A special request was made for me to make another Con Mane story. And here it is.
It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.
Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now wewe have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see wewe there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your kombora, yamuua launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's right over there.
Con: *walks to kombora, yamuua launcher*
General Solin: *walks in*
US soldier: Hey! What are wewe doing disguised as the general?
General Solin: Says the corporal that let's an imposter of me! Tamper with our weapons!!
Con: *disables missiles*
US Soldier: HEY!!
Con: *runs out of building*
General Solin: Don't just sit there, kill him!!
US soldiers: *shooting at Con*
Con: *creates shield*
Mirage: *shows up in musclecar*
Con: *gets in*
US soldiers: He got in that Alicorn!
General Solin: Get your cars, and chase them down!!
US soldiers: *driving VW buses*
Mirage: See that trailer I'm towing?
Con: Yeah.
Mirage: In there, is your ride. *stops*
Con: Alright. wewe lose these guys, and we'll meet up in Las Pegasus.
Mirage: Ok. Fenix & Rain Bouvier will be there too!
Con: Sounds good!
Mirage: *drives away*
Con: *gets in trailer*
20 sekunde later, the military vehicles past by, which is when Con came out of the trailer. In a jet.
US soldier: Turn around!!
Soldiers: *turn around*
Con: *unfolds wings*
Soldiers: *driving toward Con*
Con: Yeah, like that's going to work *takes off*
Soldiers: Launch those missiles!!
General Solin: We're getting the back up missiles now!
Con: *flying to HQ*
General Solin: All set?
US soldier: Yeah. Firing now *launches missile*
Soldiers: *look up* It's catching up.
Con: *notices missile* Oh great *turns around*
The kombora, yamuua was following Con. He planned to go to the airbase he just escaped from
Con: *flying toward building*
General Solin: Close the hangar doors!!
Soldiers: *closing doors*
Con: *flies past*
General Solin: *notices missile*
The kombora, yamuua exploded, and blew up the entire hangar.
Con's airplane was running low on fuel, and he landed, near a gas station.
attendant: What the hay?
Con: Fill her up please.
Sean the hedgehog presents
With help from Nocturnal Mirage
Octopus-3
Starring
Doughnut Joe.................Con Mane
Vinyl Scratch...................Tara
Fenix Lighter...................Himself
upinde wa mvua Dash.................Rain Bouvier
Parcival...........................P
Snowflake.......................Snow Moneybit
Sydney P. Jonhson..........S
US ponies........................bad guys
Equestrians......................good guys
And
Germans
Special guest nyota
Nocturnal Mirage as himself
It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A gppony, pony dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.
US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.
inayofuata morning in Canterlot
Con: Hello Moneybit, wewe look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see wewe now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con: Hello sir. What mission do wewe have for me today?
P: Before I breif wewe on your mission, let me just say that what wewe did with Double X was completely unacceptable.
Con: So?
P: wewe fucked a mare in an enemy organization!
Con: And it felt good.
P: Whatever. Take a look at this. *shows egg*
Con: Where did wewe get this?
P: It was retrieved kwa 0009 before he was killed in San Fran.
Con: How did he get it here during his death?
P: His body was found, and we brought it back here. Now it's supposed to have a secret message hidden inside it.
Con: *opens egg* It says that Las Pegasus is next.
P: You're meeting with Mirage, Fenix, and Rain Bouvier at the Midas casino, run kwa a gppony, pony named Tara.
Con: Ok. *leaves*
Moneybit: wewe have to see S before wewe leave.
Con: Sure.
S: *comes from lab* 0007, this way please. *goes back in*
Con: *follows*
S: wewe won't get much for this mission. Just your standard Nambu pistol, and this. *shows coins*
Con: What do wewe expect me to buy?
S: I expect wewe to buy yourself time. What they really are, are mines. They can stick onto any surface, and can be detonated anytime with this *shows pen*
Con: Does every pen wewe give me have to do with explosives?
S: wewe could say that. Good luck.
Later, in the Midas Casino
Tara: Good morning everypony. As wewe know, we are killing everypony with my bass, besi kanuni, cannon called Octopus-3.
US soldier: What makes Octopus-3 powerful?
Tara: It's a far range kanuni, cannon that can attack any city that it pleases. We were supposed to attack this city, but somepony infiltrated with our plans. He's dead now, but there is another gppony, pony that is attacking our group, and is still alive. Whoever it is, will be a problem.
US Soldier: No kidding
Tara: In the meantime, here's what we have to worry about *shows map* We have bribed the western part of the Equestrian army to be part of our group, but there are others that can attack us. Below us, is Mexico. They may be near us, but we have a stronger army. The same with eastern Equestria, and Germany. Nopony can defeat us!
For now
Con flew out of Canterlot kwa airplane, and went to Las Pegasus. When he got there, he went to the Savoy.
Tara: Who would like that Limousine out there? The bidding begins.
Con: Is she for real?
Fenix: This is just one of her business' for making money to buy military equipment, mostly for Octopus-3.
Stallion: 300 bits.
Tara: 300 bits for the limo, that's 3 dollars.
Rain: Why are we here?
Con: We steal that limo once the bidding ends.
mare 66: $8!
Tara: Eight dollars.
Mirage: Why don't we buy it?
Con: We'll be helping them out if we do. When the bidding ends, they take the keys for the car, and hand them to the gppony, pony that bought it. However, if we steal it, Tara has to pay money for the gppony, pony that would originally buy the limo.
Pegasus 231: $60!
Tara: Anypony going higher?
Mare 66: 90
Stallion: 130
Pegasus 231: 100,000!!
Con: He really wants that car badly.
Tara: Going once, twice. Sold to the pegasus.
US soldier: *brings keys*
Con: Now *shoots soldier*
Tara: What is this?!
Mirage: *takes keys* Cover me! *runs to limo*
Con: That's it, let's go!!
Mirage: *starts limo*
Con, Fenix, Rain: *get in*
US Soldiers: *aim guns*
Tara: Let it go! We can't afford any damage on that car
Mirage: *drives*
Pegasus 231: What now?
Tara: You'll immediately get paid $100,000, which is something we don't have.
Pegasus 231: Then how am I going to get that car?
Tara: We'll find it.
The agents soon got to the airport.
Fenix: We'll have to hide it.
Con: wewe take it. It'll be safer there, and nopony in Tara's army will find it.
Rain: Let's go.
Mirage: *loads limo onto airplane* Are we riding this one?
Con: No, we have our own airplane. Courtesy of my boss.
Fenix: I'd like to fly the airplane.
Con: Very well.
The four ponies soon took off, but little did they know another gppony, pony jumped on board.
Fenix: Are wewe sure that other airplane carrying the limo will get to Germany.
Con: Yeah, and if not they still won't get it.
??: *walking on juu of airplane*
Rain: I think I hear something.
Fenix: I swear I hear something too. *notices flashing light* We Lost one of our engines.
Con: Whatever that is, it's probably destroying our airplane. *goes out*
terrorist pony: *walking toward entrance*
Con: *sees damaged engine*
terrorist pony: *sees Con* hey! *swings kisu & misses*
Rain: *hears noise*
Con: *goes to back of plane*
terrorist pony: *swings knife*
Con: *pulls back antenna*
terrorist pony: *hits antenna*
Con: *hits terrorist with antenna*
terrorist pony: AHHH *falls off*
Fenix: *notices terrorist*
terrorist pony: *screaming to his death*
Con: *fixes engine*
Fenix: He did it! The engine's working again!!
Con: *gets back in* What did wewe think?
Fenix: Excellent.
Mirage: Nicely done
Rain: Great.
The airplane continued on until it reached Canterlot. Tara's army wasn't there yet.
Mirage: So, what do wewe want to do while we wait for Tara?
Con: We could go to another casino.
Fenix: And have us watch wewe play poker?
Con: I'll win the money, and mgawanyiko, baidisha it with you.
Rain: wewe better.
Mirage: I'll play some poker too.
All four enter the Canterlot Casino, with Con, and Mirage ready to gamble.
Con: Alright. Good luck with your game.
Mirage: Thanks, wewe two.
Dealers: *deal cards*
Fenix: While those two are planning to throw away money, why don't we go check out the chokoleti kisima, chemchemi
Rain: Hell yeah!
45 dakika later
Con: I won $69,000. What about you?
Mirage: I got $75,000. Now I can buy zaidi Equestrian muscle.
Con: Are they all going to be the same as what wewe have now?
Mirage: Hmm, why not? I might even get a Belvidere.
Rain: *returns with Fenix* They have a lot of chokoleti down at the chokoleti fountain. GO Check it out!!
Con: Chocolate, just what I'd need for my milkshake.
Mirage: I'll get one for wewe if you'd like.
Con: No, allow me. In fact, milkshakes for all of you!
Then there was an explosion outside the casino. Nearly everypony panicked, the only ones not panicking were Con, his friends, and the casino security.
Tara: *enters casino* Hello everyone!!
Con: Surrender Tara!
Tara: No. I'm taking all four of wewe hostage!
US soldiers: *arrest Con, and friends*
Mirage: wewe can't do this!! I just won a game of poker!!!
Tara: Take his money
US soldiers: *steal money*
Mirage: NO! Give it back! I need that to buy zaidi musclecars!! *takes money back*
US soldiers: Fine, keep it, but we'll steal it from wewe when we get to the prison.
Waiting near the entrance, were two cars, and an armored truck.
Tara: Put them in the truck.
US soldiers: *put prisoners in truck*
Con: I would've prefered being in the back of one of those cars.
Fenix: At least it's zaidi spacious in here.
Con: Yeah that's true.
Mirage: Can wewe make my money invisible?
Con: I wouldn't worry about that. What we should be concerned about is trying to escape.
In the van Con, and his Marafiki were being transported in, they planned to escape when they got towards the prison. No one was in there guarding them, so they could leave whenever they wanted.
Con: Ok, let's jump out on my signal.
Mirage: I'm ready
Con: *tries to open door* It's locked.
Fenix: How do we get out now?
Mirage: With terra earth magic. I should be able to force the door open with it *breaks door off hinges* Not like that, but good enough.
Con: Let's go *jumps out*
Fenix: *jumps out*
Rain: *jumps out*
Mirage: *jumps out*
US soldiers: *pushing freight car down hill*
Con: I think that freight yard belongs to our enemy.
Mirage: We better check it out.
Rain: au we could get your car, and wait for Con.
Mirage: Two problems with that plan. My car doesn't have enough room for four ponies, and it's not near me. I can however, steal an enemy car.
Con: Get to it. I'll go near the engine, and see what info I can find.
The train yard was unusual, near the hump was a tunnel, and some of the tracks went through it.
Con: *enters tunnel*
US soldier 1: Get the rest of the circus train set up, I'm going to check which car Octopus-3 is on.
US soldier 2: wewe got it. *pushes freight car*
Con: *waits*
Mirage: *looks for car* Haha, I found it!
Rain: Let's get in.
Mirage: This may be a newer version of my car, but it's worth it. *picks lock*
Fenix: I see someponies!
Mirage: Shut up! I almost got it *unlocks car* Let's go
Con: *hiding*
US soldier 1: I found it! One zaidi car, and then wewe got the one with Octopus-3 in it. Be careful!
US soldier 2: Shut up, I got it! *pushes car*
US soldier 1: *drinking soda*
Con: *kills soldier*
US soldier 2: *pushes car* Is this slow enough for you?! *going 3 miles an hour*
Con: *in disguise* Yup. Sure! *goes to freight car*
US soldier 2: What are wewe doing?
Con: Getting in to check it! Moron
Tara: There's a bomb placed in the cannon. It'll be set up under the gun, and make sure wewe leave before it goes off.
Circus pony: Sure.
Tara: I must go. If wewe have any questions, feel free to knock on the door of my private car, and enter. *leaves*
Circus pony: *looks at entrance* AAAAAHH!!!! There's an intruder in my car!!
Con: I'm US secret service! Why is that bomb on the train?
Circus Pony: Please! I'm just being bribed for doing this! wewe won't survive if wewe don't leave!
Con: I am zaidi entitled to know why wewe are endangering many ponies lives!
Circus pony: We're not really Equestrians, we're from Mexico. Your country has been arresting many of us just for entering the U.S!
Con: Of course. wewe don't know how to enter legally, and wewe get mad at us for that.
US soldiers: *enter* I heard wewe scream, and- *notices Con*
Con: *kills soldier*
Above the tunnel
Mirage: *drives car* Con! Over here!
US soldiers: *pull Con out freight car*
Circus pony: *lets car roll down hump*
Con: NO! *K.O's US soldier*
Soldiers: *shooting at others*
Rain: *grabs rifle*
Con: *runs to car*
US soldiers: Get that pony!!
Con was running to the car, and soon he heard one of the enemies shout..
US Soldier: HEY!! There's no ammo for the bass, besi cannon!
Mirage: Oh damnit, it's in the car!
Con: *drives*
Mirage: WAIT!!
Fenix: It's not like him to forget the three of us.
US soldiers: *shooting at Con*
Captain: Shoot the tires!!
Tara: What's going on?
Captain: We have an intruder, but it's heading away from your train.
Tara: Alright then. Proceed.
Engineer: *pulls out of station*
The wheels slipped, but soon the engine was out of the station, and was puffing down the line
Con: I have to chase that train
US soldiers: *shoot all four tires*
Engineer: *passes crossing*
Con: *drives onto train tracks*
Engineer: *drinving train past signalbox*
Signalman: *waits for train to pass*
Engineer: *gets entire train past*
Signalman: *notices Con* A car with trainwheels?! *switches tracks*
Con: *gets inayofuata to train* I have to get on that train. *grabs umbrella*
What Con did was put the umbrella on the gas pedal, to keep the car moving while he was getting onto the train. But suddenly...
train driver: *blows horn*
Con: *gets on train*
train driver: *hits Con's car*
Con: *enters train car*
sword pony: *throwing knives*
Con: (He's good. Too good)
US ponies: *walking to train car*
Con: *hides*
US gppony, pony 1: Where's the bomb?
sword pony: In the bass, besi cannon.
US gppony, pony 2: We don't have any ammunition for the cannon, so once we get everything set up, we leave.
sword pony: wewe can defuse the bomb right?
US gppony, pony 1: Unfortunately none of us know how to defuse the bomb.
sword pony: That's perfect! What an intelligent army wewe have!!
US gppony, pony 1: It's not my army.
US gppony, pony 2: It belongs to Tara. wewe know who she is?
sword pony: Yeah.
US ponies: Blame her. *leave*
Sword pony: *gets zaidi knives* Wonderful.
Con: *appears*
Sword pony: Who are you?
Con: Someone that can defuse the bomb. Sadly though wewe won't live to see that *grabs gun*
sword pony: *throws knives*
Con: *dodges knives*
sword pony: *grabs sword*
Con: *shoots sword pony*
At the same location where Con crashed the car, a crane was lifting it out of the lake it landed in.
US soldier: Check that car for the ammo.
US pony: *finds ammo* It's wet! This won't be good at all!
US captain: We need to deliver it to Tara quickly. *steals helicopter*
US soldier: HEY! wewe can't steal that! All units kill the captain!
The train stopped at Canterlot, and everypony was getting the circus set up.
US captain: *arrives in helicopter*
US soldiers: There he is! Shoot him!! *shoot down helicopter*
US captain: *falls on ground*
Con: *sneaks out of train*
US soldiers: What were wewe thinking?!
US captain; Tara's bass, besi kanuni, cannon has no ammo... The bomb must be defused
US soldier: *kills captain*
Meanwhile in the circus
Con: *walks into wardrobe*
clown: HEY! wewe can't be in here!!
Con: *kills clown* I was always afraid of your kind as a colt. *gets in disguise*
US soldiers: Tara! We have important news regarding Octopus-3.
Tara: What is it?
US soldier: The bass, besi kanuni, cannon has no ammo, so we need to find a way to defuse that bomb we were going to shoot into the castle.
Con: The castle. They want the princesses dead!
Tara: None of us know how to defuse that bomb!!
Con: My disguise as a clown seems legit. Time to test it out. *walks toward Tara* I know how to defuse it.
Tara: Then DO IT!! wait a minute. You're not the clown!
US soldiers: He's Con Mane!!
Con: You've heard of me? Oh great, now.. DIE! *kills soldiers*
Tara: *pushes Con*
Con: *drops gun*
Tara: *reaches for gun*
Con: *punches Tara*
Tara: *coughs blood* I'm not that easy to defeat *kicks Con*
audience pony: *notices fight* Hey! Somepony call 9-1-1
crowd: *sees fight*
Con: *continues hitting Tara*
Tara: *bleeding heavily* OK! I'm sorry! I'll try to defuse the bomb!!
Con: *stops* The only thing you'll be doing is going to hell. *grabs gun*
Tara: no!
Con: So long wewe octo.. Pussy *kills Tara*
The police soon arrived
Con: *tries to unlock bass, besi cannon* I gotta unlock that door to defuse the bomb!
Cops: Stop right there!!
Con: What are wewe doing? There's a bomb here, and the gppony, pony that set it off is dead!
Cops: Yup sure
Rain: *arrives with Fenix & Mirage* He's not lying! *grabs gun*
Cops: Put that down!
Fenix: Let her do what she's doing! We work for the MI3
Rain: *shoots lock*
The door opened, revealing a bomb that would detonate in 20 sekunde
Crowd: *screaming*
Cop: *looks at Con* Let him go. QUIET EVERYONE!!
Con: *slowly pulls out core*
the timer hit 0, and nothing happened.
Con: I defused it!
Crowd: *cheers*
The end of the 15th Con Mane story
Con Mane Will Return
It begins in San Franciscolt, with U.S military vehicles going down the road.
Con: *watching*
Mirage: This doesn't seem too good.
Con: I hear you. One of those ponies look a little like me, so I'll go in with the disguise.
Mirage: So be it.
Con: *puts on disguise*
Mirage: Nice. Now wewe have to get to the airbase.
Con: Ok. I'll see wewe there. *teleports to airbase*
US soldier: Hello General Solin.
Con: At ease corporal. I need to take a look at one of your kombora, yamuua launching things.
US soldier: Sure thing. It's right over there.
Con: *walks to kombora, yamuua launcher*
General Solin: *walks in*
US soldier: Hey! What are wewe doing disguised as the general?
General Solin: Says the corporal that let's an imposter of me! Tamper with our weapons!!
Con: *disables missiles*
US Soldier: HEY!!
Con: *runs out of building*
General Solin: Don't just sit there, kill him!!
US soldiers: *shooting at Con*
Con: *creates shield*
Mirage: *shows up in musclecar*
Con: *gets in*
US soldiers: He got in that Alicorn!
General Solin: Get your cars, and chase them down!!
US soldiers: *driving VW buses*
Mirage: See that trailer I'm towing?
Con: Yeah.
Mirage: In there, is your ride. *stops*
Con: Alright. wewe lose these guys, and we'll meet up in Las Pegasus.
Mirage: Ok. Fenix & Rain Bouvier will be there too!
Con: Sounds good!
Mirage: *drives away*
Con: *gets in trailer*
20 sekunde later, the military vehicles past by, which is when Con came out of the trailer. In a jet.
US soldier: Turn around!!
Soldiers: *turn around*
Con: *unfolds wings*
Soldiers: *driving toward Con*
Con: Yeah, like that's going to work *takes off*
Soldiers: Launch those missiles!!
General Solin: We're getting the back up missiles now!
Con: *flying to HQ*
General Solin: All set?
US soldier: Yeah. Firing now *launches missile*
Soldiers: *look up* It's catching up.
Con: *notices missile* Oh great *turns around*
The kombora, yamuua was following Con. He planned to go to the airbase he just escaped from
Con: *flying toward building*
General Solin: Close the hangar doors!!
Soldiers: *closing doors*
Con: *flies past*
General Solin: *notices missile*
The kombora, yamuua exploded, and blew up the entire hangar.
Con's airplane was running low on fuel, and he landed, near a gas station.
attendant: What the hay?
Con: Fill her up please.
Sean the hedgehog presents
With help from Nocturnal Mirage
Octopus-3
Starring
Doughnut Joe.................Con Mane
Vinyl Scratch...................Tara
Fenix Lighter...................Himself
upinde wa mvua Dash.................Rain Bouvier
Parcival...........................P
Snowflake.......................Snow Moneybit
Sydney P. Jonhson..........S
US ponies........................bad guys
Equestrians......................good guys
And
Germans
Special guest nyota
Nocturnal Mirage as himself
It was a somewhat dark night in San Franciscolt. A gppony, pony dressed as a clown was running toward a fence, and when he got there, he started climbing it.
US soldiers: He's over there!! *run*
clown: *running*
US soldiers: *shoot clown*
clown: *laying on ground*
US soldiers: Check his body. *search* He doesn't have it. Let's go.
inayofuata morning in Canterlot
Con: Hello Moneybit, wewe look fine on this wonderful day.
Moneybit: That's because I'm not trying to assassinate anyone near you.
Con: *laughs* It's not your fault.
Moneybit: He'll see wewe now.
Con: Oh good *walks into P's office*
P: Good morning Con.
Con: Hello sir. What mission do wewe have for me today?
P: Before I breif wewe on your mission, let me just say that what wewe did with Double X was completely unacceptable.
Con: So?
P: wewe fucked a mare in an enemy organization!
Con: And it felt good.
P: Whatever. Take a look at this. *shows egg*
Con: Where did wewe get this?
P: It was retrieved kwa 0009 before he was killed in San Fran.
Con: How did he get it here during his death?
P: His body was found, and we brought it back here. Now it's supposed to have a secret message hidden inside it.
Con: *opens egg* It says that Las Pegasus is next.
P: You're meeting with Mirage, Fenix, and Rain Bouvier at the Midas casino, run kwa a gppony, pony named Tara.
Con: Ok. *leaves*
Moneybit: wewe have to see S before wewe leave.
Con: Sure.
S: *comes from lab* 0007, this way please. *goes back in*
Con: *follows*
S: wewe won't get much for this mission. Just your standard Nambu pistol, and this. *shows coins*
Con: What do wewe expect me to buy?
S: I expect wewe to buy yourself time. What they really are, are mines. They can stick onto any surface, and can be detonated anytime with this *shows pen*
Con: Does every pen wewe give me have to do with explosives?
S: wewe could say that. Good luck.
Later, in the Midas Casino
Tara: Good morning everypony. As wewe know, we are killing everypony with my bass, besi kanuni, cannon called Octopus-3.
US soldier: What makes Octopus-3 powerful?
Tara: It's a far range kanuni, cannon that can attack any city that it pleases. We were supposed to attack this city, but somepony infiltrated with our plans. He's dead now, but there is another gppony, pony that is attacking our group, and is still alive. Whoever it is, will be a problem.
US Soldier: No kidding
Tara: In the meantime, here's what we have to worry about *shows map* We have bribed the western part of the Equestrian army to be part of our group, but there are others that can attack us. Below us, is Mexico. They may be near us, but we have a stronger army. The same with eastern Equestria, and Germany. Nopony can defeat us!
For now
Con flew out of Canterlot kwa airplane, and went to Las Pegasus. When he got there, he went to the Savoy.
Tara: Who would like that Limousine out there? The bidding begins.
Con: Is she for real?
Fenix: This is just one of her business' for making money to buy military equipment, mostly for Octopus-3.
Stallion: 300 bits.
Tara: 300 bits for the limo, that's 3 dollars.
Rain: Why are we here?
Con: We steal that limo once the bidding ends.
mare 66: $8!
Tara: Eight dollars.
Mirage: Why don't we buy it?
Con: We'll be helping them out if we do. When the bidding ends, they take the keys for the car, and hand them to the gppony, pony that bought it. However, if we steal it, Tara has to pay money for the gppony, pony that would originally buy the limo.
Pegasus 231: $60!
Tara: Anypony going higher?
Mare 66: 90
Stallion: 130
Pegasus 231: 100,000!!
Con: He really wants that car badly.
Tara: Going once, twice. Sold to the pegasus.
US soldier: *brings keys*
Con: Now *shoots soldier*
Tara: What is this?!
Mirage: *takes keys* Cover me! *runs to limo*
Con: That's it, let's go!!
Mirage: *starts limo*
Con, Fenix, Rain: *get in*
US Soldiers: *aim guns*
Tara: Let it go! We can't afford any damage on that car
Mirage: *drives*
Pegasus 231: What now?
Tara: You'll immediately get paid $100,000, which is something we don't have.
Pegasus 231: Then how am I going to get that car?
Tara: We'll find it.
The agents soon got to the airport.
Fenix: We'll have to hide it.
Con: wewe take it. It'll be safer there, and nopony in Tara's army will find it.
Rain: Let's go.
Mirage: *loads limo onto airplane* Are we riding this one?
Con: No, we have our own airplane. Courtesy of my boss.
Fenix: I'd like to fly the airplane.
Con: Very well.
The four ponies soon took off, but little did they know another gppony, pony jumped on board.
Fenix: Are wewe sure that other airplane carrying the limo will get to Germany.
Con: Yeah, and if not they still won't get it.
??: *walking on juu of airplane*
Rain: I think I hear something.
Fenix: I swear I hear something too. *notices flashing light* We Lost one of our engines.
Con: Whatever that is, it's probably destroying our airplane. *goes out*
terrorist pony: *walking toward entrance*
Con: *sees damaged engine*
terrorist pony: *sees Con* hey! *swings kisu & misses*
Rain: *hears noise*
Con: *goes to back of plane*
terrorist pony: *swings knife*
Con: *pulls back antenna*
terrorist pony: *hits antenna*
Con: *hits terrorist with antenna*
terrorist pony: AHHH *falls off*
Fenix: *notices terrorist*
terrorist pony: *screaming to his death*
Con: *fixes engine*
Fenix: He did it! The engine's working again!!
Con: *gets back in* What did wewe think?
Fenix: Excellent.
Mirage: Nicely done
Rain: Great.
The airplane continued on until it reached Canterlot. Tara's army wasn't there yet.
Mirage: So, what do wewe want to do while we wait for Tara?
Con: We could go to another casino.
Fenix: And have us watch wewe play poker?
Con: I'll win the money, and mgawanyiko, baidisha it with you.
Rain: wewe better.
Mirage: I'll play some poker too.
All four enter the Canterlot Casino, with Con, and Mirage ready to gamble.
Con: Alright. Good luck with your game.
Mirage: Thanks, wewe two.
Dealers: *deal cards*
Fenix: While those two are planning to throw away money, why don't we go check out the chokoleti kisima, chemchemi
Rain: Hell yeah!
45 dakika later
Con: I won $69,000. What about you?
Mirage: I got $75,000. Now I can buy zaidi Equestrian muscle.
Con: Are they all going to be the same as what wewe have now?
Mirage: Hmm, why not? I might even get a Belvidere.
Rain: *returns with Fenix* They have a lot of chokoleti down at the chokoleti fountain. GO Check it out!!
Con: Chocolate, just what I'd need for my milkshake.
Mirage: I'll get one for wewe if you'd like.
Con: No, allow me. In fact, milkshakes for all of you!
Then there was an explosion outside the casino. Nearly everypony panicked, the only ones not panicking were Con, his friends, and the casino security.
Tara: *enters casino* Hello everyone!!
Con: Surrender Tara!
Tara: No. I'm taking all four of wewe hostage!
US soldiers: *arrest Con, and friends*
Mirage: wewe can't do this!! I just won a game of poker!!!
Tara: Take his money
US soldiers: *steal money*
Mirage: NO! Give it back! I need that to buy zaidi musclecars!! *takes money back*
US soldiers: Fine, keep it, but we'll steal it from wewe when we get to the prison.
Waiting near the entrance, were two cars, and an armored truck.
Tara: Put them in the truck.
US soldiers: *put prisoners in truck*
Con: I would've prefered being in the back of one of those cars.
Fenix: At least it's zaidi spacious in here.
Con: Yeah that's true.
Mirage: Can wewe make my money invisible?
Con: I wouldn't worry about that. What we should be concerned about is trying to escape.
In the van Con, and his Marafiki were being transported in, they planned to escape when they got towards the prison. No one was in there guarding them, so they could leave whenever they wanted.
Con: Ok, let's jump out on my signal.
Mirage: I'm ready
Con: *tries to open door* It's locked.
Fenix: How do we get out now?
Mirage: With terra earth magic. I should be able to force the door open with it *breaks door off hinges* Not like that, but good enough.
Con: Let's go *jumps out*
Fenix: *jumps out*
Rain: *jumps out*
Mirage: *jumps out*
US soldiers: *pushing freight car down hill*
Con: I think that freight yard belongs to our enemy.
Mirage: We better check it out.
Rain: au we could get your car, and wait for Con.
Mirage: Two problems with that plan. My car doesn't have enough room for four ponies, and it's not near me. I can however, steal an enemy car.
Con: Get to it. I'll go near the engine, and see what info I can find.
The train yard was unusual, near the hump was a tunnel, and some of the tracks went through it.
Con: *enters tunnel*
US soldier 1: Get the rest of the circus train set up, I'm going to check which car Octopus-3 is on.
US soldier 2: wewe got it. *pushes freight car*
Con: *waits*
Mirage: *looks for car* Haha, I found it!
Rain: Let's get in.
Mirage: This may be a newer version of my car, but it's worth it. *picks lock*
Fenix: I see someponies!
Mirage: Shut up! I almost got it *unlocks car* Let's go
Con: *hiding*
US soldier 1: I found it! One zaidi car, and then wewe got the one with Octopus-3 in it. Be careful!
US soldier 2: Shut up, I got it! *pushes car*
US soldier 1: *drinking soda*
Con: *kills soldier*
US soldier 2: *pushes car* Is this slow enough for you?! *going 3 miles an hour*
Con: *in disguise* Yup. Sure! *goes to freight car*
US soldier 2: What are wewe doing?
Con: Getting in to check it! Moron
Tara: There's a bomb placed in the cannon. It'll be set up under the gun, and make sure wewe leave before it goes off.
Circus pony: Sure.
Tara: I must go. If wewe have any questions, feel free to knock on the door of my private car, and enter. *leaves*
Circus pony: *looks at entrance* AAAAAHH!!!! There's an intruder in my car!!
Con: I'm US secret service! Why is that bomb on the train?
Circus Pony: Please! I'm just being bribed for doing this! wewe won't survive if wewe don't leave!
Con: I am zaidi entitled to know why wewe are endangering many ponies lives!
Circus pony: We're not really Equestrians, we're from Mexico. Your country has been arresting many of us just for entering the U.S!
Con: Of course. wewe don't know how to enter legally, and wewe get mad at us for that.
US soldiers: *enter* I heard wewe scream, and- *notices Con*
Con: *kills soldier*
Above the tunnel
Mirage: *drives car* Con! Over here!
US soldiers: *pull Con out freight car*
Circus pony: *lets car roll down hump*
Con: NO! *K.O's US soldier*
Soldiers: *shooting at others*
Rain: *grabs rifle*
Con: *runs to car*
US soldiers: Get that pony!!
Con was running to the car, and soon he heard one of the enemies shout..
US Soldier: HEY!! There's no ammo for the bass, besi cannon!
Mirage: Oh damnit, it's in the car!
Con: *drives*
Mirage: WAIT!!
Fenix: It's not like him to forget the three of us.
US soldiers: *shooting at Con*
Captain: Shoot the tires!!
Tara: What's going on?
Captain: We have an intruder, but it's heading away from your train.
Tara: Alright then. Proceed.
Engineer: *pulls out of station*
The wheels slipped, but soon the engine was out of the station, and was puffing down the line
Con: I have to chase that train
US soldiers: *shoot all four tires*
Engineer: *passes crossing*
Con: *drives onto train tracks*
Engineer: *drinving train past signalbox*
Signalman: *waits for train to pass*
Engineer: *gets entire train past*
Signalman: *notices Con* A car with trainwheels?! *switches tracks*
Con: *gets inayofuata to train* I have to get on that train. *grabs umbrella*
What Con did was put the umbrella on the gas pedal, to keep the car moving while he was getting onto the train. But suddenly...
train driver: *blows horn*
Con: *gets on train*
train driver: *hits Con's car*
Con: *enters train car*
sword pony: *throwing knives*
Con: (He's good. Too good)
US ponies: *walking to train car*
Con: *hides*
US gppony, pony 1: Where's the bomb?
sword pony: In the bass, besi cannon.
US gppony, pony 2: We don't have any ammunition for the cannon, so once we get everything set up, we leave.
sword pony: wewe can defuse the bomb right?
US gppony, pony 1: Unfortunately none of us know how to defuse the bomb.
sword pony: That's perfect! What an intelligent army wewe have!!
US gppony, pony 1: It's not my army.
US gppony, pony 2: It belongs to Tara. wewe know who she is?
sword pony: Yeah.
US ponies: Blame her. *leave*
Sword pony: *gets zaidi knives* Wonderful.
Con: *appears*
Sword pony: Who are you?
Con: Someone that can defuse the bomb. Sadly though wewe won't live to see that *grabs gun*
sword pony: *throws knives*
Con: *dodges knives*
sword pony: *grabs sword*
Con: *shoots sword pony*
At the same location where Con crashed the car, a crane was lifting it out of the lake it landed in.
US soldier: Check that car for the ammo.
US pony: *finds ammo* It's wet! This won't be good at all!
US captain: We need to deliver it to Tara quickly. *steals helicopter*
US soldier: HEY! wewe can't steal that! All units kill the captain!
The train stopped at Canterlot, and everypony was getting the circus set up.
US captain: *arrives in helicopter*
US soldiers: There he is! Shoot him!! *shoot down helicopter*
US captain: *falls on ground*
Con: *sneaks out of train*
US soldiers: What were wewe thinking?!
US captain; Tara's bass, besi kanuni, cannon has no ammo... The bomb must be defused
US soldier: *kills captain*
Meanwhile in the circus
Con: *walks into wardrobe*
clown: HEY! wewe can't be in here!!
Con: *kills clown* I was always afraid of your kind as a colt. *gets in disguise*
US soldiers: Tara! We have important news regarding Octopus-3.
Tara: What is it?
US soldier: The bass, besi kanuni, cannon has no ammo, so we need to find a way to defuse that bomb we were going to shoot into the castle.
Con: The castle. They want the princesses dead!
Tara: None of us know how to defuse that bomb!!
Con: My disguise as a clown seems legit. Time to test it out. *walks toward Tara* I know how to defuse it.
Tara: Then DO IT!! wait a minute. You're not the clown!
US soldiers: He's Con Mane!!
Con: You've heard of me? Oh great, now.. DIE! *kills soldiers*
Tara: *pushes Con*
Con: *drops gun*
Tara: *reaches for gun*
Con: *punches Tara*
Tara: *coughs blood* I'm not that easy to defeat *kicks Con*
audience pony: *notices fight* Hey! Somepony call 9-1-1
crowd: *sees fight*
Con: *continues hitting Tara*
Tara: *bleeding heavily* OK! I'm sorry! I'll try to defuse the bomb!!
Con: *stops* The only thing you'll be doing is going to hell. *grabs gun*
Tara: no!
Con: So long wewe octo.. Pussy *kills Tara*
The police soon arrived
Con: *tries to unlock bass, besi cannon* I gotta unlock that door to defuse the bomb!
Cops: Stop right there!!
Con: What are wewe doing? There's a bomb here, and the gppony, pony that set it off is dead!
Cops: Yup sure
Rain: *arrives with Fenix & Mirage* He's not lying! *grabs gun*
Cops: Put that down!
Fenix: Let her do what she's doing! We work for the MI3
Rain: *shoots lock*
The door opened, revealing a bomb that would detonate in 20 sekunde
Crowd: *screaming*
Cop: *looks at Con* Let him go. QUIET EVERYONE!!
Con: *slowly pulls out core*
the timer hit 0, and nothing happened.
Con: I defused it!
Crowd: *cheers*
The end of the 15th Con Mane story
Con Mane Will Return
hi everypony,its me jordy dash.unfortunatley my i pad charger broke so no moto dash: series D; im moyo broken as im uandishi this on xbox and it sucks.this may be my last thing for sometime so if wewe ask me anything itll be rare for me to reply,before i log out i want to thank everypony here,thanks jordy dash aka jordan signing out ); i need to extend this to publiso heres pimkie lolololololololololololllllllllllllllllllllllooooooolllllooooooooooooooooooollllllllllooooooooooooooolllllllllllll
"Are you bucking joking?!"
"If y'all don't , then get outta here!"
Con's new Chevronet Corvette
A part of Ponyville by 2031
Secret of the Crystal Ponies
Should I write this story? Please maoni on my ukuta au maoni down below if I should. If I write it and wewe read it I will give wewe a heshima of you're choice and I will shabiki you. Please tell me!
D: Why is this happening?!
Scootaloo leaves theater
