The B&O worker came back with his boss.
B&O boss: Ok, so wewe want to take three 4-6-2's in favor of these diesels?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
B&O boss: Hm. There could be a problem with this.
Coffee Creme: What is it?
B&O Boss: Ah never mind, just a joke. Those three engines wewe want are over there. They're all yours.
Hawkeye: Thank wewe so much. *goes to engines*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Hawkeye: Now we have new engines for the line, and we have less diesels. Let's do this.
The two ponies got the first engine started up, and pulled the other two.
Hawkeye: Now we give these two a run on U.P rails.
Coffee Creme: hahaha!
In Cheyenne
Red Rose: *switching tracks* Orion, slow down a little will you?
Orion: Fine *slows down*
Hawkeye: *blows whistle*
Red Rose: *switches wrong track* Wha-?!
Orion: Seems like they got the engines.
Pete: *sees Hawkeye's engines* What happened? I thought I was leasing diesels here!
Hawkeye: Yeah about that. They didn't have any, and gave us these three engines instead.
Pete: Alright. Tomorrow, you, and Coffee Creme are going to carry a freight down into Greeley.
Hawkeye: Alright. See wewe tomorrow Pete.
Coffee Creme: Bye boss.
Snowflake: Hey, wait for me!
Honey: And me!
Hawkeye: Oh why not? The zaidi the merrier.
Snowflake: Let's all hop in my station wagon.
Others: Sounds good!
Snowflake: Who's house are we going to today?
Gordon: Mine!
Hawkeye: No thank you, I'd rather stay healthy.
Gordon: Fine, but just think about what you're missing out on.
Hawkeye: A place owned poorly kwa an asshole.
Honey: I think we should all go to Gordon's.
Hawkeye: Well as long as I get to insult him in front of his wife.
Gordon: I don't have a wife!
Hawkeye: That's worse.
Eventually all five ponies went to Snowflake's. As usual. 10 dakika after their arrival, they were watching I upendo Lucy
Gordon: *singing to themesong* bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored!
Hawkeye: You're so bored it's making us bored.
Coffee Creme: *laughs*
Gordon: Anything else with the word bored in it?
Hawkeye: Checkerbored.
Coffee Creme: Wooden bored.
Honey: Cutting bored.
Hawkeye: All abored!
Snowflake: Damnit, I wanted to say that.
Hawkeye: Too late.
Gordon: So what's with those three steam engines wewe brought over here?
Hawkeye: Those are the engines we're leasing.
Gordon: What about those two F3 diesels?
Hawkeye: There weren't any, so they gave us three pacifics.
Gordon: Shit!
Honey: What's the matter?
Gordon: I hate steam engines! That's why I told Pete to replace them!
Coffee Creme: How could wewe hate steam engines? They're zaidi powerful then diesels are.
Gordon: But what about everything else?! Speed, effiency, pollution? Why do wewe think those diesels are being manufactured instead of steam?!
Hawkeye: Because some ponies are dumb, like you.
Gordon: Thanks Hawkeye, that really helped!
Hawkeye: Whatever, I'm going home.
Coffee Creme: Yeah me too.
Snowflake: Get out of my house Gordon.
Gordon: Fine *pushes snowflake*
Honey: *grabs snowflake* Are wewe alright?
Snowflake: I'm fine.
Gordon: HONEY! Let's go.
2 B continued
B&O boss: Ok, so wewe want to take three 4-6-2's in favor of these diesels?
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
B&O boss: Hm. There could be a problem with this.
Coffee Creme: What is it?
B&O Boss: Ah never mind, just a joke. Those three engines wewe want are over there. They're all yours.
Hawkeye: Thank wewe so much. *goes to engines*
Coffee Creme: *follows*
Hawkeye: Now we have new engines for the line, and we have less diesels. Let's do this.
The two ponies got the first engine started up, and pulled the other two.
Hawkeye: Now we give these two a run on U.P rails.
Coffee Creme: hahaha!
In Cheyenne
Red Rose: *switching tracks* Orion, slow down a little will you?
Orion: Fine *slows down*
Hawkeye: *blows whistle*
Red Rose: *switches wrong track* Wha-?!
Orion: Seems like they got the engines.
Pete: *sees Hawkeye's engines* What happened? I thought I was leasing diesels here!
Hawkeye: Yeah about that. They didn't have any, and gave us these three engines instead.
Pete: Alright. Tomorrow, you, and Coffee Creme are going to carry a freight down into Greeley.
Hawkeye: Alright. See wewe tomorrow Pete.
Coffee Creme: Bye boss.
Snowflake: Hey, wait for me!
Honey: And me!
Hawkeye: Oh why not? The zaidi the merrier.
Snowflake: Let's all hop in my station wagon.
Others: Sounds good!
Snowflake: Who's house are we going to today?
Gordon: Mine!
Hawkeye: No thank you, I'd rather stay healthy.
Gordon: Fine, but just think about what you're missing out on.
Hawkeye: A place owned poorly kwa an asshole.
Honey: I think we should all go to Gordon's.
Hawkeye: Well as long as I get to insult him in front of his wife.
Gordon: I don't have a wife!
Hawkeye: That's worse.
Eventually all five ponies went to Snowflake's. As usual. 10 dakika after their arrival, they were watching I upendo Lucy
Gordon: *singing to themesong* bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored bored!
Hawkeye: You're so bored it's making us bored.
Coffee Creme: *laughs*
Gordon: Anything else with the word bored in it?
Hawkeye: Checkerbored.
Coffee Creme: Wooden bored.
Honey: Cutting bored.
Hawkeye: All abored!
Snowflake: Damnit, I wanted to say that.
Hawkeye: Too late.
Gordon: So what's with those three steam engines wewe brought over here?
Hawkeye: Those are the engines we're leasing.
Gordon: What about those two F3 diesels?
Hawkeye: There weren't any, so they gave us three pacifics.
Gordon: Shit!
Honey: What's the matter?
Gordon: I hate steam engines! That's why I told Pete to replace them!
Coffee Creme: How could wewe hate steam engines? They're zaidi powerful then diesels are.
Gordon: But what about everything else?! Speed, effiency, pollution? Why do wewe think those diesels are being manufactured instead of steam?!
Hawkeye: Because some ponies are dumb, like you.
Gordon: Thanks Hawkeye, that really helped!
Hawkeye: Whatever, I'm going home.
Coffee Creme: Yeah me too.
Snowflake: Get out of my house Gordon.
Gordon: Fine *pushes snowflake*
Honey: *grabs snowflake* Are wewe alright?
Snowflake: I'm fine.
Gordon: HONEY! Let's go.
2 B continued
Jon Baker is to the left, and Frank Poncherello is to the right.
"Now ya'll', came the gppony, pony who alisema wewe got the job's voice. "Ya'll be careful. This place could be zactly' like the upinde wa mvua Factory." Pinkie Pie shriveled up. "Oooooh!" She said. "That was one smelly factory!" "It did kinda smell." upinde wa mvua said. "Now who in the nyasi, nyasi kavu are ya'll talkin' to?" applejack said. "Oh! Oh! I know this one! Ummmm.... Was it....Trixie?" Pinkie Pie butted in. Ew, no." " Derpy?" "Wait. Why ew to Trixie?" "Oh, come on, Pinkie wewe don't remember that? The crusaders and stuff?" "Nope." upinde wa mvua Dash facehooved. Then there was a *bang bang bang bang bang* "Sweetie Belle! Stop it! Just stop it!" Dash's eyes lit up. "YOU'RE ALIVE!" "Yeah, so?" alisema apple Bloom. upinde wa mvua Dash facehooved.
THE END
BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH DERPY
THE END
BECAUSE I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO WITH DERPY
