Based off the sceen from the TV onyesha from Adult Swim, Metalocalypse. Enjoy.(Viewer Discretion is advice)
Humphrey, Garth, Hutch, Candu, and Salty (Who are in anthro form) are at a grocery store for the first time doing their own shopping.
Humphrey: *Gasps* What's this place called?
Hutch: I is, I believe called, "Food Library." Food, Food, Library.
Humphrey: Foooood Liiiibr-
Salty: Its called a grocery store, wewe DOUCHEBAGS! I'm sorry about Douchebags, they got...cut low blood sugar.
Garth: Alright, here's the deal. We have to do our own shopping so we can make our own chajio, chakula cha jioni like regular jack offs do. Now you're all in charge in putting together one dish. And don't just buy BOOZE! That ain't FOOD!
Candu: What do wewe mean "BOOZE ain't FOOD?!" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
Humphrey: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
Candu: Yeah!
Humphrey: Wow-Wee!
*Meanwhile*
Garth: *Makes his way to the meat section to get hot dogs. He sees them being glass, so he pushes his head though the glass, getting a shard stuck in his head. He reaches his hand in there, getting his right arm and hand bloody, and puts the hot mbwa with glass shards in his basket*
*Meanwhile*
Candu: *Looks at his list, looking for lemon, limau Tarts, and sees old mbwa mwitu with goldish fur* Hey, grandma! Is there olives in it?
Eve: In what?
Candu: lemon, limau Tarts, wrinkle tit! Jesus!
Eve: I never!
Candu: Good! Then its Pee-Pee time! *Unzips his pants and takes a piss in the olives in front of Eve*
*Meanwhile*
Salty: *Pushing a grocery gari that is filled to the juu with booze. He walks up to a employee who's putting groceries on the shelf* Hey, chief, is this stuff good for soup? *Points to his booze*
Employee:..No.
Salty: Ahhh! That's a yes.
*Meanwhile*
Humphrey: *Looks at his list* What is, "Wall..nuts?"
Hutch: *Throws a box of tampons in Humphrey's cart* Hey, Humphrey look inside of your basket. Guess why you're in such a crappy mood? wewe have lady tampons! wewe buy them for yourself, go have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems.
Humphrey: You's a lady, Hutch!
Hutch: NO I'M NOT!
*Meanwhile*
Garth: *Looks at his list* Two cups of rice. *Takes a bag au rice, holds a cup, and pours mchele into the cup, and then he pours the cup into the cart, but it just goes though the holes of the cart* Brutal...
*Meanwhile*
Candu: *Still taking a piss on the olives in front of Eve*
*Meanwhile*
Salty: *In the meat section holding a blue lobster* Ok, so hold on now. So you're telling me wewe put these little guys boiling water, and they shriek, and they turn red, and they die?
Employee: Yes, sir.
Salty: That is the most Metal thing I have ever heard in my whole life. High-Paw!
Garth: *On the store intercom speaker* PRICE CHEEECK! CLEAN UP AISLE 6, ROLLING BODY LAND SLIIIIDE!
Hutch: Oh, that's great.
Garth: DON'T FORGET OUR SPECIAL SALE ON EVERY BONE BROKEN CHICKEEEEEN! HURRY!
Hutch: Go get them, Garth.
Garth: *Trying to stop himself from laughing* AND TRY OUR TASTY *Laughing a little still* FISH! AISLE 3!
Hutch: *Goes up to Eve* I upendo the laugh....hi.
Eve: Hi.
Hutch: Guess what? wewe are a GMLIF. That means wewe are a Grandmother I would like to-
THE END! :D
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Humphrey, Garth, Hutch, Candu, and Salty (Who are in anthro form) are at a grocery store for the first time doing their own shopping.
Humphrey: *Gasps* What's this place called?
Hutch: I is, I believe called, "Food Library." Food, Food, Library.
Humphrey: Foooood Liiiibr-
Salty: Its called a grocery store, wewe DOUCHEBAGS! I'm sorry about Douchebags, they got...cut low blood sugar.
Garth: Alright, here's the deal. We have to do our own shopping so we can make our own chajio, chakula cha jioni like regular jack offs do. Now you're all in charge in putting together one dish. And don't just buy BOOZE! That ain't FOOD!
Candu: What do wewe mean "BOOZE ain't FOOD?!" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!
Humphrey: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?
Candu: Yeah!
Humphrey: Wow-Wee!
*Meanwhile*
Garth: *Makes his way to the meat section to get hot dogs. He sees them being glass, so he pushes his head though the glass, getting a shard stuck in his head. He reaches his hand in there, getting his right arm and hand bloody, and puts the hot mbwa with glass shards in his basket*
*Meanwhile*
Candu: *Looks at his list, looking for lemon, limau Tarts, and sees old mbwa mwitu with goldish fur* Hey, grandma! Is there olives in it?
Eve: In what?
Candu: lemon, limau Tarts, wrinkle tit! Jesus!
Eve: I never!
Candu: Good! Then its Pee-Pee time! *Unzips his pants and takes a piss in the olives in front of Eve*
*Meanwhile*
Salty: *Pushing a grocery gari that is filled to the juu with booze. He walks up to a employee who's putting groceries on the shelf* Hey, chief, is this stuff good for soup? *Points to his booze*
Employee:..No.
Salty: Ahhh! That's a yes.
*Meanwhile*
Humphrey: *Looks at his list* What is, "Wall..nuts?"
Hutch: *Throws a box of tampons in Humphrey's cart* Hey, Humphrey look inside of your basket. Guess why you're in such a crappy mood? wewe have lady tampons! wewe buy them for yourself, go have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems.
Humphrey: You's a lady, Hutch!
Hutch: NO I'M NOT!
*Meanwhile*
Garth: *Looks at his list* Two cups of rice. *Takes a bag au rice, holds a cup, and pours mchele into the cup, and then he pours the cup into the cart, but it just goes though the holes of the cart* Brutal...
*Meanwhile*
Candu: *Still taking a piss on the olives in front of Eve*
*Meanwhile*
Salty: *In the meat section holding a blue lobster* Ok, so hold on now. So you're telling me wewe put these little guys boiling water, and they shriek, and they turn red, and they die?
Employee: Yes, sir.
Salty: That is the most Metal thing I have ever heard in my whole life. High-Paw!
Garth: *On the store intercom speaker* PRICE CHEEECK! CLEAN UP AISLE 6, ROLLING BODY LAND SLIIIIDE!
Hutch: Oh, that's great.
Garth: DON'T FORGET OUR SPECIAL SALE ON EVERY BONE BROKEN CHICKEEEEEN! HURRY!
Hutch: Go get them, Garth.
Garth: *Trying to stop himself from laughing* AND TRY OUR TASTY *Laughing a little still* FISH! AISLE 3!
Hutch: *Goes up to Eve* I upendo the laugh....hi.
Eve: Hi.
Hutch: Guess what? wewe are a GMLIF. That means wewe are a Grandmother I would like to-
THE END! :D
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Original Scene. I hope wewe enjoyed this small parody. :3
Name: Alexis
Age (Human): 21
Sex: Female
Mate: Chris (Xero_Pyramid)
Personality: Kind, always willing to help, charming, sexy
Likes: Seducing Chris and his girls, Gaming, TV, Sex.
Dislikes: Trolling, Annoying dipshits
Breed: White Wolf
Bio: Don't remember much where I came from. I was abandoned as a child and was forced to live on the streets. I ended up doing things I was not proud of for money until I met my best friend Ashley, I call her Ash though. She took me in and we became friends. Her parents paid my tuition to go to college and I got a degree in Biological sciences. We both met Chris one night as we both sat on the lake behind his house. Chris offered us to live with him. I alisema yes, but it also meant me and my friend had to part seperate ways. Hopefully we will find her though.
Age (Human): 21
Sex: Female
Mate: Chris (Xero_Pyramid)
Personality: Kind, always willing to help, charming, sexy
Likes: Seducing Chris and his girls, Gaming, TV, Sex.
Dislikes: Trolling, Annoying dipshits
Breed: White Wolf
Bio: Don't remember much where I came from. I was abandoned as a child and was forced to live on the streets. I ended up doing things I was not proud of for money until I met my best friend Ashley, I call her Ash though. She took me in and we became friends. Her parents paid my tuition to go to college and I got a degree in Biological sciences. We both met Chris one night as we both sat on the lake behind his house. Chris offered us to live with him. I alisema yes, but it also meant me and my friend had to part seperate ways. Hopefully we will find her though.
name:john
age:17
rank:alpha
sex:male
fir color:brown
eye color:blueish green
mate:the one true kate
likes:friends, kate, working out, training, sex, playing games, howling and hunting.
dislikes:the devil, who annoys him, break ups, poop on foot, haters of alpha and omega.
Friends: kate alpha wolf,hank666, the one true kate(mate), omega humphrey, garth 217, humphrey98, Metallica 1147 and others that's on the orodha of fans. here's the bio for wewe kate if wewe get this.and this is for you.enjoy!^.^lol
age:17
rank:alpha
sex:male
fir color:brown
eye color:blueish green
mate:the one true kate
likes:friends, kate, working out, training, sex, playing games, howling and hunting.
dislikes:the devil, who annoys him, break ups, poop on foot, haters of alpha and omega.
Friends: kate alpha wolf,hank666, the one true kate(mate), omega humphrey, garth 217, humphrey98, Metallica 1147 and others that's on the orodha of fans. here's the bio for wewe kate if wewe get this.and this is for you.enjoy!^.^lol
So yeah, I ran out of Ideas for the left for dead crossover. Instead, I am doing a dead rising crossover.
It was supposed to be a simple group project. Shoot a and make a movie, then onyesha it. Its was a simple documentary on urban environment. Well we decided to take it to Fortune City. The only problem is..... is swarming with zombies. Now trapped in the city, and with only 72 hours to escape. Humphrey, Lilly, Garth and I will have to do what it takes to
survive. And in this film, this aint no special effects
It was supposed to be a simple group project. Shoot a and make a movie, then onyesha it. Its was a simple documentary on urban environment. Well we decided to take it to Fortune City. The only problem is..... is swarming with zombies. Now trapped in the city, and with only 72 hours to escape. Humphrey, Lilly, Garth and I will have to do what it takes to
survive. And in this film, this aint no special effects
I was bored while looking at a pic and a idea popped into my head. I could zombie it!! So I did and that was the beginning of the zombies. I then added ribs showing, teeth missing, eyes missing, ears torn off, limbs torn off, etc.
As the zombies got zaidi popular, I added some new things and took away somethings, the result only boosting their popularity. So from a idea to a legendary thing, A&O Zombies has come a LONG way from it's start.
(This makala was gonna be a hell of a lot longer, but the first one I wrote get Lost kwa fanpop so I alisema f**k it and I wrote this short one)
As the zombies got zaidi popular, I added some new things and took away somethings, the result only boosting their popularity. So from a idea to a legendary thing, A&O Zombies has come a LONG way from it's start.
(This makala was gonna be a hell of a lot longer, but the first one I wrote get Lost kwa fanpop so I alisema f**k it and I wrote this short one)
a few days later
my pov
i was on my way to charlies pango "hey charlie hows it going" i alisema "nothing much just board" charlie alisema "well how would wewe like to go out with me" i alisema "sure i've been waiting for wewe to ask me" charlie alisema "cool lets go cutie" i alisema "coming hansdom" charlie said
later during my date
we were eating a cariabu "thankyou shannan for the lovely tarehe oh i've got something for you" charlie alisema i leaned in close to charlie she closed her eyes and puckered up and i did the same it was my first kiss and was glourous we slid each others tounge in and out for what seamed like hours then it ended "wow that was amazing" charlie alisema "i know and its even better since your my first" i alisema "really same here" charlie "so were both each others first this is great it like destiny" i alisema "stop it your ruining the moment" charlie alisema and i walked her nyumbani "see wewe tommorow" i alisema "goodbye shannan" charlie alisema kissing me.
my pov
i was on my way to charlies pango "hey charlie hows it going" i alisema "nothing much just board" charlie alisema "well how would wewe like to go out with me" i alisema "sure i've been waiting for wewe to ask me" charlie alisema "cool lets go cutie" i alisema "coming hansdom" charlie said
later during my date
we were eating a cariabu "thankyou shannan for the lovely tarehe oh i've got something for you" charlie alisema i leaned in close to charlie she closed her eyes and puckered up and i did the same it was my first kiss and was glourous we slid each others tounge in and out for what seamed like hours then it ended "wow that was amazing" charlie alisema "i know and its even better since your my first" i alisema "really same here" charlie "so were both each others first this is great it like destiny" i alisema "stop it your ruining the moment" charlie alisema and i walked her nyumbani "see wewe tommorow" i alisema "goodbye shannan" charlie alisema kissing me.
