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posted by 67Dodge
It was a dark, quiet night, zaidi than perfectly pitch-black above the city. The dazzle of neon signs and LEDs flashing to near seizure-inducing. Signs like the golden arches of a "McDonald's" au the machungwa, chungwa and white striped slanted rooftops of a "Whataburger", au better yet, "King Dewey's Dugout". Commercialism and fattening hundred-dollar-cigar-rolling business seemed to dominate this big stinkin' city. However, it was much zaidi than that. This was Fort Grumley, boasting as the largest city in the world, capital of Antarctica, the land at the bottom of the world, how is this possible? It's a long story, but in short, a weather dome, and Richard, the leader of Antarctica, building a frozen ice cube at the bottom of the world, into an industrial powerhouse. This city is where our story takes place, at the office of renowned Senator Hannah Freeze of New York. Her work in scientific fields, fighting big business, and stomping down on crime (both figuratively and literally), have brought her much infamy in Fort Grumley and its surrounding suburbs. In the white walls and marble flooring of her tenement, Hannah was sitting in her office chair, taking a nap, when suddenly someone familiar called her.

"Hannah!" the shrill voice called out. 

Hannah sat up in the kitanda as soon as she heard this. 

"HANNAH!!" yelled the voice again. 

Hannah stood up to her full height, for a penguin, auk she was tall and slim, although she has "no curves to call her own" she seems perfectly fine with it, often preferring a slim build to "completely fat but huge boobs". 

"I'm coming Lilly!!" she called back. 

She was still drowsy, as any nap that lasts longer than twenty dakika does. Hannah glanced at her coffee, it was cold and stuck to her dawati from dried sugar. Rubbing her eyes, she walked out of her office, heading to where Lilly's voice could be. Suddenly, a chair spun, and sitting on it, was a penguin, auk with a blue bow and light purple eyeshadow in front of a computer monitor. 

"I think you'd like to see this, it's gonna be a BIG case this one," cooed Lilly with a smirk. 

Hannah then smoothed her hair, propping up a chair and sitting inayofuata to Lilly, looking at the monitor. She proceeded to open up the .jpeg file to get a page that looked like a letter.

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"To The Right and Honorable,
Hannah Freeze,

Oh how I adore your work in the field of science, I'm so adored that I felt the need to do the same, and pick up some equipment, I had no money at the time. Sorry, I didn't mean to take your Fission Reactor, nor your samples of rare Tellurium, not even the Newton Balls wewe had at your laboratory desk. I just needed the supplies forever. wewe know, because I [DATA EXPUNGED] your [DATA EXPUNGED]. Oops, guess those words couldn't be sent, ah the miracles of Network Penetration, unless you're too stupid to know what that term even means, it's what wewe dumb girls call "Hacking". kwa the time wewe read this, I would have robbed the Bank of villa Appia and put a poisonous herb into your coffee, but ah, wewe refused to drink it due to it being cold, damn my timing sometimes. Oh, and do enjoy tracking me down, as there'd be no point to it WHATSOEVER!!  

With Regards,

The Kid

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Hannah sat there with her beak wide open. A million maswali ran through her head kwa now. How did he take all of my equipment in just ten minutes? He was in my house during my nap? When? Why didn't he just kill me? Why did he just leave Lilly? Who is this? Where is he? Has he killed anyone? She knew she should not look like a stupid teenager, but like a managed adult, so she refused to stutter her maswali pathetically. 

"We have to ripoti this," she said. 

"Actually, I think it'd be wiser to call the investigators to gather up as much evidence as they can, I already have a collection of possible suspects, so maybe they'll identify this one. I'd rather have dainty and careful investigators take a week in your nyumbani than the police take 8 dakika destroying it, and whatever evidence there is, and finding nothing," alisema Lilly. 

"That's a very good point, alright then, get me hooked up to the best private investigators in the city, maybe a couple of Richard's Imperial Guards to keep me from getting another close encounter, that one could very possibly be my last," alisema Hannah. 

"Fair enough," alisema Lilly, getting her phone and typing up names online. 

The doorbell soon rang, both Lilly and Hannah jumped. Hannah tensed up, picking up a pistol. Who could it be? The Kid to come make another attempt on my life? She asked to herself. Hannah drew closer to the door, another ring from the bell, and another, both sounded as if whatever was outside was growing increasingly impatient. Closer and closer. Beads of sweat formed on Hannah's forehead as she creeped up to the door. Closer now. Hannah breathed deeply, removing the safety of the gun, then pulling back the hammer. The creak of the oak wood boards on the floor grew with each step. Closer. Hannah reached the handle, then looked into the peephole at the front to see who it could be out there. 
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posted by Sylvia_Puffin
Monique was nervous.
More than that, really. She was deep-down and utterly terrified.
And it wasn't exactly because she was getting married tomorrow. Sure, that did make her nervous, but it was something else.
It was the fact that, to her, she simply wasn't good enough for the man she was marrying. Kowalski.
Kowalski was nervous as well, and this was because he was getting married. He wasn't really certain why that was making him nervous--he couldn't think of anything bad that could happen--but he still got butterflies in his stomach every time he thought about it. So when he noticed that Monique...
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(aha, I bet almost no one got my hints! Enjoy the surprise ending!)

I woke up sweating and coughing, unable to breath. I saw four figures huddled over me. . . It's it's... Rico! Kowalski! Private! Amber! Their alive!

"I'm- your- we- we aren't dead!" I yelled.

"no, but wewe almost drowned in your own fit of coughing. wewe ok?" kowalski asked.

"yeah, fine, your not zombies, so," I said.

"but wewe coughed blood on nmy face!" amber complained. I saw the red staines on her feathers.

"wait, so, so it was a dream? All the the zombies?" I asked.

"is that why wewe kicked me in the chest?" private asked.

"oh, uh,...
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This is my very first poem... please don't laugh



Feathers of grey, eyes of blue and green
She is around

siku in, siku out always following orders
without doubt. She works so hard everyday

without rest, Always tired kwa the end of the siku and inaonyesha her team she is strong.

Can she fight, can she fight? can she win?

I think she can, I think she can. She has feelings of upendo for another

on the team with a mowhawk of onyx and eyes of blue.

All in all, she is a fellow soldier. A fellow cammando who is merely doing her duty

She is a soldier of combat with strengths that run deep, a protector of her friends, her team...
After their sekunde victory at quieting the rebellion, Dr. Damion and Blowhole began to get into minor feuds between them, after a few days, tensions rose, they were arguing about who gets the power in the end, and who will succeed the other, it all started with a laughable joke, "Oh, wewe know we wont be allied in the end" ending with Dr. Blowhole completely bashing Dr. Damion's pride. "You realize that I am the driving force behind this!! wewe are merely a lump, a cancer that must be removed, terminated in the end!!" yelled Dr. Damion. "Oh really then, pen-goo-in, who does the dirty work for...
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posted by AnnieThePenguin
My little cousin, Anita, who was staying in the HQ for a while, ran over and kicked me.

"OW!!" I screamed,holding my stomach. What was that for?

"For fun," Anita replied. "I'm bored!"

Of course, I was in pain, she kicked me really hard. "Well wewe didn't have to do that!!" I looked at her, angrily. She stuck her tongue out at me. Sometimes it just makes me want to ngumi, punch her in the face. And she's only 8 years old! But I can't, I promised myself to never hurt anyone, to be sweet, nice, and kind.

When I try to be nice to my cousin, she would act like a brat! I watched as Anita went to give Private...
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posted by Veki-san
—Hold up this please... —she alisema while she gave her presents to Julien and then she approached to the penguins.

—Hey, wait! —he replied, but she didn´t listen to him.

—With that, do wewe mean like a kind of training class? —she asked interested.

—That´s right lady. —Skipper answered proudly, Katherine smiled.

—Great, can I jiunge you? —she asked, she looked a little excited, but no one of the penguins answered to her, she continued. —I really need to do a little of exercise and practice my skills too, that could be really nice, that box was too small for do that and also...
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"Listen up Ladies, and gents!" alisema Skipper's voice "We've changed up the initiation ritual a bit. The whole idea is simple, find the clues and assemble the peice wewe find with its pair. The location of your clue is written in a difficult code and taped to your body. This is Skipper, Signing out!" and the recording stopped.
"looking around me, i saw CC, Kristen and Tom Mc Grath taped to a dumpster. it wasn't hard aliyopewa the fact that Penguins are the size of your averege chicken. Once we joined, it'd be an even eight. What I don't get is why Skipper held off till; now with the initiation.
"Everyone...
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posted by Katie_Kat200
HEY! We're just gonna leave this mwaka without remembering anything that happened in it?! Huh?!?! HUH?!?! Well, I'm not gonna stand for this!

Happy New Years Eve everybody! I should of started this yesterday, but I just thought of it today. Better late than never though right? Anyway, I decided we should all put in this makala (well, I will -_-) the best and worst memories and what we're looking mbele to in 2012! Plus, New Years resolutions if they're not too personal :/

Here's the form if you're interested!:

Best memory(ies) of 2011:
Worst memory(ies) of 2011:
What I look mbele to in the New...
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The prisoners in the individual cell had formulated the plan perfectly at last. Julien ran out the large, open window and began to do the macarena in front of the Droids, they surrounded him and proceeded to grab his arms and legs, as they did so, Hannah leaped up and sprayed water directly on the Droid's Neuronic chips, they ran around brainlessly, until they shut off completely, now was their chance. Lilly jumped out the window to follow Hannah and Julien, but Private didn't leave for some apparent reason. He began to head to the other cells to see if he could rescue any others. "Private!!...
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