I was just sleeping, when I heard a car going kwa my house. Frenchtown is right inayofuata to the delaware river, which separates New Jersey from much of Pennsylvania. That's not why a lot of cars go through here,... Maybe it is. Ah whatever, I gotta get ready for school. Yeah, after my dad died, and part of my house got destroyed I still gotta go to school.
3 and a half hours later
Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why wewe two say that.
Sean: It's from upinde wa mvua Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A upinde wa mvua Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta onyesha Ian upinde wa mvua Dash presents upinde wa mvua Factory.
Gunnar: Ok. *looks for video*
Mike: *walking through cafeteria* What the fuck?
Ian: Why are all the characters ponies?
Jack: It's a parody of My Little Pony.
Ian: What?
Mike: I knew it! wewe watch My Little Pony
Sean: Eeyup, and proud of it!
Mike: What next, wewe gonna wear a shati with one on it like this cunt? *points at Gunnar*
Gunnar: You're just jealous that wewe don't have any shirts like mine.
Mike: That onyesha sucks big time. I oughta kill wewe four right now. *throws ngumi, punch at me*
Sean: *grabs Mike's fist* Try again asshole.
Mike: *attempts to kick me*
Sean: *breaks leg* What do wewe think of us now?
Mike: *laying on floor* You're all gay!
Sean: Wrong answer *steps on Mike's neck*
I ended up in the Principle's office for that.
Principle: We talked about this before Mr. Sean.
Sean: We have?
Principle: Yes we have. But since wewe haven't taken my advice, and killed someone, I have to expell you.
Sean: Fine *gets out of chair*
Principle: Wait!
Sean: *stops*
Principle: Before wewe go I have to tell wewe something. Not only are wewe going to jail, but you'll end up drafted into the military once wewe get out.
Sean: How long am I going to be in jail?
Principle: 18 months.
Officer Electra: Let's go Mr. Bodine.
Sean: At least someone called me Mr, the right way *hits cop*
Principle: *grabs for phone*
Sean: *grabs officer's gun* STOP!
Officer Electra: Give me back my gun
Sean: *kills officer* wewe touch one key on that thing, and you're dead.
Principle: *puts down phone* What are wewe going to do now?
Sean: That isn't your concern anymore. I'm expelled *leaves*
What I would do was what I was thinking about for a long time. Moving to Los Angeles. I know many people say it's a crappy town, but I planned to be a movie star. Who knows when they'll need someone at the age of 17 to be an actor?
2 B continued
3 and a half hours later
Sean: Hello Jack. Is the head backwards?
Jack: The head is backwards.
Ian: I don't know why wewe two say that.
Sean: It's from upinde wa mvua Factory.
Ian: What's that?
Sean: A upinde wa mvua Dash presents video. Gunnar, we gotta onyesha Ian upinde wa mvua Dash presents upinde wa mvua Factory.
Gunnar: Ok. *looks for video*
Mike: *walking through cafeteria* What the fuck?
Ian: Why are all the characters ponies?
Jack: It's a parody of My Little Pony.
Ian: What?
Mike: I knew it! wewe watch My Little Pony
Sean: Eeyup, and proud of it!
Mike: What next, wewe gonna wear a shati with one on it like this cunt? *points at Gunnar*
Gunnar: You're just jealous that wewe don't have any shirts like mine.
Mike: That onyesha sucks big time. I oughta kill wewe four right now. *throws ngumi, punch at me*
Sean: *grabs Mike's fist* Try again asshole.
Mike: *attempts to kick me*
Sean: *breaks leg* What do wewe think of us now?
Mike: *laying on floor* You're all gay!
Sean: Wrong answer *steps on Mike's neck*
I ended up in the Principle's office for that.
Principle: We talked about this before Mr. Sean.
Sean: We have?
Principle: Yes we have. But since wewe haven't taken my advice, and killed someone, I have to expell you.
Sean: Fine *gets out of chair*
Principle: Wait!
Sean: *stops*
Principle: Before wewe go I have to tell wewe something. Not only are wewe going to jail, but you'll end up drafted into the military once wewe get out.
Sean: How long am I going to be in jail?
Principle: 18 months.
Officer Electra: Let's go Mr. Bodine.
Sean: At least someone called me Mr, the right way *hits cop*
Principle: *grabs for phone*
Sean: *grabs officer's gun* STOP!
Officer Electra: Give me back my gun
Sean: *kills officer* wewe touch one key on that thing, and you're dead.
Principle: *puts down phone* What are wewe going to do now?
Sean: That isn't your concern anymore. I'm expelled *leaves*
What I would do was what I was thinking about for a long time. Moving to Los Angeles. I know many people say it's a crappy town, but I planned to be a movie star. Who knows when they'll need someone at the age of 17 to be an actor?
2 B continued
What to expect in this episode.
Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
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Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.
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Stallion 55: *Standing kwa his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.
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Julia: *Chasing a gppony, pony driving a black Jaguar in the night*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
upinde wa mvua Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
Pony: *Driving a Mitsubishi in the dark*
Deer: *Runs into the road*
Pony: *Brakes, but hits the deer*
---
Tim: *With Captain Jefferson in his office* We can't just ignore this. Something has to be done.
---
Stallion 55: *Standing kwa his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not.
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Julia: *Chasing a gppony, pony driving a black Jaguar in the night*
Intro
Song: link
Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*
Gran Turismo
Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
upinde wa mvua Dash as Julia Rose
Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*
Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15