Humphrey x Kate 1 (by Codetski101)

Alright, just because i'm uandishi a parody doesn't mean i upendo Kate au the movie any less. Purely for comedy.

Humphrey and his fat, his scrawny and his shaky little friend were pushing a log up to the front of a hill. "Alright guys! Taste the wind! WHOOO!"
Humphrey looked down. "Guys... We're not move-ING" The log lurhced forwards. "Salty! Hang a left!" Salty put his right foot down. THey turned right. They then smashed into a tree, splitting the log in half horizontally, killing shakey. "I alisema LEFT wewe DUMBASS" "Whoops." "Anyway, we need to work on the... Brakes! "Brakes?" Mooch and salty...

Chris was woken kwa the sound of his alarm clock falling off the train set above and hitting the floor. He swore, turned over and tried to get back to sleep. Then his morning cup of chai hit him in the face. "Alright, alright." he muttered drowsily, wiping the sleep from hit face. "I'm getting up." He got up and got dressed in his work clothes, muttering somthing about rusty springs, and wrote in his notebook:
"Morning wake up system working fine, just so long as wewe enjoy having to buy a fresh set of pjamas from the mall every evening."

Chris was an inventor. In truth, he didn't have a second...

It felt like we had been walking for weeks. The truth is we had only been walking a few hours since our last break. We had escaped the massacre only to be left wandering for days au weeks I couldn't tell anymore. There were less than a dozen of us left and we had to find a new pack if we wanted to survive. We had to go where my father had told us that Mbwa mwitu loups were protected. I believed it to only be a story but now it was hope and the only little bit we have had left. We had to find Jasper.

The three alphas we had left estimated we would be there in less than a days walk. I wondered why they...

Kates inner monster part 6


Garth continued to run as fast as he could trying his best to keep up with
Kate. Little did he know that his mate Lilly and his friend Humphrey just got
wolfnapped kwa a few hunters, but he ran through the forest determined to find Kate.
Garth stopped and tried to catch his breath and searched around his surroundings to see
if he could find au hear anything. "Pant,Pant shes got to be around here some where??"
"I must be at least close to finding her....... I hope!" Garth takes one last look around
and puts his nose to the ground and takes a big wiff of the earth hoping...

Well, the main men characters of the pack jiunge the NFL.

Humphrey and Kate woke up.
“I’m hungry.”
“Let’s get some Burger King.”
“Yeah.”
They drove to Burger King.
“Hello, I cannot help wewe right now.”
“What!?”
“No service.”
“Really?”
“What do wewe want?”
“Oh, umm, can I have the McChicken sandwich, sandwichi please.”
“They aren’t McDonalds,” Kate said.
“Are wewe guys McDonalds?”
“Hell no!”
“Oh then I’ll have the burger, the fries, and the Coke.”
“Ok.”
“Kate, what do wewe want?”
“Can I have a Battery?”
“What?”
“Sorry, we’re listening...

(The western pack are nothing but traitors and filled with disrespect to all omegas. Humphrey and the omegas moved to the Eastern territory and joined their pack who are fighting the Western wolves. However Kate and Lilly left their parents to be with the ones they upendo the most.)



Vendetta
April 12, 12:13hrs
Eastern territory

Humphrey and Kate were looking out and seeing the western border. Kate was upset and sad that her parents have mistreated him and the omegas for such a long time and now doesn't care for them any more. She moved with Humphrey to the Eastern Pack and so did her sister Lilly....

A hard gust of wind blew through the tall trees in the Jasper National Park Wildlife Reserve. Lightning and thunder came afterwards, followed kwa a strong rainfall. Squirrels stayed hidden in their hollow mti trunks while rabbits ran into their dug-out dens and grizzlies slept within the shelter of caves. Elsewhere however, the vicious pack of Mbwa mwitu loups were paying no mind to the harsh weather.

Slash "King" watched from beneath the shadows with a shallow expression of hope on his dampened face. His daughter, the purest Alpha in the Banff mbwa mwitu pack was in labor AGAIN for the fourth time in three...