Episode 01- Jealousy has its Merits
20/12/2008

Gossip Girl (Voice of Kristen Bell) #They say keep your Marafiki close and enemies closer...but what happens when Marafiki become enemies and enemies become friends? Welcome to the upper East side where even Mother Teresa is at risk of corruption. wewe know wewe upendo me #

In School Yard.
Blair sits with Serena.

Serena(S): So, have wewe seen chuck lately?
Blair(B): Chuck? why would i see him? no i haven't.
S: just, wewe and him seem kinda friendly.
B: Ugh! I don't think so! Chuck doesn't have any friends. He isn't capable of having a conversation that doesn't involve talk of sex and drugs.
S: He has Nate.
B: My point exactly.
S: What? Do wewe think Nate is just as bad? wewe did go out with him remember!
B: Yes and he cheated on me...Remember? They are both the same.
Serena gets embarrassed and her expression conveys a sense of guilt.
S: Ye, We were drunk Blair. Can we not bring that up please.

Coincidently Chuck walks up to where S and B are sitting. He is accompanied kwa three giggling girls.

B: Oh look who it is, Casanova and his three sluts.
Chuck (C): I'll take that as a compliment. (bends over and whispers to B and S) kwa the way, they're just an accessory, nothing more...they practically follow me...i don't even know their names...loose women Blair, a different species to wewe .
B: Ugh. What do wewe want man-whore?!
C: (stands upright again) Me and the girls are going to the opening of my burlesque club tonight, i wanted to personally invite wewe two. what do wewe say Blair?....Serena? are wewe busy tonight?
S: Umm, actually me and Dan were gonna get together.....and hang out....and stuff.
B: Didnt wewe guys have a fight?
S: Ye, thats why we're hanging out..to talk.
C: And Blair? I'll send the car round at 7?
B: For what? I'm not coming. wewe wont see me dead in that bar of yours, it's degrading....full of perverted men...like yourself (to chuck)
S: Ouch! Blair, wewe should go. wewe might actually enjoy it.
C: I'd take your Marafiki advice if i were you. wewe never know, wewe might have the night of your life.

There is a short silence.

C: Be ready kwa 7.

Chuck exits followed kwa his giggling girls.

B: Serena! i don't wanna go! I have better things to do!
S: I'm sure it wont be as bad as wewe think! just go and have fun, if wewe don't like it wewe can leave. i mean we've been to loads of places like that before, it wont be that scandalous!
B: Ye but those places weren't owned kwa Chuck Bass'tard... imagine it, full of whores, drugs and drink. it's not exactly my scene. maybe yours, not mine.
S: Well maybe wewe should make it your scene... just think about it. Anyway I have to go now, got chemistry and wouldn't wanna miss that! (Laughs)
B: All right i'll see wewe later then, i'm free for another saa before i have class!
S: Well you'll have time to think about tonight then!
B: (shouts as Serena runs off) I'm not going...

Blair walks inside to common room.
Nate is also there.
There is still awkwardness between them.

Nate(N): hujambo Blair.
B: hujambo (smiles)
N: I've got free period.
B: Ummm me too.
N: Do wewe wanna go for a..... coffee au something?
B: Ummm, ok i guess we could.
N: Cool, lets go to the cafe on XXXX Street.
B: Ok.

At Cafe, Ordered Coffee.

N: So hows things nowadays, i hardly see you.
B: Everything great.
N: Good.

Short silence.

N: Your mom and my dad are working on an advertising capaign.
B: I know.
N: Well it's going pretty good as far as i've heard.
B: That's good.
N: I saw Dan and Jenny yesterday, they alisema they visited their mom in Connecticut, reminded me of when we used to spend summers in the Hamptons.
B: Ye ......Serena Loved it there.
N: Umm, ye, did she? I didn't know that...not that I should know, it's just....ummm..

Is interrupted (luckily) kwa waitress.
Waitress: Your cappuccino and your latte.. and some hospitality chokoleti cake. enjoy your drinks.

N: Thanks.

Nate takes a sip of his cappuccino.

N: So, how's school?
B: Usual.
N: I've been thinking zaidi about what i wanna do...you know....dad wants me to go to college...mom wants me to do what dad wants...etc, i just wanna find out what i really want..... wewe know what i mean Blair?
B: Sure.
N: So i've been thinking about college and stuff and how i've always wanted to make my parents happy.....make dad proud...but now i dont know what i want anymore.

Silent pause.

N: Ye, and i've been thinking that i should probably take a mwaka out au something...i dunno....just a break really. ....Am... i ....boring you, au is something on your mind...you seem kinda distant?
B: No, I'm listening.

Nate acknowledges the fact that maybe things are still awkward between them, judging kwa Blairs short majibu and lack of response to him. He decides to go neutral and stop talking about himself.

N: Are wewe gonna try the cake? i'ts chocolate, your favourite.
B: (Nods head) No.
N: Chuck's having an opening tonight, wewe probably haven't heard, but its a new place he brought, he's really excited about it.
B: Actually he did tell me about that. it sounds like great fun.
N: Really? I didnt think it was your kind of thing?
B: Well, then wewe dont know me as well as wewe think, i think it's a great idea. in fact he's invited me to the opening. i wouldn't miss it,...you have to be loyal to your Marafiki right?, and Chuck seems really proud of this new venture.
N: Ye, he is happy.
B: And that's all that matters, Are wewe going, it's definitely your scene, promiscuous girls...alcohol..., im just going cuz chuck really wanted me to be there, he invited me and Serena but Serena cant make it, she's busy, he's sending his car round to pick me up, isn't that nice of him!?
N: yeah.
B: I cant wait to see what he's done to the place, it used to be a coffee shop, but he promised that I'll be pleasantly surprised. I'm sure I will, he's always full of surprises.
N: I know.
B: And Knowing Chuck he's probably turned it into something original, im looking mbele to it...so are wewe gonna be there?
N: Probably.
Blair proceeds to get up
B: Well I'll see wewe there then, i have to go now I've got a bit of shopping to do.
N: What about school?
B: Oh, no big deal, I'll only miss a bit, I'll go in later. taraah.
N: Bye.

Blair exits.
Blairs Residence.

Dorota the house keeper majibu front door. Chuck's driver is waiting outside.

Dorota (D): Miss. Blair your car is here.
B: Great, don't wait up for me I'll be nyumbani late.
D: Ok Miss Blair, do take care.
B: Dont worry about me, i'll be fine!

Outside Chuck's bar.
Chuck is awaiting Blair's arrival.
Blair's car approaches and Blair exits car.

C: Well look who turned up to my party. I was expecting an empty car.
B: Well I had nothing better to do.
C: Of course.
B: Im not here for wewe anyway! I only came because i'm meeting my Marafiki here.
C: And which Marafiki might they be?
B: None of your business, now songesha out of my way, i dont wanna be seen speaking to you!

Blair enters club.
shortly followed kwa Chuck.
Blair looks around the club.

C: What do wewe think.
B: Didnt i just get rid of you?
C: You'll never get rid of me.
B: It's the same as every other club.
C: What? Are wewe crazy...! Who has a stage like that, drinks like these (as he picks up a cocktail from a waiters tray.) waiters like that (waitresses are almost naked and waiters are dressly soly in pants and a bow tie) and dancers like them (points to the stage where burlesque dancers are performing).
B: I've seen better.
C: (shows a look of disappointment) We also have private rooms for private shows....maybe i can onyesha wewe one of them...
B: In your dreams, i'm staying far away from you.

They are interrupted kwa Nate who casually joins the conversation.

N: Blair, wewe made it.
B: Ye.
N: Me and Chuck have been her for the past saa getting to know the workers, it's a great set up don't wewe think, and the workers are really friendly too.
B: Ye, i bet they are.
C: (laughs) Nate quite enjoyed getting to know the dancers!
N: What? No! i wasn't referring to those workers, i meant the other workers, like the ones at the bar, the waiter...
C: Sure Nate...
B: Chuck, wewe were going to onyesha me the private rooms...
C: I thought you.....(is interrupted)
B: Oh just come (drags him away)

Nate watches them walk off.

C: Easy on the Jacket, do wewe know how expensive this was!
B: zaidi expensive than your bedtime exploits?
C: Depends, ....some nights are free.
B: Uggh, wewe disgust me!
C: I upendo it when wewe talk dirty...
Blair attempts to storm off, but is apprehended kwa Chuck once more

C: The private rooms are this way...(as he holds on to her arm)
Blair breaks free of his grasp attempting to walk away from him.
They are approached kwa a scantily clad dressed woman, who eyes up Chuck.

Girl (G): I've been told you're the humble owner of this establishment?
C: Proud owner, .......yes. and wewe are...?
B: Leaving!!! (grabs Chuck kwa the arm and proceeds to walk in the direction pointed out to her kwa Chuck as being towards the private rooms)

C: wewe dont have to be so rough in public! If wewe want to onyesha me the animal in you, wait till we're alone...
B: You'll be lucky if i onyesha wewe anything.
C: Im intrigued.
B: Dont be.

Chuck and Blair enter a private room.
The room is dark, with a single red chaise longue style seating furniture.
There is a small stand with various alcoholic drinks and appetisers.
There is various other stands with other aphrodisiacs such as a chokoleti kisima, chemchemi with dipping fruits and marshmallows.

C: So, .......what do wewe think of my....lair?
B: wewe mean nest....?!
C: Well if thats what wewe want it to be.......i didnt see wewe as the maternal type.
B: Well i can be a medley of things.
C: Really?...(as he pours drinks for them)
B: (accepts a drink from him)
C: Can wewe be what i want wewe to be right now?
B: No.
C: wewe haven't even heard me out yet.
B: I dont need to, i can almost envisage what your sick mind is conjuring up...and i'm not interested.
C: And why might that be (takes a sip of his drink)
B: Because wewe make me sick.
C: Really?....or maybe it's because your a virgin?
B: What?! What would wewe know?.....Who told wewe that?
C: Does it matter....i'm sure everyone knows....you can never be sure with Gossip Girl...
B: I've never seen anything like that on Gossip Girl....was it Nate?
C: (begins to touch Blairs arm) Look lets forget about that...why dont we sit...and talk.
B: wewe two talked about me?
C: Does it matter now? Your not his girlfriend anymore. get over it.
B:(almost doesnt realise he is holding her, something she would not usually allow!) I am over it.
C: Then stop thinking about him and songesha on elsewhere...
B: But how could he tell you! who else must he have told!! That's my business!...and it's not like i' m..."that" because i didnt want to! he was the one that didn't...everytime i got close he just moved further away! So how could he complain about me! especially to you!
C: Well if i were him, i'd have nothing to complain about...(attempts to make a songesha on her)
B: (realises chuck's intentions and pulls slightly away from his face, but he still has a slight hold on her arms) Well, wewe wouldnt complain about anything as long as wewe got sex....im sure even a hermaphrodite would enthral you!
C: Well if she....he-she looked anything like you...
B: What ever he alisema to wewe about me...it probably wasn't true anyway...he hardly took the time to get to know me! And wewe never will! (attempts to pull away from chuck)
C: Maybe he was too busy getting to know Serena...
B: (suddenly stops from trying to release her arm from his grasp) Serena?......she was never good enough for him...
C: I agree....she's not exactly alluring............not like you.....................if i were Nathaniel i would never look at her twice.............but wewe on the other hand....(begins to caress her)............the truth is....Serena? she would never tempt me (strokes his face onto hers).............but wewe have (attempts to kiss her...)

Blair and Chuck kiss passionately, until they fall onto the sofa and continue, unitl they have sex.

Gossip Girl: # Talk of Serena and Nate definitely pushed Blair into "revenge sleeping" with Chuck, but thats Chuck Bass, who just happens to be Ex-BF's BFF! wewe know wewe upendo me xoxo Gossip Girl...#

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