Me and Jhordan XD

"So we could take another go at it and try to foil another mob's plans and get to the Kid that way, ask questions, pay some tip offs, the fun stuff," Skipper stated with a smirk.

"Or we could track down the riddles he put forth for us, these symbols, they still mystify me.." Kowalski stared at the burnt up scrap of paper in his flipper. 

"Symbols Shmymbols, let's get some action in this base of freelancers!" Skipper demanded. 

"We could always ask his Marafiki nicely!" Private shouted. 

Kowalski and Skipper both glared at him, Rico sneered. 

"Get 'um..." Rico grunted. 

It took not one second...

"Lemme make this simple bub, where's the girl?" asked The Kid, holding a crowbar. 

"Hannah?" asked Kowalski, bound to the floor with cuffs. 

"No, the Kaiser's wife, who the fuck else?" chuckled The Kid, twirling the crowbar in his flippers. 

"Why do wewe need her? She already has a mate, and that mate is in jail for crimes zaidi lenient than yours, I doubt that you'd spare anyone..." spat Kowalski with malice. 

"Doubt? What about the pregnant women, the babies, eggs, all that? I can't pull myself to do that!" shouted The Kid, dropping the crowbar with sarcastic terror. 

"Oh really?" asked Kowalski...

A sharp ring of a kengele was heard, and in the center of the catacombs was a beam of light, concentrated on the floor. In the light, the goods were seen in clear sight: A ten-pound crate of Alindrozin Permeas. A tall penguin, auk stood on it, holding a microphone firmly and shouting. 

"Start the bidding at ten thousand!" he shouted. 

As the bidding became zaidi rapid and tense, Hannah, Kowalski, Skipper, and Rico found their seats in a long table, each with a numbered card, presumably for the bidding. Hannah saw the empty spot inayofuata to her read "The King". She knew that he'd be here, as a boss never...

PS: There will be no new dinosaurs in this chapter.

In the medical room:
Lucile: How is he?
Kowalski: No sign yet, but he's strong, and is getting better fast.
Lucile: Thank heavens!
Lucile went out of the room.
Kowalski: Couldn't tell her that Emma made him better with her EE negative blood
Emma: Yes, and he is AB negative, which my blood reacts best with.
Kowalski: And that's why he is getting better fast.
A groan came from where Gallis was lying.
He just woke up.
Emma: Let's keep this a secret to surprise Lucile later.

Kowalski: So, how are you?
Gallis: Fine, thanks! Sense kwa sense came back. First was...

This story takes place shortly after the events of Portal 2 about a mwezi au so after Chell escaped. Spoilers ahead but not too many. Enjoy! :D




"LEEEEEEEEXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Skipper cupped his flippers around his beak and yelled her name for the 5th time. Her, Julien, Mort, and Maurice had their boom box turned all the way up and were jumping around on the bouncy.
"LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXXXXXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" He tried again. No dice. He growled and marched over to the lemur habitat.


The muziki stopped suddenly and the lemurs all stopped...

I turned the key and opened the door to my apartment building. My combat boot were thrown under the kanzu, koti rack were my biker koti, jacket hung.
I tossed my mfuko wa fedha, mfuko onto the jikoni table. I slip of paper I didn't remember having been there fell out.
I walked over to meza, jedwali and picked up the paper. On it was scribbled a series of numbers. A phone number, I realized. But whose?
Well, there was only one way to find out. I pulled my cell out of my pocket and dialed the number.
After two rings, I heard the click of the phone. "Hello?" someone alisema in a Danish accent.
"Hans?" I asked. "I mean, Mr....uh, how did...

Here are the order of everyone's stories:
1st: Rico, Private and Ashley
2nd: Emma and Kowalski
3rd: Lucile and Gallis
4th: Skipper and Tom

Everyone scattered.

The Allosaurus chased the Gallimimus but got distracted kwa one of the penguins: Private

The Allosaurus chased him seeing him as an easier meal since Gallimimus runs mush faster than him.
Private: Eeek! Please don't eat me! Please don't eat me!
The Allosaurus got closer and closer.
Private: Hey! A tree! Flippers, don't fail me now!
He fortunately got high enough to escape the bite.
The predator stomps of madly because all the Gallimimus are gone and...

Skipper: Now team, first we must find protection, a place where no carnivores can get us. And the best place is cave, so keep your eyes peeled for one. Got that?
Everyone else: Yes sir.
Skipper: Good, now let's finish lunch, I'm starving.

Gallis: I'm a bit hungrier now, so add 3 Tunas to my order.
Rico then chopped everyone’s samaki and they enjoy it nicely.

Skipper: Okay, pack your rugsack with necessary items, because we'll be gone for a while.
They started packing their rugsacks with chakula and other items.
Gallis: Thanks for building this know the dino machine for me, Kowalski.
Kowalski:Your welcome,...

Skipper: Well that wasn't so bad.
Private(waking up): What happened?
Kowalski: We were about to crash but Gallis and Lucile managed to land us safely on the beach, pwani of this island. But it is easy, since controling a plane is a piece of fish. Right, Gallis?
Gallis(tired out): Speak for yourself! Keeping a plane from crashing isn't as easy as wewe think! Right Lucile? Lucile?
He found out thay she was asleep on the ground and then found him falling to the ground and also falling asleep.
Private: Okay, so how about some lunch?
Ashley: Great idea, lad.
They dragged the sleepful pair aboard.
But they didn't...

I stand on juu of the rock in the forest, the wind blowing into my fur. I close my eyes as the wind kept blowing into my face, it just felt like I was flying. But then my nose caught something, I open my eyes again and Black was standing infront of the rock, stairing at me. I jump down infront of him and touch his nose with mine. Black just stay still, closing his eyes. "Caitlin." A voice came from behind Black. Black open his eyes and looks back, then he fled away like danger is near. A woman appeared, she was standing inayofuata to a man. Then I realize who they where. "Mom? Dad?" My mom step...

In the HQ they had decided to watch a few zaidi of the horror films and the last one had just finished and Skipper turned the Tv off. Private and Ava were shaking, and Dustin and Ashley looked frightened. Skipper cast a stern look at Rico who was unaffected kwa the whole thing.

"Wow, that was awesome!" Sky marvelled, a big grin on her face.

"It was pretty good wasn't it?" Maya agreed.

"Speak for yourself." Dustin replied, glancing around the room worriedly. Maya just grinned and shook her head, turning towards Michael, who also had a bag of popcorn.

"So did wewe like it Tia?" Skipper asked, his...

As the siku rolled on, the penguins decided to put a few sinema on. As they put the first movie in, Emma couldn't help smile at the mesmerised looks of their guests as they stared up at the Tv in wonder. She cuddled up to Kowalski and he wrapped his flippers around her gently. Emma relaxed in his flippers and gazed up at him lovingly. He smiled warmly at her, and stroked her hair softly. A happy shiver went down Emma's spine and a fuzzy warmth spread through her whole body. She blushed and started to focus on the film. Rico had put on The Avengers, which was Emma's favourite film, so she smiled...

The penguins stepped out of the portal, and found themselves in a vast, green forest. The trees grew so high, they couldn't see the sky above them. Insects whizzed around them, landing on their flippers, and flying off, and the plants glowed brightly, filling the forest with a luminous glow, in neon shades of green, purple, blue and pink. Ashley gazed in awe, and smiled as a little bug landed on his flipper. It had three red wings, one looking a little like a sail. It had little machungwa, chungwa stripes on the wings, and the wing tips were yellow, like it's little body.

"That's a Fireflan." Emma told...

(Ok so this is set in July 2013, the tarehe is the 7th. Emma is now 15.)

Emma's eyes opened slowly, and she shuffled out of kitanda sleepily. The other penguins were already up, and playing cards at the cinder block table, and kwa the sounds of it, Rico was winning.

"Morning." Emma managed through a yawn, as she sat down inayofuata to Kowalski and hugged him gently. He blushed and hugged her back. Rico made a grossed out noise and turned back to his cards.

"Morning lass, did wewe sleep well?" Ashley asked, kindly.

"Pretty well." Emma replied, sipping a glass of milk. "You?"

"Yup, and I was up bright and early...

I open my eyes and I start feeling the hard, cold table. I slowly sit up and see Pepper in front of me.

"Gah!" "Ahh!" Pepper fell off the meza, jedwali kwa suprise. I held my flippers out. Then I look down at my white feathers, running my flipper through it. "Why is my feathers short?" I look at Emma who was laying inayofuata to me and my own body inayofuata to her`s. "What? I`m Kowalski?" "K-Kait? Is that you?" Pepper poke her head up to look at me. "Um.... I guess..." I still don`t understand how I did this. I look back at my tail and it was shorter. "Well, I`m Kowalski all right..."

"Kait?" Pepper got up on...

“The night is still early!” Pat proclaimed. “Let’s go find our newest vampire brethren!” Private alisema as the two vampire penguins left the HQ and mgawanyiko, baidisha up, looking for their inayofuata victims.

Private stayed in the penguin, auk HQ, searching for his first victim, Kowalski. “Hello Kowalski.” Private alisema in a deep, demented voice. “Hello Private. It sounds like wewe have a cold.” Kowalski said. “No, I don’t Kowalski. Look closer!” Private said. He noticed the feathers on Private’s chest were a dull grey, and Privates eye color had shifted from light blue to blood red. “You’re...

As if flying in a crappliy make, makeshift airplane wasn't nerve wracking enough, try flying in a crappliy made, makeshift airplane with the Penguins, Monique, Lexii, Kristen, CC, PB (peacebaby7), Temperance Brennan, Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles and Patrick Jane on a mission to save the world from Dr. Blowhole.. again.

"it's a shame this didn't happen on Sunday. it would be the 1 mwaka anniversary of when Blowhole tried to us musical mind control." alisema Kowalski, just as the plane hit some turbulence somewhere over England.

"Kowalski, did wewe make sure to check if we had enough fuel?" asked Private...

"Dammit, Maura! Do i HAVE to do this?" whined Detective Jane Rizzoli, of the Boston Police.
" Yes. wewe promised your mother wewe would go to this year's family reunion in Central Park." alisema Dr. Maura Isles, forensic anthropolgist for the Boston PD.
" Well I'm not going unless wewe come with me!"
" it would be a pleasure. i'd upendo to go and meet the rest of your family."
" Maura, you're breaking out in hives again. You're lying!"
" it's just that I'm ... not to keen on ... family."
" Oh, after the thing with your birth mother.... i get it."
" I'm still going, to support you. I mean, what with Lydia...

"You have not seen zhe last of Hans zhe Puffin!" the young Hans called out to Captain Blowhole, who just shrugged him off.

"No?<" called Skipper's voice" But then, how are we gonna do this, then?" and he appeared with a mackarel.
" there's only a short ammount of time left before the guards find out i escaped!"
"Let us dance, my frienemy, let us dance..." alisema Hans, and the fishfight began

We watched in scilence from the juu of a building as they went at each other. Right, left right left right left up down swish slap! it was almost scary! Those two were the best of Marafiki not twenty minutes...

I vas born on ze 23rd on July, 1990 in a hatchery in Germany., ze son of proud, headstrong Puffins. My parents moved my family to ze Coast of Copenhagen Denmark soon after I was born. One of my earliest memories vas of ze ocean and ze sunset off ze rocks where our nest was. I was... different from ze other puffins my age, in ze sense zhat i vas zaidi bold and daring than they.

My father , Heinrich, saw a spark in my zhat he had not seen since he vas my age. Und so I vas sent to a training camp in the Galapagos to be trained as a solder and a secret agent. I vas ze only puffin there und so I vas...