My other gift was going to suck balls, so I decided to dick around and rewrite the lyrics of My Wena. :P (I hope the pun made sense lol)


Her name's Martina
Hey, have wewe seen her
Flirting with her crush named "Travis"
She gets so angry
But really flattered
When someone says she could be a Mrs.

She has many fanpop frieeeeends
She's a friend to the end

Martina is lonely tonight
She's cries when someone is offline
She's only happy when they say that they might
Stay onliiiiine
Just a little bit longer

GemonkDruid
That is her other name
And no one knows the meaning (*I do* :P)
She loves "U MAD BRO?"
And also "Y...

Again, as an original Biggerstaff, I decided to copy yet another makala idea.

This is about me, myself, and I. Yes, there are three different people, hence the fact that only three people are cheering for me. That's kind of sad, actually.

And I have no clue how to start this article.

TROUBLE LOVES MEEEE
WALKS BESIDE MEEEE
TO CHIDE MEEEE
NOT TO GUIDE MEEEE
IT'S STIIIILL MUCH MORE
THAN YOU'LL DOOOO

(Morrissey, bitches.)

Now that that's out of the way...

Who I Am:
- I am female, but it the Biggerstaff family I'm a male.
- RL name: Mary
- Biggerstaff name: Marion (creepy uncle ftw)
- I live in the U.S. and that's...

I sat their in my room staring outside the window with wet eyes from the forever falling tears. The tears pour out of my eyes, one kwa one, and slipped down my cheek to land on my black skinny jeans. I remembered how 2 years zamani on that day, I had woken up carefree, happy, and, overall, free. This morning I had woken up depressed and frightened out of my wits. But yet, I woke up determined as I always had.

Years zamani I had always wearing bright colors with my hair pulled back into a pony-tail. But lately things had been changing drastically. My black-brown hair hung in front of my face to hide...

1. Criminal Minds
Description: A section of the FBI, called the Behavioral Analysis Unit (or BAU), profaili criminals to solve crimes. A lot of psychology + crime solving = happy Mary.
How I Found It: My bro recommended it.
High Point: Spencer Reid and all of his nerdiness/adorableness. (Nerdiness isn't a word?! Stupid dictionary... Anyway, he's nerdy).
Low Point: JJ and Prentiss getting cut from the show. CBS, I hate you.
Favorite Character: Spencer Reid, like wewe couldn't tell.
Least inayopendelewa Character: I would say Seaver, but I kind of stopped watching after JJ and Prentiss left, and I only saw...

Really wish I could come up with a zaidi clever title, but that'll do...I guess. ^^

Looks like a bug's been caught, and now I'm giving it a go! :D Anyway, I’m really picky on what shows I really like to watch, but whatever I like, most of the time it’ll be comedy. So I don’t have ten shows to love, but five could work. Actually, this won’t be in any order whatsoever. I’m only going to put my five inayopendelewa shows in bila mpangilio symbols, but I don’t have an absolute inayopendelewa onyesha out of these anyway.

%) Modern Family
Description: A mockumentary focusing on three families, related in some way....

So I got the idea from Lunalovely who got the idea from GD. Basically it's a listing of my inayopendelewa shows. I think it's a good idea to write one, and just like Luna said, help each other get to know each other better. Some shows are quite obvious that I like (if wewe talk to me a lot, wewe already know lol). Anywho, here goes my attempt at uandishi my second makala ever. Let the hilarity ensue.


10. Nikita
Description: Bad punda girl who got away from The Division because she couldn't stand it anymore. She helps another girl (Alex) get back in there so they can take the organization down while fighting...

My name is Leah. I'm 13 years old. I live somewhere in the messed up country that is America. I have an older brother and two parents, plus a sweet yellow Lab.

My inayopendelewa colors are a tie between violet and silver. I upendo books, and movies. My inayopendelewa shows are Psych and The Office (America). I upendo ice cream and chocolate, *drools* but I hate chokoleti ice cream. Helena Bonham Carter rocks my socks off (and I'm not even wearing any xD). I ADORE Hermione. MCR rules the world <3 I find Justin Bieber incredibly annoying, along with his little fangirls. I'm a Gryffinclaw, but my real house...

ARGH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING maoni ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING AUSTRALIA BEING THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DESIRED VACATION SPOT. au SOMETHING.

How do wewe imagine Australia? A lovely rosy desert with hopping kangaroos? The Harbour Bridge and Opera House? The Great Barrier Reef?

Or lazy-ass, fucked-up racists who keep bitching and bitching?

If wewe don't like the latter, well then too bad, coz that's what's wewe get*.

Here are all the things I despise about Australia:

- The music. I know a lot of countries have their good artists (Green Day!) and their bad artists (Rebblack). However, Australia...

I really need to get this off my chest and I want wewe to know who you're replying to (if wewe care).

It's nothing serious au anything it's harmless, really, but it bothers me, on Fanpop, IRL, family, anywhere really. But for now I'm just talking about Fanpop.

I feel left out. I know I don't contribute too much but I just feel like everyone's got their favourite Biggerstaffs (don't lie, we all do) like best friends, and I don't have this. I'm no one's "best friend" so to speak. It's the same IRL but I'm scared to mention it because I go to school with these people and they're my only friends....

Angelica waited in fear for the 3 ladies to reach her. The stranger with long blond hair walked over to her and whispered in her ear.
"Dont be firghtened, wewe are special, like us. Thats all No need to be afraid. wewe have clearly came to us". Angelica was rather calm now. She had ran away to find people like them. That cared, that showed respect, and so much more. So far, these people had what it took. One of the ladies with black hair approached her. She didnt look very young but not very old. She must had been middle-aged. She turned to the stranger with blond hair "Is she like us, Zanny?"....

Ari was so confused. She was hardly even able to think. She took Michael to the stables and walked back inside. She walked unusually slow and was keeping her eyes on the ground. She bumped into best. "I'm sorry, forgive me" Ari alisema apoligeticaly.
"Thats okay" alisema Best happily and she carried on with her busciness. How could Best be so happy? It seemed so out there and unusual for Ari. She had been a loner for her whole life and truly didnt know what it was like to be honestly happy. She walked in to her bedroom and shut the door hard behind her. She leaned against the door, breathing hard....

Ari layed on her polka dotted green kitanda and stared up at the beautiful poster on the ceiling above her. Michael Jackson had always sparked her thoughts every now and then but now it seemed constant. When she tried to close her eyes his face popped up in such bright colors it hurt her eyes. She was not in upendo with a 50 mwaka old man. She knew that. She had always thought of him as some sort of long Lost relative. She simply layed there, staring, wondering what was really going on. Her friend, Jezzie, had told her many times that she believed Michael had a spiritual conenction with her but all...

Malloy's Late Storytime Activity

Note from Alex:(Btw, this was copied and pasted from my inbox, so after this all the sidenotes are in Emmy's POV)

Late April 1654, somewhere in the Caribbean Sea

I don't think I've ever seen Admiral Penn this angry before. Never, not even when he found out that I, a mere girl of thirteen, daughter of the ship's cook had snuck on board, apparently causing bad luck for the entire crew – captains were never to let women on board their ships for fear of horrible luck; pirates, scurvy and deserters, the whole nine yards. He was going to throw me overboard, even though...

First of all, people are saying the 2011 is "getting ready for 2012" which is just stupid. Yes, there have a been quite a few earthquakes and floods and whatnot, but those can be explained. Besides, when have there NOT been earthquakes and floods et cetera? They've always happened. Just because they're happening now does not mean the world is going to end.

When there is one earthquake, yes the plates have collided au slid underneath each other, I don't know, but when one thing collides and moves again involuntarily, it is pushed back, right? So it would be pushed back into other plates, causing...

So, the real prequel to this story is much zaidi tragic and... emo, as there is a bit of psychology involved as to why I like the muziki I like and not mainstream crap like some people in this family. *glares around*

So, anyways, moving on!

NOTE: I'm uandishi this at the juu of my head, so stuff might be inaccurate.

30 sekunde to Mars:
HXC band, started in the late 1990s.
Consists of: Jared Leto, Shannon Leto, and Tomo *forgot his last name*.
Their songs are really catchy, and Jared has a nice, husky voice.

The Academy Is...:
Weird band that emos like.
Consists of: William Beckett... that's all I know....

It's nightime around the Biggerstaff house, all the lights are on and several loud songs compete for attention around the house.

A large silver cat slips out of a window on the juu floor, she drops 50 feet au so and lands silently on her paws in the bushes, her dark stripes concealing her perfectly. Her ears flick back and she runs to the nearest tree, leaping up the shina and hiding in the branches. When she slips out of the mti she's wearing black panels of metal on her legs and generic armour on the rest of her body. Deerhorn knives are strapped to her sides and two katanas are crossed...

First of this is my opinion and I really do not care if wewe agree with it au not.

Snape's worst memory: "This will liven wewe up, Padfoot," alisema James quietly. "Look who it is..."
"Excellent," he alisema softly. "Snivellus."
Harry turned to see what Sirius was looking at.
Snape was on his feet again, and was stowing the O.W.L. paper in his bag. As he emerged from the shadows of the bushes and set off across the grass, Sirius and James stood up. Lupin and Wormtail remained sitting: Lupin was still staring down at his book, though his eyes were not moving and a faint frown line had appeared between...

Lol, I thought that she was Gemonk. xD


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