I decided to post it now because I'm not 100% sure on whatever I'll be online those days (ya know, X-mas stuff and all).It's a bit Foreteen and well, Huddy :P
So here it is! And I wish wewe a very Merry Christmas!!<3
oh Do wewe remember that english is not my native language and bla bla bla??
Now you'll have the proofthat I suck at uandishi makala in english!!
Enjoy!
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It's krisimasi Eve in the lanes of the PPTH, and everyone was heading nyumbani to their family to share one of the most beautiful holidays with a laugh, a smile au a candy...
Everything is silent and quiet, au better , it was...
"I'm gonna kill Foreman!!"
"No you're not!!"
"Yes, I am!! I have this awesome chance to kill him in a very painful way, because he has to leave 13 alone!!Do wewe really want to stop me??"
Olivine and pollyloveshouse were hidden in the janitor closet talking ...uh... I should say arguing about Foreteen ( They were arguing about Foreman's funeral from Olivine's POV)
"Listen to me Olivine! We have to stop this! Remember , we have to meet the others!...Do wewe remember our plan?"
There was no response from Olivine...
"OLIVINE, THE PLAN!!"
"Ok ok calm down!!I kinda...er... forgot it!!
polly was ready to kill her...
"But wewe should understand me! I was so angry at Foreman that I couldn't think of anything else!He's just like a whore, he dresses like a whore, he smells like a whore, he speaks like a whore, he..."
"Olivine was interrupted kwa a frustrated PLH:
"Ok I got it!!!! wewe know the word "whore better than I do!You have my best compliments! But please, can we get back to our plan?"
"Err...yes...the plan.. yes"
"Ok! We've to prepare a X-mas party for Cuddy, Wilson,House's teams, House himself and the whole other holspital staff, but everything has to be a big surprise...got it?"
"Got it!"
At that moment they were interrupted kwa a knock on the door.
"Secret word?" asked plh...
"Damn I forgot it!" whispered the person from the outside. From the voice, it was supposed to be a girl..."Er, is that "Wilson's tie rocks?""
"No it's not!" answered Olivine...
"Oh s*it!Now I'm sure! I'll remember it only when pigs ply!!!"
"Inside the room , Ol and olh came closer to the doorand asked:"Eh is that you?"
"Eh stands for EhjoyHuddy" mumbled the girl
"Do we have an EnjoyHameron in our group?" this time she spoke quite aloud...
"No we haven't."
"Oh... then yeah, that's me!!"
Olivine opened the door and let EH come inside.
"Where are the others?!" asked plh.
"Oh! Well, they alisema they wanted to buy some cokes first...They are coming all together!"
About 10 mins later, there was another knock on the door, but this time it was a bit louder.
"Secret word?"
"We bought diet coke!"
"I know this voise, it's oldmovie's"answered plh directed to her 2 friends, while opening the door
"Hey! Who the hell chose the janitor closet as our secret place for the meeting? I can't breathe!!"shoutet ChandlerFan.
"Sorry! But this was the only place where we could have a better intimacy." alisema Cuddles.
"Ahaha! hujambo Cuddles! Are wewe searching for sex with all this intimacy?" alisema babybell.
"W-WHAT????"
"You two!!! Shut up NOW!!"
"Ohoh, bossy Pottergal is here!" whispered House34 to Anusha.
"Ok" continued PG "Now that we're all here, we can talk about our plan, because we all know why we're here"
"Er, well, I don't!" it was tatia, who was standing between elenita_93 and Misanthrope86.
"Then why do wewe think you're here?"
"I don't kno!! I was searching for the bathroom and...Oh God! I have a Chair party and I can't miss it!!"
"What?A "Chair" party? Isn't there a "Table" and a "Couch" party too??" alisema HC1331, making everyone burst out into a laugh.
"Whateva..well, they are waiting for me so... goodbye girl!!" and with that she left the room.
"Can we please get back to our plan?" shouted Misanthrope86.
"That's what I'm trying to do Missy! Ok, here's what we're going to do: HC1331 and Missy , wewe are going to prepare some chakula for all the guests."
"What?? Do wewe know how many are they??Two people are not enough to cook everything!"
"Damn, HC1331, you're right...Is there anybody who wants to help them?"
"ME ME!!" It was elenita_93
"I'd like to help too!" This time, it was Anusha.
"Ok wewe can go!"
And they got out from the clost, leaving the others inside.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I can breathe!" shouted CF.
"Shut up!"
"UMPF..."
"Mimika_s, wewe and Olivine are going to decorate everything that can be decorated! Lamps, tables, wall, woindows, curtains... everything!"
"Do I really have to work with a Foreteen?"
"Oh come on Olivine! Don't be that childish!"
"Cuddles, it was just a questione, nothing else!!"
"Yeah whateva..."
"Come on Olivine, let's go! If wewe don't have anymore objection, I'd like to go! We have a lot of work to do!"
"You're right mimi!" and with that, they also left the room.
"Now I can breathe better than before" whispered CF to EnjoyHuddy, who just nodded in response.
"Hey PG!!" shouted House34 "I've got a wonderful idea!"
"Please tell me!"
"Well,we are going to have the cast of House MD all here, so I thought: Why not bringing Mac and Stella from CSI NY too? It would be too much fun!! All together!"
Everyone was speechless, everyone but EH and CF who were quite arguing on who was the one who could breathe better.Then, the silence was interrupted kwa oldmovie.
"Mac and Stella are from N.Y...We're in N.J.!"
"So what?!"
"We can't!!"
"Are wewe sure?" And with that, she left the room, smirking and running, leaving everybody speechless again...
"Er...ok..emmm... let's go on...CF, wewe and oldmovie have to call everyone who works for the hospital, saying that there's an emergence! But be careful of not calling them right now, au they could come before we finish everything"
"Ok" alisema oldmovie "Let's go Chandlerfan.
"Yes"and then they left.
"EnjoyHuddy?"asked PG.
"I need wewe to... emmh... what are wewe doing?"
"I'm drinking, what does it look like?"
"I thought diet koki was for the party!"
"Yeah, wewe thought! But that doesn't mean that your sentence is right!"
"Really? So what was the koki for?"
"It was for" she started to say somethings, but then stopped herself to think a moment about it, before speaking again " the party"
"I knew it... But oh well let's forget it. Now wewe have to do something for me!"
"Anything wewe say!" EH answered.
"Anything? Ok, then dance like a monkey!"
"POTTERGAL!" shouted pollyloveshouse
"Sorry...well EH, wewe have to choose the music."
"Can I go with Cuddles?" asked her.
"Ok... but why?"
"Because she knows every song of this world , and maybe even some from Venus" she shddered "So?"
"Emm...ok wewe two can go"
"yes" they both left the room, this time running...
PG spoke up again (oh God she talks to much !! :P)
"Last, but not least, wewe two are going to find room enough for a little dance floor" she directed her gaze from plh to bb and then again to plh.
"Ok, but what are wewe going to do?"asked bb.
"Sit here while waiting for wewe , obviously!"
"Yeah, wewe wish!"
"Ok ...umpf... then I'm going to pack those mini gifts that wewe guys bought.Are wewe happy now?"
"I always am! Then let's go!"
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Everyone was working hard, trying to make things look extremely perfect:
-Anusha and Missy were vutting the cafrrots, while elenita_93 and HC1331 were mixing some spices, trying to find the perfect match (even thought it was kinda disgusting , but o well, happy them...);
-Mimika_s and Olivine were decorating the hall of the hospital: every now and then Mimi stopped Olivine from uandishi Foreman Sucks on the walls;
-Then there were OM and CF , who were colleting all the staff' cell phone numbers;
-Eh and Cuddles searching for the best songs to mix up together: while they were oing this, at some point Cudles spoke about a mandarin song and alisema that that song was the most known in the ... west China.EH made a dumb expression...
-PLH and bb , instead, were moving everything just to find enough room for what it seemed like a dance floor;
-Then, there was PG, working (and I'd like to add that she was doing a really good work) on a bow.
Meanwhile....
"Mac Taylor"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH PLEASE HELP ME! THIS THIEF IS TRYING TO KILL A FRIEND OF MINE AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!"
"1st , try to calm down...2nd where are wewe calling from?"
"New Jersey."
"What?!?! Then why are wewe calling here in New York??"
"Because this robber is from N.Y. and I thought he was wanted!"
"UMM...I think we're coming then! We'll be faster than the light!"
"mmmh... wait... we?"
"Yes, me and det. Stella Bonasera. Is there a poblem?"
"No" House34 triend to sound as casual as possible, even thought that, inside, she was dying from the excitment.
"Then see wewe there!Just give me the address!"
"Sure..."
She gave it to him, and, after about 5 mins, they both hang up the phone.
"JEEEEEZ!!" She squeezed.
Back to PPTH...
"Wow!!!!"
The hospital looked just as perfect as the girls wanted it to be , if not better:
The place was illuminated kwa a soft light , which was really relaxing kwa the way, The meza, jedwali were all around what it was supposed to be the dance floor.Each meza, jedwali had 3 little purple candles with a vase full of roses.The atmosphere was also filled with joy thanks to the soft krisimasi muziki playing on the background and also thanks to the wonderful smell of what it seemed like a delicious dish.
"We really did a "WOW" job, girls!" alisema elenita_93, Lost in the soft atmosphere.
"I totally agree" whispered babybell.
"Hey girls!" called PG from , well, nobody understood where "look at what I've done!"she sounded so proud of herself and, in fact, she was:
a medium-sized krisimasi mti stood in the right sorner of the hall. It was full of red and dhahabu balls and a bright nyota shined from the top.Under the tree, the girls found themselves staring at some little presents.
"My God PG, that's incredibly awsome!!"
"Thank wewe Missy...have wewe all done?"
Each person nodded its head in response.
"Oldmovie, Chanlerfan, what about you?"
"We've called everybody!Now my and om's index hurt , and a lot."
"I'm sorry..."said bb.
"No, you're not..."
"PTF....W-What?" she pouted, faking a hurt expression "You broke my heart!!" she smirked
"Shut up!"
"Ok girls, everybody's comin-" she was interrupted kwa House34 who came running from nobody knows where, sweating and breathless : it was obvious that she came in there running...
"House34 where have wewe been?" asked a worried Cuddles.
"Sorry girls , but I had to do some important stuff and- woooooow!" she looked around the room "That's beautiful!"
"Thanks House34!" alisema Anusha " But listen to what PG has to say..."
"ok"
"Well,let's get to our point: everybody is coming in about 10 dakika so that's my idea:we'll lock the doors so anybody is going to enter until we see them all waiting outside. Then we'll open the door and shout "Merry Christmas!"
"Sounds funny!"said Anusha.
"Now let's turn off the light and wait for them to come!"
They waited less than 10 mins (7 to be zaidi exactly) for all the staff to be waiting outside the door. During the wait, HC1331 and OM played a "home version" of "Are wewe smarter than a 5th grade?" (obviously HC1331 was the 5th grade) but at the end she lose the game because OM knew ...like...all the right answers...
A "You're just a lucky ass, damn you" came out from Hc1331 directed to OM.All of sudden a loud noise was heard ...it came from the outside: the doctors were all there and Cuddy and House were there too, trying to wonder why the hell they were all there....
"What? House is there too? How the hell did wewe make him come?" asked elenita_93
"I just faked to be a hooker traped here and that I found his phone number in his office" CF shrugged.
"You're such a genius!" alisema Missy.
Cf grinned "Thank you!"
"Hey PG!I think it's time to let them "being all surprised"" alisema Mimika_S
"You're right!" PG sighed "EnjoyHuddy, Olivine! Go to open the door as silent as wewe can!"
"Sure! " alisema Olivine "But I just want to ask a swali to EH.."
"Er..ok..."
"Are wewe a Foreteen shipper?" and at that point, everyone sighed in frustration...Thetone in Olivine's voice made EH almost want to run away,as far as possible (Hawaii if possible) and change ID,to find a nyumbani on the edge of a misterious forest, with no one around...but I said...
Almost...
"Here we go..For God's sake Olivine can wewe stop it??!!" alisema PLH.
"NOOOOOOO! I don't want to work with 14 shippers!"
"Shut up and just open that damn door!"
"UMPF...ok!" and both Olivine and EH went to open the door.
"Ok girls, at my 3 we willjump out from here and shouse Merry Christmas... ok?
1...
2...
3..
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!"
anything happened...
" PG we haven't opened the door yet! esclaimed EnjoyHuddy.
"Oh...Then what the hell are wewe waiting for??!! At my 3... again...
Are wewe ready now?"
EH turned to Olivine and then back to PG ...nodding...
"Ok...
1...
2...
3...
This time EH and Olivine opened the door and began to shout with the others MERRY CHRISTMASSS!!"
Lisa Cuddy, who was standing in front of the two of them, was nearly having a moyo attack.
"Who the hell are wewe and what are wewe doing in my hospital and what..." she stopped herself: she was totally hypnotized kwa what was surrounding her.A suffocated "wow" escaped from her lips" that's beautiful!"
babybell spoke up " Thanks, we all have been working quite hard with this and..."
"WHERE'S MY HOOKER??"
"Oh-oh" alisema a worried and a bit scared mimika_S "CF wewe created the problem, wewe solve it" and with that she elbowed her in a not so playful way...CF gulped...
"Ehm...Dr.House... there's no hooker..."
"WHAT?!"
"But ...hey, there's always Dr.Cuddy" she pratically whispered the last part...he grinned...
"SO..." PLH interrupted everyone from teir activities" Since bb and I have putted a lot of work in that dance floor, and EH and Cuddles have putted a lot of sweat in the muziki choice, I'd like to see wewe dancing!!"
And then...
"Has anyone called for us?" Mac and Stella came into the room...running...
"House34 wewe really made them coming!"
"Thanks for noticing CF. Now if wewe excuse me, I've to explain to them that there's no criminal trying to kill au rape my friend" she spunned on her heels and went directed to Mac and Stella ..."Emmh... hello!"
Meanwhile...
"House what are wewe doing?" asked Cuddy, sitting at one of the rounded tables woth EH, PG and bb.
"I'm drinking, what does it look like?"
"PG?"
"Yes bb?"
"I think I just had some kind of Dejà-vù!" and they both turned to look at a blushing EH.
"Me too , bb , me too!"
"Hey I just had an idea " bb spoke again.
"Why don't wewe two (pointing at House and Cuddy) go and dance?"
"Well" began House" "My right thigh muscle has been removed...what a stupid little problem!"
"ok...if wewe say so..."
"BB, PG, why don't we go onto the dance floor! I want to share this moment with you!"
"Oh EH you're such a cootie!" alisema bb
"You mean cute..."
"No, no, a cootie, wewe can't live without us neven for a minute!"
"Hey!!!" protested EH, while PG was laughing
" Let's go and just enjoy this moment!" and with that the 3 of them got up from the table, leaving House and Cuddy alone...
"Want a drink?"
"OH Cuddy! wewe read my thoughts!!"
In the hall....
"I'm sorry for making wewe coming for nothing..."
"I guess it's ok , but only for this time!"
House34 just smiled at Mac and alisema "Thank wewe :)"
Then she thought about it for a moment before leaning mbele him and whisper "Ask her to dance with you" . She pointed at Stella, who was watching them suspiciously
"What are wewe 2 talking about?"
"Nothing Stella, just come with me" alisema Mac , as he wainked at House34, who was jumping up and down from the joy.
Now everyone was enjoying itself : Mimika_s and Missy, Hc1331 and Anusha, Plh, elenita_93 and CF, Stella and Mac, Chase, Taub, Kutner, Cameron, House and Cuddy, Santa and his reindeer...
...
wait a min... Santa and his reindeer??
Wait a min, I have to solve this...
*stops uandishi the story and goes to talk at Santa...*
"Santa , what are wewe doing here!?!?"
"I'm not the real Santa..." alisema him
"THEN WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!!!??"
"I'm salemslot!"
"Why were you, salemslot, dressed up like Santa?"
"Do I really have a motivation to dress up like him? I just thought it was funny!"
"You are crazy!! And why the hell do wewe have a reindeer!?!?"
"It's not a real reindeer! It's just pure_rebellion and pumpkinpie99!"And at the sound of their name, they jumped out from the costume...
"HEY!!!!!!!!!"
"I think I'm hallucinating!"
"No stupid , wewe are not! Why weren't us in your story?" asked salemslot, followed kwa pp99 and p_r nodding heads " Usually normal people adds other normal people to their stories!"
"Yes, that's right , but does it seem normal that a girl dresses up as Santa and brings his ....pumpkinrebellion reindeer..."
"Well, you're not right, but neven that wrong eiher... Ok I think wewe can get back to the tale...Let's go girls" called salemslot..
"Ok" was pp99 and p_r response...
*goes back to telling her story* Let's see....I was...oh yes!!
Everybody was enjoying the party, everybody but...
"Hey 13!"
"Hmmm?"
"Would wewe like to ...er.... dance with me?"
"I'd like that Foreman." They both went onto the dance floor. His eyes locked with hers. But he looked away for a moment (maybe it was for the awkwardness of the moment) and it was then when he saw an angry and calm at the same time Olivine. She gritted her teeth and mouthed an " I'm watching you" at him. Foreman gulped nervously.
"I just hope 13 and I won't be under the misteltoe while she's around " thought him.
At the table...
"Thank wewe for the drinks Cuddy.Obviously ,you are the one who pays everything"
She laughed "Sure! they were nothing!"
"I'm pratically drunk!!"
They both fell silent before House spoke again...
"I'm gonna kiss you..."
"W-what?? Are wewe drunk?"
"I might have alisema it 2 dakika ago" he smirked " wewe can't remember, so you're drunk too" And then their lips met , followed kwa a collettive AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW from the guests who were (strangely) all watching them. Cuddles PG spasmed on the ground, while everybody jumped up and down. Everybody but Olivine , who was still watching Foreman in a creepy way...
Ah this was going to be the best krisimasi ever, au at least for me, salemslot Santa and pumpkinrebellion the reindeer :)
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!! (a bit early but... oh well!!)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!
