Invader Zim makala | Original makala on fanpop

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posted by Solo28

Zim and GIR walked through the aisles.
“Gir, where is the freezer aisle? The taquitos should be there.” Zim asked.

Gir gave Zim a blank look. “I dunno. Maybe we should look at the signs over the aisles.”

Zim looked up, wondering if what GIR had alisema was true. “Oh. Aisle 3. Freezer aisle. Frozen Krazy taco tanuri, joko Bake Taquitos. Hmmm. Well, lets go.”

Dib gasped. Quite loudly, and, unfortunatly, Zim over heard.

“You!” Zim snarled.

“I won't let wewe get away with it! What ever it is...” Dib called back.

Zim yelled, “I already told you, I don't have any stinking plans! Not that...

Camping Trip Chapter 2- Zim in Wonderland

posted by DMhello

I woke up and found myself on the ceiling of a room I looked around there wasn't much in the room just a grand piano, a banana, ndizi mti which all the bananas were labeled 'eat me', a vase right below me, and some pillars then I tried to stand up but I fell to the floor I shook my head I found my butt stuck in the vase. I tried to get myself out of it but I was jammed in tightly
Zim: "Zim commands wewe to stop being stuck" I fell on the floor face first, brilliant I looked around then out of nowhere the kinanda opened up and someone came out, keef in a panya, kipanya costume what the heck!!!
Zim: "keef?" he...

Kevin Manthei's muziki for Invader Zim

posted by Doppity

So I just got the soundtrack to Invader Zim composed kwa Kevin Manthei and It has to be one of the best soundtracks to a TV onyesha ever. The score is full of zany, horrific, and catchy themes. It is obvious that Danny Elfman influenced Kevin to create such an amazing piece of work. The muziki creates a felling of confusion with almost every song. Kevin likes to create a theme, and then construct it to be out of tune halfway through the song. There are dark themes for the Skool and really high pitched annoying themes for GIR and Keef. ujumla, jumla I suggest getting this album, for it is...just...yeah.

The CD is called "Music From the Animated Series Invader Zim." So find it and get it and wewe won't regret it!

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For all the Zim lovers out there **wink wink**

posted by _InvaderLuna_

ATTENTION LOVERS OF ZIM:
ok, I havn't done anything in a while,so heres a little action for you-or your OC-and Zim.if wewe dont like smexy-ness with Zim, then dont read.

******
Your sitting in your room, on your bed, muziki from your computer on full blast(you choose the song). Your hair is in your face; your eyes wet with tears. A phone is in your hands. sekunde before this moment wewe were having a conversation with your boyfriend, and he was making wewe laugh, like he always has. Just as wewe thought he was going to ask wewe to go to the movies, au come over to his house... he dumped you. Then to...

Bubblegum Chapter 3

posted by RealCosmic

Perhaps the single most guarded secret of the Irken Empire was the fact that Irkens could still reproduce naturally. As far as any other society was concerned, there was no Irken left that could conceive a smeet and bring it to term without artificial means. However, that wasn't entirely true. For the most part, it was. To further the species and erase any birth defects, Irken scientists had perfected a method of removing the genitalia of the species. Without the ability to reproduce, the birthing facility was left to produce the offspring of the society. As such, any gene pool issues were...

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ZaDr Chapter 7 Zim's FanGirl

posted by silvaria_fan23

Zim:FanGirl Uhhh

Mrs.Bitters:Good Morning Everyon..*RING RING*

Mrs.Bitters:HELLO! Uhhuhuh Wht another OnE!

Mrs.Bitters:*Call Ended* Class There's A New Student And Her Name Is...

Kary:KARY!!! MY NAME IS KARY I'M PREETY AND ZIM LOVES ME!!!

Zim:Me! upendo U! PHHH! NO I upendo Some One Else

Dib:Which Is Me! <3

KAry:WHT!! *pulls Zim* ZIM IS TAKEN HE IS WITH ME HE LOVES ME WITH ALL MY HEART!!

Zim:Let Go! Puny Human!!!!

Kary:NO!!! CUZ U upendo ME!!

Dib:HEY! HE LOVES ME!!

Kary:WHTEVR HE LOVES ME AND WE ARE HAVING A tarehe AFTER LUNCH!!

Zim:Sure..WHT! NO!!

Kary:Ok Zimmy Well We Will Have Our tarehe At Lunch! <33 upendo Ya!

Zim:WHT NO!!...

ZaDr Chapter 4 ZIm And Dib Make Up

posted by silvaria_fan23

Zim:I Wont Let Go Until We Make Up

Gaz:So Wht To We do Zim?

Zim:We Need To Find A Way How To Make Up With Ur Brother

Gaz:Oh Yeah..

*Tak Walks kwa And Hits Gaz's Head In Purpose*

Tak:Opps..Srry Gaz *Walks Away*

Gaz:Grr Thts It! We Need U And My Brother Back Togheter

Zim:Yes We Do I'm Sicking Tired Of Tak!!!

*Rubii Spyes*

Rubii:Hmm They Sure Need Help

EmoNess:Then Why Dont U Go Help Them?

Rubii:Should I Help Them..

Maliry:SURE! Now Go!*Pushes Rubii*

Rubii:Ahhh! *Falls Down The Hall Way*

Zim:Huh? RUbii! Is Tht U!

Gaz:O_O Its Her!

Rubii:Hii Guys I Heard Tht U HAd Trouble..

Gaz:Could U Help Us?????

Zim:Pllzzz!!

Rubii:Ok Ok

*Emoness And Maliry See*...

ZaDr Chapter 3 Tak's Revenge >:)

posted by silvaria_fan23

Tak:Uhh Those Love Birds

Tak:I Cant Take It Anymore

Gaz:Did I Ask U *Looks At Her*

Tak:Umm..I'M TALIKING TO MYSELF

Gaz:KKK

Tak:Hmm..Wht Should I Do To Break Those Two Up.....I KNOW! I Should Get Revenge >:)

Gaz:Revenge *Adds* Wht Kind Of Revenge

Tak:I Should Kiss Zim Infront Of Dib>:)

Gaz:Idk If U Should To Tht Tak

Tak:Come On It Will Be Fun

Gaz: I Wont jiunge U HMPH!! Winer! *Walks Away*

Tak:Fine >:(

*Mean While*

Dib:Uhh Wht Should I Do Now?

*DiNgDoNg!!*

Dib:Who Could Tht Be :)

*Opens Door*

Zim:Oh Hii Dib

Dib:Zim Wht Are U Doing Here?

Zim:I Came To Ask U Sumthing

Dib:Wht Is It

Zim:I Want To U Know...Make Out Like All The Time...

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invader cynder fanfic final chapter.

posted by InvaderCynder

I woke up to find that i had slept in a corner with keki body in my arms.Kats body lay on the floor and kengele had disappeared." good morning, sleepyhead."Ravena greeted me."i don't want to go." i cried instantly."you don't have to. i know a way." she whispered. "HOW!?!" i burst out. "but wewe won't like it." she admitted."tell me!" i ordered. "ok..i can turn wewe into a human." she explained. i thought about that for a minute. me be a human? was she being serious? "you know what? here." she handed me a small machungwa, chungwa maua, ua mirror with a white back on the other side."just press the middle of...

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invader cynder fanfic 10

posted by InvaderCynder

I woke up early and got everything ready. i washed and blow dried and de-frizzed my wig,got it into a ballerina bun, and hair sprayed it so it would stay in place ad still be shiny and beautiful. I made me contacts sparkle in any amount of light that hits it. i put on my contacts and Ironed my dress so that it was wrinkle free and then i sprayed it with glitter powder in an air compressed can so that it sparkled.i put it on carefully, then id the same with my koti, jacket and my White gloves. I put on my eyeshadow and lip gloss and finally my wig. i decided to take a black hand bag with me so i...

Dib's break-in part 10- Chapter 2 finale

posted by jax3636

This is it, the final battle. Once I defeat Zim, I can stop this new world and save the human race! I Bust down the door and gasp. The house… the inside was exactly the same as the older building Zim had years ago! Everything from the picture with the monkey on it, straight down to the secret tunnels ad doorways! “Zim! Where the hell are you?! It’s time to end it now!” I heard a toilet flushing, and I knew it was the elevator from the jikoni coming up. I dashed to the kitchen, and Zim came out, with his head down. I was confused. Zim was the same height that he was before, and he looked...

Sorry..again... i upendo to procrastinate

posted by jax3636

Sorry i have not uploaded any new parts of dib's break-in i have been at camp, then i procrastinated. so, yeah... im workin on it, but its been slow... oyu can bet a new part this week, though! happy fathers day! also, heres the Lost warrior. i made it with pics i found lying around. the finn hat was made kwa me, though. wewe cant find it on the internet. (Why!?) But thats it mostly. so, again, sorry for being slow, and ill try harder. (Writing can be so hard sometimes!) Also, tell me what wewe think about my pic! i made it kwa grouping a bunch of pictures all together in microsoft powerpoint 2010.

the lost warrior!

Fobiden Love: Chapter three Marafiki

posted by titanicdragon

Dib's pov

Star seemed like her mind was somewhere eles. She still hadn't told me what had happen yesterday after skool. When we were younger we were close, I felt like she was hiding something big and it was kind of werid that she hadn't mention the car crash. she always called it that awful night. Dad wasn't around so I couldn't ask him. I worried about her though I shouldn't she a lot like Gaz someone wewe wanted to keep save, but they were to stubborn to take it. nyota had barely touch her food.

"Star?"

"What?"

"Are wewe ok?"

"Fine, sorry I snap at you."

"It fine are wewe sure your ok wewe seem somewhere...

Invader Zim Marafiki and Enemies part 14

posted by titanicdragon

Alex's pov

I left Zim's base knowing that the two of them needed to be alone. Dave had crossed the line this time. He couldn't tell Zim au Rose for that matter who they could love. I would easyly put up a spell so Mr. Ms. Kip would noticed Rose was missing. I went to the foster nyumbani quickly did the spell and went to yell at Dave. He locked his door so I left going for a walk at the near kwa park. I couldn't stop thinking of him, his corky laugh, his funny head and his upendo for the paranormal if he only knew, but he would never like what I really was to him I was the enemy. I wonder though if...

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scar chapter 4

posted by scar_two

scar sat there confused. he wondered what was this strange being helping him and how did she get on the ship . then a gaurd half conscious tackled raven then raven got out a kisu and sliced his leg off and the gaurd finally Lost consciousnes. then raven alisema "we better get going before zaidi come." "but wewe alisema wewe tranquilized them all" alisema scar in a nervous voice. then raven alisema "more ships are droping zaidi prisoners here and guards". then raven cut open the steel bars. get out alisema raven here then raven passed an ak-47 to scar "how do i use it?" asked scar "theres a trigger" alisema raven then scar took out two guards "hey recoil". then scar busted open a door and killed three zaidi "hey save some for me alisema raven". then raven instructed scar to a little ship then they flew away from the ship and then went down to earth. "what is this planet?" asked scar.( raven is a human & srry 4 shortens i was lazy)

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Scar Two,Chapter 3

posted by InvaderRaven

Scar looked around his cell trying to see a way out,but it was hopeless. He looked outside a window with indestructible bars.Outside he could see a ship,but whose was it? Even though it was suspicious Scar ignored it and tried to find out where he was,but had no luck so he sat down.
Half an saa passed kwa and the guards haven't checked on the prisoners. This,too, was suspicious, but it gave him a chance to upgrade his pak a little. As Scar was making his final adjustments to the pak he heard someone walk in. Their steps came closer and closer until they stopped at Scar's cell. When he looked...

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scar two, for real

posted by scar_two

proximity warning object:... planet. landing status:crash. crash survivalbility: 28%. "oh no" i thought to my self, i thought, the only thing i can do,think. i readyed my self to die. then at that moment i thought to my self if i made my own pak i can hariri it. then with some metal i found i made a sheid, one that my pak can hold. i supposed it would increase my survability ratings kwa 30%. then i heard the computer say crash in 10 sekunde i looked out the window and saw the pod on fire. hen i got in the sheild. the computer with the most devestating voice ive heard in my life five, four,three,two,...

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scar, chapter one

posted by scar_two

there i was in a cell. waiting for a rescue that i new wouldn't come how did i end up like this, how. oh now i remember it was on regular siku my rage and jealousy was to its max. i envied the tallest so much. i wanted to be the tallest irken and then i thought of a plan. i did some "research" on cell reproduction and understanding with a few "test" heh subjects and found out about a growing injection. well with out starting a zombie apocalypse. then i injected myself with it. one thing i didn't know was that was my worst mistake i have ever made in my entire life. it took a siku for the injection...

GIR goes to skool!

posted by invadercalliope

Setting:Zims base!
Characters:Zim,Gir,Dib,Gaz
Gir:HEHEHEHEHE *messing up zim's base*
Zim:GIR!!!! QUIT IT BEFORE wewe MESS UP SOMETHING ELESE!
Gir:*continues*
Zim:WAIT GIR THATS THE BODY SWITCHER!!!!!!!!!
ZIM AND GIRS BODYS SWITCH!
Zim in Gir's body:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gir in Zim's body:*still messing up the base*
Zim in Gir's body:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WILL BE AT LEAST A WEEK BEFORE I SWITCH US BACK!Well GIR because i'm in your body your going to have to be me at "skool" tomorrow.I will be here trying to find away to switch us back.
NEXT DAY!
Gir in Zim's body:*watching tv*
Zim in Gir's body:GIR GO TO...

Zim au Dib? Part 4

posted by Invader_K

Dib returned and Blink hugged him. ''Welcome back!'' Blink said, smiling. "How's your head?" Dib asked, hugging her back. ''It's ok. It doesn't really hurt anymore." Blink said, rubbing her bruise. Suddenely Blink couldn't stay awake. It was 3 in the morning and she's been up since 7 am. She fell asleep and Dib carried her into her room. Zim was asleep, when he heard Dib's footsteps. He awoke and opened his door. Dib was lying Blink on her bed. Zim quickly shut his door before Dib saw him. Dib walked into his room and the door shut. The lights turned off, and after 3 au 4 minutes, Zim could...