*Rated T for all the usual reasons, wewe have been warned!*
"Humphrey wake up! Wake up man we got another lesson today!" Humphrey's eyes opened a little, he saw the lean, powerful figure of Garth standing over him. "Um wait, whoa, what?" "Its almost noon Humphrey get your scrawny butt up!" Humphrey finally came around and opened his eyes all the way and looked around. The cave was brilliantly lit with warm autumn sun, Kate still sound asleep snored softly. Humphrey remembered what he and Kate did the awali night and how tiring it was.
"Last night was amazing Garth wewe should have seen me!" Humphrey alisema lazily. "No way! wewe actually tried it?" Humphrey nodded and grinned sheepishly at Garth. "It was awesome, don't think Kate liked it too much but secretly I kinda did, it was very exhausting though." Garth looked at him through concerned eyes. "Humphrey I don't think that that was Kate's actual mating cycle, it may have just been a desire she felt. Like I alisema yesterday Lilly's been doing the same thing, but I refuse to mate until I know for certain." Humphrey's grin fell off almost instantly.
"You mean that we wasted all the years worth of mtoto wa mbwa I had inside of me?" "Actually it dosen't work like that Humphrey. The 'puppies' that wewe have inside of wewe always come back no matter what. Kate's cycle should only be once a mwaka and if this was it than great but if it wasn't than you'll have to wait until it does." Humphrey looked confused and taken back. "You mean...?" Kate stirred and Garth and Humphrey did not hesitate to scram from the cave out into the sun. Humphrey did not want Kate to think that he had missed nearly half a day's worth of hunting lessons; especially if she did in fact have pups on the way!
Kate woke, dazed and sore from the awali night. Her whole area down there hurt a little; she could not believe just how big Humphrey was! The sun glared in warming her body, it felt good.
She looked behind her but Humphrey was not there and she remembered that he had another lesson today with Garth. She hoped training him would be over soon. He was gone all siku for the past week and a half and she was beginning to crave his company zaidi and zaidi during the long hours spent in the cave kwa herself.
She felt bad about how mean she had been to Humphrey last night, snapping at him, and muttering things under her breath about him. She never recalled a moment in her life when she detested herself as bad a she did now. She would apologize to him tonight when he returned from his hunting lesson.
Garth concluded at the end of Humphrey's short lesson that he would soon be ready to take on a real caribou soon. The tarehe was set. Humphrey would get 2 days to get fully rested and then he would attempt under Garth's supervision to bring down a caribou kwa himself. Humphrey was really excited that he would soon be able to take down his first caribou! Nothing would mess up his first hunt!
"Humphrey wake up! Wake up man we got another lesson today!" Humphrey's eyes opened a little, he saw the lean, powerful figure of Garth standing over him. "Um wait, whoa, what?" "Its almost noon Humphrey get your scrawny butt up!" Humphrey finally came around and opened his eyes all the way and looked around. The cave was brilliantly lit with warm autumn sun, Kate still sound asleep snored softly. Humphrey remembered what he and Kate did the awali night and how tiring it was.
"Last night was amazing Garth wewe should have seen me!" Humphrey alisema lazily. "No way! wewe actually tried it?" Humphrey nodded and grinned sheepishly at Garth. "It was awesome, don't think Kate liked it too much but secretly I kinda did, it was very exhausting though." Garth looked at him through concerned eyes. "Humphrey I don't think that that was Kate's actual mating cycle, it may have just been a desire she felt. Like I alisema yesterday Lilly's been doing the same thing, but I refuse to mate until I know for certain." Humphrey's grin fell off almost instantly.
"You mean that we wasted all the years worth of mtoto wa mbwa I had inside of me?" "Actually it dosen't work like that Humphrey. The 'puppies' that wewe have inside of wewe always come back no matter what. Kate's cycle should only be once a mwaka and if this was it than great but if it wasn't than you'll have to wait until it does." Humphrey looked confused and taken back. "You mean...?" Kate stirred and Garth and Humphrey did not hesitate to scram from the cave out into the sun. Humphrey did not want Kate to think that he had missed nearly half a day's worth of hunting lessons; especially if she did in fact have pups on the way!
Kate woke, dazed and sore from the awali night. Her whole area down there hurt a little; she could not believe just how big Humphrey was! The sun glared in warming her body, it felt good.
She looked behind her but Humphrey was not there and she remembered that he had another lesson today with Garth. She hoped training him would be over soon. He was gone all siku for the past week and a half and she was beginning to crave his company zaidi and zaidi during the long hours spent in the cave kwa herself.
She felt bad about how mean she had been to Humphrey last night, snapping at him, and muttering things under her breath about him. She never recalled a moment in her life when she detested herself as bad a she did now. She would apologize to him tonight when he returned from his hunting lesson.
Garth concluded at the end of Humphrey's short lesson that he would soon be ready to take on a real caribou soon. The tarehe was set. Humphrey would get 2 days to get fully rested and then he would attempt under Garth's supervision to bring down a caribou kwa himself. Humphrey was really excited that he would soon be able to take down his first caribou! Nothing would mess up his first hunt!
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, au ROTFLMAO!"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds kwa going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a siku on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight kwa inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a nenosiri other than "password"
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 Facebook accounts.
Lose 20 pounds kwa going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a siku on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight kwa inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a nenosiri other than "password"
Looks like im under in this bridge,
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck wewe all.
Play down kwa the mitaani, mtaa while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no zaidi rhymes
Now wewe die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause wewe mbwa chewed up ya collars,
ngumi, punch ‘n kick onyesha how wewe win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
wewe breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck wewe all.
Play down kwa the mitaani, mtaa while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no zaidi rhymes
Now wewe die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause wewe mbwa chewed up ya collars,
ngumi, punch ‘n kick onyesha how wewe win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
wewe breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite
