NOTE: This is my first time uandishi a shabiki fiction in the form of a script, so it might not be that good. Just a heads up. Tell me what wewe think, xx.
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GG: Looks like B is the new S. After last nights party B has been spotted getting up close and personal with upper east side's new bad boy and that's not the first time this week. But wait, wasn't it young Sam Porter Miss Blair was seen with yesterday. Looks like he just couldn't keep her satisfied.
(Blair and Serena are walking through Central Park.)
S: What has gotten into wewe Blair?
B:[Still drunk] [Giggling] Oh S, stop getting so worked up. I was just having fun and the new guy...what's his name?...oh yeah Adam, he's so hot and his not to bad in kitanda either.
S: What about Nate?
B: What about him?
S: He's your boyfriend remember. The one your supposedly in upendo with.
B: He is so last week.
S: [groans] Okay wewe have to stop this, getting drunk and sleeping with all these guys.
(Blair stops walking and faces Serena)
B:[raising her voice] wewe know I think I'm having Deja Vu. Oh that's right I was saying this stuff to wewe two years ago. So where do wewe get off thinking wewe can patronize me about this.
S: That's right I've been there and I know how bad it is. I'm your best friend and I'm trying to help you..
B:[cutting Serena off, Blair yells] Were not best friend's, not anymore. wewe know what wewe did, so stay away from me and don't ever try to help me again. Oh and I like getting drunk and falling into bila mpangilio hot guys laps. Bye best friend.
(Blair walks away, leaving Serena staring after her. Serena dials Nate's number.)
N: hujambo Serena, how did it go?
S: Hey. Horrible, she doesn't want to see me again, but I'm not sure how she feels about you. I think we better leave her alone for a while.
N: That's not good. Do wewe think she's going to do anything stupid?
S: It's hard to say, depends where she goes. If she heads nyumbani she'll be salama but she does know her way to Adam's place, so that's a problem.
N: I hate that guy.
S:[laughs] Yeah, I have to met Dan in five minutes. wewe coming?
N: Oh right. I forgot about that, see wewe soon.
S: Bye
(Five dakika later at a cafe in Brooklyn. Vanessa, Chuck and Dan were waiting when Nate and Serena arrived.)
D: I'd never thought I see the siku that were all friends.
V: Yeah well things happen.
S: It would have happened eventually. We all hang out with the same people. Anyways, Dan did wewe have something to tell us?
D: Yeah I did. I'm not sure why they got sent to me, but it's about Blair.
C: Dan, onyesha us.
[he reached down into his bag and pulled out an envelope. He poured the contents onto the table. They were photos.]
D: There all of Blair. Bad things.
S:[looking at a few photos] This must be Adam. There's picha of her naked and doing drugs!
V: This isn't right. Why would he...hey whats this?
[A note was attached to a picha of Adam and Blair together]
D: Huh, I never saw that.
N: Vanessa just read it.
V: It says: We had fun! Look out for the inayofuata batch, zaidi fun things to come.
C: This guy is a freak but these are good photos.
S: Chuck?! What do wewe reckon this guys going to do to her?
(The door chimes and in comes Blair and Adam. Arms around each other.)
B: Aww isn't this cute. The group all together, having a little chai party.
A: [sniggers]
(As they walk over Dan is hastily shoving the picha back into the envelope)
C: What do wewe want Blair?
B: If it isn't Chuck Bass. wewe gone down kilima hanging out with these losers.
C: I'm pretty sure I upgraded from hanging out with you.
B: [wordless]
A: [handing Blair alcohol] Here drink.
(Nate bounded up and Punched Adam in the face. He's on the floor and Nate keeps kicking)
N: Stay the hell away from Blair.
A: She...comes...to...me.
S: Nate stop it.
D: Come on buddy leave him.
(With one last kick in the ribs Nate left the cafe)
V: Do wewe want to go?
(Grabbing Blair they left the cafe, Adam still on the floor and the customers shocked)
B:[drunk] I upendo wewe guys. Did wewe know that?
(Later at Dan's place Blair lay on Dan's kitanda sleeping. The rest sat in the kitchen)
V: Gee that was weird and awkward.
C: Does anyone know where Nathaniel is?
D: Do wewe think he's gone nyumbani au is doing something stupid.
C: Dude, wewe have to stop assuming we always do stupid things.
S: I hope he went home. I'll go check.
V: I'll come.
(Serena and Vanessa left, leaving Dan and Chuck alone)
D:[coughs]
C:...
B:[groans]
(There at Dan's bedroom door)
B: Chuck come here babe. I want you, I miss you.
C:(freezes)
D:(stares questioningly at Chuck)
(Chuck starts to open the door but Dan stops him and drags him over to the jikoni chairs)
D: Please tell me nothing has happened between wewe two and Blair was just having some crazy dream.
C: Ahh, wewe catch on quick Humphrey.
D:[raises his voice] What?
C: Calm down. It was a mistake and it happened once. Just please keep this between us.
D:[stars at Chuck in silence and then finally answers] Okay fine, lets just check on Blair.
(Scene changes to Serena and Vanessa)
S: What are wewe and Nate now?
V: Serena were friends, hes with Blair now and I'm fine with it. Well yeah I wish he was still with me but it's not like I'm going to steal him back au anything I'm fine with being friends. Why'd wewe ask?
S: Just wandering.
V:[glares at S]
S:[laughing] It's the truth.
V: Okay now wewe have to tell the truth.
S:[defeated] Fine. Well since our stupid upendo triangles have been going on for all of highschool and now that were graduating soon I wad kind of hoping wewe and Nate would get back together. As much as I upendo my Blair, shes my best friend after all, but shes not good for Nate and I know shes still playing her little games with him. I know she loves Chuck.
V: Whoa. I didn't expect that. I'm not going to get back with Nate if he doesn't want me.
(They arrive at Nate's to find his place empty.)
S:[knocks on door] Hello? Nate? Anyone home?
V: Nate it's us.
They walked around the house searching for any sign of him. Once they realised he was no where to be seen they left.
GG: Is upper east side Nathaniel getting bored with young Blair au is it payback? Here's your chance ladies Nathaniel's searching for some one night stands. wewe know wewe upendo me,
xoxo Gossip girl
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GG: Looks like B is the new S. After last nights party B has been spotted getting up close and personal with upper east side's new bad boy and that's not the first time this week. But wait, wasn't it young Sam Porter Miss Blair was seen with yesterday. Looks like he just couldn't keep her satisfied.
(Blair and Serena are walking through Central Park.)
S: What has gotten into wewe Blair?
B:[Still drunk] [Giggling] Oh S, stop getting so worked up. I was just having fun and the new guy...what's his name?...oh yeah Adam, he's so hot and his not to bad in kitanda either.
S: What about Nate?
B: What about him?
S: He's your boyfriend remember. The one your supposedly in upendo with.
B: He is so last week.
S: [groans] Okay wewe have to stop this, getting drunk and sleeping with all these guys.
(Blair stops walking and faces Serena)
B:[raising her voice] wewe know I think I'm having Deja Vu. Oh that's right I was saying this stuff to wewe two years ago. So where do wewe get off thinking wewe can patronize me about this.
S: That's right I've been there and I know how bad it is. I'm your best friend and I'm trying to help you..
B:[cutting Serena off, Blair yells] Were not best friend's, not anymore. wewe know what wewe did, so stay away from me and don't ever try to help me again. Oh and I like getting drunk and falling into bila mpangilio hot guys laps. Bye best friend.
(Blair walks away, leaving Serena staring after her. Serena dials Nate's number.)
N: hujambo Serena, how did it go?
S: Hey. Horrible, she doesn't want to see me again, but I'm not sure how she feels about you. I think we better leave her alone for a while.
N: That's not good. Do wewe think she's going to do anything stupid?
S: It's hard to say, depends where she goes. If she heads nyumbani she'll be salama but she does know her way to Adam's place, so that's a problem.
N: I hate that guy.
S:[laughs] Yeah, I have to met Dan in five minutes. wewe coming?
N: Oh right. I forgot about that, see wewe soon.
S: Bye
(Five dakika later at a cafe in Brooklyn. Vanessa, Chuck and Dan were waiting when Nate and Serena arrived.)
D: I'd never thought I see the siku that were all friends.
V: Yeah well things happen.
S: It would have happened eventually. We all hang out with the same people. Anyways, Dan did wewe have something to tell us?
D: Yeah I did. I'm not sure why they got sent to me, but it's about Blair.
C: Dan, onyesha us.
[he reached down into his bag and pulled out an envelope. He poured the contents onto the table. They were photos.]
D: There all of Blair. Bad things.
S:[looking at a few photos] This must be Adam. There's picha of her naked and doing drugs!
V: This isn't right. Why would he...hey whats this?
[A note was attached to a picha of Adam and Blair together]
D: Huh, I never saw that.
N: Vanessa just read it.
V: It says: We had fun! Look out for the inayofuata batch, zaidi fun things to come.
C: This guy is a freak but these are good photos.
S: Chuck?! What do wewe reckon this guys going to do to her?
(The door chimes and in comes Blair and Adam. Arms around each other.)
B: Aww isn't this cute. The group all together, having a little chai party.
A: [sniggers]
(As they walk over Dan is hastily shoving the picha back into the envelope)
C: What do wewe want Blair?
B: If it isn't Chuck Bass. wewe gone down kilima hanging out with these losers.
C: I'm pretty sure I upgraded from hanging out with you.
B: [wordless]
A: [handing Blair alcohol] Here drink.
(Nate bounded up and Punched Adam in the face. He's on the floor and Nate keeps kicking)
N: Stay the hell away from Blair.
A: She...comes...to...me.
S: Nate stop it.
D: Come on buddy leave him.
(With one last kick in the ribs Nate left the cafe)
V: Do wewe want to go?
(Grabbing Blair they left the cafe, Adam still on the floor and the customers shocked)
B:[drunk] I upendo wewe guys. Did wewe know that?
(Later at Dan's place Blair lay on Dan's kitanda sleeping. The rest sat in the kitchen)
V: Gee that was weird and awkward.
C: Does anyone know where Nathaniel is?
D: Do wewe think he's gone nyumbani au is doing something stupid.
C: Dude, wewe have to stop assuming we always do stupid things.
S: I hope he went home. I'll go check.
V: I'll come.
(Serena and Vanessa left, leaving Dan and Chuck alone)
D:[coughs]
C:...
B:[groans]
(There at Dan's bedroom door)
B: Chuck come here babe. I want you, I miss you.
C:(freezes)
D:(stares questioningly at Chuck)
(Chuck starts to open the door but Dan stops him and drags him over to the jikoni chairs)
D: Please tell me nothing has happened between wewe two and Blair was just having some crazy dream.
C: Ahh, wewe catch on quick Humphrey.
D:[raises his voice] What?
C: Calm down. It was a mistake and it happened once. Just please keep this between us.
D:[stars at Chuck in silence and then finally answers] Okay fine, lets just check on Blair.
(Scene changes to Serena and Vanessa)
S: What are wewe and Nate now?
V: Serena were friends, hes with Blair now and I'm fine with it. Well yeah I wish he was still with me but it's not like I'm going to steal him back au anything I'm fine with being friends. Why'd wewe ask?
S: Just wandering.
V:[glares at S]
S:[laughing] It's the truth.
V: Okay now wewe have to tell the truth.
S:[defeated] Fine. Well since our stupid upendo triangles have been going on for all of highschool and now that were graduating soon I wad kind of hoping wewe and Nate would get back together. As much as I upendo my Blair, shes my best friend after all, but shes not good for Nate and I know shes still playing her little games with him. I know she loves Chuck.
V: Whoa. I didn't expect that. I'm not going to get back with Nate if he doesn't want me.
(They arrive at Nate's to find his place empty.)
S:[knocks on door] Hello? Nate? Anyone home?
V: Nate it's us.
They walked around the house searching for any sign of him. Once they realised he was no where to be seen they left.
GG: Is upper east side Nathaniel getting bored with young Blair au is it payback? Here's your chance ladies Nathaniel's searching for some one night stands. wewe know wewe upendo me,
xoxo Gossip girl
