Kate, Humphrey, Garth, and Lilly decide to take a romantic vacation to Fortune City to celebrate their honeymoons. But just when they thought it was all fun and games... Things go to hell. Zombies, Phsycopaths, Danger, wewe name it. Will they get out of the city alive au will they be dinner? Blood, Language, Violence and whatever else.
"Hey Kate! wewe ready to go pick up Lilly and Garth!?" Humphrey called while inapakia luggage into the trunk. "Yeah honey just a second! Im doing my hair!" Kate called from the house. "Let the spa do that for you! They are waiting on us!" Humphrey shouted back. Kate came running out with her mfuko wa fedha, mfuko and her mto for the drive. "Im so excited are we going to that 'Terror is Reality' thing to?" Kate asked. "You bet, Chuck Green is Garth's and my favorite. He is pretty good at it too." Humphrey replied. They loaded up and drove about 20 dakika until they reached Garth and Lilly's. "Wassup bruh bruh?" Garth alisema as he gave Humphrey a bromance hug. "LILLY!!!!!" Kate cried as she hugged her little sister. "Im so excited I watched that Chuck Green guy on tv last night! He mowed down all those zombies it was crazy." Lilly said. "Damn thats crazy." Kate said.
After driving again for another 6 hours they finally reached Fortune City. Their hotel was right inayofuata to the mall, casino, and arena where Terror is Reality is supposed to take place. After unloading their car and checking in, they got dressed to go hit some slot machines. Kate was usually good at that kind of stuff and Humphrey was zaidi of a poker kind of guy, Lilly and Garth just got drunk and ended up having to go to bed. After that, Humphrey and Kate went back to their room. Kate was lying in kitanda and humphrey took a kuoga with his new Calvin Kline Body wash ETERNITY. After his shower, he fell asleep inayofuata to his beutiful wife and began to dream.
Humphrey dreamed that he was a contestant on "Terror is Reality" and everyone he knew and loved was there to cheer him on. Humphrey was wearing a red suit and helment and was on the motorbike with 2 chainsaws on the handles. Tyrone King then appeard on the stage. "ALRIGHT LADDIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!! wewe READY TO KICK SOME ZOMBIE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????" His voice boomed. "HUMPHREY! HUMPHREY!" The crowd cheered. Humphrey waved to the crowd and he then notice Chuck Green, his hero, sitting there and cheering him on as well. "Well Humphrey...YOU READY TO PLAY TERROR IS REALITY???" Tyrone asked. Humphrey nodded. "WELL HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!" Tyrone shouted. Platforms raised from the ground to reveal the zombies he has to kill in order to win. "I will make wewe proud Chuck, Kate, everyone." he alisema to himself. "READY....SET....GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Tyrone shouted. Humphrey then floored it and began going through the zombies. Limbs, heads, blood flying everywhere. The crowd cheered as Humphrey did some stunts in the air while mowing down zombies. "God this is so much fun." After about a dakika of zombie killing and stunts it was time for results. "Ok Humphrey, we are going to pick a bila mpangilio number then compare it to how many zombies wewe killed. If your number is higher, wewe win, lower, wewe lose." Tyrone explained. Humphrey crossed his paws as he watched the big score board. It turns out that he killed about 600 zombies. "Ok humphrey, the mystery number is.... oh my god... its 599! wewe WIN kwa 1 ZOMBIE!" Tyrone screamed. "UNBELIEVEABLE!"
"Humphrey..." Kate alisema nudging him. "Huh?" Humphery alisema as he rolled over to face his mate. "You were talking in your sleep. Im guessing wewe are excited about tonight?" Kate said. "Uh yeah I am... Can I go back to sleep now?" Humphrey whined.
To be Continued....
Night Time, all is calm.
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-Ares AKA AlphaClub AKA Caleb
AND FOR THE RECORD... YES, SOME OF US DO STUPID SHIT ON JERE THAT MAKE FIGHTS WORSE, BUT AREA... wewe NEVER SEE THAT wewe ARE ALSO NOT ALWAYS RIGHT!
The morning after that Me and Sophie wake up to find my parents aren't in the pango
Me: Sop wake up my parents aren't here.*uncomfortably
Sophie: Probably hunting
Me:Are wewe sure?
Sophie:Come on let's go and find them
We walk to the hunting ground and found my parents hunting
Me:Nice catch mom and dad.
Rose and Shade: Thanks son morning guys
Sophie: Morning to wewe too.
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As me and my parents brought back the chakula to eat
I notice Sophie didn't my share
Me: Sophie what's wrong?
Sophie: I can't eat that it's your family kill
Me: Sop you're family to me
Sophie:Okay Jason
Rose:You cared about her don't you?
Me:As a friend au as a crush
Rose: Crush
Me: Then as a friend.
Me: Sop wake up my parents aren't here.*uncomfortably
Sophie: Probably hunting
Me:Are wewe sure?
Sophie:Come on let's go and find them
We walk to the hunting ground and found my parents hunting
Me:Nice catch mom and dad.
Rose and Shade: Thanks son morning guys
Sophie: Morning to wewe too.
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As me and my parents brought back the chakula to eat
I notice Sophie didn't my share
Me: Sophie what's wrong?
Sophie: I can't eat that it's your family kill
Me: Sop you're family to me
Sophie:Okay Jason
Rose:You cared about her don't you?
Me:As a friend au as a crush
Rose: Crush
Me: Then as a friend.
