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posted by hank666
"...Looks like a pretty Lil' Omega right there..." Hutch's demon alisema as he jumped from rock to rock as he examined the omega dens. Most of the Mbwa mwitu loups were out and about already, so there wasn't a lot of Mbwa mwitu loups in their dens. "Hmm..." Hutch's demon thought as he scanned the pango openings. "Ah..There is a nice one." As a evil grin formed on his face. Hutch fought for control over his body. "What are wewe going to do to her?..." No response. Then it hit Hutch what he was planning on! Hutch couldn't kubeba to know that his body that he had no control over would do that. But it was too late, as Hutch's demon jumped over a few zaidi rocks and landed smack dab in front of the den, peering inside. Hutch looked and saw who it was that his demon had it's sights on... It was Lilly! "No...She was so innocent, so pure! How could his demon pick her?" He thought, But it all added up quickly: She was the perfect target. "Hey there gorgeous" The demon alisema slyly. Lilly was startled and backed into the back of the pango and curled up into a ball. "Too easy, this take the fun out of scaring you, wewe know?" The demon said, bored from the submissive mbwa mwitu before him. Lilly was shaking and scared, she didn't know what to think of what she was looking at! It did look like Hutch but his facial markings, voice, personality and muscles were different than the Hutch she knew and kinda liked. "P-Please don't hurt me..." Lilly chocked out. "Telling me what to do huh? I'll teach wewe first hand never to do that!" The demon alisema with a assertive tone as he started walking towards the defenseless Lilly. Lilly could feel her moyo in her throat as she looked up and saw the massive Hutch looming over her ominously. "I should kill wewe were wewe lay" The demon alisema as he lowered his head to hers, The smell of his breath was retched with the smell of blood and meat. "...P-Please...I'm j-just an omega...I'm no h-harm to you.." Lilly alisema with a shaky voice. "I know, wewe wouldn't be a threat to me if wewe were an alpha!" The demon yelled. Lilly was putrefied with fear, she didn't dare songesha from where she laid. Lilly softly spoke to herself. "...P-Please.." As a tear fell from her eye. Hutch saw this for the bleak moment that he could. "NO..." Hutch fought for control but kept getting overpowered. Hutch fought till he thought he couldn't any more, he manages to get 3 sekunde of freedom. "Lilly! RUN! NOW!" He yelled, As Lilly began to run away as fast her omega legs could take her. The demon let Hutch gain control, but still talked to him. "How dare wewe do that!" The demon yelled, as pain went through his body "I need to remind wewe your place here!" Hutch winced but still stood. "Do what wewe want demon!..I don't care anymore, do what wewe want to me...As long as wewe don't hurt anyone else...I'm fine." Hutch alisema proudly. "As wewe wish." The demon alisema as he made zaidi pain happen, but hutch still stood. The demon had a trick up his sleeve, he could make Hutch go insane if he wanted to, as if Hutch didn't think he was insane already. But Hutch knew something that the demon didn't realize was bad. "Hey demon..Can I see you..like what wewe really look like?" Hutch asked, faking his wonder. "...Sure..." The demon alisema as a black form came out of his mouth and floated in front of him. Suddenly, Hutch grabbed the demon and pulled as hard as he could. The pain was unbearable but he managed to pull the demon out of him. The demon was shocked! "How could he do this!" The demon thought. Hutch smiles as he stood there looking at the demon. The demon was the same size as him, he had the shape of his body but he was completely black with glowing, bright blood red eyes. "How?...How did wewe get me out?!" The demon demanded. "I used a little thing wewe told me...you alisema wewe were as real as I am...so I must be able to grab you." Hutch replied smartly. "Clever, but now I will kill you!!" The demon's voice boomed. "Bring it." Hutch alisema as he laid his ears back and growled, getting in a stance, ready to fight. The demon returned the same gesture. They stared each other down. The two were head-to-head. Ready to fight. Ready to kill.
Just like the last Parody, based off the onyesha Metalocalypse, but using the Alpha and Omega Characters. (Viewer Discretion is advice) Also, before wewe say anything, yes I am aware the grammar used in Hutch’s and Humphrey’s dialog looks bad, but that’s just how the characters I’ve based them on talk in the show. All characters are also in anthro form. So there wewe go, enjoy. :D

A&O Mbwa mwitu loups duka for Furniture (Parody)

Garth, Humphrey, Hutch, Candu, and Salty standing outside a furniture store to do some shopping....hopefully.

Garth: Guys, looks like we're going to fucking Ikea.

Humphrey:...
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posted by TheChriZ1995
Chapter 11: Eastern Meeting

While Kate and Humphrey continued towards the river, Winston, Eve, Garth, and Lilly were already there waiting for them to arrive. Winston was anxiously pacing back and forth along the river bank while thinking about what he was going to say to Tony, the others sat close kwa and watched him while buried in their own thoughts. This continued for several dakika until finally the sound of rustling bushes hinted the arrival of the two Mbwa mwitu loups they have been waiting for. Winston stopped his pacing and looked back to see the sight of his daughter walking closely beside Humphrey,...
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posted by TheChriZ1995
Chapter 9: No zaidi Hiding


Kate and Garth continued to follow behind Hutch and Vik feeling a great sense of nervousness the closer they got to the pango grounds. They didn't speak much for they were too busy in their thoughts, which were running at lightning speed trying to think of what will happen next. Kate was beginning to accept the fact that it would be better to just come out with it all right when they got to her parents den, but another side of her alisema otherwise. Now it felt like she was back during the first week of when this started, always in a constant worry that someone would catch...
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posted by Ricoh_Alpha_626
**Authors Note-Hey guys, I'm trying like crazy to keep the sasisho flowing, but getting to type is hit and miss lately. Hope wewe enjoy what I manage to get out.**

"Tiberius, are we getting close," Hutch shouted hopefully as the blizzard-like winds attempted to push the two Mbwa mwitu loups back the way they had came. Hutch could barely see a foot in front of his face, and what he could manage to see was blanketed in snow. He had thought that the Jasper park winters were cold. but this made those look like nothing.

"I think so, just hold out for a little bit longer, if we don't find them over this ridge,...
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posted by TheChriZ1995
Chapter 7: Planning


Days passed kwa as everything in and outside of the pack continued on like normal, Kate and Garth took care of their alpha duties and anything else important while Humphrey had grown into the habit of hunting every now and then. Nothing much was alisema between the two alpha Mbwa mwitu loups about their secret relationships and they continued to act as if they were mates. However they had to act a little harder because yesterday was the night of the moonlight howl, the first one since the night of their marriage.

It was decided between them both and the approval of Lilly that they could...
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As they make it to the Wall-Mart there was about thirty zombies on the parking lot and the Wall-Mart was hit kwa what looks like a helicopter and made it collapse Hutch:" holy shit" Kate:" where to now?" Cando:" looks like it's time to find a new town". Billy saw what looked like a map of the country of Canada and America and billy picked it up and unfolded it Billy:" hujambo dad look" Hutch went to Billy and he showed Hutch the map Hutch:" hujambo it's a map, good eye Billy" Billy smiled, Kate:" so what town are we in?" Hutch looked on the map of Canada Hutch:" it looks like we are in" Hutch looks...
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added by Mitsi1991
Source: Mitsi1991/Me
posted by Slenderwolf
Wolf:Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Fox:Shut up.
Wolf:NOUPE.AVI
2:
Wolf:Yo I exploded teh heli! Youihjrrjwizw-
Another Wolf:Wut did u say?
Wolf:I say I EXPLODED TRH HELI AND IDGKLTTLTDNCLSK.
Another Wolf:You are a retarded?
Wolf:NO I am your worst nightma-
*boom*
Another Wolf:What just happened?
A/N:Okay everyone will have a name.
_____
John:I don't know.. did a...Terrorist just hugged him?
Daniel:From behind?
John: I g-
*Boom*
Daniel:What the hell happened?!
?:You 're Next...
Daniel:Nooo! *Hides under mommy's bed*
?:Lol so coward im just a Rat.
3:
Simeon:Steady...Steady..Hahahahahah!
Someone...
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Now greeting to the world vice ala big gong zilla 'alongside skrillex for long! Oh wait, I won't! Ah we a blaze the moto make it bun dem!

"Joshua are wewe sure this is right?"

"I am as sure as your death is pointless"

Humphrey rolled his eyes and walked on. 3 miles of walking and they still weren't at the dead farasi camp.

"Before wewe say wewe are looking for someone could wewe give me a name?"

"Her name is Kate I upendo her and she means a lot to me"

"Ha ha upendo its a funny thing if wewe think about it"

Joshua Graham continued walking to the cave of sorrows the hospital of some sort Kate lied in wait clutching...
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ok so jon got suspended and everyone else knows well i got a message from him saying its been nice knowing wewe and he alisema he left because there is no reason to be here and i thought about it and hes right so heres my letter:*BF3 sound track death of vladimir plays* me:*in russian accent* radiation is like life, a uniqely damaging event perhaps ill stay 5 days more... perhaps, i will quit tommorrow im telling my story here of how noobs came with trolls and set moto to this club. im sure wewe guys dont view it in the same light as i do *examines m1911 pistol in light* *pours vodka* and sometimes...
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*wind blows* it didnt take long for the west to fall of course wewe werent there to see it. but wewe passed on something to us your hope courage and your strength to rise to the challenge but your body and ashes belong to the west. *wind blows again* *gunfire* *faint voices* *bagpipes play* hutch: 10 hut! *21 diferent gunshots* eve:*crying* whyd they have to die! it was only a couple days from when a great alpha had fallen...... winston. from the cover of darkness tradgedy struck it was november 23rd an eastern sniper was perched on a cliff winston continued walking the took winstons neck the...
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so here it is; amber how are we doing? alisema martin the pack is doing fine we should be ok as long as there arent any rebels in the area we should be just fine though. amber shot back so weve been monitoring the asassins alisema hutch he looked as if he were going to puke he alisema the forest was where most activity from them was at hutch asked me to exscuse him and he ran out of the room into a kichaka ad the vomit shot out like a rocket and went every where eventually the pack was looking and eventually
posted by 63712
I walked into the dense brush hutch alerting me he said; identification! and sniffed me he alisema ;welcome master. I alisema ;hello hutch and walked away to a makeshift pango looking to be made of birch wood rocks and a fallen tree. I alisema ;wow they havent really improved. I walked into the pango and saw all the Mbwa mwitu loups gathering inside for something. just then it hit me it was thanksgiving! so thats why i smell a rotting carcass! as i looked I saw winston in a makeshift throne. he was was saying something I couldnt decifer. he pointed at me and alisema ;the demon has returned! all the Mbwa mwitu loups howled and...
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Stupid Cleverbot.


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User:im a insane wanker.

Cleverbot: wewe alisema wewe were a vampire. Liar.

User: I'm a mbwa mwitu rawr!

Cleverbot: Where do wewe live?

User: In a den.

Cleverbot: What is the name of it?

User: nyumbani sweet home.

Cleverbot: Where is the house?

User: Behind you.

Cleverbot: There is nothing behind me.

User: Behind me.

Cleverbot: There is god behind me.

User: *cuts your chest with my claws*.

Cleverbot: Haha. Sorry, no. I am married.

User: Im a wolf.

Cleverbot: You're a furry?

User: Yeah furry wolf.

Cleverbot: I thought wewe weren't sure.

User: *grrrr...*.

Cleverbot: What...
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posted by OmegaLeader
The sun rise made my eyes hurt when I woke up, it was a cool siku about fifty degrees. I was still wondering looking for someone to accept a lone mbwa mwitu like me. The sun shined through the little crease in my lonesome den. It meant it was time for me to wake up. I rose from my kitanda which was a little saddening knowing I might not come back to. I put out the moto which kept me warm, it was back to the cold bitterness which I was really unpleasement. I picked up a few things that I would need for the search. A flashlight, lighter and any chakula I can savage of my left overs. Everything seemed ready...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
after "Alpha and Omega 2" came out in October and a lotta people kept giving it 10/10 ratings (like me, i loved the sequel), i'm gonna review the original and i'm gonna tell y'all why it's my all time favorite.
"Alpha and Omega 1". So, "Alpha and Omega 1" came out in 2010, it was wrongly slammed kwa critics for no reason, but it did have a big shabiki base and that's good. Okay, so in "Alpha and Omega 1", Kate and Humphrey are 2 young wolves: Kate's the sexy, responsible Alpha girl in the pack and she kicks a lotta punda (she's like the mbwa mwitu version of Lara Croft), and she's super hot. And Humphrey's...
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Seeing as how The Final War was the big grand finale, I really had no choice but to make as many callbacks as I possibly could, so let’s get started.

There’s a pretty obvious callback to A Hero’s Past in chapter five when Humphrey talks about Arnold and when he got stuck in the kubeba trap and Humphrey had to leave him. It also brings Arnold back to the audience’s mind to make sure they still remember him when he eventually returns.

There’s another callback to A Hero’s Past shortly afterward when Humphrey finds Gerald and the kubeba and jokes about how he and Arnold started something...
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I don’t know exactly why I started chapter twenty-eight the way I did. I mean, yeah, there were things that needed to be wrapped up, I guess. I felt like some kind of celebration would be appropriate and that Humphrey might go talk to Runt.

Having him go back to Viggo’s old tent is something else that I’m not sure why I did, but it still felt necessary. After Viggo’s redemption, it didn’t feel right for Humphrey to just be fine about it. He would need some time to reflect on it all. As far as the sword goes, I just thought it would be kinda cool if they used it and Viggo’s memory...
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