All the Alpha and Omega trailers (best to worst)

August. 9, 2013. Well here's Humphrey's jokes I've worked up so um enjoy!

Entry one: what did two bears do while changing spots? one of the bears said" um this barely fit me does this make butt look big?.....the other kubeba replies" um yes it does". (both of them laughs) wow I can't bearly see how that can't fit you".

Entry two: um Kate where did wewe put my cupcake!? Kate replied." I've put in the garbage!". Humphrey Gasped." um why did wewe do that for?". Kate sounded discussed" because it smells bad". Humphrey sniffed." um I was going to eat that cupcake".

Entry three: (Humphrey farts)pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft!...

*Enemy Mbwa mwitu loups run at us*Me:You guy's ready. Humphrey:Yes. Garth:Yep. Me:Hold on guy's this will be cool. *I do the moto ball jutsu hand pose burning the enemy wolves* Humphrey:That was cool who taught wewe that? Me:I a learned a few thing from my book of spells and training. Garth:Do wewe know Arctic wolf? Me:I never heard of that mbwa mwitu I can teach wewe guys some of these jutsu's here's one. *I do the ice hand pose and the ice freezes hidden enemy wolves* Humphrey:Cool how can we get these jutsu's? Me:Easy follow me. *I walk Humphrey and Garth to a cave with Glowing jem's inside a jar* Me:See these...

Warning, crap sence of humor and pee and poo, and language might contain to this article. Your description is advised.

"Hello my name is Kate AND THIS IS JACKASS!!!" Kate yelled. And turns out she was on a mti with humphrey. Garth got out a chainsaw and chopped down the tree. "timber wewe jackasses!!!" Garth said. Then the mti was starting to fall. Then humphrey and Kate fell on the snow. "Whoo!" Humphrey yelled.

Fat fucks!

Humphrey and garth got on jackets. And stuffed them with lots of pillows. Then they went outside. Humphrey got out a sledingboard. "Okay fatty wewe ready." Humphrey said. "Hey...

A white mbwa mwitu walked through the halls of the white house. He stepped into a room with a beautiful, young, blackish-grey mbwa mwitu known as Janice, watching out the window.

"Hey Janice" The white mbwa mwitu greeted.

"Hey dad" Janice greeted.

"How are wewe holding up?"

"I'm tired, when can we go home?" Janice asked.

"Soon".

They heard heavy footsteps walking towards the door. Two Mbwa mwitu loups in black suits walked in.

"Humphrey, we need to talk".

"Okay, bye Janice. I'll see wewe in a little while" Humphrey said."Okay bye dad" Janice said.

Humphrey walked with 5 Mbwa mwitu loups down the hall, and through a door. In the small room,...