(This happened between 1 & 2)
Lilly and Garth were just about to visit Humphrey and Kates den. Lilly wanted to see how Kate was doing. Garth didn't really want to see Humphrey cause they seem to have nothing in common. "Hey just try being Marafiki with him and see what he likes, wewe might have something in common." Lilly said. "Yea I can try..." he rolled his eyes. "GARTH!" Lilly shouted at Garth. "Sorry honey..." Garth said. "Please? For me?" Lilly alisema inaonyesha him her beautiful eyes. "OK babe." He smiles. Once they got there Kate greeted Garth and Lilly. Kate lead them to the living room. They all were sitting and Kate and Lilly were talking. "Hey wanna come and help get some berries?" Kate said. "Sure sis." She smiled and they went outside and left Garth and Humphrey alone. "... so... Garth... hows your week?" Humphrey asked. "It was good." Garth said. "OK... hm... log slide?" Humphrey said. "No... Hunting?" Garth said. "No... Berries?" Humphrey said. "No... Sports?" Garth said. "No..." Humphrey said. And at the same time they both alisema "Porn?" Then they both gasped. "Holy shit!" Humphrey said. "Yea man there we go!" They both laughed and started talking about it.
And that's how they became Marafiki :)
Lilly and Garth were just about to visit Humphrey and Kates den. Lilly wanted to see how Kate was doing. Garth didn't really want to see Humphrey cause they seem to have nothing in common. "Hey just try being Marafiki with him and see what he likes, wewe might have something in common." Lilly said. "Yea I can try..." he rolled his eyes. "GARTH!" Lilly shouted at Garth. "Sorry honey..." Garth said. "Please? For me?" Lilly alisema inaonyesha him her beautiful eyes. "OK babe." He smiles. Once they got there Kate greeted Garth and Lilly. Kate lead them to the living room. They all were sitting and Kate and Lilly were talking. "Hey wanna come and help get some berries?" Kate said. "Sure sis." She smiled and they went outside and left Garth and Humphrey alone. "... so... Garth... hows your week?" Humphrey asked. "It was good." Garth said. "OK... hm... log slide?" Humphrey said. "No... Hunting?" Garth said. "No... Berries?" Humphrey said. "No... Sports?" Garth said. "No..." Humphrey said. And at the same time they both alisema "Porn?" Then they both gasped. "Holy shit!" Humphrey said. "Yea man there we go!" They both laughed and started talking about it.
And that's how they became Marafiki :)
"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck wewe talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, hujambo Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do wewe mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for wewe not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 mwaka LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1 mwaka LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1. The Rain dance sceen.
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I upendo it when Humphrey dances. And his imba is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I upendo these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I upendo the sekunde one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do wewe have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I upendo it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
This sceen makes me laugh so hard! I upendo it when Humphrey dances. And his imba is sooo funny!
2. The Moonlight Howls.
I upendo these sceens!! Expesualy the first one. I upendo the sekunde one too. But the first was longer and soooo beautiful.
3. The Gass station sceen.
Ha! This one is very funny too. Humphrey makes it funny. I like it when the man says, "So wolf, do wewe have any last wishes?" And then Humphrey.....you know. XD
4. Tony & Winston talk at the river
I upendo it when these two are together! Two pack alpha leaders arguing and circuling eachother,
5. Garth and Kate Meet.
It's funny and cute. I like it when Garth howls. I think that Garth and Kate would make a great couple. (My opinion)
hujambo this is the first of i hope to be many chapters which i would like to post 1 a siku and maybe 2 on weekends
one siku on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to songesha i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
one siku on thursday in the middle of april i was walking along minding my own stuff when suddenly a car came flying out of no were and nearly hit me but bearly missing me i stood there speechless and then about 3 cop cars came out of the same spot the other car did and trampled me crushing every bone in my body blacking out i had died
unknown time later
i woke up feeling like 3 cars trampled me (which they did)bearly able to songesha i just lay there till i felt something lift me up onto its back and carry me off somewhere to weak to fight back i just stayed still and let what ever it was carry me to where ever it was going
verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now Lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now Lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
The third howl. Humphrey got up and ran faster than he ever had before to the alpha station.
"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey alisema painting.
He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.
"Where's Kate?!"
"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.
Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.
"No." Was all Humphrey could say.
Winston nodded.
Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.
"What happened?" Humphrey alisema with his eyes still huge from the suprise.
"Kate was shot kwa a hunter in nyasi behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell wewe to give all of your upendo that wewe gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."
"Whats the matter is someone hurt?!" Humphrey alisema painting.
He looked at the other alphas but did not see Kate. The others looked in shock.
"Where's Kate?!"
"Humphrey, Kate didn't make it, a hunter snuck up on them and killed her." Winston said.
Humphrey froze, he felt like a statue of glass that had been broken into a million pieces.
"No." Was all Humphrey could say.
Winston nodded.
Humphrey looked at thw only alpha that looked like it could speak.
"What happened?" Humphrey alisema with his eyes still huge from the suprise.
"Kate was shot kwa a hunter in nyasi behind her, we chased the hunter off but it was too late. She told me to tell wewe to give all of your upendo that wewe gave to her to someone else. AKA, find someone else."
To help get into the krisimasi spirit. There will be zaidi after this.
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and jiunge the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old mwaka passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd wewe Mbwa mwitu loups think?
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and jiunge the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old mwaka passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd wewe Mbwa mwitu loups think?
Note: This is not made up, and I Am NOT FUCKING with wewe people!
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that tarehe kwa my knowledge
Lilly: located In Boston Massachusetts on 12/4/11
How she was located:
Yesterday when I was in Boston, Massachussetts I was in a huge building with like a hundred different resterants all smushed togeather. It was soo crowded... then I saw a dog. IT was... it looked to be... Lilly in real life! I was about to pet her but a sample man hollered to me to try a sample so i glanced at him, then back at Lilly and she was faaarrrr away! Damm I should have taken a pic of her.
She was found only on that tarehe kwa my knowledge
mwandishi note: this is how Jakob gets in the story. Its written from his point of veiw. Zmanz is jakob in the story. thats not his name and he isn't gay, just so wewe know. This will be a very short chapter.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.