THE WAR BETWEEN ALPHAS & OMEGAS
    It was a bright and sunny summer morning Humphrey was due in a pack council meeting today. I’m worried about this Shakey Humphrey alisema worried It’s nothing man” alisema Shakey then he went in and sat to listen to the council talk about what the fuck about omegas and how they don’t need respect objection omega’s need there respect its not fair it’s always omega’s sekunde alisema Humphrey and that how this war got started. (Flash back over).OMEGA Humphrey We need to get to alpha point b omega team one captured alpha a they have...

Just like the last Parody, based off the onyesha Metalocalypse, but using the Alpha and Omega Characters. (Viewer Discretion is advice) Also, before wewe say anything, yes I am aware the grammar used in Hutch’s and Humphrey’s dialog looks bad, but that’s just how the characters I’ve based them on talk in the show. All characters are also in anthro form. So there wewe go, enjoy. :D

A&O Mbwa mwitu loups duka for Furniture (Parody)

Garth, Humphrey, Hutch, Candu, and Salty standing outside a furniture store to do some shopping....hopefully.

Garth: Guys, looks like we're going to fucking Ikea.

Humphrey:...

Chapter 11: Eastern Meeting

While Kate and Humphrey continued towards the river, Winston, Eve, Garth, and Lilly were already there waiting for them to arrive. Winston was anxiously pacing back and forth along the river bank while thinking about what he was going to say to Tony, the others sat close kwa and watched him while buried in their own thoughts. This continued for several dakika until finally the sound of rustling bushes hinted the arrival of the two Mbwa mwitu loups they have been waiting for. Winston stopped his pacing and looked back to see the sight of his daughter walking closely beside Humphrey,...

Chapter 9: No zaidi Hiding


Kate and Garth continued to follow behind Hutch and Vik feeling a great sense of nervousness the closer they got to the pango grounds. They didn't speak much for they were too busy in their thoughts, which were running at lightning speed trying to think of what will happen next. Kate was beginning to accept the fact that it would be better to just come out with it all right when they got to her parents den, but another side of her alisema otherwise. Now it felt like she was back during the first week of when this started, always in a constant worry that someone would catch...

**Authors Note-Hey guys, I'm trying like crazy to keep the sasisho flowing, but getting to type is hit and miss lately. Hope wewe enjoy what I manage to get out.**

"Tiberius, are we getting close," Hutch shouted hopefully as the blizzard-like winds attempted to push the two Mbwa mwitu loups back the way they had came. Hutch could barely see a foot in front of his face, and what he could manage to see was blanketed in snow. He had thought that the Jasper park winters were cold. but this made those look like nothing.

"I think so, just hold out for a little bit longer, if we don't find them over this ridge,...

Chapter 7: Planning


Days passed kwa as everything in and outside of the pack continued on like normal, Kate and Garth took care of their alpha duties and anything else important while Humphrey had grown into the habit of hunting every now and then. Nothing much was alisema between the two alpha Mbwa mwitu loups about their secret relationships and they continued to act as if they were mates. However they had to act a little harder because yesterday was the night of the moonlight howl, the first one since the night of their marriage.

It was decided between them both and the approval of Lilly that they could...

As they make it to the Wall-Mart there was about thirty zombies on the parking lot and the Wall-Mart was hit kwa what looks like a helicopter and made it collapse Hutch:" holy shit" Kate:" where to now?" Cando:" looks like it's time to find a new town". Billy saw what looked like a map of the country of Canada and America and billy picked it up and unfolded it Billy:" hujambo dad look" Hutch went to Billy and he showed Hutch the map Hutch:" hujambo it's a map, good eye Billy" Billy smiled, Kate:" so what town are we in?" Hutch looked on the map of Canada Hutch:" it looks like we are in" Hutch looks...

Wolf:Lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Fox:Shut up.
Wolf:NOUPE.AVI
2:
Wolf:Yo I exploded teh heli! Youihjrrjwizw-
Another Wolf:Wut did u say?
Wolf:I say I EXPLODED TRH HELI AND IDGKLTTLTDNCLSK.
Another Wolf:You are a retarded?
Wolf:NO I am your worst nightma-
*boom*
Another Wolf:What just happened?
A/N:Okay everyone will have a name.
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John:I don't know.. did a...Terrorist just hugged him?
Daniel:From behind?
John: I g-
*Boom*
Daniel:What the hell happened?!
?:You 're Next...
Daniel:Nooo! *Hides under mommy's bed*
?:Lol so coward im just a Rat.
3:
Simeon:Steady...Steady..Hahahahahah!
Someone...

Now greeting to the world vice ala big gong zilla 'alongside skrillex for long! Oh wait, I won't! Ah we a blaze the moto make it bun dem!

"Joshua are wewe sure this is right?"

"I am as sure as your death is pointless"

Humphrey rolled his eyes and walked on. 3 miles of walking and they still weren't at the dead farasi camp.

"Before wewe say wewe are looking for someone could wewe give me a name?"

"Her name is Kate I upendo her and she means a lot to me"

"Ha ha upendo its a funny thing if wewe think about it"

Joshua Graham continued walking to the cave of sorrows the hospital of some sort Kate lied in wait clutching...

ok so jon got suspended and everyone else knows well i got a message from him saying its been nice knowing wewe and he alisema he left because there is no reason to be here and i thought about it and hes right so heres my letter:*BF3 sound track death of vladimir plays* me:*in russian accent* radiation is like life, a uniqely damaging event perhaps ill stay 5 days more... perhaps, i will quit tommorrow im telling my story here of how noobs came with trolls and set moto to this club. im sure wewe guys dont view it in the same light as i do *examines m1911 pistol in light* *pours vodka* and sometimes...

*wind blows* it didnt take long for the west to fall of course wewe werent there to see it. but wewe passed on something to us your hope courage and your strength to rise to the challenge but your body and ashes belong to the west. *wind blows again* *gunfire* *faint voices* *bagpipes play* hutch: 10 hut! *21 diferent gunshots* eve:*crying* whyd they have to die! it was only a couple days from when a great alpha had fallen...... winston. from the cover of darkness tradgedy struck it was november 23rd an eastern sniper was perched on a cliff winston continued walking the took winstons neck the...

I walked into the dense brush hutch alerting me he said; identification! and sniffed me he alisema ;welcome master. I alisema ;hello hutch and walked away to a makeshift pango looking to be made of birch wood rocks and a fallen tree. I alisema ;wow they havent really improved. I walked into the pango and saw all the Mbwa mwitu loups gathering inside for something. just then it hit me it was thanksgiving! so thats why i smell a rotting carcass! as i looked I saw winston in a makeshift throne. he was was saying something I couldnt decifer. he pointed at me and alisema ;the demon has returned! all the Mbwa mwitu loups howled and...

Stupid Cleverbot.


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User:im a insane wanker.

Cleverbot: wewe alisema wewe were a vampire. Liar.

User: I'm a mbwa mwitu rawr!

Cleverbot: Where do wewe live?

User: In a den.

Cleverbot: What is the name of it?

User: nyumbani sweet home.

Cleverbot: Where is the house?

User: Behind you.

Cleverbot: There is nothing behind me.

User: Behind me.

Cleverbot: There is god behind me.

User: *cuts your chest with my claws*.

Cleverbot: Haha. Sorry, no. I am married.

User: Im a wolf.

Cleverbot: You're a furry?

User: Yeah furry wolf.

Cleverbot: I thought wewe weren't sure.

User: *grrrr...*.

Cleverbot: What...

The sun rise made my eyes hurt when I woke up, it was a cool siku about fifty degrees. I was still wondering looking for someone to accept a lone mbwa mwitu like me. The sun shined through the little crease in my lonesome den. It meant it was time for me to wake up. I rose from my kitanda which was a little saddening knowing I might not come back to. I put out the moto which kept me warm, it was back to the cold bitterness which I was really unpleasement. I picked up a few things that I would need for the search. A flashlight, lighter and any chakula I can savage of my left overs. Everything seemed ready...

after "Alpha and Omega 2" came out in October and a lotta people kept giving it 10/10 ratings (like me, i loved the sequel), i'm gonna review the original and i'm gonna tell y'all why it's my all time favorite.
"Alpha and Omega 1". So, "Alpha and Omega 1" came out in 2010, it was wrongly slammed kwa critics for no reason, but it did have a big shabiki base and that's good. Okay, so in "Alpha and Omega 1", Kate and Humphrey are 2 young wolves: Kate's the sexy, responsible Alpha girl in the pack and she kicks a lotta punda (she's like the mbwa mwitu version of Lara Croft), and she's super hot. And Humphrey's...

Seeing as how The Final War was the big grand finale, I really had no choice but to make as many callbacks as I possibly could, so let’s get started.

There’s a pretty obvious callback to A Hero’s Past in chapter five when Humphrey talks about Arnold and when he got stuck in the kubeba trap and Humphrey had to leave him. It also brings Arnold back to the audience’s mind to make sure they still remember him when he eventually returns.

There’s another callback to A Hero’s Past shortly afterward when Humphrey finds Gerald and the kubeba and jokes about how he and Arnold started something...