roams because of the horrific way he died; he got his head cut off kwa a invading axe man. he now haunts this place and relentlessly gives people moyo attacks."
Rose: "We arent going there are we?!"
Grady: "we couldnt anyway, we have to get back to the tardis, thanks for the ice cream mrs hambrook, Crystal and Daniel; just call this number when wewe need us, we have to go, see ya :)."
grady handed me this piece of paper with a telephone number on it. it had a distinctive type of form to it.
Me: "Grady?.....thanks so much for the help and the support, it has made me feel so much better :)."
Crystal: " yeah! i am very thnakful"
Grady: "it is no problem, call if the army needs aything, bye!"
Grady and rose both entered the tardis and before we knew it had dissapeared in a flash of light. we looked at each other, excited that our army has grown kwa another two.
this trip to hastings really has been a very helpful visit indeed.
Humphrey sat around thinking as kate was out doing Alpha duties and he was thinking about how to get eve back for what she did to him at the moonlight howl [Flashback Starts] Humphrey and kate were walking up to there spot on the Howling rock when out of nowhere eve pushes Humphrey who falls off the side hit this patch of sap as eve planed and then some feathers and last he hit a patch of Cactie on his bottom And screamed out "OWWWWWW!" and then eve was waitng down ther and she punched him in the face KO [Flashback Ends] Humphrey thought of a great plan He would Be very suductive twoards eve [Sorry To all Eve fans] and he would fuck her all night telling her no one would know but humphrey had a camera ready and his face would be blocked out and the video would stream live all over jasper...[END]