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posted by NocturnalMirage
Wheels of Evil – Part 2

She is alone in the shadows. The sunlight is too bright. The forest hides her. Christine is alone under the branches of the Everfree. Nothing moves in the heat. The air is sultry and stifling. The town billows like a mirage in the distance. She can’t go out. The sun’s too warm here. The engine will overheat in minutes. She waits.

The daylight finally gives in to the approaching night. The air is fresh now. Something’s going down in Ponyville. Some kind of social gathering au a parade. She’s not sure which. This will be her night. She feels it.

After a few hours the town quiets down. This is her time! She knows. The ignition switch turns kwa itself. The keys are inside. The 350 block revs up. The V8 engine rattles. Christine waits a few zaidi sekunde until the oil temperature is fine. The gearshift moves to “DRIVE” position. She rolls out of the woods. She enters Ponyville. She’s searching, like in the past six nights. Always looking for the same: a lone figure kwa the road. A lonely soul. A lonely heart. She moves slowly. Veeery slowly. Her headlights are off.

There – a dark silhouette at the distance right ahead… No! Two! Even better! Christine stops. Revs the engine. It’s very loud and eerie. The two figures turn their head towards her. They’re twinkling. They have never seen anything like her. Christine revs the engine again… and again… her crimson body winces every time she does that.

The two silhouettes do not move. The blood freezes in their veins. Christine senses their fear. It gives her strength. It turns her on. She revs the engine one last time. Its rattle fills the air. The figures smell gasoline for the first time.
Suddenly, the twin headlights turn on, bathing everything in cold, white light. The shift clacks into “D” and Christine launches, like a tiger. The rear tires jarring, releasing a wingu of smoke and the car accelerates. The two figures freeze down, the distance between them and Christine decreasing rapidly.

Only 60 feet… 50… 40… 30... What the...?

Christine brakes, her rear swings as she stops with screaming tires, right in front of the two figures. She is confused. Now that they are in the mduara, duara of her headlights, she sees that they are not human… They are zaidi like… horses… only smaller… like… ponies!

The first one’s easier. It is odd that her mane and tail is blue and purple nevertheless. The other one is a turquoise pony… with a horn?

They are only a few inches away from Christine’s grille. They feel the heat coming from the V8 engine. The bright headlights are blinding them.

“Wha… What is this, Lyra?!” the gppony, pony with the blue and purple mane asks.

“I don’t know… I’ve never seen anything like this…” the turquoise one replies, shielding her eyes with her hooves.

Wait, what? They TALK???
Christine breaks down in shock. Her headlights flicker. They are only four gloomy circles now. The turquoise gppony, pony is the braver one. She reaches out and softly touches the hood. Her hoof clashes on the reinforced steel. Some kind of a discharge occurs. A spark. The horned gppony, pony recoils, rubs her hoof.

“Ouch!”

“Okay I’ve seen enough! I don’t know what this thing is, but we better get out of here!” the first gppony, pony urges.

“Yes I...” the turquoise one begins, but perks up the ear. “Bon-Bon, do wewe hear that?

“Hear what? I don’t hear anything. Can we go now?”

“No, wait!” the horned gppony, pony moves closer to the car. She touches the kofia again. Strokes it gently.

“Tell me wewe hear that voice, Bon-Bon!” she demands.

“No, I already told you! There’s no voice! Come on, Lyra, let’s go!”

“Sure there is! It’s like a whisper… I can’t quite understand it!

The left door opens. The two ponis wince. Startled from the sudden sound. Lyra takes a step ahead and pokes her head inside. Crimson leather. Mawkish smell comes from the interior. Gauges. Speed-o-meter.
One gauge says: 088657 Mi. The other…

“Hey, look at this! Somepony thinks this thing can go with 120 mi/hour!” Lyra smirks.

“That’s ridiculous! Not even pegasi can fly that fast!” Bon-Bon nods.

“Yeah, right. Ridiculous.” Lyra mumbles but she hops on the leather seat.

Oh is it?

Lyra freezes and looks around nervously.

“Bob-Bon, it’s here again! I hear that voice! In my head!” her face goes ashen because of the recognition. The regal, feminine voice continues.

Do not worry. I won’t bite. Sorry I scared wewe before. I’ll make it up to you. How about a little trip? I’ll onyesha wewe what I can do.

“What are you?!” Lyra yells loudly.

“Uh… Lyra, who are wewe talking to?” Bon-Bon inquires with a raised brow.

We’ll talk about that as well. Now… what about that joyride? Come on, big girl, I know wewe want to. wewe wouldn’t be sitting in here otherwise.

“I guess so…” Lyra hesitates.

Heh-heh… excellent!

The door closes with a loud, metallic bang. That strange, undiluted smell fills Lyra’s nostrils.

“Wait! What about Bon-Bon?”

She’ll find wewe soon enough!

The ignition switch turns kwa itself and the V8 block begins to rattle.

Now, let’s go! We have a lot to talk about!

Christine backs up and turns around rapidly. The white steering wheel in front of Lyra moves kwa itself.

“I’m not sure about this…” the turquoise gppony, pony says, biting on her lips. The deep, regal voice giggles.

Hi-hi-hi! Come on, don’t be such a scaredy-cat! Just sit back, relax and enjoy the ride!

Christine turns on her lights. The bright, cool light illuminates a large mduara, duara on the dirt road. She storms out with jarring rear tires, and Lyra Heartstrings inside, leaving a whirling wingu of smoke and dust behind.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song (Start at 0:15): link

Los Angeles, 1961

Mares: *Dancing with Stallions*
Saten: *Walks into the bar*
Ponies: Saten!!
Saten: *Smiles at everyone* Good evening everyone.
Bartender: What's your pleasure buddy?
Saten: I think I'll go for the usual.
Bartender: wewe got it.
Saten: Why didn't your wife ride the train yesterday? I didn't see her get off at Flagstaff.
Bartender: Promotion. She now has to fly to Portland.
Saten: Ah. *Gives the bartender a quarter, and a dime*

Jake walked in, followed kwa Greg, and Jared.

Saten: hujambo speaking of Portland, look who decided to come for a visit.
Greg: *Turns around*...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD, joyreactor
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by SomeoneButNoone
---- 3 Days of Harash Battle for Canterlot ---

- Trenches in front of City. -

Sandman - Damn they won't stop coming.
Fire - What wewe think Sir. We will get out of here?
Ice - God only knows.
Damien - *looks at picture of mare* Shit... I hope we will.
*convoy comes close*
Watermark - Hello Lads *rocket explodes near him* Shit! Theese fucking explosions are loud for FUCK SAKE.
Sandman - What is it Watermark.
Watermark - Orders. Our flank was compromised. It's 17th May. Now get your asses up.
Sandman - So?
Watermark - Rest of teams on flank are Oscar Mike. Canterlot ngome is controlled kwa GlobeX and they...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The stolen Buick
The stolen Buick
It was a peaceful siku in Gran Turismo, until a stolen Buick raced down Main Street, entering Gran Turismo from Canterlot.

Song (Start at 1:39): link

Episode 9: Detectives

Special Guest Stars

Blue Fedora & Aqua Marine from AquaMarine6663
 Blue Fedora. He's driving the stolen Buick
Blue Fedora. He's driving the stolen Buick

 Aqua Marine. Blue Fedora's protege
Aqua Marine. Blue Fedora's protege


Tim: *Driving the M4 police car*
Julia: GT24, in pursuit of the stolen Buick. He's out of CHP's jurisdiction. Continuing pursuit southbound on Main Street.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Toby: *With Red in their Caprice*
Dispatch: Attention all units, 24 has continued the pursuit with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 12 is beginning

Rainbow Dash: & Twilight: *Back outside with Applejack, and Pinkie Pie*

Fog started to rise.

Rainbow Dash: *Coughing* Where are all the zombies?
Sweetie Belle: Fetch me their souls.
Twilight: I think that majibu our question.
Pinkie Pie: Nein!! Not the puppies!!!
Hell Hound: *Running towards the ponies*
Rainbow Dash: *Shoots it four times with her HK21*
Elvis Presley: *Singing in the background* wewe ain't nothin' but a Hell Hound, just cryin' all the time.
Ponies: Not now!!
Elvis Presley: *Leaves*

They got distracted with Elvis, and the inayofuata Hell Hound to come took down Twilight...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 9 is beginning

Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie ran to the teleporter, while Applejack, and Twilight went to the core.

Applejack: As soon as they turn on the teleporter, we'll activate the core, and go meet up with them.
Twilight: *Nods, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout* I wirr not stop, untir wewe are arr destroyed.
Rainbow Dash: *Turns on the teleporter, and shoots a zombie with her Stakeout. It drops an insta-kill, so she goes to pick it up*
Sweetie Belle: Insta-kill.
Rainbow Dash: gppony, pony up zombies! It's time to die! *Kills four zombies with one shot from her shotgun*
Pinkie Pie: *Stabbing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Pony: *Stealing a Plymouth Cuda*

---

Captain Jefferson: The guy we're dealing with here is good. Real good. The Ponyville police department has chased him seven times, and never caught him.

---

Candy Sunshine: Hi, my name is Candy, and I'll be visiting for a week.
Tim: A state trooper visiting us?
Toby: That's bad news.

---

Candy: I think I know how to catch your suspect.
Julia: Really? How?
Candy: I'll tell everyone tomorrow at briefing.

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
upinde wa mvua Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 6 : The Crimson Dance part 1

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"I don't wanna die... I don't wanna live... I'll just drift between those two states... And I'll become death itself..."

Darkness - *stands up and holds on Thanathos shoulder*
Thanathos - Hm? wewe woke up fool.
Darkness - Please... Tell me... Truth...
Thanathos - What... Don't tell me... Don't say it...
Darkness - What I really am...
Thanathos - wewe don't want to know...
Darkness - Never mind... Even if I'm just an monster... I have Ponies to protect.
Thanathos - *turns around*
Darkness - I'm not alone anymore...
Thanathos - Idiot... *hugs him* wewe never was alone......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After talking to Don Castalini, Larry was driving Adrenaline home, when he got an idea.

Larry: wewe still want to try that destruction derby we saw earlier, au do wewe wanna do that another time?
Adrenaline: I can't pass that up. I wanna do it now.
Larry: Then let's get there. *Drives to the destruction derby stadium*
Adrenaline: *Waits to arrive*
Larry: *Stops car in parking lot*
Adrenaline: *Gets out* wewe know where to sign in?
Larry: kwa the entrance.
Adrenaline: *Goes to the entrance looking for a place to sign up*
Derby Pony: What's your name?
Adrenaline: Adrenaline Rush.
Derby Pony: How old are you...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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Applejack: wewe out-nightmared the scariest part of the mahindi, nafaka maze!

Twilight Sparkle: How did wewe do all this?!

Fluttershy: After wewe left, I realized that I wasn't ready to give up on Nightmare Night. So I asked Sword if I could try to make the maze even scarier for my friends.

Rainbow Dash: wewe came up with all of this?

Fluttershy: I had some help. Angel was the scary figure that kept scurrying after wewe in the maze. Fuzzy Legs made the sticky ukuta that made it difficult for wewe to see and move. And, of course, Harry was the especially scary monster.

Harry: [growls happily]

Twilight Sparkle: Wow!...
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posted by Canada24
Moon Dancer: What is this?

Saten: It's a party.

Lemon: For you.

Pinkie: (pops out cake) Surprise!

Twilight Sparkle: Come on in!

Moon Dancer: Thanks but no thanks. I don't do parties.

Twilight: I know. And I think it's my fault... Back when we were in school together, wewe invited me to a party. I was so focused on my studies that I didn't onyesha up.

Moon Dancer: Big deal!

Twilight: It WAS a big deal... And now that I realize how important friendship is, I'd like to make up for my mistake with a new party... A party in honor of my friend Moon Dancer! Please, you've got to let me make this up to you. Moon...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The inayofuata day, Frank arrived in his Camaro.

Sargent Getraer: *Watching Harlan install a police radio into Frank's Camaro* So this is your car.
Frank: Yep. Dark silver paint, chrome mirrors, a supercharged engine-
Harlan: And a very expensive radio. Don't damage it.
Frank: Hey, come on Harlan. wewe think I'd destroy any part of my car on purpose?
Harlan: No but, accident's do happen.
Jon: *Arrives* hujambo Ponch, wewe finally got your car.
Harlan: Alright, let's check your radio. *Turns on the radio*
Jesse: Canterlot 15 7-Ian, in pursuit of the bank robbers. Did anyone hear anything about a bus being...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
inayofuata morning, Case cracker, mkate mkavu was driving his Lambronyni to the pizzeria. He had repainted the Lambronyni Amigo in purple, and upgraded the engine, and brakes.

Case Cracker: *Parks his car*
Sam: *Arrives, and parks behind Case Cracker*
Gordon: Well, what do wewe think?
Sam: I think he has the best car in San Franciscolt.
Case Cracker: Of course I do. *Gets out*
Gordon: Wonder what Jim has for us today.

They walked in together, and found out.

Jim: Hello wewe three. I got something for you. The Mexicans are gathering near the abandoned railway bridge in Alameda. It's possible that they have a lot of...
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