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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going kwa my house. Frenchtown is right inayofuata to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.

3 and a half hours later

Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why wewe two say that.
Sean: It's from upinde wa mvua Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A upinde wa mvua Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta onyesha Ian upinde wa mvua Dash presents upinde wa mvua Factory.
Gunnar: Ok. *looks for video*
Mike: *walking through cafeteria* What the fuck?
Ian: Why are all the characters ponies?
Jack: It's a parody of My Little Pony.
Ian: What?
Mike: I knew it! wewe watch My Little Pony
Sean: Eeyup, and proud of it!
Mike: What next, wewe gonna wear a shati with one on it like this cunt? *points at Gunnar*
Gunnar: You're just jealous that wewe don't have any shirts like mine.
Mike: That onyesha sucks big time. I oughta kill wewe four right now. *throws ngumi, punch at me*
Sean: *grabs Mike's fist* Try again asshole.
Mike: *attempts to kick me*
Sean: *breaks leg* What do wewe think of us now?
Mike: *laying on floor* You're all gay!
Sean: Wrong answer *steps on Mike's neck*

I ended up in the Principle's office for that.

Principle: We talked about this before Mr. Sean.
Sean: We have?
Principle: Yes we have. But since wewe haven't taken my advice, and killed someone, I have to expell you.
Sean: Fine *gets out of chair*
Principle: Wait!
Sean: *stops*
Principle: Before wewe go I have to tell wewe something. Not only are wewe going to jail, but you'll end up drafted into the military once wewe get out.
Sean: How long am I going to be in jail?
Principle: 18 months.
Officer Electra: Let's go Mr. Bodine.
Sean: At least someone called me Mr, the right way *hits cop*
Principle: *grabs for phone*
Sean: *grabs officer's gun* STOP!
Officer Electra: Give me back my gun
Sean: *kills officer* wewe touch one key on that thing, and you're dead.
Principle: *puts down phone* What are wewe going to do now?
Sean: That isn't your concern anymore. I'm expelled *leaves*

What I would do was what I was thinking about for a long time. Moving to Los Angeles. I know many people say it's a crappy town, but I planned to be a movie star. Who knows when they'll need someone at the age of 17 to be an actor?

2 B continued
Glaze: Here's your stuff (hands over a bag of weed).

Saten: Thanks Mrs WoodenToaster, wanna smoke it with me?

Glaze: No thanks, I don't smoke that stuff anymore.. This isn't high school.

Saten: Maybe not to YOU.

Glaze: Whatever.. Usual price.. $280.

Saten: Sure, here (hands her the money).

Glaze: Thank yo-.. This is 2 dollars!

Saten: I'm a little low on cash, okay.

Glaze: Low on cash!?.. What, did wewe spend it all bia again?

Saten: No.. I realized.. If there's the risk of becoming my father.. It's probably time to stop drinking.

Glaze: Ahh... Some could say that siku came and went after wewe gave yourself...
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I thought I would have zaidi ideas from here.. But... I don't.

So this concludes the third season. I have zaidi annoying Grand Theft Auto crap that nobody cares about, to write.

A lot of my Marafiki want a crossover between GTA and Farcry 3, ever sense I spoofed Far-cry 3 in Trevor Phillips Series episode 3.. In the scene. Trevor Phillips envisioned himself as the main protagonist, Jason Brody, saying how he would of done things a bit differently.

This includes, killing an off guard Vaas Montenegro sekunde after Grant's death (despite the irony that Vaas and Trevor are zaidi au less the same type of person). Vaas's murder then appears to make Trevor the NEW pirate's leader. And Trevor then blackmails Hoyt Volker into returning Reily and the others... The game was WAY shorter..
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, EQD
Flash Sentry trotted down the majestic streets of Ponyville. It was late evening, and he was headed his way to meet up with his Marafiki in their inayopendelewa tavern of the town, “The Tipsy Horse”. He was not wearing his Royal Guard uniform, as instead, he wore a loose shati and dark jeans. The pegasus was still muddled that the Princess Of upendo had asked him to be the personal guard of the Princess of Friendship, Twilight Sparkle. The name seemed familiar to him of course, he knew her as the mare that constantly bumped into him around the castle. But the puzzled expression on his face soon...
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A/N: This story was highly inspired kwa The upendo in the Night kwa Riter on www.fimfiction.net. My version is slightly different, replacing the characters with Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry. Oh, yes, wewe heard me. I’m ready for all the hate. So if wewe don’t like it, don’t read it. Oh, and ignore the errors here and there. Putting all that aside, thank wewe for kusoma and enjoy!

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Princess Mi Amore Cadenza slowly trotted through the regal hallways of her ngome in the great Crystal Empire. The princess of upendo craned her neck, narrowing her eyes at the rays of light that pierced through...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported kwa EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No zaidi meat for you.
Applejack: wewe were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by austinhaynes
dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend kwa my parents until mlp came out.your onyesha helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one siku i can work with wewe guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are zaidi like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if wewe can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your shabiki AustinHaynes
Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that upinde wa mvua Dash?

Twi: Did upinde wa mvua Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. wewe don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly upinde wa mvua Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh,...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Field ripoti on VOID.
Movement : OK
Compability : OK
Genes : OK
Explanation of System : In Progress.
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???
15:00
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Dan - Good siku VOID.
VOID - So... Why am I here.
Dan - Time to explain why wewe got created. wewe see on surface we have a body armor/mech au rather nano suits called gppony, pony Companion System in short PCS.
VOID - Lame name...
Dan - Government called it, here in labs we call it Streanght Boosting Costume aka SBC. They were made for disabled soon Ponies took it to work and even sports as of flying in outer space. System allows nos any gppony, pony to fly without wings and use magic without honrn aswell...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Date: January 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss, and Hawkeye got to work a couple of dakika early, so they could look at the newly renumbered 844.

Hawkeye: Well, it's official. Her number has been changed.
Metal Gloss: I'm still really nervous about what the others will think.
Hawkeye: Perhaps they'll like the extra 4.
Metal Gloss: Maybe. Let's get started.

They got the engine coupled up to fifteen coaches, and brought the train to the station.

Metal Gloss: *Waiting for ponies to come onto the platform*
Hawkeye: No one so far.
Metal Gloss: I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.

Stallion 55: *Standing kwa his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*

Song: link

Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the moto house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24,...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
??? - Its over wewe won't win with me.
Dan - I'll try again and again and again.
??? - Fool. *ice bolts attacks Dan*
Dan - I created wewe *destroies the ice*
??? - I'm an messiah of this world!
Dan - This is why wewe killed everyone and destroyed it.
??? - HAHAHAHA I helped them all.
Dan - This is not what I wanted, this is what I asked for, and here I am standing powerless...
??? - What are those walls- wait wewe WONT-
Dan - In other timelines wewe won't be created as fault. The key to this gate will be my SOUL
??? - NOOOOOOO!
Dan - Goodnight, GOD-Core. wewe genocide. *doors shuts*
Shadow - What now...
Dan -...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Flim, and Flam were walking through a town called Cactus City. It was somewhere in Neighvada.

Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.

Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.

Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 4
Re - imagination

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Shadowknight - *wakes up in bed* huh... *tries to stand up* shit *grabs his stomach* a wound... Huh... *puts head on pillow* where... Exactly I am...
Lilly - Are wewe OK for visitors?
Shadowknight - ... I guess...
Pearl - *runs inside* Herooo! *jumps on bed* You're ok?
Emerald - *runs Inside* You're ... OK... Thanks god... *tears onyesha up in her eyes*
Shadowknight - H-Hey you're crying come on... I'm not leaving so soon... Alright...
Emerald - I take your word...
Shadowknight - Good...
Lilly - I have to speak with your knight... Alone...
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Lilly - Those ponies were from Arthur......
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So in this Dan Rants there gonna be zaidi anime shit and some Criticitism toward this club.

This club is pretty much... Eh...
We don't have so much alive people and well some good people are rip. So I shall ask wewe - let's boost it up.

So in first episode I alisema about "user of the month" thing. So I thought of making it happens but I don't know how many kura would drop. wewe can expect kura za maoni possibly made tomorrow (will try to put most people in them but choose will be free wewe will be able to add it for yourself)


So I get alot of criticism on "to wewe don't like Sword art online and Free ? Wow he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
August 22nd, 1959. 8:52 AM, Lahaina train station.

Two Black ponies are wearing purple suits with yellow ties. They're both carrying brief cases.

Larry: *Watching them, on their left*
Adrenaline: So, is that them?
Larry: Yeah. That's what the don said.
Adrenaline: So, what's the plan?
Larry: I go to the back of the train with them, and onyesha them this. *Shows a fake Movie Director ID* I tell them that I want them to act in a movie, and during that, wewe check their cases to see if they have any info going against us. After wewe find it, we kill them.
Adrenaline: Sounds good to me.

The train arrived,...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily and Deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 20, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

A few road workers had to use jack hammers to crack the road, making it easier for Percy, and Jeff to take out the rails.

Jeff: *Taking out the bad rails with his magic* Percy, can wewe get us our tools from the speeder?
Percy: Right away Jeff. *Walks to the speeder*

But soon, he saw something that made him worry.

Percy: Jeff?!
Jeff: What is it Percy?
Percy: There's a train coming towards us, but it looks like it's going too fast!
Jeff: Shit, that could only mean one thing.
Percy & Jeff: Orion.
Orion:...
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