So I got boeard just a while zamani and I saw a picture of Rebbecca so I got this oh so gienus idea it formulated quite like this; "Hay Zanny since wewe have nothing better to do with your life at the moment why dont wewe remake Friday HP style and share it with your Marafiki on fanpop?" "Ok good idea Zanny I'll start right away!" Lol my lyrics are probably just as bad as the real version and they're a bit unorginized but I did my best. :P Ok here goes my dignaty and possibly some of your faith in humanity!
7am waking up at Hogwarts
Gotta grab my wand gotta get to class
Gotta cast some spells gotta cast lumous
Casting every spell, my wand is glowing
Spell after Spell, everybody’s castin’
Gotta practice my spells
Gotta fight Voldemort
Oh look it’s hi-im
Killing little muggles
Making some horcrux
Gotta make my mind up
Which spell should I cast
It’s Voldy Voldy
Gotta go face Voldy
Everyone’s looking out for the battle battle
Voldy Voldy
Dueling with Voldy
Everybody’s preparing for the battle
Crucio crucio no
Crucio crucio no
Pain pain pain pain
Looking mbele to Voldy’s defeat
7:45 we’re riding on a hippogriff
Flying to high I want time to fly
Sirius Sirius think about Sirius
He’s my godfather
I got this Ron’s got this
Hermione’s kwa my right
I got this Ron’s got this
Now Ron knows it
Killing little muggles
Making some horcrux
Gotta make my mind up
Which spell should I cast
It’s Voldy Voldy
Gotta go face Voldy
Everyone’s looking out for the battle battle
Voldy Voldy
Dueling with Voldy
Everybody’s preparing for the battle
Crucio crucio no
Crucio crucio no
Pain pain pain pain
Looking mbele to Voldy’s defeat
Last mwaka was my 6th mwaka 6th year
This mwaka i-is my 7th mwaka 7th mwaka
We we we destroyed a horcrux
We destroyed a horcrux
We gonna win this war today
inayofuata Molly saves Ginny
Not my daughter wewe bitch, kahaba comes afterwards
I don’t want Bella to die
H-P Harry Potter
So chillin’ in the burrow (in the burrow)
In the commen room (in the common room)
Im flyin, playin’ (quittage)
It’s the snitch catchin’ the snitch
Wit’ a Slytherin up on my side
Passin’ kwa is a dementor in front of me
Makes it harder it harder, wanna scream
Check to the sides, it’s a snitch, gotta catch
We gonna win c’mon c’mon y’all
It’s Voldy Voldy
Gotta go face Voldy
Everyone’s looking out for the battle battle
Voldy Voldy
Dueling with Voldy
Everybody’s preparing for the battle
Crucio crucio no
Crucio crucio no
Pain pain pain pain
Looking mbele to Voldy’s defeat
Yup, thats my oh so beautiful song remake now wewe can all play your hate on me for ever creating something so crappy au wewe can title me the Queen of song remakes... au wewe can have a nice in between. ;) Characters/themes = Rowling's Song = Rebbecca's yada yada yada. Any hoo enjoy the rest of your lives in which I Probably just wasted a bit.
7am waking up at Hogwarts
Gotta grab my wand gotta get to class
Gotta cast some spells gotta cast lumous
Casting every spell, my wand is glowing
Spell after Spell, everybody’s castin’
Gotta practice my spells
Gotta fight Voldemort
Oh look it’s hi-im
Killing little muggles
Making some horcrux
Gotta make my mind up
Which spell should I cast
It’s Voldy Voldy
Gotta go face Voldy
Everyone’s looking out for the battle battle
Voldy Voldy
Dueling with Voldy
Everybody’s preparing for the battle
Crucio crucio no
Crucio crucio no
Pain pain pain pain
Looking mbele to Voldy’s defeat
7:45 we’re riding on a hippogriff
Flying to high I want time to fly
Sirius Sirius think about Sirius
He’s my godfather
I got this Ron’s got this
Hermione’s kwa my right
I got this Ron’s got this
Now Ron knows it
Killing little muggles
Making some horcrux
Gotta make my mind up
Which spell should I cast
It’s Voldy Voldy
Gotta go face Voldy
Everyone’s looking out for the battle battle
Voldy Voldy
Dueling with Voldy
Everybody’s preparing for the battle
Crucio crucio no
Crucio crucio no
Pain pain pain pain
Looking mbele to Voldy’s defeat
Last mwaka was my 6th mwaka 6th year
This mwaka i-is my 7th mwaka 7th mwaka
We we we destroyed a horcrux
We destroyed a horcrux
We gonna win this war today
inayofuata Molly saves Ginny
Not my daughter wewe bitch, kahaba comes afterwards
I don’t want Bella to die
H-P Harry Potter
So chillin’ in the burrow (in the burrow)
In the commen room (in the common room)
Im flyin, playin’ (quittage)
It’s the snitch catchin’ the snitch
Wit’ a Slytherin up on my side
Passin’ kwa is a dementor in front of me
Makes it harder it harder, wanna scream
Check to the sides, it’s a snitch, gotta catch
We gonna win c’mon c’mon y’all
It’s Voldy Voldy
Gotta go face Voldy
Everyone’s looking out for the battle battle
Voldy Voldy
Dueling with Voldy
Everybody’s preparing for the battle
Crucio crucio no
Crucio crucio no
Pain pain pain pain
Looking mbele to Voldy’s defeat
Yup, thats my oh so beautiful song remake now wewe can all play your hate on me for ever creating something so crappy au wewe can title me the Queen of song remakes... au wewe can have a nice in between. ;) Characters/themes = Rowling's Song = Rebbecca's yada yada yada. Any hoo enjoy the rest of your lives in which I Probably just wasted a bit.
The following is from The Whimsic Alley Book of Spells. Any irony present is not intended kwa me.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
kwa Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as wewe say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartridge, katriji ya (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
wewe need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the inayopendelewa drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will kitanda yours to command.
A Commanding Spell and Potion
kwa Dan "Rad" Cliffe
INCANTATION
Impero homo
DESCRIPTION
This is a spell and potion to make people do as wewe say.
Potion ingredients:
Five grams of salt from the Dead Sea
Ten spoons of honey
One full ink cartridge, katriji ya (any color)
A drink the victim likes
50 ml. of your sweat
SPELL
First make the potion in the following way:
wewe need to take a glass,
Add salt from the sea of the dead,
Add the 50 ml. of sweat,
And stir with a spoon of lead.
Take the honey in a bowl,
Add it to the ink,
Stir the mixture 'round and 'round,
Then you're ready to add the drink.
Thirdly, add the inayopendelewa drink.
The potion wil need to wait a year.
After that the potion is ready,
And tell the victim to drink a beer.
Wave your wand over the ingredients and say, "Impero homo." Now they will kitanda yours to command.