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“Do I need to stick my finger down your throat and hold your hair back?”


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Author: LittleDancer-123x (Melanie)

Rated: T+ because of occasional language, and strong references to eating disorders.

Published: December 11th 2008

Story Type: Multi-Chapter

Summary: Inspired from the line “Do I need to stick my finger down your throat and hold your hair back?” 2x13. Goes back to freshman year, and works up to present day, how Blair’s disorder developed and how Chuck was there along the way. Multi-Chapter. CB, SB friendship....
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posted by girly_girl
Some of my fave Chair nukuu from season one!

Chuck: I'm honoured to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
Blair: You're disgusting.
Chuck: Yes, I am, so why be shy?

Blair: You're heinous.
Chuck: Which is probably why wewe called.
Blair: wewe know me well.

Chuck: Admit it, even for me, this is good.
Blair: If wewe weren't such a perv, i'm sure the CIA would hire wewe in a second.
Chuck: Defending my country? There's a future I never imagined.
Blair: With good reason.

Chuck: It's a facility for the disturbed au addicted.
Blair: wewe must have your own wing.
Chuck: wewe don't get nearly enough credit...
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posted by girly_girl
Chuck: You're lying.
Blair: I am not!
Chuck: Your eyes are doing that thing where they don't match your mouth.
Blair: I wasn't aware that robots got jealous. Did they update your software while I was away?

Blair: Damn that Motherchucker!

Blair: Chuck! Aren't wewe done trying to destroy my night?
Chuck: Look I should never have abandoned you. I know I made the wrong decision as soon as your plane took off. Distracted myself all summer...hoping I wouldn't feel it, but I still do.
Blair: And?
Chuck: I was scared...I was scared that if we spent the whole summer together, just us, then you'd see.
Blair: See...
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 I X Serena
I X Serena
I have be an avid shabiki of Gossip Girl from its pilot episode where I clearly remember when Serena van der Woodsen stepped into the airport in tune with the “She’s Back” slogan. But lately, Gossip Girl and Serena are getting on my nerves. Why do I have such a beef with Serena’s character?

First of all, I have a serious problem with someone who does not learn from awali mistakes, but habitually makes decisions that are based on lies and cover-ups. Serena is a serial liar. She lies to everyone about everything. Serena has lied to Nate, Blair, Dan, and her countless other boyfriends and...
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The whole concept of placing these two together has irked me since the idea was introduced. Call it the Joey and Rachel (Friends) au George and Izzie (Grey's Anatomy) effect. Just like Blair alisema in the Hurt Locket, some couples only look good on paper. These are my 5 reasons why I don't think this couple is going to work. Please note, this is JUST MY OPINION.



5) Lack of story development
Yes, we all know about the fateful night at the wedding. The event that started the series. We all know about Nate's upendo for her, and Serena's wish to keep her friendship with Blair. The Serena/Blair/Nate...
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“Do I need to stick my finger down your throat and hold your hair back?”


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Author: LittleDancer-123x (Melanie)

Rated: T+ because of occasional language, and strong references to eating disorders.

Published: December 11th 2008

Story Type: Multi-Chapter

Summary: Inspired from the line “Do I need to stick my finger down your throat and hold your hair back?” 2x13. Goes back to freshman year, and works up to present day, how Blair’s disorder developed and how Chuck was there along the way. Multi-Chapter. CB, SB friendship....
continue reading...
Ok everybody i lied! i alisema saturday would be the siku i wrote my Chapter 3 but i couldnt wait that long! (after watching o brother where bart thou? for the 6th time i was so inspired i had to come straight here! so here goes nothing... ENJOY!

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It wasnt much of a fall, only about 5 feet. What Blair and Nate hadnt seen when they saw Chuck wobble on the edge of a building was that there was another roof not so far down. He did fall which was zaidi of the point."I need a drink," Chuck slurred, even though he was already wasted. "I think it would be best if wewe stop drinking," Blair said...
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posted by Jovii
01. GAMES


I mean, obviously. Chuck/Blair has been a near-constant battle. Games were part of the foundation of their relationship ("You and I bonded over a mutual upendo of scheming"), games were part of their undoing. Season 2 is inundated with dialogue about games and stakes, winning and losing. Games + Chuck and Blair's king and Queen pretensions = every chess and war cliche reference in the history of ever.

Also obviously, games aren't the point. S2's sabotage, schemes, wagers, and ~seductions are just a way for Chuck and Blair to channel their feelings for each other into a safer type of...
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A.N
adult content....


Epilogue Part 2


Italics are basically flashbacks recalling the events of the awali night (night of Blair's welcome back)

Previously:

Chuck had asked to be excused as he picked Eliza up and walked to a private booth to speak with her. At first Eliza was afraid that her daddy was angry with her for the way she had behaved, but her assured her otherwise and she was quite happy and satisfied after their father/daughter chat...






Cont.

"Ok princess, spill, what was all that about? Did mummy put wewe up to it?" asked Chuck as he and Eliza entered a private booth. He had noticed the...
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Temptation of the Best Kind- Chapter Five

He knew that he was never going to be able to get though the whole weekend with Blair and everybody else. He almost wanted to back out and not go just to see what her reaction would be. It was sure to get a rise out of her. But Chuck knew that he couldn’t do that, he had to try and save face in front of her.
He was also curious to see if she was had actually been serious when she had alisema that she didn’t want him anymore. He might have pushed her too far that siku on the camping trip and irrevocably broke what they might have had. Now that Blair had...
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posted by Yankeesam32935
Friendly Encounters- Chapter Eleven

This chapter is rated VM for VERY MATURE.

Her mind screamed, YES! Was he finally going to give into her and spare them both the agony of waiting. “Sex? Are wewe serious?”
Chuck moved closer to her. “Yes, I have never been zaidi fucking serious in my entire life. Do wewe still want me?” He breathed into her ear.
His hot breath fanned her ear, and she felt the need to sit down on her kitanda before her legs gave out and she went crashing onto the floor. “Chuck, I need to know now if we’re really going to go through with it this time. You’re not going to...
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Temptation of the Best Kind- Chapter Two

What the hell was he going to do with Blair? He couldn’t believe that she had dumped all of her Marafiki like that and then what she had done to Nate had been inexcusable. Chuck knew she was serious about letting everyone know that she was totally a different person then everyone thought she was.
But he still wasn’t going to have sex with her like she thought he would. He would never sacrifice his friendship with Nate for Blair. He might desire her a little bit but that was all. There were always other women available. Who needed Blair Waldorf?
Fuck....
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 Back together at last!
Back together at last!
Chair Tales S02E11- Meet The Parents

It's the morning after the upendo in Limo incident. Blair and Chuck are still in New York at a hotel suite where they stayed the night. Blair would be meeting with Dan and Serena that morning to go back to Connecticut. Chuck had told Blair that he was staying in New York for a week au so on business and that she should go nyumbani with Serena and Dan and he'd see her when he got back home. She'd agreed and told him that things would be different when they were finally reunited at home, things would be better. He alisema he couldn't wait to put the past behind them...
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 Grown up...?
Grown up...?
This is Season 2 of Chair Tales.
Catch up: Blair, Serena and Dan are at Yale chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha and it is set in their final mwaka at Yale. Nate is not around as he is travelling the world. Blair's mother is still living in their house in Manhattan. Lily still lives in Manhattan. Eric and Jenny both attend other Universities. Rufus has moved out of Brooklyn to Jersey City.
Due to the fact that they have all moved away from the Upper East Side, unfortunately there will be no Gossip Girl Blasts anymore, in fact Gossip Girl isn't around any zaidi so this season is based on their futures after High school...
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I am actually attempting to continue the first chapter! I am nervous but excited! I hope wewe enjoy!

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"Blair dont do this to yourself!" Serena yelled through the bathroom door. The faucet was turned on but it didnt drown out Blair's sobs and gags.
"Blair open the door right NOW!" Serena yelled worried about her best friend.
"Im fine!" Blair sobbed. "Hes not going to get any better kwa wewe puking your lunch up!" Serena alisema cringing. She heard the lock turn and the door knob turn as well. The door opened. Serena embraced Blair in a tight hug. "I cant...
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posted by szmootyi
 Nan Zhang
Nan Zhang
wewe know, that Asian-looking girl who sometimes hangs out with Blair... but is she really Asian?
Well, her name is 'Kati' and it might sound a bit Japanese, but actually it's a Hungarian name.(Hungary is a small Eastern European country)
Her surname is 'Farkas'(source: imdb), which is also a Hungarian word. It means 'wolf'.
So the swali is: why does an Asian actress (Nan Zhang) play a Hungarian character? Probably the creators thought 'Kati' must be a Japanese name LoL
But I'm really glad that I've found something Hungarian on Gossip Girl cause I'm from Hungary, too...:)
---I had to share this... LoL---
 Hungary
Hungary
“How did it all happen?” She whispered sullenly, almost breathlessly. Her vision was distorted, blurry from her tears. They were also bloodshot and her face had paled as well, sometime during her breakdown.

From the other side of the desk, the woman sat there with her head cocked to the side, portraying a face of deep concern. “Ms. Waldorf I take it that this wasn’t planned.”

Blair Waldorf kept her eyes glued to the floor. She used whatever physical strength was in her to put her arms on the armrests and lift her body into a straighter, zaidi comfortable position. Instead she failed...
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 Hanging around....Off Set! Aaawww!
Hanging around....Off Set! Aaawww!
Part 2


Its the final siku of filming. The GG gang are filming the last few of the wedding scenes and the atmosphere is really good but emotional as the cast know it's their last siku together before their holidays.
They have just filmed Chuck's wedding speech and are taking their lunch break.


Leighton and Ed have eaten their lunch and are standing around on set talking.

L: hujambo let me know if wewe see Seb, he alisema he was coming today but he's not here yet.
E: Ever heard of a phone...you can use it to contact someone to find out where they are.
L: (laughs) Well i dont have it with me do I! its in my locker....
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“Do I need to stick my finger down your throat and hold your hair back?”


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Author: LittleDancer-123x (Melanie)

Rated: T+ because of occasional language, and strong references to eating disorders.

Published: December 11th 2008

Story Type: Multi-Chapter

Summary: Inspired from the line “Do I need to stick my finger down your throat and hold your hair back?” 2x13. Goes back to freshman year, and works up to present day, how Blair’s disorder developed and how Chuck was there along the way. Multi-Chapter. CB, SB friendship....
continue reading...
posted by LoveLiesAndLust
A/N: YAY! I finally updated something! Short, I know, but I'm already working on chapter three which I'm sure will be ilitumwa kwa later on tonight.

Warning: Rape invloved.
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No matter how hard she tried to scream, she couldn't. His hand was placed firmly over her mouth, his grip on her around her neck tight.

"Now, now, Blair. Don't try anything stupid," Jack warned her, wagging the index finger on his free hand. What the fuck? Who did he think she was? A fucking kindergardener? "I wouldn't wanna have to snap your pretty little neck." He put down is free hand and removed his other hand from her mouth....
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