Harry Potter Article: It's Voldy (Rebbecca Black's Friday HP style)

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It's Voldy (Rebbecca Black's Friday HP style)

posted by zanhar1

Which spell should I cast?

So I got boeard just a while zamani and I saw a picture of Rebbecca so I got this oh so gienus idea it formulated quite like this; "Hay Zanny since wewe have nothing better to do with your life at the moment why dont wewe remake Friday HP style and share it with your Marafiki on fanpop?" "Ok good idea Zanny I'll start right away!" Lol my lyrics are probably just as bad as the real version and they're a bit unorginized but I did my best. :P Ok here goes my dignaty and possibly some of your faith in humanity!

7am waking up at Hogwarts

Gotta grab my wand gotta get to class

Gotta cast some spells gotta cast lumous

Casting every spell, my wand is glowing

Spell after Spell, everybody’s castin’

Gotta practice my spells

Gotta fight Voldemort

Oh look it’s hi-im

Killing little muggles

Making some horcrux

Gotta make my mind up

Which spell should I cast

It’s Voldy Voldy

Gotta go face Voldy

Everyone’s looking out for the battle battle

Voldy Voldy

Dueling with Voldy

Everybody’s preparing for the battle

Crucio crucio no

Crucio crucio no

Pain pain pain pain

Looking mbele to Voldy’s defeat

7:45 we’re riding on a hippogriff

Flying to high I want time to fly

Sirius Sirius think about Sirius

He’s my godfather

I got this Ron’s got this

Hermione’s kwa my right

I got this Ron’s got this

Now Ron knows it

Killing little muggles

Making some horcrux

Gotta make my mind up

Which spell should I cast

It’s Voldy Voldy

Gotta go face Voldy

Everyone’s looking out for the battle battle

Voldy Voldy

Dueling with Voldy

Everybody’s preparing for the battle

Crucio crucio no

Crucio crucio no

Pain pain pain pain

Looking mbele to Voldy’s defeat

Last mwaka was my 6th mwaka 6th year

This mwaka i-is my 7th mwaka 7th mwaka

We we we destroyed a horcrux

We destroyed a horcrux

We gonna win this war today

inayofuata Molly saves Ginny

Not my daughter wewe bitch, kahaba comes afterwards

I don’t want Bella to die

H-P Harry Potter

So chillin’ in the burrow (in the burrow)

In the commen room (in the common room)

Im flyin, playin’ (quittage)

It’s the snitch catchin’ the snitch

Wit’ a Slytherin up on my side

Passin’ kwa is a dementor in front of me

Makes it harder it harder, wanna scream

Check to the sides, it’s a snitch, gotta catch

We gonna win c’mon c’mon y’all

It’s Voldy Voldy

Gotta go face Voldy

Everyone’s looking out for the battle battle

Voldy Voldy

Dueling with Voldy

Everybody’s preparing for the battle

Crucio crucio no

Crucio crucio no

Pain pain pain pain

Looking mbele to Voldy’s defeat

Yup, thats my oh so beautiful song remake now wewe can all play your hate on me for ever creating something so crappy au wewe can title me the Queen of song remakes... au wewe can have a nice in between. ;) Characters/themes = Rowling's Song = Rebbecca's yada yada yada. Any hoo enjoy the rest of your lives in which I Probably just wasted a bit.

No kidding Bella. -.-'

I wonder why she hasn't been burned off the mti yet? :O

I wonder why she hasn't been burned off the tree yet? :O

angelbarbie20, Alchemistlover and 6 others like this

BellaLovett lol thats crazy .. thats the awesomest westing of time thanks zanny for sharing it with ur friends on fanpop

zanhar1 XD thanks and your welcome. ;)

scrubby21 guess what? it's double xD time again! haha, how long did this take you to do? the crucio and rap parts are going to be stuck in my head now. =) this is so horribly awesome! oh yeah, good to know i'm not the only person who has internal conversations all the time.

gryffindorgal Quittage? lol try again, Bellatrix

zanhar1 Thanks Scrubby. It actually took a half hour, I kept playing the song (possibly making my ear infection worse because the song sucks so bad XD) to make sure I got the beat right, as well as looking over the lyrics and thinking up the new lyrics. Nice to know someone likes it. :)

scrubby21 actually for half an hour, this is quite good! i bet it took days for Black's songwriter's to come up with theirs. (i'm assuming of course that she didn't write it herself --> oh i just looked this up and apparantly the rapper guy wrote it, that's just sad).

zanhar1 Thanks. HIM!? He was the one who wrote it! I did not see that comeing.

foopetsrule Better then the origanal! If you sang it, i'd buy it on itunes.

nany5755 lol!way better than the real version!

cro0010 I really like your pictures. your song LOL!

RavenclawRocks LOL, that's great!

boredcreativity That's hilarious! Dang, you beat me to it...but I couldn't have done better! Keep it up!

zanhar1 Thanks. I was actually planning on doing a few more, one will be A Friday one again (for the random spot). And I was gonna try to find another song to make an HP version of.

TheHPMerlinFan LOL. I love it!

Snape880 LOL , i like the last pic. LOL

BellaLovett I hate the original song .. but these days I hear it a lot just to sing It's Voldy with the music

Alchemistlover I loved this lol and at the end Bella going "I killed the wrong Black" was hysterical

zanhar1 xD Thanks guys.

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Harry Potter Fanfiction (The Last Goodbye)

posted by DracoLuver

The two figures walked silently in unity, their feet trudging through the high snow. Both their faces were wet with tears, and the girl clutched a bundle of bright red roses. They stopped immediately in front of a strong iron gate beside a small cozy church, adorned with brilliant krisimasi lights, and inside voices sang in chorus to familiar krisimasi songs.
They both stared beyond, unsure of whether to go in au not. The red-headed boy made his decision first and leaned on the gate, crying into his hands. The girl seemed unable to look at him, and her gaze was locked kwa a white marble tombstone...

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A Midsummer Night's Dream (Harry Potter-ized) Scene one

posted by LilysLittleTwin

I do not own Harry Potter, au A Midsummer Night's Dream. I did have a dream in summer one time, though...I think.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

CORNELIUS
Now, Lydia, our nuptial hour
Draws on apace; four happy days bring in
Another moon: but, O, methinks, how slow
This old moon wanes! She lingers my desires,
Like to a step-dame au a dowager
Long withering out a young man revenue.

LYDIA
Four days will quickly steep themselves in night;
Four nights will quickly dream away the time;
And then the moon, like to a silver bow
New-bent in heaven, shall behold the night
Of our solemnities.

CORNELIUS...

Harry Potter and Percy Jackson crossover

posted by DarkWolf459

Hello! This is my first story. Enjoy.

I looked out at the water, making ripples with my hand. A magic school was on my way.
"Get back inside, your list's here!" my dad called from the house. He was the The God of the Sea, Poseidon.
I went back inside and picked up a paper, and it read:

Dear Percy Jackson,

wewe have a place in the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please go to The Leaky Cauldron, then to Diagon Alley to get your school things. The train leaves Sep, 1st, at 11:00am, from Platform 9 and 3 quarters.

See wewe at Hogwarts,

Headmaster Albus Dumbledore

An orodha is below:

From there was a orodha of things. I looked up. Time went kwa fast...

part 2 coming later. See ya!

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30 ways to annoy Dolores Umbridge

posted by elsafan1010

TOTAL LIST
1- Ask her if she's poor enough to afford a normal pen rather than the banned ones.

2- Call her Pinkie Pie.

3- Tell her you're gonna give her a dress for birthday and when she asks put a dress on a toad and onyesha her.

4- Tell her Lockhart did a better job teaching than her.

5- Don't say anything when she punishes wewe and when she tells wewe "Why don't wewe speak up" tell her that wewe can't talk bad with animals.

6- Call Madam Pomfrey every sekunde she speaks and say "You don't sound good, miss,"

7- Tell her that she should have been in the Hogwarts House called Pinkies.

8- Turn her into a toad...