wewe know very well that wewe will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
wewe say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter vitabu out so far ten au zaidi times!!! (I have!!!)
wewe follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
wewe often call a teacher wewe don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when wewe ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because wewe often ride around your nyumbani on a ufagio trying to fly.
wewe try every siku to get people to songesha in pictures.
wewe have a wand that wewe use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why wewe turn in your homework on parchment.
wewe have two sets of each book and send off zaidi copies to Marafiki and penpals (me!) and recommend the vitabu to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your Marafiki wonder where wewe got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times wewe alisema it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
wewe constantly pester your family to songesha to Britain so wewe can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
wewe write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and wewe used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
wewe talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
wewe scower the libraries around your town and school for vitabu like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling wewe "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
wewe constantly pester your artsy Marafiki to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
wewe go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
wewe have tons of papers on Harry Potter that wewe printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
wewe have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your dawati area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
wewe made wewe parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
wewe constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the inayofuata book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, wewe place a hold on the two books.
wewe try to make your eighteen mwaka old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
wewe go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor.
wewe go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your Marafiki are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why wewe have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
wewe keep going to tafuta engines, trying to find zaidi shabiki sites.
wewe don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
wewe want a prequel!!!
wewe want zaidi than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
wewe wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard kwa J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
wewe get excited kwa any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
wewe saw the movie "The Haunting" & alisema flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
wewe got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
wewe thought a place wewe went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
wewe have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
wewe say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
wewe constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
wewe have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
wewe stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
wewe have a mirror wewe call "Erised."
wewe beg your parents to get wewe an owl.
wewe want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
wewe constantly quote characters.
wewe bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
wewe wear black robes and pointed hats.
wewe glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten wewe hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
wewe try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
wewe get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
wewe get a diary and never write in it.
wewe are slightly amused kwa me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands wewe a Harry Potter poster, when, though wewe hadn't asked, wewe were about to . . . (ME!)
wewe scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news au anyplace else.
wewe eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; wewe get the idea . . .
wewe automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
wewe tell adults that they have to read the vitabu and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
wewe dress up as a witch au wizard for Halloween to onyesha off your spirit. (I've been a witch for Halloween for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
wewe break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
wewe say that despite the fight, wewe and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid imba egg."
wewe often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys wewe and wewe aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
wewe scare reporters kwa sending them shabiki mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
wewe and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon wewe find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
wewe are an avid shabiki fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes wewe scream, laugh, applaud, au ujumla, jumla just become rather giddy.
Your Marafiki refer to wewe as "that Harry Potter maniac."
wewe can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
wewe meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
wewe enter every Harry Potter contest available.
wewe start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the inayofuata book is going to take longer to come out than wewe think it should!
wewe actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
wewe believe that wewe know zaidi about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
wewe beg your chemistry teacher to help wewe make a "potion" and s/he tells wewe to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered kwa wewe any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
wewe find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know wewe kwa your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
wewe say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter vitabu out so far ten au zaidi times!!! (I have!!!)
wewe follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
wewe often call a teacher wewe don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when wewe ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because wewe often ride around your nyumbani on a ufagio trying to fly.
wewe try every siku to get people to songesha in pictures.
wewe have a wand that wewe use a lot.
Your teachers keep wondering why wewe turn in your homework on parchment.
wewe have two sets of each book and send off zaidi copies to Marafiki and penpals (me!) and recommend the vitabu to relatives who are weirder than you.
Your two sets of each book are seperated this way: One to read over and over, spill things on, drop, crinkle, and ruin the pages; and two, to keep pretty on the bookshelf and never touch except to dust.
Your Marafiki wonder where wewe got the term, "The only fly in the ointment." ::sniffs:: They laughed at it the first ten times wewe alisema it. ::sniffs:: (I will be saying it when I actually talk to anybody!!!)
wewe constantly pester your family to songesha to Britain so wewe can be closer to J. K. Rowling.
wewe write to Warner Brothers and Scholastic about Harry Potter and wewe used to get answers, but now, six months later . . . nope! (No, not me. :-))
wewe talk in low hisses to snakes who lazily glance at you.
wewe scower the libraries around your town and school for vitabu like The Standard Book of Spells and Hogwarts, A History and the librarians have to keep repeatedly telling wewe "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE BOOKS!!!"
wewe constantly pester your artsy Marafiki to draw pictures out of the Harry Potter books.
wewe go to Harry websites every day. (ME!!! ::grumbles:: When I'm not in trouble)
wewe have tons of papers on Harry Potter that wewe printed off the Internet and used up the toner on.
wewe have many floppy disks full of Harry Potter stuff.
Your dawati area always consists of Harry Potter things. (oh, me!)
wewe made wewe parents (or parent) read Harry Potter.
wewe constantly ask the people at Barnes and Noble when the inayofuata book is coming in (ME!!!) & when Sorcerer's Stone is going to be stocked in again.
After finally getting a straight answer from these people, wewe place a hold on the two books.
wewe try to make your eighteen mwaka old friend read them and all she'll say is "Ooh! Pictures!" (Sadly, me.)
wewe go to the zoo and try to speak to the boa constrictor.
wewe go into the bathroom and scratch in a snake in the sink then try to make it open up.
Your Marafiki are always staring at your nice, long eagle feather quill, wondering why wewe have it.
Your inkwell has spilled many times in your pack.
wewe keep going to tafuta engines, trying to find zaidi shabiki sites.
wewe don't care much for the Scholastic site. (Me, but it's a lot better than the Animorphs and Everworld, at least. :-))
wewe want a prequel!!!
wewe want zaidi than seven books!!! (EVERYONE!! Well, so I don't get flamed, the opinion is varied)
wewe wonder why Ptolemy is considered a wizard kwa J. K. Rowling. (Is he?)
wewe get excited kwa any Greek/Roman mythology characters mentioned.
wewe saw the movie "The Haunting" & alisema flat out that the house was Hogwarts.
wewe got really excited when the gryffins started moving in the movie!)
wewe thought a place wewe went with lots of trees & a lake was the moved backyard of Hogwarts.
wewe have a turban that smells weird & is a lovely shade of violet.
wewe say at the beginning of school, "Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!" (Maybe me, when school starts . . .)
wewe constantly sing the Sorting Hat's song and the Hogwarts song.
wewe have seven bottles. (Uh, I have blue bottles, but I doubt that counts. :-))
wewe stay away from plants with vines for fear of it being a Devil's Snare.
wewe have a mirror wewe call "Erised."
wewe beg your parents to get wewe an owl.
wewe want to buy a train & name it the Hogwarts Express.
wewe constantly quote characters.
wewe bug other webmistresses and webmasters of Harry Potter websites. (::grins sheepishly::)
wewe wear black robes and pointed hats.
wewe glue a compass to the dashboard of your parent's car and try to get the car to fly.
Your attemps to try to fly have gotten wewe hurt and special appointments . . . :-)
wewe try to make the Polyjuice Potion.
wewe get an egg and try to hatch it under a toad. (I have no idea why someone would do this . . .)
wewe get a diary and never write in it.
wewe are slightly amused kwa me. :-)
Your language arts/English teacher hands wewe a Harry Potter poster, when, though wewe hadn't asked, wewe were about to . . . (ME!)
wewe scream in joy when something about Harry Potter comes on the news au anyplace else.
wewe eagerly await the fight on MTV's "Death Match" that will contain the following: Harry vs. Draco; Ron vs. Scabbars; Snape vs. Neville's grandmother; wewe get the idea . . .
wewe automatically hit anyone (even friends) if they say anything negative about Harry Potter (e.g., "Harry Potter sucks!"), & know they deserved it. (::looks around innocently, then raises her hand::)
wewe tell adults that they have to read the vitabu and correct the librarian the third book does not have a "bird" on it, but a hippogriff. (I swear to everything possible, me; it just happened)
wewe dress up as a witch au wizard for Halloween to onyesha off your spirit. (I've been a witch for Halloween for nine years! BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!)
wewe break your arm, then come to school saying that a big black ball hit your arm, and broke it, and then a crazy blond man tried to remove the bones. (Not me; I've never broken a bone in my life, even though I fall down every day!)
wewe say that despite the fight, wewe and the dragon are still "good friends," then mutter about "that stupid imba egg."
wewe often mutter spells when a teacher/classmate annoys wewe and wewe aren't able to use "colorful" language. (::grins::)
Your trip(s) to the Harry Potter movie ended with a mixed reaction. (::refrains from screaming::)
wewe scare reporters kwa sending them shabiki mail for doing a blurb about Harry.
wewe and your parents cut out every newspaper cartoon wewe find with reference to Harry Potter (Family Circus, Close to Home, etc.).
wewe are an avid shabiki fiction writer/reader.
Any mention of Harry Potter makes wewe scream, laugh, applaud, au ujumla, jumla just become rather giddy.
Your Marafiki refer to wewe as "that Harry Potter maniac."
wewe can name all the first Harry Potter sites that began popping up in mid-1999 (there were only ten of us!).
wewe meet someone for the first time and demand to know if they like Harry Potter; if they don't, your opinion of them drops several points.
wewe enter every Harry Potter contest available.
wewe start getting mad and begin to scream if there is any hint the inayofuata book is going to take longer to come out than wewe think it should!
wewe actually won a Harry Potter scarf from the 2001 Sears movie contest (my mom, hehe!).
wewe believe that wewe know zaidi about Harry Potter than J. K. Rowling does.
wewe beg your chemistry teacher to help wewe make a "potion" and s/he tells wewe to be quiet because they don't want to be pestered kwa wewe any longer (sorry, Mr. Green!).
wewe find it hilarious that your teachers work at Renaissane Faires because they look a little like the extras running around Diagon Alley in the movie.
People at school call/know wewe kwa your Harry Potter screenname.
Anyting remotely related to Harry Potter is gold.
Isobel Panhurst 28 April at 19:52
Hi
How are you?
What wewe been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do wewe ship Klaine?
Do wewe ship Spuffy?
wewe don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam inayofuata week?
Did wewe watch Glee on Monday?
Did wewe know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did wewe know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did wewe know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough maswali for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are wewe a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do wewe like Drarry?
are wewe against people asking questions?
He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a bitch, kahaba earlier.....
Hi
How are you?
What wewe been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do wewe ship Klaine?
Do wewe ship Spuffy?
wewe don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam inayofuata week?
Did wewe watch Glee on Monday?
Did wewe know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did wewe know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did wewe know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough maswali for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are wewe a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do wewe like Drarry?
are wewe against people asking questions?
He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a bitch, kahaba earlier.....
I wrote this for class :D hope wewe like it!
In the Arena,
Two rules,
Stay alive
No cannibalism.
In the Arena,
24 tributes,
To the death,
One survivor.
In the Arena,
They called for her,
I volunteered,
To save Prim's life.
In the Arena,
She took my arrows,
Arrows are life,
My arrows.
In the Arena,
He alisema he'd kill me,
Would Peeta do that
To me?
In the Arena,
A cannon,
zaidi kills,
My kills?
In the Arena,
I find him,
Dying,
inayofuata to me.
In the Arena,
I saved him,
Together,
We'll survive.
I the Arena,
He told me,
I upendo you,
I lied.
In the Arena,
No one really
Comes out
Alive.
In the Arena,
They came
to tear us
to pieces.
In the Arena,
The berries
Saved us,
In the end.
In the Arena,
We lived,
But what
was the cost?
Reviews, please?
In the Arena,
Two rules,
Stay alive
No cannibalism.
In the Arena,
24 tributes,
To the death,
One survivor.
In the Arena,
They called for her,
I volunteered,
To save Prim's life.
In the Arena,
She took my arrows,
Arrows are life,
My arrows.
In the Arena,
He alisema he'd kill me,
Would Peeta do that
To me?
In the Arena,
A cannon,
zaidi kills,
My kills?
In the Arena,
I find him,
Dying,
inayofuata to me.
In the Arena,
I saved him,
Together,
We'll survive.
I the Arena,
He told me,
I upendo you,
I lied.
In the Arena,
No one really
Comes out
Alive.
In the Arena,
They came
to tear us
to pieces.
In the Arena,
The berries
Saved us,
In the end.
In the Arena,
We lived,
But what
was the cost?
Reviews, please?
wewe can’t write a poem about Sirius Black
Sirius Black is…A rebel without a cause
He defied his family name
When the Sorting hat shouted GRYFFINDOR!
He was blasted off his family mti
When he ran away from home
He Became an animagus along with his best friends
He took the form of a dog
And joined the Order of the Phoenix
To defy Lord Voldemort
Sirius Black…Lost his best friend James
On the night of Halloween
Then Sirius was blamed
For selling out James and his wife Lily
An innocent man sent to Azkaban
For a crime he didn’t do
Framed kwa a rat
Who was once a friend
How could a friend do this to you?
He was locked away for twelve years au so
When he finally escaped
He found his godson Harry
And tried his best to keep him safe
The, at the Department of Mysteries
While trying to keep young Harry safe
He died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange
With the ghost of a laugh on his face
:’(
“Come on, wewe can do better than that!”
Yes, it sucks. Do I care? Nah.
Sirius Black is…A rebel without a cause
He defied his family name
When the Sorting hat shouted GRYFFINDOR!
He was blasted off his family mti
When he ran away from home
He Became an animagus along with his best friends
He took the form of a dog
And joined the Order of the Phoenix
To defy Lord Voldemort
Sirius Black…Lost his best friend James
On the night of Halloween
Then Sirius was blamed
For selling out James and his wife Lily
An innocent man sent to Azkaban
For a crime he didn’t do
Framed kwa a rat
Who was once a friend
How could a friend do this to you?
He was locked away for twelve years au so
When he finally escaped
He found his godson Harry
And tried his best to keep him safe
The, at the Department of Mysteries
While trying to keep young Harry safe
He died at the hands of Bellatrix Lestrange
With the ghost of a laugh on his face
:’(
“Come on, wewe can do better than that!”
Yes, it sucks. Do I care? Nah.