Me and Jhordan XD

Jane Rizzoli spotted a man step out of a taxi and nearly walk into a woman rolling a baby carriage.
The man caught her staring so she turned away.

"Jane?" asked Maura, jarring her out of thoughts.
"Wha-? oh, sorry, Maura, I was thinking."
"About that cute man who stepped out of the cab?"
"No!"
"Casey?"
"No! And don't wewe think, Maura, that after your LAST boyfriend, you'd be a bit zaidi careful about who wewe think is cute? What does he have in TWO suitcases? Severed body parts?"
" Ha! I'm careful!"
"Like wewe were careful about the psycho who gave wewe a severed hand encased in plaster?"
"Good point."
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Chapter 3: Crazy Car Ride

Once Silvy had dragged Juarez out of Base Q, they stand for a sekunde outside. Juarez looks at Silvy. "So...where are we going to get our snow-cones, señorita? It would not be a muy bueno idea to get them here in Lithuania." he says.

Silvy looks at Juarez and shrugs. "I don't know, Juarez..." She then smiles widely. "I just upendo snow-cones!" Her voice went down to a small whisper, her eyes focused on the ground. "Maybe, just maybe, we could share one?"

He adjusts his kisu holster to a zaidi comfortable position. "Erm..." he gives Silvy a slightly strange look and decides...

The group scattered.

Kowalski: Ahhhh!
He was right in the middle of the stampeding herd of Gallimimus.
He looked around and saw the Allosaurus going away without catching one of the dinosaurs.
Kowalski: Hm. Strange.
(But we know he was going after Private)

He had to run along with the herd au else he would be trampled.
Kowalski: Hey! A rock! I'll go behind it since they have to jump over it.
As soon as the herd was gone he walked right into a small clearing in the jungle.
Kowalski: No big predator can get in here. So I'll sit on this big rock where Compsognathus can't get me. Now where's my compass....

I float closer to the door and it was Kowalski. "There wewe guys are..." He stops for a moment, then continue. "May I come in?" Lech did not say anything, then he spoke. "Okay, but your moyo will be crush if wewe hate to see dead and almost dead friends..." He walk away, leaving Kowalski kwa the door. He rush inside and sees Emma and the dead me. "Wh-what happened?!" He jump onto the table, stairs fearfuly at them. I float down inayofuata to Kowalski, stair sadly at Emma.

"Demon is what happened." Beast spoke from the chair he`s sitting on. "Demon...?" Kowalski stair confussly at Beast. Beast`s eyes...

"Really?" Private asked, looking astonished. Emma nodded, a feeling of devastation sweeping over her.

"How is that possible?" Kowalski wondered, looking at Emma with concern.

"It- it must have been when I brought wewe two back to life, this massive ball of light came out of me, and part of it went into wewe two." Emma guessed, then a thought struck her. "You two don't have them do you?"

"Nope." Private answered, and Kowalski shook his head. Emma felt confused and lost. She quickly wiped a tear from her eye.

"Guys, could I be alone for a bit please." She asked quietly. They nodded in understanding...

Guest starring CuteCuddly's Oc, CC.

Skipper OBVIOUSLY speaks fluent paranoia and force. Kowalski speaks Science and panic Why can't they speak any normal languages like, Spanish, which I speak to some degree. Pero, cuando yo hablo espanol, es no mal, pero es no bueno es mas o menos.( I applaud wewe if wewe if wewe could understand that). No, they have to speak something "Beneficial on a mission"! Spanish IS beneficial on a mission!!!

Sorry, I'm just frustrated, AGAIN! I've been working for them for a week and already I've been kidnapped, battles a crazy dolphin, took two trips through time and heard...

          ~ 10am: penguin, auk HQ~

 Skipper set down his mug of samaki coffee on the concrete meza, jedwali and smoothed down his feathers. He turned to Kowalski and sighed happily. "Ahhhhh... Friday morning. Zoo's closed for three days and we can finally just RELAX for once!" he alisema as he sat down, leaning against the ukuta with his  flippers behind his head. 
   Skipper had just closed his eyes when Marlene, Maurice, and Mort all burst into the HQ yelling about who knows what. Skipper immediately jumped to his feet and tried to calm everyone down. 
  "Woah, Woah. Slow down. One at a time. Marlene?"...

I had tears in my eyes. “Yamcha!” I screamed. I slung the bow over my shoulder and ran toward where the blood hurling scream came from. Fresh blood filled the air and I started to cry even more. “Yamcha!” I screamed again.

A weak voice called out my name. His voice for sure.

“My-My-Mya...” I heard him say. I looked down at his Gorey body, with his feathers nearly dyed red.

“Yamcha!” I screamed taking his flipper. A kisu was wedged in his chest frame. His smile was fading.

“Who did this to you!” I asked.

“C-C-C-” He tried to answer.

“Caitlyn! Cayla? Who!” I retorted.

“Candy...”...

THIS IS THE LAST FANFIC wewe WILL READ FROM ME FOR A VERY LOOOONG, LONG TIME

The other penguins watched in shock as Sindaj was dragged out of her cell. Sindaj gasped, too. The two big penguins were taken down and arrested. Medics came and gave Sindaj medical attention. "is she... dead?" asked Kowaski in shock. "Sh-she cant be. She's Sindaj" alisema Private. "Denmark au not, We dont leave a soldier behind" alisema Skipper. "But.." alisema Kowalski. Skipper had already left. They began their trip. The first doctor put a breathing tube in her mouth. The sekunde one was amazed. "we have a very faint pulse...

"Now continue your routine round one!! Turn that flabby, water-weighted figure into a man's proud figure!!" yelled Telow. "I-I-I'm trying..." whimpered Private, grabbing onto the rope and holding still. "I want to see wewe ring this damned kengele up here!!! NOW!!!" yelled Telow, shaking the rope a bit. "Oh, Woah!! Stop!!" yelled Private, climbing a bit higher. "The enemy never stops shaking the rope!! He au she will shake it until wewe fall to your doom!!!" yelled Telow. "A-A-Aye sir!!" yelled Private, climbing even further up, he was now only a single toe's length away from ringing the bell, he...

"Indeed now, I can bring devastation to anyone in the way, now that I have my newly found abilities," alisema Dr. Damion. Hannah frowned slightly. "Are wewe just going to keep us here forever?!" asked Hannah, holding the bars of her cell. "No, I intend to dispose of wewe two like the rotting matunda under the cabinet," alisema Dr. Damion. "One problem with that, I can build something to get us out," alisema Jett. Dr. Damion frowned. "When have wewe EVER built something on your own? The Nanobot XV45? That was something wewe took from a failed scientist invention, and the Volosound Millenia?! That was something...

They were now speeding along, their massive sail pulled down and the motor on Auto-Captain, they looked out the windows of their boat, they were now in the strait, but they didn't see much yet. So they assumed they had past the first hazard, so Jett bravely stepped onto the upper main deck. That was, until they saw that single flash of brownish green lunge down, grab a crate of meat rations, and disappear, then another, lunging at an unbolted attachment knob. "Jett get outta there!!" yelled Lilly. Jett then saw another flash of brownish green, only two inches from grabbing him. He looked up...

At last, the group, and the rest of the army, were huddled up at the other side of the river, out of all 5,076 people in both armies, only one army, and 549 people remained, including Hannah, Lilly, Private, Kowalski, and Jett. Private huddled up with the rest of the army, alongside Domingo, everyone, was huddled up in a circular pattern, looking back at the other side of the river where the Tower was, looking for a shortcut to them. Obviously, shooting at the army from the other side wouldn't work, since it's shooting range is short, anywhere within 2 miles was doomed, but anyone out of that...

Julien: *bursts into penguin, auk HQ through side door* Hello my loyal subjects! I demand wewe to meet our new neighbor! *wiggles eyebrows up and down/ smiles*
Skipper: *rolls his eyes then looks surprised* What?! New neighbor?!? Kowalski, how come this is the first im hearing of this?!?
Kowalski:*flips through a few papers* I dont understand! There is nothing on the charts! *rubs head*
Skipper: Ughh.. Well, where is he?
Julien: SHE is right here! *points to the doorway**smiles*
Lexii: *steps out of shadows and into the light nervously* *smiles shyly* Hi, Im Lexii.
Skipper: uhhhh... *smiles*
Private:...

Lexii stepped up to the shipping crate. She was shaking with both excitment and fear. She had never met another lemur au a penguin. There had been a few wanyama at her past small zoo but she was the only lemur and there was no other wanyama except 2 lions, a tiger, and a couple of tropical birds.
She shook her head. She had to do this!
She jumped into the shipping crate. It was just big enough for her to sit down in. If she stood up her ears were about an inch from the juu of the box. This is what she would be living in for the inayofuata 5 hours.. Oh joy..
Lexii: *kicks the inside of the crate gently*...

Why, hello there fellow mashabiki of the amazing Penguins of Madagascar!
Forgive the title, it's just a ploy to get wewe to read this.
And since your already here, why not?
But why am I uandishi this? Well, if wewe observe the type of makala this is, it is an "opinion."
You all know of the fact that a bit of a fight happened that didn't have to happen if the troublemaker had been left alone, so I have an idea to help us all remind each other.
*guitar strum*
In song.
*ahem*
Intro:
♪ *sweet acapella*Rainbows, innocence, and Luuunnaacooorns,
*techno*Science, zaidi Science, and Inventionssss
*heavy metal*Crazy...

One Bright and sunny siku in the Central Park Zoo, Kowalski, Skipper, Private, Rico, and Mya were training for fighting.
" ring ring " Mya's phone rang. She ran over to pick it up. " Hello, " she asked. " Oh Krillin! Hows Yamcha doing? "
" Actualy thats what i'm here to talk about, " Krillin alisema sounding depresed. " He....Has three days... "
" Wha-whaa-what! " Mya screamed. " He's going to.... "
" Afraid so, " Krillin said. " I'm so sorry for the loss your going to have. And now that Piccolo's gone....theres no way we can bring Yamcha back to life. "
Mya felt her moyo shatter into pieces as Krillin...