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Heres a mbwa mwitu name Humphrey Parker, he goes to Will Johnson high school, he is about 17 years old. he lives in New York City. but he only has two friends, Garth osborn, and Kate Thompsin, (just to let u know a little spidey info of buibui man his first girlfriend really was Gwen Thompson.it wasnt Mary Jane. but thats the thing Gwen gets killed kwa the Green Goblin.) "hey Kate Im going to the science hall tomorrow wewe wanna come?" Humphrey said. "Who the hell wants to go to the Science Hall wewe Book worm!" Flash said. Flash was a football jock, he always picks on Humphrey since freshmen. "Shut up Flash! sure ill go with wewe Humphrey!" Kate said. "Great!" Humphrey said. "what time will it be though?" Kate said. "somewhere in 7:00 at night." Humphrey said. "oooh, that time, i cant really go i forgot i have to clean my house tomorrow." Kate said. "oh..." Humphrey said. "hey, cheer up, Harry is going with wewe right?" Kate said. "well yeah." Humphrey said. "but i hope there will be another time." kate said. "ok." humphrey said.

the inayofuata day!!!

it was night and Humphrey was at the science hall. They were in the buibui ukuta collections. there were all kinds of spiders. "wow these spiders are pretty creepy!" Garth said. he spotted a Black Widow killing a Grasshopper. "all this spiders are just experiments to be tested, so dont touch them please!" the science teacher said. "ok who can tell me about this spider?" she said. "the Brown Recluse?" Humphrey said. "Correct, this types of Spiders are very posionese, they can bite wewe and will spread the venom in wewe and your skin will get rotten and turn green and might kill you." she said. "Then how the hell wewe caught it?" Garth asked. "umm, i shouldnt talk about that, it was quite difficult to catch, some scientis died while catching this creature." she said. "OH!!!" humphrey said. "Yeah, now moving on!" she said. then Humphrey got his camera out and was taking pictures. Humphrey is actually a photographer that takes pictures for the school newspaper. he was taking pictures of the spiders. "hey dr. guy where is buibui 42?" the scientis asked. "huh, oh shit it escaped! that buibui can kill one of the students!!!" the dr said. then the buibui webbed down to humphreys neck and crawled on him. he didnt feel it crawling on him. then it got on his paw and bit him. "OWW!!!" Humphrey shouted. "Humphrey are wewe okay?" Garth said. "yeah yeah im fine!" Humphrey said. then humphrey saw the buibui crawl away. then a few mins Humphrey was getting dizzy. then he walked out of the building. "Parker?" Garth said. And garth was still at the tour. Humphrey went to an alley and went across the street. then a car almost ran him over. "OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH wewe KID?!" the driver said. then Humphrey jumped on the building. and he was sticking to the wall. "Wha- how did i? its like im walking on the ukuta better then on the sidewalks!" Humphrey said. then humphrey crawled all the way to the juu of the building. then he got ahold of a pipe, then crushed it. "whoa, its like grabing a piece of paper." humphrey said.

TO BE CONTINUED!!!
SO it was Sunday and all humphrey had been doing for the past week was sitting on the kitanda watching tv eatting going to the bathroom and cutting himself He wasn't like himself thought Curtis and then Humphrey came up with a great idea to get rid of his depression with out cutting himself he thought to make a rap song and test his chances of becoming famous. Curtis thought it was a great idea but he alisema 'Humphrey wewe need a make over' and curtis made humphrey look pimp and humphrey had this great idea to put his bang over his left eye and it looked great. Tonight was his first gig and Tony...
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IMPORTANT: This happens 3 years after the prolouge article.

It was a warm siku in jasper park. The weather was perfect. Humphrey was sitting with garth on the small hillside leading to the head alpha's dens, waiting for kate to finish getting ready.

"She's been in there for hours!" he complained.
"It's a big siku for her, humphrey." garth responded. "If I were you, i'd smarten yourself up."
"I got ready ages ago!"
"What did wewe wash your fur, manyoya with? Frogspawn?"
"Very funny, barf."
"Glad to be of amusement, koyote."
Humphrey turned to make a retort when suddenly there was a commotion down near the bottom...
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After Jon had left, and after Humphrey had returned from his stupid act of trying to impress her, Kate made him leave out of frustration. She was in the pango all alone, snow fell hard outside, blinding, about a foot had piled up already. The night was still and quiet, eerie quiet. Kate felt like shit, she could not believe she had just severed the ties of her and Jon's long standing relationship of a year. Her moyo ached, she would probably never see him again, nor her son, au Katie.
Kate cried herself to sleep that night, listening to the soft snow piling up ever more. She was being carried...
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Chapter 9: The First Battle of Jasper Park

“What?” Stinky said. “No, Runt wewe can’t. That’s their way. You’re not a killer. Listen, we will get Lisa back, I promise. But no one has to die.”

“Alright,” Runt said, a bit calmer. “What’s your plan?”

“I’m not entirely sure yet,” Stinky replied.

“Well, we don’t have much time,” Runt said. “According to Oscar, Hammond isn’t known for his patience.”

“Then get everyone together,” Stinky said. “We’re heading out immediately.”

“What about a plan?” Runt asked.

“We’ll improvise,” Stinky replied.

“How...
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It's time for the A&O Maniacs!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til wewe collapse.
We're the A&O Maniacs!

Come jiunge the Splash Brothers...
And the Splash Sister, Claudette!
Just for fun we run
Around the Splash movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now wewe know the plot.

We're the A&O Maniacs!
Claudette is cute and Stinky yaks,
Runt packs away the snacks
While Keith Richards plays the sax.
We're the A&O Maniacs!

Meet Lilly and Garth
Who want to rule the universe.
bata and goose, bata bukini flock together,
Princess whacks them with her purse.
Kate chases Daria,
While Humphrey sings a verse.
The writers flipped,
We have no script!
Why bother to rehearse?

We're the A&O Maniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
We're zany to the max!
There's baloney in our slacks!
We're the A&O Mani-
Totally insane-y!
We’re the A&O Maniacs!!!!
Those are the facts!
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